What did your school teach you about the United States?
>>57476684
mexicans and immigrants are runing our cunt
we da bessss
Brits taxed tea, we rebelled
Were mean to Native Americans
Were mean to black people
Civil war
civil rights and Martin Luther King Jr
That's about all I was taught in school
>>57476684
The most substantial topic was about the Great Depression.
We mostly spoke about Slavery and Manifest Destiny. That may sound like a guilt fest but it was fairly balanced I'd say.
Also we focussed on US influence in post-War Germany naturally.
You wuz slaves and shieet
In Highschool it was
Revolutionary war
War of 1812 (Who the fuck is Napoleon)
Factories and Shit
WW1/WW2 Cold War Rushed in the last 2 weeks of school
Saved us in WW2, brought humanity into the Space Age, Vietnam and shiet.
I don't remember. Good for traveling,because lot of climate zones in one country.
The war in 1898 and the Great Depression, being the latter the most wider explained.
>>57476752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUyyHYkBHk&nohtml5=False
>>57476983
We're taught Russia was this mysterious, untrustworthy country but a strong fighter and a worthy antagonist. Generally, we failed at space until we saw the Russians succeed and started going GOTTA SHAPE UP, CUZ I NEED A MAN, JUST TO LAND HIM ON THE MOOOON
>>57477091
>The war in 1898
How was that treated? Did we sound like a bunch of jerks?
>>57476684
That you're an ex-british colony.
Land-lease.
Cold war.
The end.
>>57476684 (OP)
USA was the only country with deep look into the history, just shows how important your cunt is or baka desu. Don't really know jack about Latvians, Swedes, Finland (some guy shot the Russian general governor and then killed himself in 1904).
Early colonization, Ameriindians, US independence war, canada war, wars with mehhiko, slavery, civil war, occupation of hawaii, expedition to japan, gun boat politics, isolationalism, ww1, ww2, east germany, vietnam, korea, mlk, kennedy, watergate, reaganomics, star wars, mr gorby tear down that wall.
She was really redpilled, she said USA is no different than the soviet union, shiat out of Talmud ideology and fed down the goyim's throat.
Also we never ever recited the pledge to that zionist flag.
Oh Say Can Jew Seeeeeeee?
>>57476684
Slavery and native americans. Nothing else
We kick ass in most wars
We have lots of freedom
We aren't perfect but better than most
>>57477384
Typical estonian american cock suckers
>>57477445
>Jew as you
Insulted a lil', desu senpai baka cuck
>>57477511
What did you have about Eesti in your history classes?
>>57476684
Literally: nothing. We were focusing on general European and Hungarian history, if I hadn't researched it myself i'd know very little of the U.S. Only that you threw a hissy fit over some teas and threw it in the ocean, had some black slaves, but they're not anymore.
That said, pretty much everyone was smug and looked down upon U.S history. I mean, I guess I can't blame them, when your country is like 5 times older.
>>57476684
THE AMERICAN AGRESSION AGAINST THE LIBYAN REVOLUTION AND GREAT LEADER!!
THEY HATE US! THEY ARE CRUSADERS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
^gaddafi schools
post 2011
"USA is a country in north america and is made up of 50 states blah blah"
>>57476684
desu we had special paragraphs about USA and Latin America and Africa after paragraphs about Europe and teacher always skipped them and said "read at home, we have no time"
I was lazy and didn't read so I don't know what it was about.
But in 20th century book we had something about ww2, I guess.
>>57477663
nuke mudslime shitholes
>>57477663
>crusaders
I never met more atheist and barbaric people than when I was in the Army.
>>57477747
Ik most Libyans don't think like that
Gaddafi was just nuts
>>57477663
The US military is run by devil worshipers, who hate islam as much as christianity
ya'll simple dumb fuck turd worlders of the world get that to your heads, USA is not christian.
Slavery and Vietnam/Civil Rights movement, that's it really.
>>57477223
>mysterious, untrustworthy country but a strong fighter and a worthy antagonist
I thought people learn some facts about events and personalities on history lessons, not ideological bullshit.
