>Getting ready for work
>Highschool crush GF is making eggs and pancakes for breakfast
>She comes to our bedroom and helps me get dress and his buttoning my shirt
>Start making out with her on our bed
>Our kids run into our room
>Realize I don't have kids
>Realize I don't have gf
>Realize I'm in a vivid dream
>Wake up drenched in sweat
>Start crying
>Go on Facebook
>Look her up
>She's in college in Canada and has a white bf
Honestly feel like killing myself t b h. I thought >tfwnogf was just a meme, but it hit me really hard.
>>57434412
>bahams
lol ur not even real just keep on leaving in fantasy land nigga
>>57434412
>Go on Facebook
Don't do this. Facebook is for people wanting bragging out. It just emphases how you are alone.
>>57434412
what a shitty dream
I dream that I'm fucking jumping for kilometers at a time and awesome stuff like that
grow up OP
>>57434788
>I dream that I'm fucking jumping for kilometers at a time and awesome stuff like that
sonic fan detected
>>57434412
I know this exact feel
>me and my dream gf were going to visit my mum and dad
>Start sexy time in my old bedroom, shared with brother
>Mom walks in
>I wake up
>that girl you had a crush on high school is about to get married in a week
while I never had a gf in my life and i'm also virgin
fuck this shit man...
>be me
>my sis invites me a sex
>hesitate having a sex with her because I'm so sorry of my parents.
>she forcefully insert my dick into her vagina
>wake up
>realize it was a dream
>my dick is fully erected
This means that I secretary want to have a sex with my sis, but I wanna deny this.
>>57434412
Why dont you just go out and get a gf? That way you wont have to worry about not having a gf.
>>57435057
You can use your tentacles instead of your penis because penis in vagina is forbidden.
>>57434788
>this is how it is to have a mutilated penis
>>57435057
lewd
>Laying in bed
>Hugging oneitis very tightly
>She says I'm holding on too hard
>Wake up
>I'm violently clinging to my pillow
