Culture Pals: Culturepets edition
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Post cades
how's it going with your qt's? anyone of you fags having a LDR?
>>57413351
I do.
>>57412867
Is this babs? Where the fuck is Babs?
>>57412909
what is cades?
>>57413351
what's LDR? I had a temper tantrum and I need to apologize.
>>57413381
where's she from?
>>57413382
nope, i'm only here since like last december and posting since maybe the beginning of january.
>>57413406
Long Distance Relationship
>tfw no culturped
>>57413416
Spain.
Takes me about 20 yuros and three hours to get there
Thanks Ryanair
>>57413382
Cades are cats
>>57413736
in what language? can't we call them kots?
>>57413782
I'd call them kots but kots is puke in Dutch
>dead website feels even more dead because qt's are all doing exams
>>57413809
ohh... okay.
i'd post mine, but he's sleeping.
>>57413676
>Takes me about 20 yuros and three hours to get there
a bit cheaper and more comfortable than my journeys. takes me about 6 to 7 hours, and 300 to 400 bucks.
Is search still broken?
>all my qts are european
>"aren't you at work anon?"
>"why arent you asleep, anon?"
>>57414306
>. takes me about 6 to 7 hours, and 300 to 400 bucks.
W A T
>>57414306
Gook?
>>57414546
The UK? It's that much of a mess to get to the UK?
>mfw made the mistake of making an account and get a harem when i should be looking for a job
>cant even plan to meet these girls because if i get a job they won't let me use my plane tickets
>>57414603
Ukraine
>>57414641
Ah, questions still stand though
>>57414452
>>57414502
that dude here is right >>57414641
and yeah for every place but kiev you got 0 direct flights, always have to stop somewhere, therefore it takes like 6 to 7 hours.
>>57413351
>anyone of you fags having a LDR?
yup
>>57415111
>tfw Brussels has direct flights to almost every shithole, including my qt's place
And prices are low all of a sudden for some reason
Thanks Ahmad
>>57415111
From Paris, it used to be around 150€ return a few months ago with LOT and UIA.
Can your qt shoot /cp/?
>>57416207
>>57416207
Rachel?
Also
>no shot in balls
>>57416207
Is that really Rachel?
>message 10/10 qt
>responds but doesn't make any attempt to keep the conversation going and seems really uninterested
>stops responding and doesn't even read my last message
>pops up in my "quick search" section everyday saying she's online
Fuck this website, bitch ignores me then interpals rubs it in my face like this.
Although to be fair I have 300 unread messages, so I can't really talk....
>>57415256
>>57416126
i don't know, maybe it's just the "switzerland tax" ones more.
>>57418040
>tfw your autism makes you delete all your unread messages once in a while
Quite an annoying job desu
>>57413351
She dumped me a couple of days ago. feels bad man.
>>57416207
>does your QT?
no.. But my Waifu fucking can!
Are there some websites similar to Interpals?
>>57426037
yeah
Anastasiadate.com and asiandate.com I saw commercials for those on the television a few days ago
Bamp
>>57428952
That would be me
>>57416207
> all over the place
>No grouping in center mass.
She cant shoot for shit
>>57416207
>terrible shot groups
>didn't aim center mass on target
>needs to work on fundamentals of aiming, breathing and trigger squeeze
2/10 would not operate with. Of course my qts are all anti-guns, so I'd take what I can get.
>>57416207
This, fellow Ameribros know right>>57429171
>>57429318
>>57430050
Ever talked to a Yuro girl about guns?
I had a French girl go off about guns and her criticism of the USA. She went full on "only police should have guns" mode
Had a few South American girls also go off about how much they hate gun and hate everything and peace and love and hearts and minds and all of that.
How can I be with a girl who won't go to the range with me and spend an afternoon shooting?
>>57429318
My qts a vegetarian and when I told her I used to hunt and work on a cattle farm she cried.
>>57413474
for what purpose
>>57430726
Why not? I've been in one. If you both want it it can work
>Cute in all her pics
>Actually way different in video and like 50kg heavier
>>57431218
Are you surprised?
