ITT:
Say something incredibly mean and offensive about the country above you.
The first country that can't handle the BANTZ loses.
>>57415701
nightwish sucks
>>57415701
you are nothing but MONGOL !!!!!!!!!!!
there, I said it
>>57415758
french like cheese that smells like body odor because french are full of themselves
>>57415701
You're not exactly white and you show signs of alcoholism
>>57415790
germany
[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]
they aren't very good
>>57415834
you're only known for a movie starring small men with hairy feet
new zealand is very beautiful but the hobbit movies were bad and peter jackson is washed up
>>57415895
you're only known for
>>57415917
Lego.>>57415909
>>57415917
The only two constantly increasing things in America are the military debt and the obesity rates
>>57415981
You're filthy niggers
>>57415981
what fucking country is this
>>57416000
Last four digits of your post is your calories per drink.
>>57416020
last digit of your post is how valuable your currency is
>>57415701
Here you go OP (American student/German native) loses it here >>57415991
>>57415991
The only thing humorous about Germans is their military and resilience.
>>57415991
You are only known for losing wars
ur a faggot and a Cunt lol
>>57416046
You are the most powerful and culturally relevant nation on the planet. Kudos.
>>57415981
You guys make shitty slaves
>>57416063
And starting them
>>57416054
And our bureaucracy
>>57416076
You will never be #1
>>57416046
Ruskis on suicide watch
>>57416067
Sorry, but what country are you?
>>57416068
You are the cucks of corporations, who make sure backwater hicks like yourselves contribute with blind patriotism to their deepening pockets
>>57416076
You were obviously the shittiest slaves in Britain before they kicked you to the other side of the planet.
Nice try, but a lot of us were slave owners (not that I condone it or am proud of it)
>>57416020
>>57416046
great banter posts
>>57416094
bad banter handling
>>57416135
Silly nigger, thinking niggers can own niggers.
The only thing niggers own is AIDS
>>57416143
australians of south america
>>57416172
hope you get killed by magpie
>>57416143
Las Malvinas son Inglesas
>>57416181
country's name is pooland
>>57416181
I hope you get killed by a Tsunami like the rest of your family
>>57416172
argentines of the east pacific
>>57416189
Your country will never be even 1% as relevant as it was hundreds of years ago.
>>57416172
>The only thing niggers own is AIDS
The only thing Australians own is a receipt from from China for their cuntry
(whew lad, you seem a bit flustered, you sure you're not a bogan or just a wog?)
>>57416209
You will never be as relevant or powerful again as you were in the 50s-70s.
>>57416241
Last two digits are the number of minutes Australia is usually relevant every year.
>>57416241
I don't think I need to say something.
>>57416259
The last four is the number that died of famine the past hour
>>57416306
Last four digits are the number of new melanoma patients this morning
>muh African memes
You're pretty shit for an Australian at this. I am willing to wager you're the balkan/turk/ME poster
>>57416261
There was this Romanian girl in my class in primary school named Anna-Maria and she had a hella lazy eye. That's literally the extent of which I even know about your shitty country.
>>57416306
You will never defeat the Emus.
>>57416306
>go to war against birds
>lose
>>57416368
You will never see your feet
>>57416241
>implying the height of American hegemony wasn't with the fall of the Soviet Union.
>>57416382
wtf I don't even...
>>57416372
t. khan
>>57416348
You were actually sober enough during class to get a good look of her?
>>57416372
>finns won the winter war against all odds
>australians can't even win a battle against oversized chickens
>>57416372
>2500+ emu casualties
>0 Australian casualties
um
>>57416399
>make America Great Again
>implying it was ever great
>>57416338
Nah just some uni student bored af on a Tuesday night on the prowl for some new bantz
Cheers for the melanoma one, quite dank
Also just reading here on wiki about how 200k of you were taken as slaves in just 1983, youre #172/180 for freedom of the press, and you get the death penalty for apostasy
So if anyone was gonna be a flag nigger it would be you
>>57416382
You will never not be Ecuadorean.
