Have anyone tried a german toilet? How did it smell afterwards?
>>57444453
like shit
>>57444472
how does it actually works? Do you have to flush the shit down first and then wipe the ass?
>german engineering
>>57444681
>flush
no, wasting food is banned in Germany.
>>57444453
Yes, and they're fucking stupid. The shit just sits on the shelf and stinks. I have no idea what they think this improves
>>57444453
wait wtf, does every German toilet have half the hole covered? Why?
this is questionable
TOILET? YOU MEAN DER SHIT PLATTER?
>>57445020
who designed this, it trigger my autism
>germans have to grab the poop with their hands from the toilet just to throw it down the hole
cannot make this up
>>57444453
How awful is this when you have diarreah and it splashes everywhere?
>>57444453
This is very smart system. I used it when in Germany. You just have to flush it very fast to prevent smell, but system work very well.
Why do Germans lay timber on dry porcelain? There must be a reason beyond scar fetishes
Shit thread.
>>57446021
scat*
>>57446021
To inspect their shit
>>57446045
>>57444453
I saw that shit in Holland.
Ideology is at work precisely where you don't think you will find it... It always interested me, the paradox of... toilets. Did you notice if you traveled around the world, how different they are... I just will mention three big civilizations/nations. In France, the hole of the toilet bowl is in the back, so that when you produce excrements they quickly disappear in the hole. The German toilets, the old type.. is the opposite, the hole is in front. So that, when you produce excrements, they are displayed in the back, they don't disappear in water. This is the German ritual, you know, you should every morning sniff, inspect your shits for traces of worms or illness. Then you know, you have the Anglo toilets where shit floats in it before it disappears... Why these differences? ... A wide speculation hit my mind. The idea is that the three crucial european nations are France, Germany, England. France is politics, is the privileged domain, more revolutionary. England, middle of the road, liberal, moderate. Germany, metaphysics and poetry, and conservatives. My God, it did strike me, isn't this the key? In France, it is the revolutionary approach: 'hole for the shit in the back; it should quickly be liquidated, like a kind of a guillotine.' Anglo toilets, a kind of pragmatic approach, let it float, let's be rational. German: metaphysics and poetry, you observe it, you think and so on.
>>57444453
Germans like to examine their shit because they're autistic. It goes back centuries when they used to look for signs of illness.
>>57446197
But you can do that just fine when it's in the water.
>>57446310
fuck off zizek you gommie prick
>>57446329
It's not the same thing, the dirty water makes it less clear
How the fuck does this even work? Wouldn't the poop be covered in toilet paper? Or do Germans stand up with shit-caked assholes, smearing it around their crack as they turn around to inspect their shit before wiping?
The germans are conveniently missing itt
>>57445020
So how do they keep from having to clean shit streaks every time they go?
>>57444453
You don't get dirty toilet water in your ass. It doesn't smell because you flush the shit down. There are literally no downsides with such toilets.
>>57446197
What, do they use a stick to break it up like when a dog swallows a ring?
>>57446612
Yes. The shit leftovers don't just drop from your ass after you've pushed enough of it out.
>>57447294
>It doesn't smell because you flush the shit down
Maybe you're so used to it that you can't feel the smell of shit anymore
>>57447294
Do you stand to wipe?
>>57447294
>You don't get dirty toilet water in your ass.
This meme again.
>>57447442
This. Wouldn't your knuckles touch the pile of exposed shit?
>>57447430
>Maybe you're so used to it that you can't feel the smell of shit anymore.
That must be it. I can tell right away if even the tiniest tip is exposed to air. Must smell horrible having the whole mess sitting in a plate inches from your ass.
>>57447294
You can get the exact same effect by just dropping a single sheet of toilet paper in the bowl, beforehand.
>>57447685
> I can tell right away if even the tiniest tip is exposed to air.
What the fuck is wrong with the American digestive system? The smell of shit shouldn't be THAT overpowering.
