What happens in this irrelevant strip of land?
> Nice and good people
> Corrupt Politicians
> Nice beaches
> pretty latinas
nasty things
>Canada calling others irrelevant
>canada calling us irrelevant
>>57455368
spics being exclusively raised to be inmigrants.
seriously, i haven't heard anything from there but deaths and inmigrants.
not a single relevant thing.
Murders, corrupt politicians, meztisos and niggas on the caribbean coast, nothing at all.
>>57455580
Death and immigrants are pretty relevant. Especially to us because they keep jumping our wall. Build a wall, Mexico. Make Guatemala pay for it.
>tfw Honduran
>tfw I will probably die before the country stops being shit
>>57455580
That's exactly what mexico is known for here, especially since mexicans are 90% of the hispanic population
>>57455642
I sympathize
tfw Salvadorian
>>57455588
Nice dubs. What's it like living in a country where 1 in every 1000 people are murdered?
>>57455368
>Guatemala
Corruption
nsecurity
Mayans
President who did black face and fart jokes (Pic related)
Maquilas
>El Salvador
Insecurity (Most violent in the World)
Corruption
Two Party State that fuck each other over
Pupusas
Maquilas
>Honduras
Insecurity
Place where activists get murdered
Corruption
Baleadas
Military-police everywhere
Maquilas
>Nicaragua
Canal that will never be built
Extremely safe country (not being ironic)
Fastest growing economy in the region
Gallo Pintos
Former hardcore Atheist Communist rules country as a Devote Socialist Catholic and whose wife is basically going to be Hillary Clinton
Maquilas
>Costa Rica
President who takes multiple selfies
Computer manufacturing
Tourism
Gallo Pintos (Which they stole from Nicaragua after annexing the Guanacaste region)
Safe country
Shit ton of right and leftist political parties fucking each other over.
>>57455588
You mean Garifuna and yes, they have the best food.
>>57455876
How did Nicaragua end up doing so well compared to everyone else? Did the Sandinistas have anything to do with it?
>>57455368
belize wasn't even a free nation up until this century
p sure they still recognize the queen as their own
heard it's p comfy
>>57455876
>Gallo Pintos (Which they stole from Nicaragua after annexing the Guanacaste region)
Its a dish of Spanish origin, retard, even older than the Spanish arrival to America, it travelled from Colombia to Panama, then to Costa Rica and like 50 years later to Nicaragua. desu, is pathetic that Nicaragua has literally nothing so they have to claim a dish older than Spain even is from their country.
>Guanacaste
Here is considered a Caribbean dish and is not even popular in the Pacific region
Migrants and violent crime. If you take a bus trip from south México you'll be stopped every 100km to search for migrants.
I don't know what the bus with, "all migrants come from Mexico" when is normal for us, seeing central americans begging in order to make the trip to the US.
>>57455368
Our expansion to the canal is going to open in a few months. China's big booty ships will finally be able to go through our highly irrelevant strip of land.
>>57456005
It's so fucking irrelevant that not even the cartels pay attention to it. Also it's poor as dirt but atleast you won't get beheaded once you step outside
>>57456074
*what's the buzz
sorry
>>57456074
Probably due the fact 2/3 are still mexicans.
>>57456005
I would argue that when the FSLN came back into power in the early 2000s under Daniel Ortega, things got better because they managed to balance out all the neoliberal crap with a healthy helping of "21st Century Socialism". Nicaragua took advantage of all the benefits from the Central American Free Trade Agreement while supplementing it with money from Venezuela for social welfare programs. However, even with the decline of Venezuelan financial aid, the country's leadership still follows the principles of a balanced approach to development rather than full blow 1990s neoliberalism.
>>57456074
How can you tell Central Americans apart from Mexicans? desu we just call all of you people Mesoamericans, is really hard to tell each of you apart.
>>57456065
Mostly for trolling. I just took it off a Nicaraguan meme I saw on facebook.
>>57455866
The feel of insecurity is very high, but I have never been assaulted and for now I don' t have any problems with gang members, however there are 20 homicides all days in this country, we are under a non-declared civil war between gangs and the state there are battles between gangsters and police or army all day, but not only one per day I mean 4 or 5 all days, at least almost alwalys only the gangsters are killed on those battles.
>>57456119
Based from what?
"Hey dude, where you come from? In order to deport you, Mexico or X central american country"
What do you think they'll prefer? Being sent 100 km out of the border or 4000?
>>57456178
>I just took it off a Nicaraguan meme I saw on facebook.
There is nothing in that sentence I dont hate
>>57456183
Estado de Excepcion when?