>>57431218
Yeah, most of the girls I Skyped with were legit.
Though this is the second time and also Asian, I guess I'm discovering a pattern here
>>57431369
>>57431242
>Me in charge of quoting.
>>57430631
Yeah, when I first met my Italian friend she asked about our gun culture and didn't understand it thinking it was strange, that being said. She said whenever she does visit the US, one of the things on her checklist is to go shooting.
>>57430631
Asian girls love guns took a chinese qt shooting in thai land she had lots of fun and wants one now
>>57430650
Fron what cunt?
Also why crying consumption of meat is normal
Old gf and I aren't sure if we wan't to get back together again.
Wat do?
>>57433811
Need more info
>>57413351
Yep. I'm in a ldr with my Auss qt, we text and call every day :3
>>57430901
they are hard in the first place, why make it even harder with a greater distance
>>57413351
Yes I'm in one right now with my Czech qt and I'm going to be meeting her in a few months.
Fucking Iranians I swear to god
>>57436362
Alpha as fuuggggg lol
>>57413351
Just met a week ago my qt.
I asked for advice and experiences here and got a bit scared cause many were bad and it could happen that there wouldn't be a sparkle between us.
Everything went amazing, he met my whole family and they all think he's husband material, everything was perfect and it felt as if we had been together for years but still in the honeymoon phase. We even broke a bed so can't complain.
He's coming here again on Thursday cause it felt really bad to be apart. It's weird cause we were away for two years and it was ok, now a week feels like eternity.
Feels really good t b h.
>>57437774
>he met my whole family and they all think he's husband material
...... Are you... gay?
>>57438327
I'm a girl, you leaf
>>57438997
post p-pictures
>>57438997
FEET
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Seriously though, let me see your feet. I'm somewhat of a feet connoisseur, I want to judge them on arch, toe length and straightness and overall aesthetics.
>>57439364
Here you go bby
>>57438997
Honhonhon chérie
>>57439364
>Seriously though, let me see your feet. I'm somewhat of a feet connoisseur, I want to judge them on arch, toe length and straightness and overall aesthetics.
>footfags
>>57439978
My old qt would let me massage her feet and play with her toes. My dick would turn to diamonds.
She refused to let me lick and suck on them though, which I still regret not just doing it anyway
Feels nice when a hot qt basically pushes herself on you. I didn't have to do squat to set this up. Seeing her in a few weeks
>>57412867
What the hell? Is this really Indianola? Why are you in Lelgium?
FIX THE SCRIPT
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>>57441259
BEHEAD THOSE WHO SCRIPT
Just started using the site for the first time in 2 years
seems way more dead.
>>57441371
It is. It's basically been on life support for a while now. I'm surprised they're still being made
>>57438997
Is that so?
is the bot not working anymore?
>>57443345
As amazing as it seems, vagina owners also lurk 4chins.
>>57444582
do i need to make new script??
>>57445238
No, fuck off with your stupid script.
Go back to South Africa or wherever the hell you're from
>>57445417
mongolia, i'm from mongolia and i like knitting
My Peruvian at said I speak Spanish so formal I sound like a robot. But I do swear a lot, so I can't stop imagining a foul mouthed Jacob Rees Mogg calling someone a cuntdick arseface and thinking that's what I sound like in Spanish
>>57447270
Fuck man, how expensive of a flight is that to Peru from Britian?
>>57445238
Yes please, this new "script is shit" meme is cool but I garantee many of us would profit from the script.
>>57447396
>needing the script
Literally how can someone be so beta?
>>57447419
"literally" how many messages and views do you get every day?
>>57444916
Post profile or gtfo.
>>57444916
have you been martinez'd??
>LDR
Are you fucking retarded? Do you really hate yourself that much?
>>57448049
We're on 4chan, what do you fucking expect?
>>57448169
Lmao that answer
>>57448169
Exactly. I am on 4chan. You have no excuse.