>>57416428
Last 4 digits = your ping on game servers.
>>57416448
kek'd
>>57416400
hey sudanbro whats going on m8
hows life in the jungle
>>57416463
>have to wear a helmet when cycling
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
>>57416463
Slim Dusty was shit
>>57416424
They didnt even win the war it was a stalemate very beneficial to the soviet union which kept alot of Finnish territory
>>57416495
You will probably commit suicide one day.
>>57416441
>>57416441
>night on the prowl for some new bantz
You mean the lone Australian /pol/tard shitposting on /int/ and who's wasting his life on a humanities/philosophy degree...and doesn't have the reading comprehension to realize those were displaced migrants from militias...
You're a shit poster BTW, especially for a good cunt like Australia
>>57416493
Life's Okay, a few closer steps to reemployment
>>57416508
When was the last time you took a shower?
>>57416545
An hour ago.
>>57416523
You probably have high blood pressure and will have your first heart attack age 43.
>>57416545
You have nothing to do with the Roman Empire
>>57416540
>Life's Okay, a few closer steps to reemployment
>>57416495
>have to live in the 3rd world
>>57416555
>wasting trips on defending yourself from bantz
>when you could be counterattacking instead
No wonder the sun now sets on the British Empire.
>>57416569
Palestine has a more legitimate claim than Israel ever would.
>>57416586
You're just an extension of New Zealand
>>57416523
You're probably to difficult to kill yourself out of pure mass.
>>57416545
Serie A is doesn't even deserve more than Juventus in the CL
>>57416586
Tell me about yourself bro, I am curious, hope things are constantly improving
>>57416555
You misunderstand, he meant with water.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pommie+shower
>>57416621
Your existence is more irrelevant than most.
>>57416609
DELETE THIS
>>57416610
Jews took their desert with proper force, Aussies were dumped in theirs.
>>57416540
never claimed i wasn't
Nah engineering/commerce, fukn sucks too
You sure youre from sudan m8? i didnt think you were allowed to speak to other countries without being crucified
if dubs brazil is 1st world
>>57416621
i'm looking for entry level work atm but every place requires years of bloody experience
might just do some volunteering 2bh
>>57416641
Your existence is being a quiet machine for your new Chinese overlords, besides being a bogan of course.
>>57416621
Wow, Sudan's really punching above its weight today. But then I suppose it would have to.
>>57416621
I literally can't tell what country you are by your flag
>>57416610
>Israel won wars against multiple attacking armies at the same time
>Australia almost lost to birds...FUCKING BIRDS
>>57416656
I would try to bantz you, but I noticed you live in Sudan. That's more than enough desu.
>>57416656
Desert with no one around for thousands of kilometres.
Desert surrounded by millions of muslims.
Take your pick sudan.
>>57416686
>he doesn't know about sudanbro
hello newfi
>>57416656
Damn it, I'm so mad we were dumped into a resource rich paradise. Mad I tell you!
>>57416540
Whoa my guy, you're talking this too seriously now :^(
>>57416692
You're babies will be born with really small heads.
But you'll never have a gf so you won't have to worry about that ;^)
>>57416686
jolly good kek right there
>>57416649
Britain has lost both the empire and this thread.
GG everybody; see you for the next thread.
>>57416701
>Desert with no one around for thousands of kilometres.
>Desert surrounded by millions of muslims.
Sounds like a description of Australia :^)
>>57416672
>Nah engineering/commerce,
Good on you m8 for making the most of your situation and not falling into the humanities trap.
I know you h8 me immensely m8 (especially over the past few months) but I am trying my best to win over even the most ardent /pol/friends.
>>57416716
rectified
>>57416701
At least I have a long river running through it I can use to dump the Islamist's carcasses into later.
