>19 years old
>virgin
>never kissed a girl
>no friends
>acne all over my body
>small dick
>shit at sports
>shit at uni
>living a third world shithole
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP SENPAI
smdh tbqh pham
>25 year old virgin
>there are 15 year olds having sex as I type this
>people born a decade after me have lost their virginity before me
>even if I ever do have sex they will still have had it at an earlier age
CAN
NOT
>>57486019
>tfw I know this feel
>tfw girl
>tfw can't find bf because russian men look and act like drunk ogres
>>57486134
i can give u a green card bby
>>57485844
yes but do you like reggaeton
>>57486184
nope
>>57485844
Chilenos are my favourite latinoamericanos in Spain, travel and do something about that idk
>>57486225
why not
all chileans like reggaeton
>>57486449
its too late already, I gave up on life long time ago and coming to this place is the only thing that keeps me sane
>>57486173
rly?
>>57486562
I feel bad everytime I read something like that, don't give up
>>57485844
You're still young m8.
Go outside, socialise, exercise etc have fun.
>>57486019
23 here desu ;_;
>>57485844
same but 21 and already finished uni
good luck if you actually think you're gonna get a job after that
>almost 26
>sitting in my room that I've had for 12 years because I'm such a loser I live with my mom
>realize its been over 2 years since I broke up with my only gf ever
>feels like yesterday
>I'll probably never get another gf in my life
>people my age are buying houses and starting families
>>57486098
TFW WE ARE THE FEEL PEOPLE
>27 years old
>literally never even held a girl's hand
>there are 6 year olds who've gotten more action than I have
>see Facebook posts about high school classmates getting married
>mfw
I gave up on having sex with a "proper" person after turning 25.
But fucking some random horny ugly person doesn't really helps, you feel just sub-human as you feel for being a virgin
>>57489239
sex is overrated as fuck by normies
having sex with a condom on without any emotional attachment is just awful, I'd rather masturbate
go eat some food wrapped in saran wrap, that's basically the same experience
>there are Syrian rapefugees who have been here a month and already have had sex with beautiful dutch blondes while living in an asylum centre
>im 26
>still virgin
HOHHOHOHOHOH
>>57489460
>there are women who would rather date men that beat them than you
>>57486019
>tfw I will never know this feel
25 y.o kissless friendless virgin shit future ugly as shit non white living in a shit country here
>>57489460
Honestly this used to bother me but now it just makes me horny.
I keep a map of the world under my bed and it has a large trail of cum crumbs all the way from Damascus to Munich. I just like to masturbate sometimes and imagine myself as a brown shitskin refugee, every time I cross a European border my thick brown cock throbs harder and lusts even more for white pussy, I try to rape the women in the refugee camps at the Hungarian border but I can't because the cold fire hoses used by the border guards shrivel my dick. I try to masturbate while I wait at the train station in Macedonia but I can't focus on touching myself when the European people are insulting me by giving me below par food. I am a refugee and deserve better.
Then I finally get to Germany. The home of Mama Merkel. I get given the five star accommodation I deserve. Women wait on me hand and foot. One day I am just minding my own business playing my PS4 when a female volunteer comes into my room and shuts the door. I pin her down and rape her so hard. My friends in Cologne texted me iphone pictures of hot German pussy and they were not lying about it.
And the best part is that she doesn't complaint when I am done. She apologises, and makes her boyfriend come and apologise.
It is so hot man. I just fucking love the fact that my dick has been as dry as Syria while the Syrians dicks get as wet as the UK. It is so ironic to think that they were born into poverty with no toilet paper and are cumming into 1st world women whilst I was born into the first world but now am cumming into toilet paper.
>>57490520
very nice post
>>57490520
Please nobody copy this post
Let it die
>>57485844
>19 years old
>virgin
>might have kissed a girl but i was drunk so don't remember
>had lots of friends at high school but lost contact with all but two
>no friends at all at uni
>living in a third world shithole
i can r-recover, right?