>>57448310
>>57448438
>tfw no gf ;_;
>hey man, you know you can change it, right?
>LEAVE ME ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEE tfw no gf ;_;
Yeah, I was right. You are mental masochists.
>>57447311
No idea. I've no intention of going to see her, I have other, closer qts. My south American qts are just for language practise and occasional cheeky faps
>>57447683
I've never been on this site, met him on /soc/. I just posted here to thank the anons for the advice they gave me on ldr in a thread a few weeks ago.
>>57447767
I've been wat
>>57447419
>>57447483
It's different for non Anglos. Girls only want bruts and yanks 2bh
>>57448664
>pic related
>>57448505
I just think it's stupid to label something as retarded when it can work or fail just as much as a local relationship. My best relationship was a LDR and I almost married that girl, it was longer better and stronger than my previous relationships. It ended? yeah, but again, better than before, and I'm sure there are hundred of thousands of other stories out there were it all worked out. This can be stupid or masochist but Tinder, blind dates or whatever can be as pathetic, but we all should do whatever we like if it helps us somehow.
>>57448049
LDRs are good if you need a ton of personal space and can't handle being with people all the time, a ldr gives you that space cause you have no option. In a normal relationship I would get exhausted as most people need regular contact. Distance sucks, but when you're together there's no drama cause you missed them so much there's no time for fights. 10/10
>>57448972
Not only LDRs crash and burn more often, but also you deny yourself all the perks of spending time together.
Do you even realize how LD can destroy R? I know it second hand since many poles emigrated for jobs and their normal, fine relationships turned into LDRs and finally after some time ended.
>>57449111
>not finding someone who doesn't like people as much as you do
I did and it's far superior option. You just need some balls to actually go and talk to such person.
>>57449117
Again, it failing "more often" or being "worse in X ways" doesnt matter as every relationship is different than the other.
You know what suck? Dating someone who's a few blocks next to you but is a fucking bitch. What about a girl that is pretty much your soul mate but lives miles away? Everything can change, it's all about how well you fit with each other, how hard you are willing to work to make it work out. If it's LDR or local relationship, I dont give a damn. I just want a qt
>>57449170
Mate, finding someone you can love, be attracted to, share interests, be close to you and that doesn't like people is a very hard thing to do.
LDR don't have to always be long distance, if it works eventually you'll be together in the same place.
>>57448637
Ok I guess that makes sense
>autists on 4chan think they can handle LDR
>they fall in love with any girl they see
>they think their girls don't think the same for every other guy they see
>he thinks that his girl isn't rubbing her pussy right now to the thought of another man
protip even if you send them your dick and skype sex they are always thinking about other guys because you're not there. especially on this website where they are in contact with them 50 times a day.
>>57450000
Sure thing, pal
>>57449270
Firstly, you don't date bitches. If you do, it means you're desperate.
Secondly, tell me how realistic is turning LDR into normal relationship. Do you earn enough to move countries? Can you get the job there without knowing language easily? Are you sure people will accept foreigner? Do you know citizenship laws? Are you sure your potential child won't be bullied in school because it looks or is named different? Have you ever considered practical side of this stuff?
>>57449738
Nobody said everything should be easy. But still, it isn't as hard as you might think. People like this are out there, they often have to force themselves to act against their nature because of community pressure (especially girls which often value community opinion much more), but they still are out there, within reach of your sight. You just need to look carefully. It's the details that can give you a clue. And this isn't 2nd hand, but first hand info. From experience.
>>57447483
Literally don't even use IP anymore because I've got more than enough girls to talk with now that I'm focusing on. Some I've met in person and fucked, one was even from your country.
For me IP was about finding the good ones and focusing on them. It's quality over quantity. Hence why I never used the script ever
Guys what do you think about this haircut? I think I'm going to do this on Thursday. Girls like this shit right?
I'm trying to change everything about myself. Buying better clothes, studying a new language, working out again.
>>57450366
if you have a good hairline yes
>>57450000
>having a qt who still uses IP
That's your first problem.