>>57416691
>claims winning against arabs numerous times is a feat
You can't bant sudan, If sudan can with other countries while being fucking sudan then that should tell you all you need to know.
>he's major is based on a fossil fuel
>>57416741
>his people are used as fertiliser
>his people fell for the "free ticket" trick
>he lives in the middle of the desert, surrounded by coloured people
>he is probably coloured himself
>he had his dick cut
>>57416686
Good thing America invented drones, considering how 99% of conscripts will be two fat for military aircraft
>>57416759
i just think youre pretending to be someone youre not to get some sort of acceptance from the autistic cucks that frequent this board
>>57416784
>he's
his*
sorry desu
>>57416799
Nah m8, it's all true, down to every post. I consider the possible ramifications of every piece of information I volunteer, to prevent future discrepancies
>>57416790
One of your models gets plowed by a gross old man every night.
why did everyone just start bully sudan
>>57416809
>7-1
>>57416760
>Dozens of countries wanted and tried to take Israel by force and lost every time
>literal no one considers Ausfailia as something useful other then a prison colony
>this thread
>>57416722
>Be American
>Get shot
>Pay 10000 USD on a doctor
>Forget to tip
>Get sentenced to 15 years in federal jail
>Get shot again
>>57416843
Cuz it's a meme country
>>57416774
Thanks based bro down under
>>57416843
I am an easy target on /int/er/pol/
>>57416843
Sudan replied to everyone.
>>57416790
>his cunt was Communist at one point
Lmao
>>57416846
>implying any homo sapiens living in brazil cares about memeball
>>57416827
Your First Lady would be lucky to be plowed
>>57416792
God DAMN, Sudan-bro. I like your style. It's about time Sudan won something.
>>57416909
I care senpai
>>57416917
Thank you America-kun, it's always nice when I receive your recognition.
When I tease you guys, it's only because I am trying to get your attention :3
>>57416880
No problem. I respect resoluteness.
Are Sudani's Arab or blacks
Or are they basically Somalis
>>57416863
What is the retarded or something? Who moves around like that except for spastics?
>>57416865
>be american
>commit suicide
>wife sues your dead body
>she wins
>your parts are sold to indemnify her
>>57416865
>Be Brazilian.
>Live in a favela from birth til death.
>Never get to experience anything good in life.
>>57416865
>be Brazillian
>get shot
>get shot again
>>57416964
confirmed for gay
>>57416956
They are Black Muslim Arabs
>>57416965
Shitty bantz desu, I expected more Joao
>>57416964
she's british
keke
>>57416976
>be Canadian
>elect cucked meme prime minister
>>57416956
We have everything from Coptics and Ottoman Turks to southern Egyptian clones, to horners, to Nilotics (who have cool features) in the south.
We're probably 2-3x more diverse than America on ethnologies alone.
>>57416965
>be Brazilian
>watch the olympics live in sewage infested waters while the whole world vomits on TV.
>>57416965
>be Brazilian
>can't even donate organs after suicide because HIV and Zika
ITT: Sudan gains the respect of shitposters by showing them some attention
Jolly good show Sudan
>>57417008
i once fucked an american girl and her accent was so god damn annoying i couldn't cum
>it's a Sudan outbantz Brazil episode
>>57417004
>Sudan
>Literally "black people's land"
>>57417043
Thanks m8ie, I acquired my shitposting proficiency from the tutelage of brilliant Aussie and Canadian psoters
>>57416976
>Leaf
>>57417063
>Brazil
>have 'order and progression on their fucking flag'
>can't even balance the national chequebook between their soccer
>>57417097
>Be Sudanese
>Get Darfur'd
>>57417004
sudÁN, el camello ordeñador
>>57417097
>>57417131
>Be Brazilian
>introduce trannie prostitution every time the economy dips
>>57417097
sudan going innnnn
>>57417172
>This is a 10/10 in Sudan
>>57417172
You're thinking of Thailand, m8. Or you would be if you sent refugees there.