>>57486850
>23 here desu ;_;
What up my famalam
Who here /killing themselves if they get to 25 still a virgin/?
>tfw she stopped giving a fuck about me months ago
>19
>no pussy
>20
>get gay and fuck twink assholes
INCAPABLE OF ARTIFICIAL CREATION
>>57491219
Why not rape
If you're gonna kill yourself anyway do it afterwards. Slash your throat. Sprinkle the crime scene with the blood of the sinner
>>57485844
Wanna talk about it chilebro?
>>57491515
years*
I think about her daily
>no one will ever love me
>>57491515
>>57491670
get out normalfags
>>57491612
It ain't my style (beta)
>22 years old
>virgin
>only had 2 gf and oral sex 2 times
>almost no friends
>acne all over my fucking face, it's pure oil
>small dick
>shit at sports
>pretty good at uni
>living a third world shithole
>terrible health, I have a terminal disease (rheumatoid arthritis) and I may not be able to work or walk after 10-30 years from now
To be fair I don't give a fuck about sex, it's fucking overrated and I don't want to be a normie. I just want to have a nice living, doing & working with what I like, but this disease is killing my hope.
>>57489080
Go buy a hooker m8 like seriously.
I'm a fat neckbeard whose never had a stable relationship but I've fucked like 5 girls in my life... all of them were ugly except for 1. Honestly it isn't even that great unless they let you cum inside them.... thrusting is tiring and wearing a condom blows. Buy a fleshlight... its better.
>girl would rather remain a lonely virgin than go out with you
>tfw browsing 4chan is the high point of my day
>>57492044
this
sex with a condom is overrated as fuck
>>57492044
we seek love and companionship, not a whore
>>57492140
>falling for the love me
You'll just get heartbroken. Love your family. Love yourself. Don't waste the emotion on some slut who will just leave you in the end.
>>57492222
QUADS CONFIRM
>>57492222
I'm >>57491670
seriously, don't do it. My life is fucking destroyed.
Every other woman just seems wrong to me.
>>57492222
Truth
It goes for people in general, usually the better you are to them, the worse they will be
Not everyone of course, you always find someone who is like you and who you can trust, but a lot of people all heartless
>>57491670
Your ex? Tell us your story anon
>>57492435
There's not much to tell.
Was incredibly tired after flying for like 12 hours straight, argued with her while half asleep, she said she doesn't think I love her and I said loving her is impossible and nobody will ever love her. Immediately regret it, she broke down crying.
She was gone the next day.
haha
ha
I hate myself so much
>>57492693
Damn bud, that was intense, how long were you together? How old are you?
>>57492871
>how long were you together?
4 ½ years, we knew each other since early teens and were best friends prior to dating
>How old are you?
27 now
>>57485844
19 year old is fucking nothing
>>57486019
iktff family
>25 year old relationshipless virgin
>postgrad ending soon
>miss out on middleschool/highschool/uni sex
>will probably die without experiencing sex unless I shell out money for something other people get for free and for better quailty
please kill me
>>57493014
That is a really really long time, so I feel your pain, I've felt like shit after really short relationships, can't even imagine what it's like after such a long time. Are you guys in touch maybe? Have you picked up yourself at least to some degree?
>>57493014
At least you left your mark in her pussy
I don't understand why you guys care so much about sex. It's stupid.
>>57493137
>Are you guys in touch maybe?
not really
she checks up on me from time to time
>Have you picked up yourself at least to some degree?
I have help
drugs are bad for you, stay away from them
>>57493317
Yup, most of the time I'd rather masturbate
It's all about having the relationship
>>57493317
Some people feel the urges stronger than the others, it's also not helping when literally everyone around you is getting it and you are the one who isn't.
Relationship and getting in touch with people is also a great factor, if I just want to fug I would have just gone off for some cheap sloot like ordering takeaway from a random street corner.