You niggers don't seem to understand that a LDR is a means to an end. Yeah, you're long distance now, but the idea is to get closer. Otherwise don't bother.
I met a girl on IP and talked to her for a long time. Eventually she moved to the USA and became my girlfriend.
You always have to have a goal in mind of being in the same place.
>>57450432
what defines a good hairline? This was right after my last haircut. It's just a medium fade, 2 on the sides 6 on top. But that was a few weeks ago so my hair is longer nowb
>>57450366
That is actually my haircut. Only mine has gotten a little longer on top and needs a trim.
Not to brag, but when I let my facial hair grow I think I look pretty fucking good
>>57450548
yeah thats good
>>57450553
How do you style it like how he has it? I ordered some hair cream. But I literally don't know how to style. Do you use your fingers or a comb or what?
>>57450221
>You don't date bitches
Yeah, no shit, but you don't get to know everyone as if all of their good and bad points are written on their backs, like a book.
Dude you are so close minded that it seems you forget that the world is more than what you want and the things you know. There are many girls in the world and they can be bitches or nice girls, you just cant know until you get to actually spend time with her and figure her out. There are bitches who live next to you, nice girls who live far away, you do realize that, right?
And again, "unrealistic" doesnt mean shit, do you know how fucking mixed the world is? I will tell you something that you probably dont know but there are many people in the world who were born from those unrealistic relationships, all those hardships arent new and arent impossible to overcome.
Just stick to the girl next door and let the anons have their LDRs in peace. Stick to your easy wins and let them be masochists.
>>57450326
For me, IP is about making friends and talking to many people from all over the world, I'm not focused into finding a few and going out to talk to that secluded number, I want more. I made many good friends from there and I'm glad to talk to them outside IP, but I need more friends, more situations, I need more flags to add to my country friendlist, y'know? I literally have no patience to message everyone to filter the good ones, and I literally don't receive 50 messages in a few hours without the script, so it's pretty handy and a must when I'm bored.
Also, most importantly, I think the script would give some life to those dead threads, more views = messages = more qts = more stories to talk about.
>>57450739
>Yeah, no shit, but you don't get to know everyone as if all of their good and bad points are written on their backs, like a book.
>you just cant know until you get to actually spend time with her
Exactly. There are good and bad girls on both internet and in your neighbourhood. The difference is that by putting your bets on LDR you drastically limit option of spending time with her and getting to know her to yourself. Straightly said, you're voluntarily fucking up your chances, which obviously doesn't make sense.
But yeah, it's your life, if you want to fuck it up, it's your choice. I have stuff to do.
I'm thinking about quitting my job
>>57448664
>met him on /soc/
>all of those grills with their face hidden with a scarf
I will kill you Indianola
>>57450703
I don't style it actually. I just sort of comb it over with my fingers
To be honest, what I tell the barber is a low to medium skin fade, and trim the top.
The first day or two I look like I'm in the army but as it grows in it looks really good. I've been doing it for about 3-4 years now
>>57452962
Apart from the 200 cock pics you normally get, you can find nice people there.
Normies aren't my thing, what's the point of a relationship if you can't share /pol/ memes in bed.
>>57453372
I was just going to ask for a crew cut like in that 1 picture.
>>57453372
could you post a picture?
>>57454958
>be me
>be culture pals meme since last year
>post pic
Yeah, no
>>57455502
15 guys?
Haven't used interpals in a while
is the script still working?
>>57455502
You can crop your face out man. I just want to see the hair
>>57455847
Nope
>>57455822
Kek
Yes. That's me
>>57455927
Nah man, I have a very distinctive hair
>>57456131
I posted a picture of my hair earlier..
>>57456321
I have read hair, nigga
>>57456355
Red*
Fuggin autocorrect
>>57456131
Are you the guy that has been posting about his qt being deported and talking to him again?
>>57456644
Nah. But that's funny as well
>>57456689
Damn I was kind of hoping it was you lmao, since that would make your story even better.
>>57456355
>>57456377
Who cares? You realize that most of the anons here are new and don't know who you are right?