>>57477805
Fair enough.
We had a guy in my platoon that was extremely Christian and thought we were doing God's work. He believed this for about 6 months until he realized that most of us in the platoon were not relgious at all or loosely believed in something. It was strange, it was litteraly a culture shock for him, but brought on by his own cuntrymen. He was from the deep south/bible belt though.
muh gulf war
>>57477869
You're right, we aren't, never were.
>>57478016
We should have let Saddam invade you tbqh
>>57477869
kind of explains all the roman styled buildings.
>>57478043
fucking nope
Iraq is a shitty, unsalvageable mess.
We made you
You saved our ass twice
Strong economy and cultural influence
Bush drawing Mr.potatoes with Silvester Stallone watching over him
>>57476684
Was historically our Boogeyman that might've invaded us at any time, but we cool. Also Superpower.
>>57477869
I can see why you might think that but we are incredibly hyper super Christian, by the standards of the first world at least. Literally even the suggestion that Obama might not be Christian (he is Christian btw) was enough to legitimately harm his campaign. There are legitimately people who want us to be an actual literal Christian theocracy. One of them (Ted Cruz) is running for president, and has openly said so on numerous occasions. Back during Obama's first(? Second I think?) presidential campaign, the governor of Texas literally called out to the people to pray for God to send a rainstorm to stop Obama's speech. By first world Western standards, we are *incredibly* religious.
That's why we're so weird about sex and nudity, by Western standards.
>>57478043
Why? Kuwait is best ally.
>>57478172
Our greatest ally
Strengthened by our shared hate of the Brits
>>57478199
Saddam did nothing wrong
>>57476684
Before studying American history/ casual social studies:
>America 11/10 absolute best never lost a war muh land of the free home of the brave
After studying American history:
>greedy imperialist assholes who only care about money for 200 years
I'm not as blue pilled as other fellow countrymen. I no longer care.
>>57477952
No, but seriously, how does it even look like? "Hello, kids, today we'll learn about Russia. Put it down: "Russia is mysteruous untrustworthy country". Don't forget it, it will be in tests"
>>57477952
top kek. we weren't specifically taught anything about russia other than it's involvements in the wars/cold war, although some schools study the revolution in more detail. there was absolutely a underlying vibe that you were the baddies though :D
>>57478172
>France's greatest achievement
>Made America
first constitution
that's all
>>57478249
Also, we got our asses handed to us by Canadians in war of 1812
>>57478315
We also invented VAT in the 50's. Big government thanks us
Only that you entered both WW's late desu.
>>57478282
Most of the Russian history I learned was 18 century and back, some during WWII, and a little bit during the cold war.
>>57478292
Meh, basically the whole russian history is "involvements in the wars" anyway.
>>57478384
That didn't really work out well for either of us senpai.
>>57478341
*brits anon
>>57478172
>without French assistance, we would have had a much much harder time winning independence
>mfw this bankrupted the French and caused their own democratic revolution
>mfw France remained a steadfast ally against our common British enemy
>mfw they are now cheese eating surrender monkeys because of WW2
>mfw we changed French fries to freedom fries because they wouldn't help us invade the middle east
>mfw all right wing Americans do is Shit on French culture
Cold War
war for independence from Britain
allies WWII
cold war
Absolutely nothing. Your country is irrelevant.
>>57478341
Things largely went back to the same as before the war broke out.
Leaves didn't do shit, but look up the battle of put-in-bay.
>>57478580
>muh Jackson
>muh battle of New Orleans
>muh burning of the white house
>>57478199
>I can see why you might think that but we are incredibly hyper super Christian
Lets me put it to you in simpler terminology, Christians (and every other sect under the boot of the federal government and it's institutions) are nothing but cattle, they serve, they work, they pay taxes, they watch satanic porn and masturbate to it, they buy and consume satanic merchant movies,music and drink their fluoride contaminated water and eat the poisoned food till their heart's content.