>>57493335
I'm not really a person to be saying something like "Oh it gets better, just forget her bro", I'm still fucking sore after a fucking 3 month relationship for christs sakes.
Either way, when you look at yourself now, do you have a stable job, education and motivation to continue going and maybe prove yourself to people? I know a lot of people would say it's bad to seek approval from other people and do everything in life to show how great you can be, but personally for me it's the thing that drives me the most.
>>57493520
I'm alright m8
tell me about your girl
>>57493766
Started going to uni ( I'm 20), suddenly turn full normie, meet lots of people, lots of new friends etc
Anyway at some point through some friends I met this gorgeous chick way out of my league, like a goddamn fucking 8.5 or 9/10, to top it off she also was slightly weird but in a cute way, like she would know most of this 4chan bullshit and I liked it. She fell for me first to my surprise. Had so much fun, lots of her friends started loving me, and the old ones said how they never saw her like this and how she was never good at relationships, but now seemed truly happy, I loved it. Tried really hard around her to make her feel good and comfortable, which ultimately fucked me over. She just got super scared at some point because she felt like she doesn't feel like she did anymore. After breakup started apologizing and started messaging me how she is sorry, how she was a heartless bitch etc because all of her friends gave her so much shit, saying how she'll never find anyone like me and that crap. Eventually I guess they liked me quite a lot and I started hanging out more and more with her friends(never talked shit around her back either) and she got butthurt(I assume). Now she cant even say hi on the street or look me in the eyes, Major disappointment from her as a person, not even the breakup hurt that much as much as the fact that she just doesnt care or value any of the shit i did for her.
I'm still fairly young but i dont know, she was just so goddamn beautiful, the bitch
>>57494451
she sounds like a shit person in all honesty
have sex with her friends
>>57485844
ateo
>>57494524
Surprisingly, it's an option, I'm really really close with her best friend of 14 years, and she just recently broke up with her bf
Feels like a no-go zone, but damn, I bet it would feel good
To top it off I kinda have a chance too, I feel
>24
>still live at home
>kv
>manlet
>dicklet
>no social circle
>in uni but not making any connections so going neet after graduating is the most probable outcome
>actually, if I manage to graduate at all
>mfw my parents look at me with disappointment
>>57494730
kv?
>>57494767
means ts(transsexual) in french
he's from quebec
>>57485844
Is there any real difference between chileans and argentinians? you guys seem to look and talk the same
>>57494898
all south americans are identical tbqh
>23
>Virgin
>Only form of contact I've had is a bj
>From a tranny
>Who was black
>And hairy
>>57495020
>>57485844
>>57485844
>>57485844
>>57485844
>>57485844
SOLOOOOOOOOOOO LE PIDOOOOOOOOOO A DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>turning 26 in 17 days
>live at home
>manlet
>kv
>never had a gf
>no friends
>too retarded for uni
>parents think im a fag and a failure
>>57494767
kissless virgin
>>57495250
live in otario?
want to be my friend m8?
>kissless virgin at 21
>c-section birth so I have LITERALLY never touched a vagina
>losing friends every day
>there are people born in the year 2000 having more sex in a week than I will (if at all) in my lifetime
>would rather stay inside all day and shitpost
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>57491084
>Honestly this used to bother me but now it just makes me horny.
>I keep a map of the world under my bed and it has a large trail of cum crumbs all the way from Damascus to Munich. I just like to masturbate sometimes and imagine myself as a brown shitskin refugee, every time I cross a European border my thick brown cock throbs harder and lusts even more for white pussy, I try to rape the women in the refugee camps at the Hungarian border but I can't because the cold fire hoses used by the border guards shrivel my dick. I try to masturbate while I wait at the train station in Macedonia but I can't focus on touching myself when the European people are insulting me by giving me below par food. I am a refugee and deserve better.
>Then I finally get to Germany. The home of Mama Merkel. I get given the five star accommodation I deserve. Women wait on me hand and foot. One day I am just minding my own business playing my PS4 when a female volunteer comes into my room and shuts the door. I pin her down and rape her so hard. My friends in Cologne texted me iphone pictures of hot German pussy and they were not lying about it.
