You literally cannot make this shit up.
what is this shit
>>57464909
lmao
dutch beers are like american dicks
>>57464929
كنت وطي
>>57464959
circumcised?
>>57464995
fun-size'd
I don't know where you went on vacation but that's definitely not a Dutch beer.
For one, too much foam at the top, this wasn't dispensed by a true Dutchman.
Pretty sure a beer is at least 50cl
>>57464959
mostly head
>>57465051
Niet doen dwaas, maakt niet uit wat je zegt ze komen weer terug met dat bier plaatje
>>57465080
At least we get head.
Unlike you.
>>57465051
Can confirm I had 50cl servings of dutch beers while in hampsterdam and this amerifat is just mad at the metric system.
PS. how awesome is riding bikes?
>>57465111
Fucking killer in the summer
>>57465128
Rode to work today. Get on my level dutchies.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-06/hottest-april-day-recorded-in-sydney/7304630
Still we are all scared of riding in rain.
>>57465162
You don't seem to understand me, I meant it's fucking rad in the summer, shades on, music and a fresh rolled J in my mouth
And yeah fucking biking in the rain
>>57464909
Amsterdam is literally the first thing i think of when i see this image, literally every beer i bought was this pathetic 250ml glass and cost €5.
never again.
TINY
WHITE
>>57465276
Literally this. The worst place I bloody visited was this dingy bar that only served 250ml beers and it was one of those shitty ones where they serve free peanuts and everyone dumps the shells on the floor. Hate that shit.
FOAMY
>>57464909
I drink practically every day, regardless of time.
I was born into a relatively poor family. I witnessed my mother be brutally beaten by my father each day. She always had a broken nose and gave the typical story to the police, "I fell down." "I slipped in the shower.", but I knew it was all lies.
Each day, he hit her over and over. Until one day. Daddy had a bit too much to drink and my mother had asked where he had been. "I was out, Margaret! I was out!" he yelled. I witnessed them fight for minutes, until the first blow was struck. "Tom, I told you! I don't want you drinking anymore!" she retorted, "Think of our child! Think of poor Anon!" she wailed.
He took his bottle of hard, 40% vol vodka and smashed it against her face, he jumped onto her and beat her to death infront of my eyes. I was sobbing. She lay there, choking on her own blood, until I heard that final gargle "H...ee....ll....p..p.." it faded from her lips and she passed away on that day.
(cont.)
>>57468926
The police arrived, arrested my father and I was sent to many group homes. I was adopted a couple times, but I was very unruly. I hated everybody, nobody did anything to protect my mother and I was far too young to do anything about it.
I grew up and left the group home at 18, where I remembered my father and how he used to drink. I never got involved in drugs, I avoided them entirely. But, I did get involved in alcohol. I drank hard liquor practically all the time and could not sustain a job, I lived off welfare for many years. I finally managed to get an apartment of my own, barely scraping by after I applied for government housing.
I am now here, drinking a bottle of Everclear.
>>57468803
That's Bierfabriek and they only serve 350 ml beers for € 3.50
>>57465276
you got ripped lol
>>57468926
>>57468969
iktf
My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face."
>>57468973
Still a shit size. Don't get me wrong, I loved the Netherlands and enjoyed Amsterdam, but the bars pissed me off.
>>57469058
you have your own tap mounted on the table, just refill it if you're done.
TWENTY
You don't understand, the foam is a safety measure. They CAN NOT afford to spill liquid in their country
They served 0,33l beers in Köln, and I liked it. You drink it faster so it stays fresh and cold, and, if you are in hurry its easy to chug down.
>>57470012
this nigga gets it.
The specific price per liter stays the same, no matter what quantity you order.
>anglos
>cold beer
>>57465051
>is at least 50cl
>too much foam
dat is niet waar, meest nederlands kroegen hebben geen 50cl glasjes, alleen 25cl
en ik ken jullie in twee vingers van schuim geloven
>>57465111
>amsterdam
>netherlands
nope.
We don't drink that, it's way too big!
>pic related
I just drank one of these badboys
>>57470877
>mgw ik heb een bier als de pic gehad
>>57468926
>>57468969
My parents are alcoholic, but as far as I know they never fought. They also run a pretty successful business, in business for past ~15 years. I'm still glad I don't live with them anymore, picking them up from their "friends" and/or mopping the floor from their vomit on weekends wasn't too fun.
>>57470966
Veels te veel man
>>57470877
SMALL
>>57470877
God save the queen oi oi oi
>>57464909
The dimpled glass needs to be brought back.
>>57472165
it doesn't have the crown though, every time you drink a pint and get to the crown you just think oi oi God save the queen
>>57465264
That sounds /comfy/ :3