But in NO WAY does this establishment allow or even listen to what christians demenad, concerning internal and external policies on matters that really have a life changing effect.
because christians are pussies, they're bred and brainwashed to be pussies, sheep to be fucked and slaughtered.
>>57476684
That it, just like ours, is a country.
If you took the advanced class, you learn that that it has some states and some dude called el presidente.
>>57478282
We really only learned about Tsarist-Present day Russia. We don't know much about anything before that.
>>57478199
>muh separation of church and state
>>57478403
Interesting. In Russian history lessons we probably study 19th century most.
And 20th, but it was boring and contradictory, since we studied it in 90s.
>>57478675
I don't know anything about the war. It was tiny and insignificant compared to what was happening on this continent. Just pointing out that Canada wasn't really a thing back then and most of the soliders who were fighting were from this side of the ocean (as they were on your side realistically too)
"""American""" history is cute desu.
>>57476684
Nothing.
>>57478883
It was mostly a tiff over trade and the capturing of American Merchant sailors and pressing them into service of the British Navy.
>>57478282
Kek. Not exactly,
I remember being taught how McCarthyism had similar reasoning to the Salem Witch Trials, meaning it had no logical reasoning behind it.
Though, we are told that Stalin was a scary and ruthless leader, and very much comparable to Hitler.
I was also taught that Russia had huge part in WWII and Stalingrad was the turning point in the war, which I think most people agree on. We also were told they suffered the most losses
The whole Cuban Missile Crisis is probably why you guys are seen as bad guys, but I'd say we're a little more understanding now
>>57478282
>Soviets
>Soviets are bad
>Soviets took countries hostage
>Soviets are warmongering
>Soviets created north Korea
>Soviets repressed citizens
>Soviets couldn't handle glorious western commercialism
What the hell is a Tszar
What is pre-Soviet Russian culture
We know you got your asses handed to you in WW1
>>57476684
it SUCKS
>>57478341
That was more of a situation where no one really won, but no one really lost either. They (well actually more like the Brits) burned down the White House, we burned down York, everyone just kinda fucked each other, metaphorically speaking.
Well, I guess there was definitely one group that did truly lose, and that was the Native Americans. Already on decline even before the war happened, they suffered proportionally massive casualties -- the biggest by far, proportionally -- and the fact that a number of Native peoples sided with the Brits ended up leaving them with no reliable European allies after the war was over and the Brits left. Their defeats at the Thames and Horseshoe Bend left them vulnerable and at the mercy of the American government, who after the war pretty much flat out considered them all the Savage Enemy that must be broken and destroyed.
But for America and Canada/Britain, it was just a stalemate.
>>57476684
a tiny bit about the revolution and that you nuked the fug out of japan
>>57476684
We watched a lot of Michael Moore documentaries about how shitty America is in school.
Our religious studies teacher made us watch a documentary that showed bible camps with lots of crazy Christians who thought they can be possessed by the holy spirit and indoctrinated little children into loving George Bush.
In fact that religion teacher was a very politically outspoken leftie who hated America and kept mocking an American exchange student that was around for a week.
In our Latin class we had a theme of comparing the Roman Empire vs the US for half a year and how similar they are in justifying wars against other countries, torturing people and spreading their culture.
But in our actual history lessons the US was mostly just skipped over, we learn the French revolution instead of the American one and America really is only taught once the Cold War begins.
>>57478883
Cemented American patriotism and culture at the time
>Star Spangled Banner
>we beat those dirty Damn britbongs again!
>Muh American Superiority
>>57479142
>Michael Moore
>>57478199
LEAVE
>>57477952
Stalin lied about Warsaw or some shit and it was mysterious because it didn't do squat until Napoleon.
>>57478975
oh yeah I understand the backdrop for it pretty well now, as i've seen salt flying round from leafs, burgers and bongs on here. just not clued in (or care much for) the specific battles etc.
>>57479265
Basically ended in a stalemate and Leaves wish they could really claim that they did something during the war.
they eat our shit and use our drugs like fucking horny animals.
