I want an american gf but I have never been shoot before, would that be a problem for them?
>>57448571
>I have never been shoot
>>57448571
>He thinks all American women are white
Be good looking, rich, and try to hide your awkward-sounding accent. This rule is for every foreigner.
>American girls
5/10 of them will either have dick or be completely retarded so good luck
>>57448768
Don't listen to this fag, cute accents are like cruise control for pussy
you must to be fat to get an american gf
>>57449037
You do realize that Mexico is fatter than America, right?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/04/22/youll-never-guess-the-worlds-fattest-country-and-no-its-not-the-u-s/
>>57448571
Don't use your real name or give any personal information or you may be sued for rape when she gets tired of you. Not very likely but not worth the risk either.
>>57449201
I thought the fattest was Nauru where literally everyone is fat
>>57449476
dayum that sounds so freedom
Money.
>>57449544
Yeah, welcome to what happens when you listen to every progressive for too long. Also have money looks, and either a cute accent or no accent.
>>57449476
You're right, it's not very likely. In fact the likelihood is almost zero. And that's not even mentioning the fact that most rape cases never make it to court, and those that do very rarely result in convictions.
>>57448571
What do you mean by "American girlfriend"? The stereotypical Ugg wearing Amerigirl?
We have every kind of qt imaginable here. Pic related (sorry for the bad quality I'm on mobile) is my Alaskafu.
>>57449201
Still nothing to be proud of
