>Be French
>Have a thousand years of genuinely interesting military history during which you were always among the most powerful and influential countries in the world
>Be the only country to successfully invade England in past thousand years
>Be a massive contributor to the subjects of math, science, philosophy, theology, cuisine, music, and the fine arts
>Have what's generally considered to be the world's most beautiful language outside of shitholes like /int/
>Be the twenty-second highest country on the HDI list (still very impressive)
>Have the single most influential flag in the world
>Be such a nice country that people are literally dying to get in
CAN'T MAKE THIS MERDE UP
MUWADAFRENCHUARGCHAMPAGNE
>>57408306
>import muslim niggers who JUST FUCK YOUR COUNTRY UP
whhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>tfw not french
France is without a doubt, the best country in Europe.
>>57408306
>Be France
>Be Europe's guiding light for centuries
>Stop caring
>Die slowly
>France is Europe's guiding light
>MUH VOLTAIRE
Gotta admit Napoleon was a top lad.
>>57408306
Shut up amerifat, i'm glad you suck our dick tho, you only exist because de wanted you tout exist
France › all you're countries
#FRANCE
>>57409164
Grossier
>>57408306
>be french
>having weekly strikes
>everytime they wake you up at 2PM by shouting their stupid punchlines and blockin the roads just under your window
>they write shitty punchlines on your uni walls
>you receive texts from butthurt neo-marxist who want to go for a new strike because at the last one the police arrested some degenerates who were literally destroying everything
>all that because someone from the government tried to give back to companies the fundamental right to decide if they want to keep someone or not.
You forgot this one OP
Je t'aime, France.
>>57409133
Voltaire was a stupid cunt
>>57409000
don't worry we're sending them to Köln
>>57409238
>everytime they wake you up at 2PM by shouting their stupid punchlines and blockin the roads just under your window
>Spanish work ethic
Leaving in the country side of France and marry a cute French girl is literally my dream, lads. Such a beautiful country, full of history, culture, good food, you name it.
>>57409472
>french neet life
>>57408306
if only any of that were true
fr*nce is a shithole
>>57410015
France is certainly NOT a shithole.
>>57408306
Wait 20 years, french pride of their tolerance gonna kill the nation good bye
>>57408306
>Cogito, ergo sum
>Je pense, donc je suis
What did he mean by this?
>>57410762
He was a skeptic. thinking was the only thing of which he could be sure.
>tfw born on the wrong side of the channel
>>57408306
WE WUZ IMPEROR N SHIIIEEEET
france despite the muzzies remains the last bastion of white culture in the free world
its slowly being taken away
>feelsAWFULman
>>57410830
Kill your self
>>57410830
>tfw no quiche and coffee in the morning instead of beans and tea
>>57408306
they only successfully invaded england because the brits were simultaneously getting invaded by the vikings
>>57411181
White French aren't even white
>>57409000
SHUT THE FUCK UP WE HAVENT DONE ANYTHING WRONG FUCK YOU ENOUGH
>>57408306
>most powerful and influential countries in the world
Literally stopped reading there
>>57412183
let's pretend there's no such thing as french canada
>>57409164
>France › all you're countries
Va te faire enculer, négro.
ihih
>>57408306
>be Israeli
>be 1948
>have all the neighboring states declare war on your country
>have 30'000 uncoordinated rabble as manpower, a pile of old Czech rifles as their weapons, and two obsolete Bf.109s as airforce
>stop them from flushing you into the sea
>be 1955
>decide to block Suez Channel
>block Suez Channel
>make France and UK get all the blame
>be 1967
>be outgunned and outnumbered by each of your neighbors
>see an invasion being prepared
>completely wipe their airforces within hours, then proceed to double your territory within days
>be 1970
>be outgunned and outnumbered once again
>fuck up their airforce, anti-air batteries and artillery to the point when the USSR literally withdraws saying:
>"fuck you, guys, sort it out yourselves"
>be 1982
>be threatened by some other goatfuckers
>completely annihilate their airforce and AA batteries suffering literally no losses
>occupy all the territories you need, withdraw
Literally nothing beats Israeli military history.
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>>57409000
Out of all the countries in the world it's fucking GERMANY throwing this accusation around?
>>57414442
>Israel never lost a war
>Germany never won a war
>>57408306
Such a fucking cuck lmao. Move to France if you hate it so much here.
>>57414825
Stfu nerd
Vive la France!
Vive le Québec libre!
>>57409164
Chill dude, no need to get cocky.
>>57410762
there are literally tomes of research on the cogito. go read the source text
