>be singaporean
>get full time job at Maccas
>"okay anon your starting rate will be $0.01SGD
>"sounds fair"
>>57413732
Do not bully Singaporeans please
>>57414372
frog off
>be Singaporean
>chew gum
>get publicly executed
>be singaporean
Yes, please
>be singaporean
>have no culture
>pee
>poo
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>be Singaporean
>criticize the government
>get shot
>>57413732
>Be Singaporean
>Smoke a blunt
>Get executed
You can't make this shit up.
>>57415116
>be singaporean
>commit suicide when there's no internet
>be singaporean
>get 90% on your test
>fail
>be Singapore
>have to pay parents
>be Singapore
>don't talk to locals
>be Singapore
>be Chinese
>be Singaporean Indian
>shit in the street
>get executed
>>57415198
>>57414372
>be malaysian
>get ISLAM'D
>be Singaporean
>work until 90 years old
HAHAHA
>be singaporean
>try to dance
>get arrested
>>57415681
Fuck off chink
>>57416036
Saya tak chink dan saya tak berasal dari negara Malaysia.
>>57416065
maaf, saya tidak cacap bahasa malaysia
>>57415681
>SATU MALAYSIA
>It's actually basically two countries atm
>be singaporean
>smoke cigarette
>get banished to malaysia
>>57416138
Neither can I, I'm just learning it.
>>57416185
no bully
>no single singaporean ITT
what's the point?
>>57413732
Singapore is actually one of the most succesful countries in the world, Spain should follow their model
>>57416248
>>57416260
>be Singaporean
>reclaim artificial land
>start war with Malaysia and Indonesia
>>57416301
the bants my man
>>57416308
>be spain
>get EMPIRE'D
>>57416308
t. Lee Kuan Yew
>be singaporean
>singapore
>
>>57416504
>>57416469
>Asia
>be singaporean
>get lost
http://youtu.be/8t1_L7D7ZRg
>>57416605
what's with all the dislikes? butthurt auzzies?
Cities are relics of the industrial age that now don't serve a purpose beyond mindless consumption of everything outside them.
FUCKING WHITEKEK REEEEEEE
DONT BULLY OUR ASEAN BROTHER
FUCK OFFF
>>57416680
>be kuknada
>dude weed lmao
>>57416657
>>57416605
>>57416581
>>57416504
>>57416469
>>57416406
>>57416319
>>57416248
>>57415721
>>57415285
>>57415235
>>57415201
>>57415198
>>57415167
>>57415159
>>57415158
>>57415116
>>57415093
>>57413732
Singapore is a noble country and I will not allow you to denigrate her
>>57416689
>his flag is literally nigiri
MOODDDDDSSSSS
>>57416657
Well it's a pretty shit ad, right up there with the Aussie one where that slut says "where the bloody hell are you?"
I kek'd at "get lost lah" though
>>57416752
haha I found it pretty insecure that some tourist board or something specifically made an ad targeted at 'straya just to "try" and prove a point. Still:
>be Singaporean
>have no culture
>>57416605
tbf they aren't the best advertisers.
This was an ad during the world cup last year.
>>57413732
>be singaporean
>walk naked in front of your own window
>get executed
>>57416745
>be Malaysian
>get BUMIPUTERA'D
>>57416745
>>57416698
t. Cheng
>>57416825
top kek
>>57416870
t. Warringah "Bruce" Yunupingu
>>57416839
>be Singaporean
>pay 10% breathing tax
>be singaporean
>be a top bloke
>no singaporeans in thread
why banter about countries that don't even post
>>57417078
Majullah Singapura
>>57417078
>be singaporean
>get fined
>>57417078
>be singapore
>have an islamic cuckstamp on your flag
>>57417078
>Be Singaporean
>See bants, get mad
>about to respond
>get executed
>>57417382
>>57417617
>>57417078
>be singaporean
>get drafted into military
>die
whats wrong with these blake, always bully singapore
fuck off blake
>>57417825
They are secretly Singaporean diaspora.
>>57417825
>be Indonesia
>isis threatens to destroy Borobudur on central java
>be singaporean
>chew on some gum
>toss it towards a bin but miss
>"okay anon that'll be 50 lashes and a $1000 fine"
>"sounds fair"
>>57417825
Because you're a bland nazi hellhole.
i love how most of the posters in this thread are "aussies" goes to show that aus is just Singapore/China-lite
>>57418961
I love how you're so obviously singaporean in malaysia
>be singaporean
>can't reply to bantz because 4chan is banned
>move to an even shittier country
>>57418961
>most of the posters in this thread are aussies
no different from any other thread
>singapore
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Straya go to bed
>he isn't watching Lateline
Do you even Aussie?
