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>""""""""""""""""""holy""""""""""""""""""
>""""""""""""""""""roman""""""""""""""""""
>""""""""""""""""""empire""""""""""""""""""
>Germans claim to be the master race
>Were living in houses made out of sticks compared to god Romans
GERMANS BTFO
ltb (looking to buy) 1 (one [uno]) australian (You)
wts (willing to sell) 3 (three [tres]) canadian (You)s
>Germans
WE WUZ HOLY ROME N SHEEIT
>Russians
WE WUZ THE THIRD ROME N SHEEIT
>Ottomans
WE WUZ SUCCESSORS TO ROMAN EMPIRE N SHEEIT
>Aussies claim to be the master race
>Were living in prisons made out of didgeridoos
>>57404936
Even Hitler thought Germans were inferior to Mediterraneans because of this fact.
>>57404905
I love how Charles V was like
WE WUZ KINGS OF JERUSALEM N SHIT
and
YEAH SENPAI I PUT THE LITTLE SHIELD INSIDE THE OTHER LITTLE SHIELD IT JUST KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERYTIME I DO IT
Romans magically desappeared in 476 ac t b h
>>57405090
>Hitler though Mediterraneans were superior to Germans
Could please take a moment to think what you are saying ?
>>57405118
You killed them!
You butchered their language, wasted their culture, and let their glorious buildings fall to ruins.
Italy? More like Shitaly.
>>57405090
>American Education
>all these byzaboos jelly that the Sacrum Imperium Romanum outlasted the "empire" of the greeks
>>57405143
THIS modern day italians are greasy monkeys
>>57405154
>>57405137
It's true, but he probably wasn't talking about modern Mediterraneans.
He also had a fascination with Islam.
>>57405143
Yeah,don't mind barbarians raiding the peninsula for 500 years
>>57404905
>10 kb
>australia
>western
>>57404905
WIR
>>57405232
I think Churchill did as well
>>57405253
>canada
>>57405247
Oh shiiiiiit. My bad. I had totally forgotten Hungarians raided North Italy somewhere during the 700's-1000's.
This is awkward.
>>57405331
>mfw Shitaly literally got PALINKA'D
>>57405331
Everyone raided italy after Rome honesty
Well,technically Rome raided italy too
>>57405385
>mfw there's nothing worth raiding in canada
>>57404990
I got you famslice
>>57405497
Still, this is so embarrassing. My ancestors probably killed your ancestors, looted their gold and definitely burned their churches and villages.
I think I understand German guilt now. I mean,normally when we're talking about early Hungarians we think about raping slavs and Austrians who totally deserved it because they're smug assholes, but we actually like you guys.
Oh god I feel so horrible. I came in here for light banter, now I'm in an existential crisis.