>>57479127
>nuked the fug out of japan
or fug, how could I forgot
>the only country who nuked someone
so horrible D:
>and they still think it was justified
are they even people
>but forget nukes, they did much worse things: they bombed *gasp* Serbia
wtf, I hate America now ;_;
rrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee
>>57479318
My understanding is that in the grand scheme of things we both got what we wanted out of it. It's probably a big deal to the leafs because when you're a made up country you have to make up a bit of history to forge that identity..
Anyway, last thought on the OP, which you've probably heard a million times: one thing that we don't cover, at all, is the American revolution. Everything about America in our history is really 20th century stuff.
>>57479550
*forget
meh
whatever
>>57479550
We even nuked some of our own military as tests but Russia is worse because they made a two headed dog and spreaded Communism.
>>57476684
That we are a vassal state
>>57478282
Basically, Russia is made to be the brooding communist antihero who blew the Germans out with their fuckhuge army of invincible alcoholic snow golems then went mad with power and made a trillion nukes
>TEA in LOO
>freedumb
>civil war
>late from ww1
>new deal
>late from ww2
>cold war
>>57479705
>made a trillion nukes
was all your fault desu senpai
>>57479570
The American Revolution is pretty cut and dry.
There is an old British fort not far from me, pretty cool. The only history as far as battles that happened around my area was back when we were still British and you were fighting the French over here.
>>57479644
>a two headed dog
What? Sounds cool.
>>57476684
It's evil Impire which must be nuked.
>>57479705
And this is how you thank us for wining WW2, fat idiot. f
>>57479816
http://youtu.be/OfQh2V3M6rk
>>57479768
please do not bully
>>57479879
WE won the War in Europe for conducting D-Day, NOT you.
>>57476684
That American Revolution was not about freedom and the adoption of enlightenment ideas but rather a fight for wealthy landowners.
>>57479889
lol So a conjoined twin headed dog with a birth defect was considered a marvel of USSR?
They didnt even manufacture medical supplies to even properly perform surgery and they built a two headed dog?
damn americans are dumb
>>57476883
Jew talks about money. What a surprise.
>>57476684
that it's a horrible country and canada is way better in every regard
i was lied to Tbh
>>57480038
They're not even the same breed because they needed a smaller dog on a larger dog because of the larger dog would've had to use his heart more to supply blood throughout both dogs.
Thanks, /x/.
>>57479889
Looks Japanese. Is this joke or something?
Anyway, we need to create a two-headed eagle, would be fun.
as master race
>>57480156
>Demikhov died in obscurity in 1998, but he was awarded the Order of Merit for the Fatherland, 3rd class, shortly before his death. He had also received a USSR State Prize.
>inb4 Wikipedia
>>57480151
it's a dog with a birth defect, your idiot
soviet propaganda machine was churning this type of garbage propaganda out left and right to the dumb masses.
This was the fuel that ran communist.
>>57479931
british operation tbqh. also the reason you guys got slaughtered at your beaches wasn't because they were especially hard to take, it was that you guys fucked up and refused RN support.
>>57480271
Shut up, you don't know shit about Russia.
>>57480038
Not that anon and I know this is probably bait but that's not a birth defect. Hell, in that video you can even clearly see the stitching. Vladimir Demikhov did a number of those. Here's a pic of a different one. Note the fact that they are very clearly entirely different breeds.
>>57480156
Ok, I googled about Demikhov, he looks like a cool guy. Why don't we study this in school and Murricans do? Kinda unfair.
land of freedom
>>57480357
I said I learned it from /x/, not school, lol.
We didn't learn anything about the US besides shit that intertwines with Canadian history so a bit of the Revolution and a tiny bit of the civil war. And the War of 1812 I guess but it's not covered as much as you would expect considering how much we use it for banter. And no we aren't taught we burnt down the whitehouse, it wasn't even mentioned in my history class
>>57480444
Oh, ok. I thought you meant you were taught "Russia is evil because poor dogs" or something.
