>taking a shit
>someone opens the door
What's the first thing that comes out of your mouth?
Assume you're in a one-person bathroom
MUWWWWWWWA DA FRENCH CHAMPAGNE
>>57500172
UAAAAAAAAAAHHHH THE FRENCH CHAMPAGNE
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THE BATHROOM, GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!!!!!
"HIIIII"
>>57500172
*quickly falls off toilet after slav squatting on it*
Fuckin' ell
AAAAAAAH ECCHI SENPAI BAKA ECCHI *slaps his face* MOO..
giz a cheeky blumpkin
>>57500172
I cough up another turd and politely ask him to leave until I'm done
WEE OO
No need for words. Just stare, exactly like Orwell is doing.
>>57500473
>orwell
FODASSE, ENTÃO CARALHO!!!!????
>>57500486
That's not what I typed...
>Not scooting over so he can take a shit with you.
We can't be the only ones that do this right?
>mfw