You wake up in Utah
so much sexual tension in this pic
Drive home, fuck that desolate shithole
cant wake up
(wake me up)
wake me up inside
(i can't wake up)
wake me up inside
(save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
>Canyonlands
>Dinosaur Fossils
>Whitewater
>Mountains
Not too bad Tbh
>>57410581
tfw dad gently slides his hand along your thigh during family photos
>>57410306
Looks like they're in Arizona
>>57410306
I'm moving there in at the end of this month.
Gonna be going to BYU
Don't ask me anything, just kill yourselves instead you literal degenerate literal faggots.
>>57411160
t. non Mormon :^)
>>57411431
He's going to BYU, he probably is Mormon
>>57410581
)))
>>57410306
what culture do people like these even have?
>>57412731
>what culture do people like these even have?
If you're a hard-working conformist who gets along well in a hierarchical, disciplined, well-organized milieu, it is perhaps the best culture on earth. Your life is pretty much dialed in. You'll have lots of brothers and sisters and cousins to grow up with, then on the cusp of adulthood you'll go on a character-building two year mission, and when you come home as a returned missionary the girls will be lining up in hopes of being the one you pick to have your babies and make you sandwiches for the rest of your life. If you need a job your bishop will find one for you with a businessman in your stake. If you can't find a job the Church will give you one on the welfare farm or warehouse. You'll work hard to support your own family plus widows and orphans who need help, and you will never fall prey to idleness or despair or loss of self respect. Eventually you will be surrounded by dozens of devoted descendants who will love you and care for you in your old age, and cherish your memory and carry on your name for generations to come. If the theology is correct, after you die you'll become God on your own planet with as many wives as you want.
If you are a free spirit, non-conformist, anti-authoritarian, can't stay off the booze and weed, or can't swallow the horse shit fairy tales of the Book of Mormon, you will either leave the church and become alienated from everyone you love, or you will kill yourself.
I would guess that 80 or 90% of people fall into the first category.
Source: My mom was a "Jack-Mormon" who fell into the non-conformist category and left the church. I have lots of relatives who are still Mormon and unless they are putting up an act worthy of Laurence Olivier, they are the happiest people I know.