>>57480332
pics prove nothing, like I said soviet ministry of propaganda was spewing this type of shit left and right to raise spirits of "much science advanced sovjet jewnion" when the true reality was people were starving to death in shit and garbage in tyrannic oppression and being sent off to the gulag for merely cracking a joke about the bolshevik regime
it's was a kike hoax, a shoah, no different than what you dumb fucks believe about your shitty "country".
>>57480551
No, Russia is evil because Cuba missile crisis, North Korea, and not giving eastern Europe democratic voting.
And spies I guess but we spy too probably.
>>57476684
Mayflower compact
13 colonies
Independance
Peculiar institution (blacks = property and property = unalienable right of man)
Manifest destiny
Secession of the Southern States
War from 1861 to 1865, Jefferson Davis' Confederacy VS Lincioln's Union. Union wins, adios slavery. But blacks are still treated like shit (segregation) until the middle of the 20th century.
USA in WWI & II + Cold War
Best allies
Best army
Richest country
50 states
E Pluribus Unum
Fun facts that a history teacher taught us in high school a few years ago
Children can own a gun but they can't eat a Kinder Surprise
It's illegal to import French cheese in the USA
If you want to travel to the USA you must answer a shitload of questions before. One of them: "are you involved in terrorist activities?". Someone actually expects somebody to answer 'yes'
>>57480695
Oh, I forgot: We somehow got Louisiana back after losing it to Spain after the Seven Years War, but motherfucking Napoléon sold it at the very beginning of the 19th century
>>57480685
soviet russia was a democracy
just that stalin was an honest dictator and didnt like to piss around with bullshit games, not like your kabal of kikes that rule from behind the curtains with your "two puppet party shoah"
>>57480695
Pretty good, desu.
I remember doing a mock immigration test in 5th grade and we had to know a bunch of crap about our government which I still don't know about 100%.
>>57480977
Oh yeah, your government. I don't really know about it, I only know the 3 powers, executive (president) legislative (Congress) and judiciary (Supreme court).
Actually I learned more of the history of the US in college, in my "American civilization" course, than in high school. You guys have a short but really interesting history
>>57480695
another question is "have you ever ordered, insisted, committed, assisted, or otherwise participated in a genocide?"
>>57476972
>Who the fuck is Napoleon
Your school must have sucked we had a while unit on the French Revolution and Napolean.
I was taught that the United States is the most default nation to be born and to live in..
If you weren't born in the United States, you failed at life, basically.
>>57481298
move to germany and you can have better life
>>57481256
Fucking kek, do they really expect someone to answer 'yes'? I can't wait to come to the USA, so I can see all those crazy questions and have a good laugh
>>57476684
Curriculum is about your history but teachers refer to you as a failure. An empire that's about to fall.
>>57481395
no moni
>>57481256
What would they do if you answer "yes"?
Does anyone know what (if anything) students in the U.S.S.R. or Warsaw Pact learned about the U.S.?
I saw some Eastern Yuro refer to the American Colonists as "peasants" once, and it got me wondering.
>>57477223
I learned more. We were taught about Peter the great, Napolean invading Russia in winter and Scorched earth then probably WW1 on till the cold war. Oh and Catherine the Great and Ivan the terrible. If ours was anti-anything it was more that communism was a shit system and fucked Russians and other Eastern Euros and Stalin was a cunt.
>>57481298
I won't lie, I'm really happy to be born in France, but if I had had the opportunity to choose where to be born I'd probably had chosen the USA. Everytime I hear their national anthem I almost feel patriot lel, it's so fucking powerful
>>57481457
become syrian rapeugee
>>57480290
That's fucking bullshit and you know it
So this thread shows me that the French are the only people thay paint us in a positive light in history
few lines about revolution, civil war and its involvement in ww1, more extensive as superpower in ww2 and cold war
>>57481682
I learned that in AP Euro too.
>>57476684
You stole half of our country cowardly and the immigrants are actually heroes cause they will make the south of USA ours again.
