still no gf lads edition
>>57451652
USA USA USA
the only reason to ever work is so that your future wife's son can stay connected to his virtual reality while getting pumped full of oestrogen
>>57451652
>that girl behind USA
WOAH
>>57453421
hope you're a grill because that's almost guaranteed to be a lesbo
>>57451605
I'd expect them to be black, getting married there.
>>57453648
kek
>>57451652
kek what's with euros and their faggy capris
>>57453760
What's with Canadians and their faggy Prime Minister?
>>57453779
>HOW HIIIGH
>SO HIGH THAT I CAN TOUCH THE SKYYY
>>57451419
still don't care
>>57453808
Me neither, eventually becomes pointless
>>57453648
Why Nippon goes to KFC for Christmas
Eeek
>>57451419
have you tried being yourself?
TRUMP IS DONE
LOST BY 20 POINTS IN WISCONSIN
IT'S OVER
TRUMP IS A MESS
>>57455269
>>57455709
I don't care
>>57455746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR1FRqvn-4A
>Australian music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFPUqXrztS8
Lads
Broads, amirite?
>>57456640
good one hehe, now stop procrastinating cunt
>>57456440
nice spray n00b
This song was recommended and it's pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etfIdtm-OC8
>>57454701
Clever advertising that adapted having turkey on Christmas to fried chicken.
>>57453779
Such a fucking faggot
>>57457104
Be nice, Anon.
>>57457011
>>57458033
I didnt understand a word of it, but it sounded great
>>57451605
PALMY
A
L
M
Y
Just did a poo out of my butthole
Doing a sad right now lads.
>>57458404
>tfw havent showered in a week
>tfw pooped really bad but ran out of TP so I just left it
>tfw my ass cheeks are glued together with poo and ass hair
what do dudes?
they shut off my water
>tfw no tsinelas snapping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, lamesa wiping, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /int/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>57458603
>Americans
>>57458651
I'm not american I just live there
>>57458603
I showered this sunday after a whole month unclean, it feels great senpai
>>57458632
Ugly manface
>>57458603
DESIGNATED
>>57458825
i sometimes forget animeposters aren't actually cute girls, please stop posting k thanks
>>57458949
Wow really? I'm not?
Sveiki, dārgie draugi.
>>57459117
Sveiks
>>57459083
yes you aren't
>>57459131
Please be in London
>>57451605
Is that New Lynn
I think I know two of those guys
cik ir jūsu diena notiek draugs
>>57459400
Really?
>>57459689
they aren't real and they'll never be real
>>57459996
delet this
>>57459689
yes
>>57459996
>hot
>>57459457
Let me correct it for you
Kā Jums šodien klājas, draugi ?
And it's alright, I hope it will get better.
>>57459996
>>57460063
Ah thanks, used translator, it never was on point
>>57460083
>Turk rape babies
>>57460148
Says the man who is more than likely genetically half-Russian, like all of his countrymen.
>>57460180
Okay Mehmet..
>>57460214
That's Mr. Mehmedov to you, Ivan.
>>57459457
You said
>how much is your day do friend
>>57460033
>>57460083
better
>>57460222
Okay Turk..
>>57460256
so how much is your day
>>57460286
Not much
:(
>>57460083
>>57460315
same here, really bad. Whats up with you
>>57460357
didnt that guy pay something like $7k for those
Good morning, chaps.
>>57460371
I just want a week off to finally relax and collect my thoughts, but i need the money so i have to work.
>tfw extra work
bad feel
>>57460410
wageslaving sucks, do you work long hours
>>57460709
meant for >>57460474
>wake up 8 am sharp every morning
>I have nothing to do all day
>>57460709
Usually im home at 7pm
i should get a hobby to get my mind off this
>>57460764
Play with me
>>57460850
>Play with me
what did he mean by this
>>57460821
Hobbys, i still dont have any either. is drinking or watching tv a hobby, if not try learning about other cultures and history , oh wait theres a place you can do it, 4chans /int/ :^)
>>57460942
You know what it means
>>57460972
>/int/
Well thats my only way to spend free time at
>its a roleplay while touching yourself episode
This is my favourite BoC song at the moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AExw3WLtXng
Pls support our flag >>57460721
thank you
>>57461119
>21
No
good morning chaps. my dog woke me up early today
>>57461242
don't forget to feed it
>>57461242
hello to you
>>57461192
pls
>>57461090
I've got a bit of spare time, wan't some. don't work too long, and other times is just class
>>57461242
haha silly guy! Give him a pat for me
>>57451419
daniel, you here m8?
>331
What did he mean by this?
