Why are Americans in denial about Minnesota being Canadian?
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>57403082
I almost wish we were Canadian just so I could get some free healthcare dude lmao
Why are Canadians in denial about Canada being Chinese?
>>57403082
The same reason you guys are in denial about Canada being French
>>57403082
>>57403124
Why are 4chan Canadians so autistic?
>>57403082
Why do 90% of Canadians live close to the US border? Are? Cancucks in denial about Canada being american?
>>57403111
>>57403124
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>>57403156
Come home Minnesota man, come home.
>>57403156
Because your gravitational pull brings us closer
>>57403154
Because my Brazilian gf turned out to be my bf but still a gf... you get what I mean...
>>57403191
Why don't you guys come home to America.
>>57403082
Why is Canada so in denial about being our 51st state? Face it, everyone knows you're America lite.
>>57403224
I don't even know what to write.
>>57403248
>>57403191
I mean a majority of your population is already in America
>>57403248
But when you say we live close to the boarder you must realize it would seem like a whole other country away in comparison to most people. Hudson bay is the size of Germany lel. It's too cold to go up north. Now give us Minnesota as it's rightfully ours.
>>57403357
>too cold to go up north
oh boo hoo little Canadian man can't handle what their ancestors could handle in fucking stone shacks
leaf canada alone you bullies
>>57403530
what they're all saying is tru deau
>>57403530
Thank you Minnesotan. Come home.
>>57403530
>Leaf
CANADIAN SPY DETECTED
>>57403082
How am I Canadian? I never ate poutine, never been to tim hortons, we're not british. Literally all we have in common is playing hockey on frozen ice, making maple syrup and singing to moose. This might make sense if we had civilization by our borders but we don't.... just a shit ton of trees and lakes for hundreds of miles. You guys only come here to go to the mall of america or to the xcel.
>>57403673
You are OURS you fucking piece of shit. Accept it.
>>57403737
d-don't make us nuke you canada-san teehee :3 !!! <3
FUCK OFF OR GO BACK TO /CUM/
WE WILL NEVER, EVER SUCCUMB TO LEAVES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OymMl734Ews
>Minnesotans
>Not Canadian
PICK ONE. REEEEEEE