Post yfw you witnessed fucking Sudan become the bantzmaster
>>57417234
That's actually a more productive and skilled labourer than the average Brazilian
>>57417240
America sends the largest amount of virginal obese refugees to get laid in Thailand, you should know better
today I witness a sudanese massacre many brazilians
>>57417259
>>57417259
>>57417307
I am not your average Sudo though lads, I'd say I am above the average Brazilian but beneath a Ph.D wielding Aussie/Canadian.
>>57417294
Based Irwin. I apologize for any indiscretions towards your glorious cunt.
>>57417335
Really questioning if you're actually Sudanese m8
>>57417335
what a display honestly
>>57417399
I am. I've went through the regular timestamp process au rigeur, but I am an English native speaker on account of growing up in Belfast.
>>57417319
u are fat black and gay
>>57417374
Cheers cunt
Swing us some pingers and we're square
>>57417298
The president of your "country" is an international fugitive m8
>>57417437
Just fuck off for one second cunt, Sudan and I are having a nice moment
>>57417429
>moved from Belfast back to Sudan
Holy shit, I didn't realize The Troubles were that bad in Ireland.
>>57417437
Sadly this is true. Teach me how to walk off the fat, Gypsy-senpai.
>>57417472
That's what ur mom said to you last night lmao
>>57417472
fuck you stingray pin cushion
>>57417492
:^)
>>57417446
>he's still trying
It's kinda sad really m8o, give it up
>>57417440
>tfw had to look up pingers to confirm it
Added to vocabulary. I will swing some pingers, If I understand what that means (drugs? I am down for them).
>>57417446
It was a crime to even let your sham of a President step into office, and the international community..and she looks like a transvestite Juan Mata
>>57417429
>of growing up in Belfast.
where The Troubles that bad? or you just moved back because you could afford a better living in sudan?
>>57417536
Cunt I'm sorry but I literally have no bantz for you. You are that insignificant of a country that I have never even bothered. You matter so little that even a shitposter such as myself just can't be fucking bothered to look up any shit facts about your west african country. I just know that it's west african and therefore shit.
>>57417481
>>57417576
Eventually went to Saudia..still mystified why my father abandoned his cardiothoracic post in Britain.
We took our fair share of racistbashing but it was restricted to a single family who were known for vandalism and stabbings during the Pros-Cath riots.
>>57417554
At least they respect their borders more than your goalline against Germany and the big teams
>>57417632
dude that's vietnam lmao
>>57417632
Hahaha ur mom has a black boyfriend HAHAHAHA
>>57417632
>west africa
>>57417700
So does yours. She loves him long time. Turns out he's not 'too beaucoup' after all.
>>57417700
>his currency is literally based on an English euphemism for penis
>Aussie tourists shower them with precious dick after every transaction
hurt me
>>57417700
Your mother or grandmother probably suck the dicks of american soldiers for a dollar.
>>57417696
ooo shit, ill cop that one
>>57417730
You stupid turd won't recognize shitpost even if it hit your ugly chinese face
>>57417632
>west african country.
your island would be a better place if emus ruled the whole cunt
>>57415909
this, the hobbit was fucking awful. peter jackson has permanently ruined his reputation.
>>57417663
Oh, talking about football, how cute!
>Sudan has been 0 (zero) times to the WC
>>57417777
Nice Quads south korea.
>>57417812
>Sudan didn't lose 7 - 1 at home in their world cup
>>57417803
Just pray that he never turns his attention to the Silmarillion.
>>57417775
Here's the evidence inspectors
>>57417812
90% of the Brazilian team were probably my cousins though, with the 'germanics' crying in the stands
>>57417777
>implying your botox-filled face and surgically enhanced body would feel any pain
>>57417812
you've lost both WC finals hosted in your cunt
>>57417777
Shining example of western imperialism
>>57417789
We just like to forget this one exists.
