>be european
>live in portugal
>decide to go for a 2 minute jog
>end up in moscow
>>57437697
Looks like switzerland feels the bern!
>be in Brittany
>trip up on a rock
>end up in Athens
>be in Russia
>drive 2000 km
>still same region
>be british
>travel to opposite end of your island
>still raining
>>57438315
>be polish
>go to west of country
>occupied by Germany
>return to east
>occupied by Russia
>>57437697
>be european
>live in portugal
What are you projecting?
>successfully invade France
>Back up the tanks
>accidentally invade USSR
>>57438315
>be in Norway
>travel to Greece
>still flooded with refugees
>be in the USA
>get on a plane in nyc and travel west for 6h
>still in the same country
>be american
>decide to go for a 2 minute jog
>get shot
>Be in the USA
>travel from north to south
>still the same fat people
Fuck, I never realized how tiny Europe actually is. I can't imagine having 5 other countries in a 100km radius.
>>57441438
>>57441449
Can't handle the bantz m8?
>>57441564
>be american
>handle the bantz
>still get shot
>>Be spanish
>>do the siesta
>>wake up in a civil war
>>die in a civil war
C´mon Spain, We just had four civil war in less of 200 years !!!
>>57441449
Most fats are in the bible belt. I've seen 0 scooterz and maybe 3 morbid obese
>>57443656
>i-i'm not fat guys, mom says i'm morbidly obese!
>>57443738
Just ran me a 400 in 56.5 seconds compadre. Keep projecting.
>>57438037
>be serbian
>trip up on an archduke
>end up starting a world war
>>57443519
>be spanish
>>57443986
>be croatian
>get genozided by serbobosnians
>>57441438
>be American
>get shot
>shoot back
>be american
>walking in a building
>suddenly a plane crashes into it
>>57444310
>be lithuanian
>take a nap
>wake up in lithuanian oblast
>be Amerigan
>live in Texas
>decide to go for a 2 minute "jog"
>fattyscooter's battery dies
>fugg :D
>work in pentagon
>one off the most protected places in the world
>one arab takes over a plane and crashes into it
>>57438607
Why do the brit fantasize so much about France?
>be american
>go to the batman premiere
>get shot by the joker
>>57444555
>Be Spanish
>Have nice digits
>be Australian
>decide go for a 2 min jog
>die on the way back from skin cancer
>be Australian
>have to jog Abo sniffed all the petro in the tank
>get caught in a bushfire
>die from melanoma
>>57444638
>be American
>try to shitpost
>get datacapped by the operator and get reduced upload speed
>somebody else already told your joke
>Be Finnish
>Go down the street.
>Reach Spain
>Die From skin cancer
>>57444900
>Be a short person
>agree to go for a 2 min jog with your employer
>end up in Mordor
>be american
>get shot
>go to school
>get shot
>stay at home
>get shot
>eat a kinder surprise
>die
>Kinder Surprise and Easter gets banned for national security
>>57441438
Americans don't jog
>>57443978
kek
More Spurdo Spärde pls
>>57447941
>>57446592
>be Chilean
...
The actual fuck goes on down there?
>>57452106
red alert :^)
>>57452106
reggaeton
>>57437697
>be european
>>>>>>>live in portugal
NOT SO FAST
