I'm ready to come out as an atheist to my parents and plainly state that I don't believe there is a god. Problem is they're still bible banging christians who may not react well to it
How should I tell them i'm an atheist?
>come out as an atheist
Why do you feel the need to tell them? Why can't you keep it to yourself?
i hope uour parents kick ur ass to the curb faggot
why would you feel the need to tell them? do they make you pray to jesus every day?
Just let it be, don't be the one to being it up, if they ask or assume, correct them, but making a big deal of it will only end badly.
I hate this copypasta
>>57455712
Keep it to yourself, idiot. Keep going to church and bang some christian chicks. Then move out and fuck off.
Gather them in the living room and just tell them. Then tell them they're stupid for worshiping a dead kike on a stick and that believing in a god is for retards and children
This meme is not good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GFI6Rf-IkI
fucking christfags GTFO
>>57455712
Have you bought your starter kit already?
>>>/r/atheism
also, have you decide to be a professional quote maker?
>>57455712
I managed when I was like fucking 7. You'll be fine.
>I'm an atheist, your decrepit religious dogma WON'T keep me down
90% of atheiest (except Cristopher Hitchens) are faggy feminist puppies.
>>57455712
here's how: you fucking don't. They will live haunted for the rest of their lives believing their lovely son (implying they care about you) will rot in hell forever after. And there's NOTHING you can do to change their beliefs. Just pretend you're a believer when around them
>>57459237
This seems like a pretty cucked reply.
>>57459338
>cucked
I don't think you should ever use that word on this board, gringo
>>57458420
>I have that wallet but not an atheist
>>57459647
You're an American territory, faggot.
>>57459835
colony*
We're not Caucasian though. So no excuse.
>tfw cucked by their own colony
>>57459914
>America cucked by Puerto Rico
No. And you're a territory.
>>57455712
>come out as an atheist
Do people seriously do this? Lmao
>>57459647
eh there's nothing too off about those stats if you normalize it against population, probably targeting americans, and english speakers are more likely to respond
at a quick glance ireland looks to be by far the most over-represented, actually. About ~4x as much as USA.
>tfw don't know how to tell Mammy I'm not a fan of spuds
>>57460037
putting it in greentext doesn't make it any less true. And no one believes your bullshit about us being anything other than a colony, not even the U.N.
>>57455712
>hes an atheist
>unironically
lol
>>57460731
>I accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour
>>57460261
Keep that to yourself. /mämmipizza/ is about community and the ritual is important to many people. You don't have to be an asshole and say it's disgusting. Not everything is about cold, hard facts.
Uuuuh what's the benefit of 'coming out' here, aside from some pretentious attempt at 'taking a stand' or whatever? Fag
Latter Day Saint Spuddo movement.
>>57461061
None. There is no benefit for Americans as Christianity doesn't consume their lives in the way islam does.
I admire muslims for "Coming out" as atheists because they can actually risk their lives for it. Some white American who faces no legal or societal repercussions isn't brave, he's just an attention seeker.