Good morning cunts, have no food so i am grumpy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDK7sRLn-3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQtgQKaUzss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRIfnJERR_k
stressing my cpu for 20 minutes at a +1ghz OC and its still and 40°C
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3TnC32xvsE
Based.
>>57461509
mm nice. 10fps increase in gta v.
have to buy a new cpu soon tbH
>>57461548
that blazer is disgusting
old memes
>>57461675
No
>>57461675
Autism?
What songs to listen to?the usual just aren't cutting it
I would like a girlfriend I think.
>using the smiley with the v nose
New Zealand, you won this time.
t. ><>
Stop cuteposting, i dont wanna be sad
Is this the new /cric/ general?
>>57462287
Autistic Memespouter?
>>57462287
>>57462186
Some Tool
>>57462202
Me too
>>57462333
Nice digits
>>57462325
Can you lads please convince these big strong foreigners to watch out sport?
>>57462202
Came here to say this lol
>>57462202
But would you know how to behave around her? I'd imagine it would be really hard (pun intended), also the autism
>>57462367
>>57462392
Maybe we can take turns being each other's girlfriends?
>>57462446
>But would you know how to behave around her?
Yes, I've had girlfriends before.
>>57462448
hello mechanical jew, welcome to our humble thread
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>>57462539
>The Satisfyher
That's a good name
Hey estonia, why is your Juri Pootsmann making commercials targeted to us ?
You really want our votes ?
>>57462458
But I'm not gay
>>57462458
Whats it like? always thought it'd be difficult maintaining a relationship , bad self esteem etc
Did she get disgusted if you did a beta thing or what
Neither am I, that's why I suggested we be each other's girlfriends. Idiot.
stop roleplaying i know you arent a girl but muh dick doesnt
>>57462619
No, she was very sweet and kind hearted with her own self esteem issues.
I regret breaking up with her.
>>57462647
>I regret breaking up with her.
yes we know alex, you dont stop posting about her
Velykos?
>he had a girlfriend
>she was sweet and kind
>he broke up with her
breh
I'm not sure I could handle a girlfriend now even if it happened. Too many insecurities, no self esteem and I'm too used to spending my time alone
>>57462539
>bunny fucker
>>57462755
Find a gf who is also insecure and spends time alone but is cute.
>>57462777
>Find a gf who spends time alone
nice lucky sevens though friendo
who /vaporwave/ here?
>>57462777
A bit too optimistic there Jesus, i knew a girl like that, really crazy but cool
>>57462700
She was beautiful too. Shit sucks.If I'd known then what I know now I would've tried to make it work. At least things worked out better for one of us though.
>>57462949
2012 called, they want their fad back
>>57461723
O RLY
>>57462777
Thats why anime exists
>>57462999
good trips, australia btfoooooooooo
>>57462777
How does one do this? And how does one find a girl like this that isn't crazy?
>>57462999
yeah well the russia store called and they said they're running out of (You)
>youll never will live in a comfy hill castle
Why continue the life your living?
If you want her attention right her a poem, from the heart
t. Ladies man
>>57463223
>Visu cieņu, poem turk
>>57463215
beautiful, do you know whats a bad feeel, knowing you'll never live in those medieval kingdoms with big castles
>>57463223
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
To save the white race,
We just need me and you.
Why do you even deserve a girlfriend?
>>57463256
Yeah, one of my biggest childhood fantasies, still dream about what it'd be like.
>>57463223
My friend Billy had a ten foot willy
And he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake,
And now it's only two foot four.
>>57463320
To improve Latvia's demographics
>>57463256
cold, damp, and depressing I'd think
>>57458603
Why's your water shut off? Lack of payment of the bill? That's rough man.
>>57463365
But muh knights
>>57463387
You guys have to pay for water?
>>57463320
Because I am a supreme gentleman.
crotch of my pants reeks of piss and cum
What should I do?
>>57463436
What every lithuanian does
>>57463436
Use air freshener
>>57463387
is it not illegal to turn off water?
>>57463436
wank again.
>>57463416
Auckland pays a water bill here too, one of the nice things I miss about collapsechurch desu
there once was a place called nz
the people went into a frenzy
they're sort of like aussers:
sometimes they're tossers
but at least they aren't sniffing benzene
>>57463436
maori shower
sniffing benzene
ha
Nice
>>57463480
doesn't even rhyme ??
>>57463480
benzene isnt in petrol
>>57463513
>en zee
>>57463320
Why do women deserve anything?
>>57462949
Why yes, I am vaporwave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hpzMfusmzs
I love it to a sickening degree.
>>57463470
That's shit, I'm in Christchurch myself
>>57463524
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzene#Component_of_gasoline
>>57463538
macarossu is futurefunk BAKA!!!