Its very true though.
>>57482222
:^) If you want it so bad, come and take it, papí
>>57482222
What country? Stfu spanish colony
>>57481682
From this description I assume it was even more ideological bullshit desu.
Take this, for example
>Napolean invading Russia in winter
u wat
>>57482185
That wasn't AP it was just World History. I think we just covered things more in depth than it seems most Americans. My teacher was Jewish so you can take a guess on how insane the Holocaust was covered. We had a few days if mock third Reich. I was part of the Master Race pretty good desu. The teacher was mean to the other kids.
I fugging love france :DDDDDDDDDD
>>57476684
that it's shit and everything they do Canada does better in some weird way, also that you are like the borg trying to assimilate people (an excuse for why we fail to assimilate people)
>>57482371
So what, we lie in our education. Who doesn't?
>>57482429
Aw fuck man. My teacher was one of those "womyn!" Feminists. International woman's day turned into woman's month.
>>57482529
Worst ally.
Go club yourself with a frozen marajuana plant, inbred redneck, eskimo scum.
>>57482529
This is just not true.
>>57482547
I understand lying in interpretation but how can anybody lie about simple facts and what for? It's strange(((
>>57482529
Where are you from again?
>>57482371
I should have said how his invasion was fucked by winter and scorched earth. Also, if you don't think Stalin fucked you guys you're delusional. What he did to the military and even aero-nautical engineers before the war is one of the main reasons for the shit performance in the Winter War and begining of the German Invasion (Not to mention the early tactic of no strategic retreats.) I remember one show with a Soviet General saying we didn't win that war because of Stalin,we won it inspite of him. Not to mention Uncle Joe's Happy Pogroms and Gulag Time.
>>57482588
Kek mine was a woman but she was fair when it came to coverage of men versus women.
>>57482706
He wasn't fucked by winter, look at the fucking date. He had all the fucking summer and autumn.
Scorched earth is greatly exaggerated, so basically as I said: ideological bullshit.
>>57480973
Your the "Pole" who hates Poles aren't you?
>>57482654
The "no one can stop the Russian winter" thing is kind of a meme. I don't know why but it showed up a few times in history.
>>57482640
>implying the entire Ontario school curriculum isn't just "lol omg look how dumb and barbaric these evil Americans are ehhhh?"
our schools are a massive propaganda campaign to keep up the Liberal facade, I always had a laugh when they talked about the American "melting pot" in such sinister terms then praised our "Mosaic" when I knew very well how shitty that mosaic actually as.
but this is for everything though, there is always a bit of "yea we did X but the Americans were SOOO much worse!" or other assorted wank.
and you wonder why so many idiots here unironically hate America beyond mere banter
>>57481701
really? I think the US anthem is generic and boring as fuck. yours is fucking great though
>>57476684
only the truth
and that is why everybody hates you
>>57481701
Is that because the anthem is just about the Brits bombarding Fort McHenry during the Battle of Baltimore for 25 hours and accomplishing nothing?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_McHenry
>>57476752
MAJOR KEY ALERT
>>57481701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaDCfA1uxh0
>>57483272
Ours? Yeah I like it too, but I prefer the US one t.bh. And they usually sing it with passion, that makes the anthem even greater
>>57483654
I don't know why I like it so much, but listening at it almost makes me want to be American
>>57483794
Beautiful, that would not happen in France
>>57483940
Thanks for the love, Frenchie. For what it's worth, most people don't even come close to singing the anthem the way it was written.
>>57483940
Anyone can be American. You just have to believe.
>they bombed the japanese and like to pretend it was justified
>they turned the tides on WW1
>cultural influence
>became independent because of stupid taxes on tea and cotton
>south had slavery, north didn't
that's pretty much it
>>57478398
that was back when we minded our own business, we only got involved because we were pushed into it.
>>57484540
Why? They lack of "spirit"?