>And the best part is that she doesn't complaint when I am done. She apologises, and makes her boyfriend come and apologise.
>It is so hot man. I just fucking love the fact that my dick has been as dry as Syria while the Syrians dicks get as wet as the UK. It is so ironic to think that they were born into poverty with no toilet paper and are cumming into 1st world women whilst I was born into the first world but now am cumming into toilet paper.
>>57495398
>there are people born in the year 2000 having more sex in a week than I will (if at all) in my lifetime
worst feel tbqh
>21 years old
>not a virgin
>got waifu for 6 years and took her v
>going to the gym for 6 years straigth
>big dick
>good at sports
>good atuni
>living in a third world shithole
:-/
>>57495515
Nice, Ahmed. I knew Germany was right to take you in.
>tfw ugly
>been in a 3 year long internet 'friendzone' relationship but can't quite because of the vague hope it becomes real
>28 years old
>live alone on disability allowance
>mum is dead and dad disowned me when I was 16
>no friends
>virgin
>always tired
>volunteer one day a week with a bunch of criminals who make fun of me because I stutter
>>57494730
What uni? you need friends? :3
>wanted to kill myself for almost half of my life
>still too much of a bitch to make a real attempt
>make my life intentionally worse because I tell myself I'll be dead soon anyways
>don't do anything healthy in the hope that it will shorten my lifespan
YOU COULDN'T FABRICATE SUCH TALES IF YOU TRIED
>tfw the only sex I've had was with dogs
>>57485844
We're on very similar boats, except for the small dick. I had mine replaced with a very discreet handgun.
I'm actually ok with the whole dying a virgin thing, I made my peace with it. What I'm really concerned now is about my total inability to function as a human being and being required to join the wageslave horde, which is I am as incapable as I am unwilling to do.
>>57496847
did you put jelly on your cock so your dog would lick it?
>>57496847
>Get over it, hehe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJzFBj989SM
>kissless virgin
>get arrested
>no longer kissless at least
>>57497294
No, I would bend over to pick something up and they'd start humping, so I humoured one of em one day
>>57497622
Jew girls are sluts.
>>57497667
hot
Pro-tip for new users: When a Chilean makes a thread about self-hating and hating it's bait. Stop responding to this shit lmao.
>>57495020
>>57497622
You have jewnopsis abilities.
>>57485844
>I'm pretty much in the same situation as you but instead of living in a shithole I'm paying thousands to attend a university where I have no idea what to study
PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF ENVISIONING SUCH A SITUATION WHERE THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS
>>57497616
why did they make the two qts fight ;_;
lol at people saying he's 19, any KV older than 15 is pretty much already fucked
>22
>NEET, autistic, virgin and ugly
CAN'T FABRICATE THIS STATEMENT
>>57497987
Human rights or something like that. Cops "can't" rough them up so they make the criminals do it to each other instead. Also because it's fun.
>>57487290
Screw that bitch. Give it to me!
>tfw I haven't had a male friend in 6 years
>tfw the only friends I've ever been able to make are female
>tfw I'm good looking so I'm propositioned often by these women
>tfw I secretly hate women, hate their company, and would never date one
I'm sick of their bullshit, I just want guy buddies to shoot the shit with
somebody up for collective suicide?
>>57499223
What's the best way to do it? Keep in mind I don't have guns or tall buildings available.
>I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER HOLD A FEMININE HAND
>>57500008
stop eating
>>57485844
>small dick
know that feel brother
>>57491219
Don't do it Bro!
>was 18
>lost my virginity
>was ok
>now 20
>still get the sex
>lifes good i guess
worship me you plebs
>21
>had sex with 2 girls
>lost my Virginity to a 7/10 when I was 17
>still mentally challenged and autistic
>still feel nervous around girls
>still insecure beta fuck
>married 30 yr old
>lost virginity at 17
>had lots of fun when I was younger
>modest level of success
>fairly well-adjusted and social
>regularly post on 4chan
I'm considering suicide, lads.
