>mfw Jesus was probably the most r9k humanbean to ever exist
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>mfw Jesus was probably the most r9k humanbean to ever exist
>mfw he died for the sins of Chad
>mfw he died a kissless virgin
You can't make this shit UP
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>57480923
>You can't make this shit UP
but someone obviously did
>>57480923
>he died a kissless virgin
Of course he didn't. He was a fucking Jewish rabbi. No Jew would listen to a rabbi without a wife, who apparently cannot into women.
>>57480966
You know you witless, idiotic, piece of fucking shit, virtually every credible historian agrees that Jesus existed. I get that you like to meme and shitpost, but fedoras have already reduced the quality of discussion on this board enough already. Do yourself a favor and stop posting, you fucking idiot. Or maybe do us a favor and fucking kill yourself.
>>57481143
>>57481143
>being this triggered over a skygod and his cuck son fairytale
>>57481143
got you good huh xDDD
>>57481143
Ihopeforyoursakethatthisisbait.png
>Be Jesus
>Be a Jew
>born with no father in your life
>Preach about tolerance forgiveness n sheiiit
>Romans had enough and they come after you
>get sold off by measly shekels
>get hanged while your followers watch
>"Don't worry my little cucks I'm coming back to see if my sacrifice allowed all Chads in the life to live a satisfying life"
Mfw he didn't get to fug Mary Magdalene
>>57481375
>Be Jesus
>Start a revival movement in Judaism
>Get uppity with Romans
>Get crucified
>Get posthumously cucked by Paul
>Paul's religion causes a shitton of antisemitism in your name
feelsbadman.com
Jesus was a notoriously violent brothel manager and advocate of psychoactive drug consumption. He deserved to die.
>>57481375
YIU CANT MAKE THJS SHIT UPPP
>>57481507
amen!
>>57480923
Jesus had a lot of women following him around uezs.
>>57481375
>mfw he didn't get to fug Mary Magdalene
Do you always believe what people tell you?
>be Somali
>have autism
"Christianity was a mistake." - Jesus
>>57481676
>yeah i banged her like, like three times, no, four, and finished in her face when we had the sex
trusting pathological liars? not even once
>>57481791
>believing the son of God was some LYING wannabe Chad
You will be cast into the lake on the day of reckoning esti