>>57463559
>factsland
there once was a place called nz
"but it doesn't rhyme" they once said
I called them enn zee
they started to reeee
so with their mum I went to bed
>beautiful poem anon, but... you on the other hand...
>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>>57463320
Because, ...fuck you
>>57463624
there once was a place called iceland
it wasn't a very niceland
its people were dumb
they only ate cum
and all fist their bums with their hand.
>>57463538
noice
have some /lat/por wave
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg
>mfw the catalog
>>57463951
ayy
>>57463951
Dude, what is happening ?
>>57463998
>>57464020
Oh don't you worry , ahuuhuhaha, dont you worry bout dat
haha one of you lads a doctor?
I'm shaking and feel manic and sort of ill and can't think well and keep having to get up and move around but feel light headed and I feel like there's something really wrong
I'm not dying right?
haha
>>57463951
rofl
Women in New Zealand
>white trash whores caked in makeup
>fat maoris and PIGs (pacific island girls)
>asian cumdumpsters
>that one shy, comely girl who is actually pretty great but she'd never be interested in you in the first place
>>57464073
light blood pressure, eat something with sugar in it if that does not help it's cancer
Australia for president
>>57464162
>that font
get out
>>57464105
aha lol, ours are similar
>>57464217
Go fuck a sheep, fruit
>>57464073
I had that , i didn't die, but i almost did
E A S T E R
A
S
T
E
R
>>57464122
thanks anon, got some juice
>>57464288
Ill check those for you
>>57464288
are you a big guy?
>nothing but easter and generals
/int/ is finished
>>57464288
how about an easter egg instead?
>>57464354
>>>/int/easter
>>57464333
Im proud fo you, keep it up Sweden
>>57464313
>>57464313
>>57464313
new thread
Labdien Grieķija
>>57464417
May our sunshine burn you cumskins.
>>57464354
Its only begun
once i learn the secret of this ill contribute
>>57463920
That's cool man.
>>57464421
>>57464240
He's right though, that font is bad.
>>57464105
>tfw missed my chance with the shy comely girl
Also I think the chick I'm seeing now is a lesbian who also likes dick. shits weird
Coffee?
>>57451419
How can I immigrate to NZ if I'm a girl?
>>57464597
just had a cup
it was nice
>>57464600
Get some more sick doubles like those and you'll get in ez
>tfw find that perfect porn vid youve been looking for forever
>its as great as you remember it
I think I have an amphetamine addiction
post some instrumental music
I'm sick of everything
>tfw i cant shitpost like australians because my phone ip doesnt change like that
>>57464633
Porn is disgusting. Get out.
>>57464423
Hahaha did janny delet
>>57464661
I got ur back, fäm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UmOY6ek_Y4
>everything related to australia or bants or made by australia is getting deleted
Im so proud of you cunts
>>57464661
I asked for this earlier on, nothing
>>57462287
kys fatkush
>>57464652
lel
low will power degenerate detected
just quit pussy
>>57465043
I said it was an addiction, not a problem.
>>57464928
thanks friend
>>57465071
Anytime, pal.
>>57464600
Would you consider being my girlfriend and falling in love with me?
Kiwis lol
>>57465169
cartoons lol
>>57465169
>>57465223
I want a gf like this.
offbyones lol
>>57465244
I want dubs like those, but we don't always get what we want
>>57465255
:'^(
>>57465169
>>57465223
Had a dream I was a kid again playing on my SNES
my brother was there, I miss when we used to play videogames together. I've probably said 5 words to him total in the past few years.
do you miss your childhood, lads?
Rei > Asuka
>>57465293
give him a call lad
then go back to /cum/
>>57465301
Agreed.
Feed dog though
>>57465292
>>57465301
>>57465293
I miss mine too, but those days are gone, I get nostalgia every now and then
>>57451419
>tfw latina gf
Life is good
>>57465244
Look no further
imagine a world
without anime
>>57465301
neck yourself
>>57465400
Okay you're my girlfriend now.
Want to come visit me?
>>57451419
last night I dreamed that I had a gf and I was more happy than at any time, then I woke up and the black abyss of loneliness that is my life once again took control
Anime subverts , remember to hide it, I like it too but only at special designated times and places
>>57465365
>>57465432
please do not post my gf
>>57465432
I just state the facts.
I can't help if you can't handle them.
>>57465244
>>57465400
>>57465466
Hmm all these dubs say yes, but I'll have to check with my bf teeehe
>>57465519
Wanna be friends in real life?
>>57465495
I had a dream like that too,when I woke up I started forgetting most of what happened in it so I spent all day tryna piece it together , took a while but it was worth it
>>57465578
I will not fall for your ploy to steal my gf