>>57417741
My father killed your black father in our soil xD
>>57417775
Are you the little traumatized aussie's mother's fiancee?
>>57416990
Confirmed for cripple lover. I fucking cringe when I see some random internet whores doing fucking stupid moves.
Seriously, jump off a commieblock.
>>57417881
>implying your botox-filled face and surgically enhanced body would feel any pain
my fucking sides
>>57417941
True, my black father DID die in your mother's soil. So to speak.
>>57417920
Canada is an irrelevant shithole with a reddit style of humor "Dude weed lmao, le maple syrup face, sorry eh", overshadowed by and inferior to America in every single way and it's going to turn into a chinese colony in your lifetime.
>>57417941
Nah m8, I am not looking to use you as baby incubators like us Australian mothers do to save time.
Be careful not to drop your phone in your rice paddy. Or the baby tied to your back.
>>57417990
>a fucking gypsie
>>57417983
>>57418001
I don't even have to try.
>Sudan
Insulted yourself really
>>57417990
Look romanian talking about inferiority and overshadows
>>57418001
>Be careful not to drop your phone in your rice paddy. Or the baby tied to your back.
Jesus Christ Sudan, he's already dead
>>57417990
can't even be bothered looking up whatever your country is because it's enough knowing that it is probably very poor and insignificant.
>LE sudanese
aren't you supposed to be worshiping ling ling's balls atm?
>>57418103
>being this new
put your cursor over his flag
>>57418044
Best thing to come out of your country was a prisoner.
>>57418044
>be sud afrikan
>have AIDS
I'm so sorry
>>57418119
Did Romania just call another country an irrelevant shithole? Sorry I can't quite hear you from over here in the first world.
>>57418044
>be sudafrican
>Have to pick one:
>being a nigger
>being a boer cucked by niggers
Fuck, Sudan officially confirmed better at the bantz than Poland and Israel combined.
>>57418044
>Insulted yourself really
The only thing I find insulting is the fact your spineless men are only known to exist because of Charlize theron.
>I don't even have to try.
Sums up the Saffer whites desu
>>57418119
>worshiping ling ling's balls atm?
It's brazilians who have fixations on balls, whether they're on pitches or trannies
>>57418069
roight m8
>>57418200
Either way, you'll still have AIDS
Shame really
>>57418001
Best thing that ever came out of Sudan so far are the posts you posted in this thread
>>57418200
Neither, my family came here to fight in the Boer War, settled after the British won. So win-win
>>57418044
I'm surprised you can even post here, given that all the other white peoples computers were taken to pay for apartheid reparations.
>>57418269
>Getting cucked by niggers is a win win.
South Africa everyone.
>>57418243
I reckon the posts here are more valuable than the child labour sweatshops keeping your country alive
>>57418269
>move to africa
>get so cucked by a black prisioner that being alive while sucking dicks to pay apartheid reparations is considered a win
>>57418298
Don't worry, I'm coming over to Aus in a few months anyway
>>57418320
>>57418320
honestly straight fire comin out right now
>>57418320
At least my country is alive
>>57418331
>ancestors go from highlanders to guerilla fighters
>win war
>settle as rich ex-soldiers
>get to oppress niggers for a while
>things change
>meh at least we still control the wealth
>>57418381
Better dead than Red, friend.
>>57418381
not after sudan is finished wiht it.
>>57418334
>57418334
In the interest of equality and to make him feel at home, I propose settling him with the boat refugees in Sydney and Melbourne
>>57418381
We can handle the desert, at least we're not mutilated napalm-spawn or self-immolating cunts
>>57418320
>sudan
this nigga can be UNIRONICALLY beheaded for listening to american pop
>>57418440
Kek, Perth unfortunately. Is there really a refugee issue there?
>>57418440
>propose settling him with the boat refugees in Sydney and Melbourne
>>57418405
>>meh at least we still control the wealth
>we still control
>control
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEq5nduxZCA
>>57418415
Your papa said the opposite here before he was killed
>>57418429
Lets just wait for the Sudan to finish your mom first
>>57418334
literally why
>>57418484
no. it's only western suburbs of sydney and wherever the shit suburbs are in melbin.