>>57456706
>>57456997
O-okay. I-i lied. It actually is me
I just didn't want to give to much info away, I've already said so much. I literally can not get any more meme than I already am.
But yes, my qt got deported
>>57457036
I've been on /cp/ for 7 months now and I've never seen your picture. So I imagine most others haven't either. Literally nobody cares.
I just want to see how you do your hair. I don't care if you have a penis growing out of your forehead. I just want to see how your hair is done
>>57416207
One of the girls I talk with shoots, but she hasn't been online in a while. Non-hoplophobe qts are a dime a dozen and it makes me sad.
>>57457144
Nigga what? Outside of American women, it's almost impossible to find an girl that shoots.
One of my qts was in the Navy here, and she's one of the only ones that get me and my enjoyment of firearms
>>57457130
To be honest, my hair has grown out, and I need a trim. I could show you but it wouldn't be that great
Let me get it trimmed tomorrow and I'll post how I get it cut. More girls than I deserve have told me they like it, so maybe it will give you guys some ideas. But for now it's too long and overdue for a cut
>>57457340
>Americans
>>57457406
>brazilians trying to joke about gun violence when they're one of the worst, most violent shitholes on earth
Poetry, really.
>>57457457
>one of the worst
now guess which one is the worst :^)
>>57457529
Definitely not the USA, not by a long shot.
You can't even try memeing and say it is or you'll just appear ignorant.
>>57457457
And even then we will never be a gun based country like USA. I will never understand this fool glorification of fire weapons, I'd rather use beautiful katanas, a superior weapon that can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth.
>>57457661
Guns are used to protect innocent people from criminals all the fucking time. There are countless stories of people using their legal firearms to defend themselves from niggers trying to break in, and other crimes all the fucking time. Literally every day.
But you'll never hear it because it doesn't make for good news. And it's not part of the liberal agenda, so it's hushed up.
But people who are armed and able to defend themselves do so all the time.
The right to own and bear arms is a special thing, one that many people will never know. But I would rather choose to defend myself with a gun than be a victim because some nigger decided to break the law.
I feel sorry for countries where this isn't allowed. And again, it happens all the fucking time, the media just won't ever knowledge it because it's not part of their agenda
>>57457405
That's fair I guess
>meet 7/10 girl on interpals about 2 years ago
>notice on her profile that she was interested in a lot of the same books, musics and games as me
>start messaging her and immediately we hit off
>the next 9 months we message each other almost every day talking about a wide range of subjects from philosophy to music to politics to food and everything in between
>some messages easily reach essay length
>share a lot of the same views on things
>start falling for this girl
>realise how silly it is that I'm falling for someone I've never met
>due to various life circumstances I get hit with a major episode of depression
>stop messaging her for months
>eventually message her again, apologising for my absence and explain that I was going through some stuff
>she's totally forgiving and we continue to talk more
>a couple months later the depression comes back
>realise how much of a loser I am that I've invested so much emotionally into some online girl
>realise that she probably never saw me as anything other than a way to kill time
>realise that she's too good and intelligent for me
>rationalise in my head that the longer I continue contact with this girl the more vulnerable I'm making myself for some inevitable failure that will hit me hard
And then just like the autist I am, I stopped messaging her, deleted my interpals account and that's the last I ever heard from her. Today I decided to check out her profile again for the first time in awhile. She's legitimately a 9/10 now and all those memories I had of her came flooding back to me. The worst part? She was from the same country as me so I could have easily met up with her if I wasn't such a retard.
I think I'm actually going to kill myself. I'm such a fucking failure at life I can't even grab ahold of any opportunities even when they're shoved in my face.
>>57457995
>>57457995
Dude, I don't get it. If she's from the same country and you've been talking that long why didn't you ever meet in person? That's all you had to do. Meet irl and see if you hit it off and just go from there.
I got a girl in Brazil to come to the USA to see me, and it's not easy for a Brazilian to come to the States.