>>57484620
If I can't be born in America I can never be truly American. But I'll probably emigrate here and look for a Murican bf once Europe is forever fucked
>>57482943
How is that ideological? Perhaps the weathwr is overstated. However, what's your reasoning for it being ideological?
What is your reason for his failure? That he had troops tied up in the Peninsular Campaign so he had to really on Prussians and Austrians with poor moral? That shitty Russian roads, increasingly poor forage for horses and supply estimates based on a quick campaign damned him? The Russian soldiers fought harder than he expected but until Moscow the Russians didn't seem to have a clear strategy so superior Russian tactics aren't really the cause. Discounting Russian achievements would be the only ideological possibility but then Scorched Earth as a tactic would have never been mentioned.
"Chandler argues that Napoleon was already beaten by the time that the Russian winter set in. He also notes that the French suffered as much from the heat of the summer, which caused many men to drop out and killed many horses. The cold made the disaster worse, but did not cause the French defeat.
Chandler praises the endurance and skill in combat of the Russians, and says that the strategy of trading space for time in order the blunt Napoleon’s offensive was correct. However, he wonders whether or not this was the intention from the start, suggesting that the Russians retreated because of weakness rather than a deliberate plan. He contends that it is difficult to see a clear Russian plan until after Napoleon reached Moscow.
In summary, he argues that Napoleon’s military abilities had declined. He was less energetic than in the past. He failed either to supervise his subordinates, or to take charge himself at the decisive point. He over-estimated the ability of his army and under-estimated the Tsar. Finally, the enterprise was simply too big."
>>57479265
the fucking leafs are reeeeeaaaaalllly salty about it
>>57476684
They killed Hitler
>>57479963
ok leaf, suck the queens dick some more.
>>57483940
I can't listen to the Marseillaises without thinking about that Foodfight movie with dog charlie sheen.
>>57476684
>loves oil
>keeps conspiring the shit out of everything to run everything from backstage.
>sells everyone weapons, even its enemies lol
But I couldn't really check for myself, although some of it may sound shady as hell.
>>57478685
>its this pole again
I can never fucking tell if you actually believe this or are just shitposting
>>57484729
That's not how America works m8. You can come here and be accepted as an American.
>>57484729
The modern way of singing it is a bit prettier and slower actually. I don't think you want to look up the sheet music for it, but here's the traditional: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kijnCp-4n64
>>57479570
I am not him but you didn't really get what you wanted out of it. We just eventually stopped because after Napoleon was stopped you didn't really force our sailors into your navy anymore and you got BTFO at New Orleans so both of us just kinda stopped.
The natives got BTFO into extinction though, they definitely lost lol.
A bunch of pissed off crazy people who wore belts on their hats came to a new continent and made it there own and didn't take shit from anybody.
>>57476684
We helped them and shit
They helped us and shit
Cold war
Gulf war
That's it
>>57482222
You can have that worthless desert back after we've extracted the metals and oil, not one minute sooner. oil and heavy metals are bad for you, we need to clean it up so you don't get sick.
>>57484993
Kek, I just watched it, what the fuck
>>57485142
B-but will they give me the green card easily?
>>57485210
Nice version too tbqh, I'm more used to the modern version obviously, but I wouldn't listen to it again
>>57480695
>can't eat a kinder surprise
We can, you just can't sell them.
They also weren't banned specifically, there was a ban on candy with toys imbedded inside of them since the 1930s. Kinder eggs came from the 70s
>>57485492
Its very very difficult to get a green card if I'm not wrong
>>57485492
You can tell them that I sent you
>>57476684
Their single biggest fuckup was compromising on their principles (and constitution) in order to get southern states to join the union.
Rapid expansion westward and southward seemed like a good idea at the time, but failing to enforce the constitution only led to the civil war a few decades later. Insurmountable cultural differences later led to the dumbfuck jesusland voters of today.
The south is the barbaric third world wasteland. Americans should have recognized this early on and washed their hands of it.
