>Sweden has discovered 19 elements
>Norway has discovered a FUCKING CHEESE SLICER
>>57417926
A cheese slicer is more useful than some stupid elements discovered by autists.
and you should be thankful for it, you cunt
>>57417973
What do you think a cheese slicer is made of?
>>57417973
>>57417976
>He cant slice cheese with a kitchen knife
manchildren OUT
Amount of times I've used a cheese slicer: loads
Amount of times I've used elements: 0
Norway wins
>>57418010
metal
Last time I checked "Metallium" isn't an element you sheep fuck
>>57418010
>the periodic table was founded before the stone age
>tools can't be made without knowing the atomic structure of the tools
Fucking hell
>>57417926
It used to be the same country Achmed...
>the UK has discovered cuckoldry
>>57417926
>superior
>>57417926
We don't have this shit. I has discovered cheese slicer on Duo's Sweden course.
>>57418081
Cant you just use a fucking knife?
>>57418059
This. It's actually easier, faster and better to use a kitchen knife to slice the cheese with.
>>57418183
oh bby slice me sum of dat fine shit
>>57417973
This triggers the chemist...
>>57417926
Norway has closed borders. Sweden has, well:
>Muhamed sentenced to community service for 180 hours to brutally raped a twelve years old girl with the comment "black dick is expensive." After the rape, the girl has repeatedly been harassed, threatened, and on several occasions beaten by Muhamed friend and his family.
http://www.friatider.se/efter-barnv-ldt-kten-nu-trakasseras-ida-13-av-muhameds-v-nner
>>57417926
the cheese slicer actually had to be INVENTED. therefore it is already a superior achievement than fucking "discovering" elements
>>57418254
This is some serious bait, and it is actually triggering me hardcore.
But hey, I bet you love those THICK slices of cheese like you love those THICK cumshots from Jamal, you fucking lardass faggot.
PS, kill yourself
>>57419504
Your cheese slicer is fundamentally flawed in design and not needed in a kitchen unless you're a weak DYEL manlet.
Just grab a nice kitchen knife and slice the cheese.
>>57419557
It is a perfect tool meant for the perfect slices. Using a knife is what's fundamentally flawed, as you'll get different results and inconsistent thicknesses, not to mention how the knife isn't meant for such a task. Tell me how it's quicker too, because I doubt you actually can cut the slices as well, smoothly, and quickly as the cheese slicer by swiping a knife across the surface.
Knife = clunky, impractical, meant for bigger tasks
Cheese slicer = Perfect results, comfortable to use, a true connoisseurs tool
>>57419743
you did a good job
>>57419743
You don't swipe a knife across the surface, you cut it. And as for the variable thickness, I like it. The cheese slicer offers little to no room for adjusting the thickness of the sliced cheese, whereas with a knife I can adjust the position in less than 1 second and get a thicker/thinner slice.
>>57417973
this desu
>>57419829
See, Denmark knows
>>57419949
If you want more just, you take that same second to swiftly cut a couple more slices. Not to mention how it's an absolute waste to cut away at a huge block of cheese with a kitchen knife, considering how much more you're getting than you actually need.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp6apxoH9gE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEuoUBaZP1M
Watch how simple it is. Watch how versatile it is. Tell me a kitchen knife is better than this, you inbred fuck. Fucking try telling me to my face that a fucking knife gets better than that.
>>57419743
I also use the cheese slicer to get thin slices of cucumber for my toast and it works extremely well. Is this wrong?
>>57420351
No, it just shows how practical and useful a tool it is even outside its intended purpose.
I say
Sweden: 19
Norway: 1000
>>57420248
>>57419949
American cheese comes precut.
Clearly it is the Americans who are masters of efficiency and convenience.
Who the fuck cuts cheese? They do that at the deli for you
>>57420816
This desu. Thx America.
Privatiser ostehovelen
>>57420816
DELET
>>57417926
both irrelevant countries 2bh
Sweden also has industries making
>fighter jets
>stealth ships
>submarines
>high tech weaponry
>trucks
>cars (including world's fastest street legal car)
and
>third highest music export in the world (despite smaller population than a single capital city)
>huge software and games industry
Why are the other Nordics so inept?
>>57420248
>Go to /int/
>Norwegians and Swedes arguing over the most effective way to cut cheese
Quality
>>57421009
yeah thanks for being the greatest source of cancer in multiple industries. The success of Minecraft, Battlefront and Paradox DLCs definitely have a positive impact on the video game industry and the world in general.
Also literally the only one nordic musician of the past 20 years anyone's heard of is MO and she's Danish.
>>57420816
If this post had had an American flag it would have triggered my autism. Now I'm just confused.
>>57422303
>Also literally the only one nordic musician of the past 20 years anyone's heard of is MO and she's Danish.
Actually you hear a lot of nordic musicians but you don't know they are actually Swedish.
Swallowing your national pride like you would swallow Jamal's semen and singing in American is a winning strategy.
>>57418789
>Norway has closed borders
laughingbikethieves.jpg
>>57417926
Cheese slider is fucking great
>>57418059
Depends on the cheese.
>>57420816
That's not the only thing in America that comes precut
>>57417926
>Sweden has discovered 19 elements
Having Ytterby and shizzle helped.
Norway and Sweden both have fucking excellent cheese desu
>>57418228
Aren't they banned tho?
>>57417926
silence, island monkey
>>57420248
>Watch how simple it is. Watch how versatile it is. Tell me a kitchen knife is better than this, you inbred fuck. Fucking try telling me to my face that a fucking knife gets better than that.
A kitchen knife is still better for the job for me. It's like driving manual vs automatic, something you Norwegians wouldn't know about. It's more satisfying cutting the cheese up like in olden days with a knife than with some tool.
>>57423561
Are the French still allowed knives?
>>57425657
how the fuck am i suppoesed to cut cheese and salami down on the banks of the seine on a sunny sunday afternoon?
for relasies, springlock = ok, lock with an approx 8cm or less blade = ok, anything else that doesn't look designed to duel in some filipino back alley can be ok as long as you don't look like a crazed murderer and can come up with a valid purpose for it.
Most people carry opinels or similar stuff, the tacticool folders aren't very popular
Did they discovered uranus.
>>57426035
That's cool then, good for France. Why are so many other European countries losing their fucking minds over knives?
>>57426152
Because brits have an underclass of savages that can't get drunk past 11 so they get smashed in 2 ours and fight each other, and an other one consisting of hoodrats tryna be crips n shit except they can't afford guns.
we have some of those too, but they haven't ruined it for the rest of us yet.
>>57426035
oh and by
>Most people carry opinels
I meant when they carry something at all though. It's rare if you don't need it for work or something. I don't think people usually expect to need a knife for protection. And I believe knives are a pretty retarded self defense weapon anyways. In a relatively no guns allowed country, mace and cardio training are probably the best street survival tools.
>>57420816
>cheese
You mean the plastic thing Americans call cheese?
>>57423561
France is no chill
>>57426317
yep
britain has a native population of white black people knows as "chavs"
mfw without norway's cheese slicer i can't eat dutch cheese proporly
>>57428089
gouda is pretty good tbqh
>>57420816
>>57426712
American cheese is truly disgusting.
Especially """""""Swiss Cheese"""""""" is such an abomination, it actually triggers me.
>>57428244
fucking cumin gouda mane shit is littt
>>57419504
Woah, calm down amigo.