If I can do that, you could easily get a girl in your own country. It's not too late, tell her everything you told us, that's you're in a bad place and want to make things right, and then visit irl and go from there.
It's not over. I made it, and if I made it, we're all going to make it.
>>57458134
Because I'm a fucking retard. In my head I rationalised that my relationship with her was somehow toxic in the long-term so I cut contact. I was scared of being strung along and looking like a fool with feelings. I don't know. My life has gone to shit in the past year anyway so re-opening this box I buried has really upset me. Why did I have to look at the profile? I know I fucked up, I shouldn't have reminded myself. But now I feel absolutely terrible.
>>57458307
Dude. I hate myself. I FUCKING hate myself. And I have gotten girls to basically fall in love with me, one came and we had sex together.
This one in particular swears she doesn't believe in relationships, let alone long distance ones, and she's been mine for over a year.
Never say never. You're not out of this yet. You're not toxic because you know what? Nothing fucking matters. Literally nothing we do matters at all. Very few things have long term consequences.
Talk to this girl, let her know what's up, and do your best.
I'm rooting for you, because I was literally you once. I was a fucking loser and was going to kill myself many times. Just go for it
>>57458435
My life is pretty much defined by repeated failure. The only thing I can think of that's more pathetic than what I've already done is make some poor attempt at crawling back to her like a sick dog. Personally I'd be mad if she did the same to me as I did to her. Why would she want to hear from me again? I also think there's a difference between wooing some girl on the other side of the world and trying to woo someone in your own country. At least with foreign girls you've got the edge of being exotic and have the chance to learn and explore something you wouldn't be able to otherwise. I'm the same nationality as her, what incentive does she have to be interested in me? There's no mask I can hide behind that could possibly skew her perception of me. I'm just a loser and she'll know it straight away. I don't see how any good can come about in chasing after something that's already gone. Mostly because I don't see any good in my own life anyway. I'm not going to delude myself into thinking I get multiple chances in life, because you don't. I've fucked up and it's best to leave it at that. I just feel very pained right now because of how disappointed I am in myself.
>>57458716
>I'm the same nationality as her, what incentive does she have to be interested in me?
Because you're more interesting than you realize, and she likes you. It's obvious she likes
you or it never would have made it this long.
> I'm just a loser and she'll know it straight away
Dude, I straight up told my qt I was a 25 year old virgin and you know what she said? She told me as soon as I said that all she could think about was sucking my dick to give me the pleasure I'd missed out on all these years. Girls don't care about that. It's crazy to say, on people will tell you to fuck off to reddit or /r9k/ or whatever, but it's true. This girl was my first everything. Even my first kiss, and she knew she was too.
It's never too late. I gave up and accepted what I thought I was and only later discovered interpals after a while I lost my virginity.
I'm serious dude, I'm a different person. I'll never say never. Nothing is impossible. And I'm living proof of it. And I'm not super attractive. I'm not ugly, but nothing special. I'm skinny too and have nothing going for me physically. And I have girls that want me. Just don't give up. Go for it with this girl and if it fails, try with another.
>>57457995
>>57458134
>>57458307
>>57458435
>>57458716
>>57458925
Bunch of faggots, man up and go pull some girls in a club you permavirgin losers
>>57459192
I'm literally not a permavirgin, and I'm not a loser. I've fucked girls irl, not just ones I met on IP
I'm only helping by sharing my story. I was a loser. I was the biggest loser ever, a 25 year old kissless virgin. But I met a girl on IP and lost my virginity. But more than that I just changed. And since then I've fucked real girls, I'll talk to anyone, I don't care.
I'm just here to say it's never too late.
Right now, your QT is in a Skype call with Chad. He doesn't often pick up, but tonight he's in a good mood after hitting the ganja, so he decided to give the love of your life a few minutes in his presence. They talk for a while, your oneitis gazing into the webcam lens, her eyes shining a look she has never given to you, utterly entranced by Chad's face.
The conversation turns to you, and how you orbit her so much.