>>57418510
That was just the bamboo manicure talking.
>>57418506
He's an idiot, but I fail to see why that matters, whites are still the ones with money and at the top of industry and trade.
>>57418473
At least I probably I have more nerves in my ear than you do in your glutes and thighs
>>57418484
I hope not, and I apologize beforehand if you have any negative experiences with Darfuri and Southern brothers.
I feel like the biggest crime we ever committed as a continent and a race was towards you lads (no sarcasm or memeing here).
>>57418510
are there a lot american/vietnamese hapas in vietnam who didn't meet their dads?
>>57418569
>i have to live in gated comunities to avoid getting beated just because im white
>b-but im ok
i didnt know that Mandela's cock hit you so hard
>>57418630
This, from the country still pulling Franco's cock out of its own ass.
>>57418630
>gated communities
No different to other countries, replace rich and poor with whites and non-whites
>>57418630
>i didnt know that Mandela's cock hit you so hard
Not as hard as the Moorish one. They even left you temples with minarets resembling their cocks to worship in.
>>57418657
>still pulling Franco's cock out of its own ass.
we never payed reparation to reds for doing things like pic related withe their commie grandpas
>>57418677
>No different to other countries
afaik i have no nigger party forcing me to live behind a fence
>>57418727
>They even left you temples
that we turned into cathedrals but your country still worships a pedo """prophet""" because muzzies cucked you so hard
I'd like to thank all the people who know shit about Spain defending me. They are so insignificant all I know about them is they enslaved the natives of the New World and that's the only reason they can even continue to exist
>>57418727
WORLD STAR ;D XDDDDDDDD
>>57418800
No one forces us behind fences. It's like laughing at rich Americans for not staying in Detroit or some shit
ITT: redditors and weak bantz
>>57418800
Touche mi hermano. Islam is a curse that needs eradication, 'muh moderation' isn't a solution.
>afaik i have no nigger party forcing me to live behind a fence
..
>implying they don't turn away after realizing you live on EU-subsidized siestas
>>57418839
A 2 minute worldstar video would probably sum up the entire nation of Brasil.
>>57418902
>weak bantz
Not as weak as your morality towards organized crime
>>57418834
5.5/10 You're not living to our creative stereotype
>>57418902
t. il cartagENO
>>57418890
>be in top 20 homicide countries
>b-but No one forces us behind fences
>>57418933
>he will never enjoy an U-subsidized siesta payed with some wagecuck shekels
why even live?
>>57419115
Its niggers killing niggers
>nobody knows anything about Ireland to actually troll us apart from nonsense
>>57419157
St. Patrick's day is the only time of the year you cross our minds.
>>57419157
>he was so cucked by the British he forgot his own language
>>57419195
We know
Btw the only time you cross our minds is when we are eating our dinner and and a charity ad featuring children covered in flies comes on the tv asking for mo money fo muh childrens
>>57419148
>its not like a black a black prissoner would cross the line and fuck white neigborhoods while the rest of the world claps at whites being killed in the country
>>57419157
amusement for "Muh heritage" fags: the country
>>57419301
>family dinner
kek
You probably munch on raw potatoes after a drunken night out with the children.
>>57419270
At least half my island is not occupied by colonists, and the other half a russian mafia holiday resort/money laundering location.
>>57419340
What do you eat over there, elephant dung balls?
>>57419384
>irish cuisine
>in sudan
>>57419270
Your country is, uh... it has Turks? Jesus Christ, the worst thing about Cyprus is its irrelevancy but even then it pops up every ten years when the Turks get antsy
>>57419384
Sorry about that miscommunication about one of our various cultures.
Being Irish you need to douse the dung balls in vodka to make sure it's similar to your diet.
