>walking around town
>some random stranger (with a non-local accent) asks me where the post-office is
>sperg out
>say "kurwa, I no speak inglish" in a shitty Polish accent
>walk away while staring at the floor
1. Your cunt
2. Do you have crippling autism?
>>57481640
>someone stops me and asks for directions
>tell them I don't know how to go where they're going
>I actually knew exactly where it was
>walking to the shop as fast as non-autistically possible
>some kid asks how i tall i am
>"pashol nahuj maljinkij pidar"
>im 50% german 50%japanese
>>57481640
wow what a retard
>someone asks me for directions
>I tell them I don't know which is true even though I've lived in the same small town for 6 years because I only leave my apartment to get groceries or go to the liquor store
>>57481640
I do this all the time. I talk with a Russian accent and pretend I can't speak English very well.
>tourist asks me for directions
>"sure thing stranger, right this way"
I live in New York
>>57483353
STFU
I had a similar conversation.
A russian was looking for one of the big stadiums in the capital.
It was easy to relate that he had to get off on the next stop.
Slavic languages are simular and all that.
But instead of 'da' I kept using 'ja', like I thought he was a german or something.
And it wasn't once or twice, I said JA,JA,JA inbetween Bulgarian with russian sufixes to the ruskie 10+ times while explaining and pointing out the window towards where the stadium was.
>>57483422
THIS
Who /livedinoneplacefor10+yearsandstillliterallycluelessaboutdirections/ here?
My sense of orientation is woman tier
>>57483509
>>57483653
Guilty.
>>57483632
>But instead of 'da' I kept using 'ja'
So you pretended to be Slovenian? Always glad to see signs of my nation's cultural influence in distant lands desu.
>>57483877
>2bf Americans are unarguably the worst
FTFY
I now know where stuff generally is because of Google maps.
>>57483687
2bf American tourists in New York are unarguably the worst type of tourist in the city.
>>57483422
>live 2 years in this town
>everyone ask me directions because i dress well (no, i don't wear a fedora)
>going to my apartment after work
>old lady stop her car and ask me where is the street "Beija Flor"
>I don't even think about it, say that i know and she should keep going because all streets have birds name.
>find her in front of my place
>there is a small Hairdresser in the first floor
>she look at me and say that she found the street
>i reply, good
>go upstairs
>>57484074
I saw you delete that post and repost it because you were autistically upset with a typo
>>57484170
i saw it too
also you made that post aswell
t. ip count inspector
>>57483687
We're Americans, not Canadians.
>>57483687
>>57484460
Brazilians do this to foreign people.
We hate our country, but hurt us when foreign people agree.
>>57484460
im sorry but thats how you seem to every eastern european. saying gay shit like "thank you" and "hello" as if you were a 5 year old kid with a loving mother who taught you good manners
>>57484272
Just because the counter didn't increase doesn't mean they're the same person.
Look above you, do you see how many US flags are in the thread? Any of the posters above could have made the response.
The counter will go up once with my post now, because I'm entirely new to the thread.
>third-worlder "deductive reasoning"
>>57484679
>t. autistic proxy user
>>57481640
Autism is not real, please stop this shitty meme
>>57484764
Then why we had no gf?
>Walking to bus stop one day
>dog ass ugly british couple walk up to me and start speaking in english as if Im native to them
>reply with "No habla englisio gringos"
>walk away
>felt satisfied rest of day
>>57483765
What's the word for "I" in Slovenian?
>>57484923
Because no one wants to spend time with you.
>>57484962
>Spanish
If it was an American couple, they would understand.
>someone asks me for directions
>give them directions
Not that hard
>>57485060
Well, them i am in the right place.
>>57485151
>They end up being shoot...
>>57483653
Lived in the same small town of 50k for almost 19 years and only in these past few months have I learned to locate a few key places like the college, stores and my grandmother's house
>>57485261
>get shot
>shoot back
Can Eurocucks say the same?
>>57485289
>small
>50k
What the fuck, my town has a pop of 2,400. The nearest town over has a pop of something like 800.
>>57485289
When someone ask for directions, use references like, where the kid was shoot, that place where a girl was rapped by a Mexican or where the niggers live.
Or just use the MacDonald as reference...
>>57485474
The greater area is about 50k but more appropriately the town is 10k. Larger than your town for sure but we're a far cry from a metro area
>>57485214
Don't believe them I'm sure you're a fine person.
Just try to get out more.
>>57481640
If people ask me for landmarks I'm usually not bad at helping out, but if they ask for a specific street name they are pretty much fucked.
>>57485731
>Just try to get out more.
Working at day, Studding at night.
IT sucks anon, there is only males in my social circle...
>>57481640
you get the official plumber seal of approval
>>57483442
And how do people react? Do they call you a filthy commie?
>>57485026
Jaz.
Also, the word for 'and' is 'in' and not 'i' cause we Germanic like dat.
>>57485950
If you REALLY need to have contact you go and do hobbies women are active in.
Examples:
http://www.thefemininewoman.com/2010/04/27hobbies-for-women/
Other than that just go out for and talk to women just for talking-sake, don't go out for a goal to "get" a woman at first.
And well Tinder, Badoo and stuff right?
>>57481640
>cute Slovak girl asks me directions to the market square
>tell her to "walk up the hill and take a left"
>wish her good day and continue walking away
>after two steps I realize I meant that she should turn left before the hill
>be too burgers to turn back
>to this day I think about this qt3.14 girl who is angry at some random Finn who gave her wrong directions on purpose
>Making my way downtown
>Walking fast
>Faces pass
>And I'm home bound
>Staring blankly ahead
>Just making my way
>Making a way
>Through the crowd
>And I need you
>And I miss you
>And now I wonder....
>>57487199
Autist here, why do American and Canadian cities name their central-business district 'downtown' ?
They don't follow Manhattan's uptown-downtown pattern (usually "downtown" is the dead center and the lower half)
Copycats make me sick
>>57487531
and not **
>>57487531
What the fuck are you talking about you fat disgusting mess?
>>57487531
Because in most cities the city center is usually located near the shoreline (for commerce reasons), which is located a lower elevation; therefor "down"
>>57487705
I'm not fat
(190.5cm at 75kg)
these projections are so asinine
>stranger asks for direction
>it's where I'm going
>send him somewhere else to avoid socialising
>end up meeting him later
>try to ignore him
>German lady asks for directions to bel air while I'm walking my doge
>offers me 20 dollars to come show her where it is even though I'm giving decent as fuck directions
>tell her my dog is tired and I have to go tend to my enormous neon swastikas
>practically run away
>>57481640
yes i do, but it's easily fixed with some alcohol
>>57481640
You literally pretended to be retarded.
>>57485261
>that autist unironically wears camo in public
Worst part is you know he's from /pol/ or /k/
>A bunch of teenagers in a car pull by and ask me how to get to Hotel X
>Autism kicks in, turn around and try to think of where that is
>They get impatient as hell and tell me to hurry up.
>Fucking tired of this shit, I just wanna go home, point to random direction and say ''That way!''
>Pretty sure I just sent them to the worst neighbourhood in the city, full of bydlos and gypsies