>>57456129
we really can't, they ask your for an id, or ask you from which neighborhood of your city come from? If they are suspicious, they search it online, or ask you further questions. Also accent changes a whole lot.
>>57456195
What has your panties in a twist?
>>57456129
Chingar
T. El norte
>>57456287
Costa Ricans hate Nicaraguans and since he posts on 4chan he hates Facebook.
>>57456074
There is an explanation for this, our goverments encourage the mass emigration, it's a way to depopulate a liitle our countries, and by the way get more resources to the state due remittances that emigrants send to their families.
>>57456200
Never because muh freedom
>>57456287
Being a wage cuck with nothing to spend my money on except alcohol and the occasional Dr. Pepper.
>earn 4000 USD a month
>3500 USD after taxes
>spend 500 USD mostly a month
>only friends died on a car crash 5 years ago
>no gf
>dog died so I dont buy dog food and shit like that, my only recreational activity
>the money keeps going at the bank
I bought a scooter for a grill who never spoke to me again
>>57456297
I dont get it
>>57456405
Buy some vidya. You have video games in CR right?
>>57456398
We knew that already. The mexican government does the same thing
>>57456429
Video games in places like Costa Rica are expensive as shit.
>>57456398
Speaking of depopulation, dumping them in Honduras would have been the solution but.....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_War
>>57456449
Not if you buy them digitally, at the Panamá frontier or Steam
>mfw
Also, not really, but because of taxes they never decrease their price
>>57456183
Is it like that all over? My mother sent my 13 year sister to visit some family a few months ago and she came back undecapitated. She nearly shit her pants when I told about the murder rate a few weeks ago.
>>57456405
don't forget you are bald too
>>57456405
what job m8?
Also build yourself a nice pc with that fat paycheck adn stop being a cuck.
Go to the calle or cali and drink there
>>57456537
Im from Puerto Viejo, programmer and shit
>>57456535
?
>>57456535
Anti-Peru
>>57456563
and what is nigeria then?
>>57456579
Peru about to to vomit
>>57456553
well then go to rocking j's or some shit like that, there are always nice foreign girls there
Still you need to buy that pc
Wait, how do you guys know English so well? Is it taught frequently in schools?
>>57456631
It's mostly because you need to know English if you use the internet and go to these sites.
>>57456405
>>earn 4000 USD a month
Mae, si no ocupa la harina yo le puedo dar buen uso.
>>57456664
And to manage all those bank accounts.
>>57456631
We learn it playing vidya first and then master it at school. If you go to a private school or public scientific one you are going to be able to speak and write it fluently. If you come from a run of the mill public school then better start paying some private classes to unfuck your future lack of job requirement skills
>>57456631
English (or something like that) is my mother tongue, we dont speak Spanish here, I had French at school and high school tho.
>English/Creole
>Bri Bri
>then Spanish
I only speak Spanish with the fags of the Central Valley
>>57456675
>insinuando que no voy a ponerme un bar en Jacó o Escazú. desu, el banco me guarda más de la mitad para una cuenta de ahorro y solo tengo como 4 meses de ganar eso.
>>57456631
How else are they going to make it here when they eventually illegally cross the border
>>57456553
program a gf AI
>>57456691
You know it! But yeah, if you want a good job here then you NEED to know English
>>57456699
>>Bri Bri
Bri Bri genocide best day of my life
>>57455557
Canada is super relevant compared to Honduras, though.
>>57456737
>implying I dont agree
>implying the Cabecar wont make a return and shit
FUCK THE BRI BRI, RACE WAR NOW
>>57456720
>program a gf AI
>tfw Tay will never be your AI gf
Beautiful countries and landscape, volcanoes, mountains, world class beaches within 2 hours from anywhere, hottest(or at least horniest) women on earth, corruption, American backyard, drug and drug related violence.
In other words bananas or plomo
>>57456699
>Poner un bar en Jacó
>Me avisa cuando los colombos lo saquen del mercado
>>57456727
Besides, Central America can't survive with the United States.
>>57456487
We won that war, however that was the end of the development of El Salvador, before that we was the best country of central América, but after that Honduras deported thousands of salvadorians who lost their money, land and a long part of their life, so the dictatorial goverment couldn't integrate that mass of people and the riots begun, the civil war was declared 10 years after the war against Honduras.
>>57456520
No, there are horrible murders here too, for example, yesterday one family was killed, the father, mothers and two sister were killed by subumans here. I would say 85% of the murders are against gangsters, 15% are innocent people.
>>57456817
*I meant to say "without the United States"
>2016
>not being part of the superior Republic of Costa Zion
>>57455459
>that girl
>pretty
>>57456854
You sure about that?
