>You will never be born an Englishman
it's not that great desu
>>57484639
TFW won the lottery of life.
>>57484694
Yes it is, God save the Queen
>>57484694
t. Rasheed
Thanks God
Be proud of your MUH HERITAGE, I mean your country, cuck.
>>57484694
>it's not that great it is
...what?
>>57484881
>>57484639
>a Dutch
>wanting to be a bloody fucking Englishman
The irony, it hurts so much.
>>57485254
>>57484639
But real Englishmen make up 1% of the population of England. The Oxbridge-educated, tweed-wearing, High Anglican, classics-mastering, RP-speaking descendants of the Norman invaders.
The rest is just Saxon-Danish rabble that they seasonally unleash upon economic rivals such as Spain or Greece.
>I will always be American
>>57485489
Ironic that the reality of it is completely the opposite of that image.
Jeremey Corbyn here.
Osborne is a big meanie who likes to cut things. I was talking how bad the conservative party is when he cut the speech time for my future speeches. I feel highly offended that the people of Britain have to face this tyrannical government who don't care for monologues.
Anyways Dave is also the leader of the bullies. Last night, he came and dropped off a history book at my office. I used the same history book to relate to the tyrannical conservative party until the speaker told me that my time was up and I had to go teach a history lesson about socialism .
>>57484639
>Tfw Brit.
4th best country in the UK.
>being shittish
>>57486407
>having the objectively worst group of dialects AND accents of any English speakers anywhere on the globe
Like, sucks to be, like you n' shit, dude. Ohmygod! Like, ass, bro.
>>57486499
Southern accents are nice.
>>57486499
>implying you've ever even left your post-communist irrelevancy conglomerate
>I will never be American
>tfw scottish
>tfw scots contributed proportionally far more to colonialism than the english, but get none of the blame for it
>tfw the same people blaming them cheer us on as if we are an oppressed innocent underdog
>tfw more money spent on us per head than the rest of the uk
>tfw massively more political representation in the uk
>tfw can vote on english matter but english can't vote on ours
stay cucked anglopoors
Not a bad feel.