>>57502492
Turn that insecurity into hate Hanz. Let it eat you inside.
>>57494681
How long ago was your break up with the old girl? It would probably cause some very temporary tension but if its been a while I think it will be fine if you go for it man.
Don't linger on a girl too long. Like you I had a short relationship and lingered on it for almost 7 months, I stopped 3 months ago and am just starting with another girl now and I could have started a while ago, but I wasted time.
>>57502414
>>57502593
Get out normalfags
>22
>going on holidays with the gf next week
>steady job
>lift at the gym regularly
To think I was a total loser a couple years ago gives me hope that all you fucks are going to make it one day too, cheers Iads.
> tfw so ugly I made a prostitute quit right in front of her boss because she wouldn't sex me.
I'm not even memeing right now.
>>57503732
holy shit
>>57503791
Yeah. I had to run to the bathroom and broke down crying.
I'm still a KHV to this day. That was supposed to be my first sex.
>25 y/o
>khv
>basing your self worth off of women
I stopped giving a shit long ago
>>57503732
>>57503863
Never had this happen with a prostitute, but I'm at a ratio of 2/3 of female efriends blocking me immediately after bosting face
I gave up long ago
>>57485844
What is the point of going to uni in a 3rd world country anyway?
>>57505545
To get education.
>>57486515
not him, but i fucking hate diarretón.
>>57492222
This 'merifat is very wise.
>>57490520
What the FUCK
>homosexual, but not flamboyant
>just want regular male friends, not anything gay
>acquire friends
>'oh you're gay?'
>ask me retarded fuck questions
FUCK OFF
>>57490520
uyjjjj
>>57506047
>cant handle the bants
l o l
fag ;^)
>>57499028
I know that feel famzilla
>fit, good grades, planning on commissioning in the Marines
>have girl "friends"
>one said she liked me, ~2 weeks ago
>turned her down and said I only think of her as a "friend"
girls are shitty friends anyways tbqh
>>57506101
Can handle the bants quite well. It's just how I feel in private.
>20 years old
>becoming an extreme weeb
>no girlfriend
>only friend is roomate that pisses me off all the time by being an elitest asshole about literally everything
>shitty vehicle
>entire family disowned me
>eat maybe once a day because no appetite
>smoke like a chimney
>waiting for next paycheck to buy a plane ticket to leave the country and become an hero
hahaha I love my life
>21 year old
>Suffer from severe insomnia
>Stress levels so high im already losing hair
>No way to socialize because im literally a zombie
>Docs are still looking into me but they dont know what is wrong
>GP wont even give me some sleep aid to help my suffering
>Spent all night awake.
>Exam in three hours
Whenever I go to the trainstation to go to uni I sometimes get weird thoughts about ending it all and jumping in front one of them.
Hold on, you lads aren't really virgins in your 20s are you? You're just memeing me right? How would that even be possible?
>>57485844
>24 year old
>virgin
>basically kissless (only formal kisses on weddings)
>immigrant in US (green card)
>after 2 years still only barely speak English cause social shut-in and speech impediment
>autistic IT webdev job where i almost dont interact with anyone
>gained 20 pounds in last year
>can't go back to home country cause going to get drafted instantly
OH WOW HAHA
>23 years old
>kissed girl at age 7
>in lips
>has nice body
>have no bad habits and do jogging almost every morning
>spends his whole time either programming or watching anime
>>57506532
which country are you from originally?
>26
>has gf and hug in teen years
>no sex bcs too young too afraid
i wish i rape her reeeee
>>57485844
you still have 3 more years, after uni everyone didnt make new friend
>>57506526
You stay in your home all day and thats it
>>57506532
>move to US
>immediately gain weight
Kek, this happened to almost every foreigner I know