>>57485498
Oh I didn't know, I thought it was for the Kinder eggs in particular
>>57485572
Yeah I believe you're right. But if I can't have a green card, where will I live when Europe is 100% muslimized? :(
>>57485633
Kek, I will
>>57476684
filthy inbred illegals took texas form us
THE ALAMO BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
>>57476684
They are the worst assholes on the glob, because their intention is to destroy our Great, Stronk, Invincible, blablabla country (school soviet propaganda in the end of 1980s). Also, damned usa is degrades, rots, and soon it'l be in deep shit because of muh capitalism.
Basically nothing. Everything we learnt about was centred on Europe.
>>57482222
You live in a failed state run by actual gangsters and hitmen who regularly shoot students for protesting them.
You're never getting California back, we paid you for it and you accepted the offers in the Treaty of Peace, Friendship, Limits and Settlement between the United States of America and the Mexican Republic. You lazy morons never even noticed the thousands of tons of gold lying under your feet for the 150 years you owned Alta California, while an American discovered shiny yellow rocks in the river less than a year after we annexed the place.
FAT.
FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT
Americans are the people that take a look at a delicious tea scone and say to themsselves
"Hey, you know what that thing needs? BUTTER ICING. LOTS OF IT"
Not much. Some facts about the revolution, the civil war, WW2 and Cold War.
>>57479879
>Implying that hitler having to split his panzer division and send them west to fight the Americans and Brits in Italy didn't give the red army the relief it needed to take back western Europe.
>>57478775
>muh non-establishment clause
fuck outta here with your religion.
Betrayed Britain and did 9/11.
>>57480357
The us did the first heart transplant on a human. He a week later (or something) though. :P
>>57481539
Interpol watch list.
>>57481701
French national anthem is pretty great tbqh
>>57485947
Who gave you the right to speak? Go fix your flag and please your queen
>>57486326
Yes it's true, but nobody even gives a fuck about it anymore in France. Singing it publicly might make you look like a fascist or something like that
>>57486408
Thanks for the backup greatest ally.
>>57476684
All Memes aside, not a great deal at all.
From what I remember, we learnt more about Rasputins shenanigans than anything about the Us.
>>57486657
You're welcome greatest ally
>>57476684
history class: nothing
geography class: only that it exists
nothing outside of that.
>>57486860
No one here learns anything about Britain except that you hated freedum during the revolution and that you fought in WW2
>>57487067
I'm not particularly surprised Desu.
>>57483014
>Ontario
Not surprised tbqh.
>>57487067
>>57487361
That's not true, I learned British history starting from the Battle of Hastings in 9th grade for World History
after the war US and russia had dickwaving contest and russia lost like a bitch
that's all i remember tbqh
>>57476684
That are Americans are stupid.
That americans are fat.
That americans invented computers cause their scientists can't calculate in their head.
>>57487682
>after the war US and russia had dickwaving contest and russia lost like a bitch
My sides
>>57487619
We never even talked about the Norman Conquest or the English Civil War where I live
>>57487767
>That americans invented computers cause their scientists can't calculate in their head
Well, ENIAC was made for artillery firing tables, so they're not wrong..
Do other countries have classes dedicated to regions within their own country?
In 3rd grade I had a class based upon my state's history (Michigan).
>>57487767
Jesus christ I hate Russian posters.
>>57488753
love you too Bobby
>>57488645
Yeah Illinois
>>57487619
Damn, you're lucky. It might have been mentioned in my High School, but most of my history knowledge comes from college and video games.
>>57485743
Aw, still butthurt over that? You're lucky we didn't take more of your shit.
>>57481261
>Napo lean
>>57488753
But it is really what teachers say.
>>57477605
how old are you? i graduated high school = gimnázium 6 years ago and learned almost everything of its history. Érettségi tétel is volt belőle faszom
>>57485743
>tfw if Mexico had kept Texas, our car culture wouldn't have emerged
God bless, this is literally the luckiest country to live in, even better since my lineage goes back to colonial and ancient times.
>>57476684
Colonization of the muricas, revolutionary war, civil war
>>57476684
:3