>Chad: Hahaah Ohh Fuuck. He actua-
>Her: Hahaha!stop! hahaha oh my g-
>Chad: He thinks you actually like him ba-
>Her: AHAHAHA CHAD STOP IT!
>Chad:Biiitch laughs it's funny! haha
>Her: can't contain her laughter anymore I.. I know ahaha.. I know laughs uncontrollably
>Chad: I mean seriously he thinks he has a chance giggle
>Her: laughs even more
After five minutes they stop, still chuckling to themselves occasionally. She looks up, nervous but full of happiness :
>Oh Chad, I think I like you..."
>Chad:Whaaat hahaha. I mean you're cool and all but shiiiet.. Hahaaa
>Chad: phone starts ringing Yo I gotta go.. Was nice talking though hits blunt
Chad hangs up without waiting for a response
Your oneitis sits there, feeling a mixture of emotions. On one hand Chad has rejected her, but she's still relishing the moments she spent with him. Because to her, getting rejected by Chad is infinitely more valuable than being wined and dined by you.
>>57459275
Did you seriously take the time to write this shit? This is beyond pathetic. Fuck off dude, you sound like a fucking pathetic retard with your cuck posting shit.
Why do you idiots assume none of us are Chads ourselves?
>>57459275
Delete this
>skim past this thread
>remember qt kazakh grill I was messaging
>feel bad for forgetting to reply after she sent me those folk songs
>log back in
>inactive user
>>57459333
you are hunting women with your "friends" on an mongolian claymation board. I'm fairly sure you aren't a chad.
Only Indianola is a chad
>>57459275
>>57459374
hittin close to home, with that high heat
>>57459374
I'm not hunting anyone. I've got girls already.
I haven't used IP in months. One girl I've met irl and fucked, another wants me so bad it's kinda pathetic. And another wants me but it too scared to show it, but makes it obvious.
No one is "hunting" anyone. I've got all I need. Irl and online. I don't need to cuckpost about "Chads" to make myself feel better about being a fucking loser on 4chan, like you are.
You're just sad, honestly. Go suck Indy's dick some more, loser
>>57459333
I-I-Iam a chad guy! I swear! I've had sex with SO MANY girls.
>>57459458
Mohammed and Tyrone are literally teaming up to out cuck the other in these threads.
This is pathetic
>>57459436
>all this projecting
yeah I bet u really are alpha m8, what are you still doing here?
>tfw havent showered in a week
>tfw pooped really bad but ran out of TP so I just left it
>tfw my ass cheeks are glued together with poo and ass hair
Thank god my qt cant smell me through skype lads
they shut off my water
>>57459480
I've said it a million times, these threads are autism factories, or at least they used to be. Not so much anymore.
I still come here hoping that someone will post some turbo-cringe shit like used to happen, but now all anyone does is whine about some script not working
>>57459275
>tfw into SPH
weird wins again
>>57459475
You're not making much sense my dude, slow down with the typing and stop frothing at your mouth you spaz.
>>57459531
I believe u my man ur secret is safe with me :)
>>57459551
>tfw my QT is also into SPH
I love making fun of her tiny feminine peenus weenus
I've been extra talkative tongiht because I'm drunk, but it's true. We can all make it and it's never too late.
Don't give up and keep talking to that qt and see where it goes.
>>57459670
Meanwhile she is on a skypecall with chad cashign in ur betabux
Go pure. No sex, no qts, no masterbation. Live a life of power. Don't listen to wanna be """"""""chads""""""""""
>>57459733
I am about to take the white pill, friend
>>57459771
Take the brown pill my dude, it will save ur life.
>>57459848
The white pill is where I will find fulfillment, an evolution of the Men go their own way movement. This is the true goal of an alpha males life.
ded
>>57457995
you're an embarassement to the human species dude, how can you be such a fucking autist dude?
>poles still mad foreigners plow through their girls
>>57459275
Is this copypasta? If it isn't already then it will be now.
This thread was not up to the usual standard ya bunch of muppets
whys this site so fucking broken im getting flooded with those popup notifications of messages even though theyre old