If you ever go to Central America, either in Costa Rica or Nicaragua specifically, don't forget to witness the beautiful cries of the indigenous Howler Monkeys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XBsea6kDHM
>>57456921
Well, Panama is the exception because of the canal until Nicaragua also gets its own canal in maybe another 100 years or so.
>>57456923
That shit sounds demonic. Fuck that
>>57456631
I learnt english in the school, well at least basic english, but I improved my english in Canadá.
>>57456699
>creole
¿Cuanto te mide la pija negro?
>>57457002
Its not Creole, we dont speak that here, its Mekatelyum, but its the closer thing most people know.
18 cm
>>57456881
Pretty is too short. Beautiful is the word
>>57455368
>What happens in this irrelevant strip of land?
we try to not fall to the sea of shit that surrounds us
>tfw beacon of light in a sea of death
Ocupo que alguien me diga porque el resto de centroamerica es tan negra y mierda
>>57457202
>negra y mierda
te respondiste a ti mismo
>>57457202
CR y Panamá son los dos países con más población negra, idiota, a su vez, los únicos con una variedad étnico racial.
>Centrakalandia
>99% mestizos
>Panamá y CR
>Crisol de razas
t. Libro de estudios socials del MEP de sexto grado
>>57457274
pero negros son menos que el 2% de la población. Más chino pulpero hay en este país
>>57457274
t.limonense
>>57455368
Costa Rico is the only good country there.
Panama has amazing tall building and shit but it's a shithole the only thing that saves them is the canal, without it they would be like an average African country desu.
>>57457202
Costa Rica basicamente esta lleno de Judios e idiotas.
>>57457310
8% de la población del país es negra. 15% de los costarricenses es negro. Más que CR solo Panamá y lo más cercano sería Honduras con un 2-3%.
>>57457324
La mayoría vive en el Valle Central, tho.
>Today Afro-Costa Ricans are spread all over the country: 32% in San José, 16% in Alajuela, 15% in Limón, 10% in Heredia and 8% in Cartago and Guanacaste.
>>57455368
>Panama
Tax fraud that topples governments.
>>57457202
Hay más negros e indígenas en costa Rica que el Salvador.
>>57457378
>15%
pfff jamás dónde están?. Solo en limón se pueden ver y aun así están concentrados en la casa de cieneguita de Banton y Toledo
Holi
>>57457450
>3 600 000 de costarricenses
>~400 000 negros
Ah, no me diga, ¿usted considera a los paisas sub humanos y demás illegales "ticos"? Entiendo que en el Valle Central los quieren mucho, por eso tienen la Carpio, los Barrios del Sur y demás enclaves de paisas.
Also, ignorando eso, CR y Panamá son los únicos países de la región con una diversidad racial, de Nicaragua hasta el Río Grande todos son mestizos genéricos de 1.5 m que vive de tortillas y naranjas.
No le niego que en Limón hay menos negros que en el Valle Central, acá más que todo hay Amerindios.
>>57455876
How is Nicaragua an extremely safe country when it has one of the highest murder rates? Or do you mean safe if you're not in a gang?
>>57455368
Belize is the only interesting one, the others are Mexican clones.
>>57457331
Wrong
I got offered a job with a 24k usd salary in Panama, how good is that?
>>57456129
accents
>>57459283
Also I'm not shitposting or trolling but I'm black and transgender. I guess I'll be surrounded by expats but otherwise what will life be like?
>>57459334
Kat Blaque
>>57455580
If your poorest come here for work, then chances do central Americans even have in Mex?
>>57455557
ayy
>>57459359
God no, she's just as annoying in person as she is online.
>>57459364
Central Americans don't like mexico
>>57459381
>she's just as annoying in person
Please fill me in
>>57459394
Then why all the illegal immigration onto Mexico?
I was wondering what chances do they even have of finding work in Mexico?
>>57459427
Over the years she's gotten her head filled up as the black trans voice of Youtube, irl she isn't unproblematic and she is quick to tear down a girl she doesn't like.
I stopped associating with her after seeing how she was off camera.
>>57459520
She's in your circle though kind of?
>>57459583
Not anymore. I cut off her and all the other SoCal girls I met.
>>57459364
they come to job too, and also imigrants of mexico dont imigrate for being poor, now its a shitty tradition or something like that
>>57456445
>The mexican government does the same thing
>every fucking radio commercial is "dont go to usa its a shitty place "
fucking burgerians i hate you so much, you always talk for talk even if you dont know shit.
>>57455740
as far as new immigrants go very few are mexican, mostly central american. My gardener is Salvadorean or something
I visited Belize once. The nature was nice but the cities were all sketchy-as-fuck shitholes
