>20 years old
>not 1 (one) female has kissed me to date
>I've been at university for a year and have already had more romantic failures than I did in high school
>completely inexperienced with the modern dating rituals of my species
YOU JUST CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP FOLKS
>>57396975
>20 years old
Fuck off yank
suicide is the only solution for what ails you, my firned
>being this spooked
>your bloodline ends with you
>>57396975
>20 years old
>implying
25 here and I am sure there's at least a lot more posters on this board that's in the same shoes as you do and probably in their early 30s
>>57397230
THIS JUST CANNOT BE A LEGITIMATE OCCURRENCE
>>57397230
>I'm 24
>I'm in the same boat, sinking...
But hey, at least I'm an engineer...
>>57397230
This. I'm 27, and I've never even held hands with anyone. The worst part is: there's nothing wrong with me. I'm intelligent, humorous, most people I meet finds me charming. But I'm so fucking terrified of anything beyond friendship.
Somebody start flirting with me or anything - nope, I'm running for the hills screaming.
>24 years old
>only fugged escorts
feels alright 2bh
I'm 64 years young and gonna live my life to the fullest
>>57396975
Average /int/ anon.
I'm 22 and in the same boat. But it's too much effort, easier to just fap to Chinese cartoons.
>>57398019
I'm looking into that.
But i'm afraid of being robbed, litterally speaking.
>22 years old
>Poured my heart and soul out to my crush
>she told me she doesn't love me and blocks me on all social media
>literally can't even look in her general direction on the Campus without cringing and feeling devoid of all hope
>13 years old
>cousin has friend staying over
>I sleep ove at my cousin's place
>her friend asks me for a good night kiss
>I freak out and refuse
>high school
>girl calls me to fix her internet
>I show up and everything is already working
>oh well, since you're here, let's go for a walk
>keep doing stuff like that
>I don't make the move
>different girl keeps calling me for walks
>gets drunk one day and we make out
>asks me to lie down onto her because she's cold
>I go full autistic and say "let's go back in, your jacket is inside"
>her friend later asks me if I want to make out with her
>I say no even though I wanted to
>meet the same girl a couple of years later, during college
>calls me to her apartment late at night and offers alcohol
>I show her some funny YouTube videos, then leave and never talk to her again
>different girl in college
>flirty and playful
>puts her hand on my knee and stuff like that
>I start ignoring her
>different girl
>anon, are you going to the cafeteria?
>no
>oh... do you usually go? I don't see you often there?
>no
>oh... so... why don't you go?
>I don't know, I just don't
>group of girls from college notice me walking behind them
>they stop and wait for me
>I assume that they're waiting for someone behind me
>say hi to them and keep walking
>one of them says something like "we're waiting for him and he just walks past"
>I tell myself that it's too late to turn now and keep walking
It just keeps happening over and over again. The ride that never ends. I spill so many spaghetti, you could end world hunger with it and even have leftovers that would satisfy all the fat Americans.
>>57398353
Just move on
>>57397230
27 here. I can't wait to discover the secrets of being a wizard.
>grill won't stop staring at you
>she's really qt
>don't do a single thing because you're a giant pussy faggot
>leave and never see her again
CANNOT FABRICATE THESE FACTS
>>57398388
Come on Croatia, I think from all these examples you're probably a good looking guy. You can still make it, fuck some girls. Don't end up like the rest of us, losers. ;___;
>>57398270
If you get robbed, just rob her in return :^)
>>57396975
Here have a yellow waifu.
>20 years old
>never dated because I like being alone
>I'm in love with 2D people
>>57396975
>tfw blonde qt with green eyes will soon drive 800 km just for a chance of getting ITALIAN'D by me
>>57398475
Btw, is the "first time" better with a gf ?
I think it's bullshit.
Either way, that path is far behind me, and long gone.
>>57398541
>20 years old
Fug, 22 not 20
>tfw 28 years old
>still feel like a kid
>treated like a kid by society (can't get a job here without a master's degree, 10 years work experience, 5 olympic gold medals and a black belt in karate)
>never even held hands with a girl
>tfw two generations ago people were getting married and starting families at 18
>two two generations age people were getting decent jobs right out of high school
cmon guys, im awkward as fuck but have kissed many girls
yall must be elliot rodger or some shit nomsayin
>>57398388
Reminds me of this cute girl that was mad with me.
>At the birthday party of another girl who invited the whole class
>She asks me to dance
>I don't feel like it, maybe later
>She runs to me and asks me to choose a girl for some bullshit game
>I choose someone else because whatever
It wasn't autism, but I don't know what it was. I don't regret it though.
>>57398553
I doubt losing your virginity to a teenage gf is better. It's not a serious kind of love anyway. In both cases, the first time is _always_ underwhelming. I only began to see it as worth the price after the eighth session, when kissing and all started becoming less of a conscious act.
If you are 20 and haven't ever kissed a girl you have bigger problems. Try fixing yourself before hoping that anybody will want to fuck the mess that you are.
>>57398788
Yeah right, like it's easy
be quiet please
im so busy that just fucking blonde girls now
>>57398837
not easy but not impossible
>>57398837
Easier than fugging easy girls, clearly.
>divorced
>wife takes all your shit
>marries a nigger.
>>57396975
>tfw spent a few months in Sweden
>qt Swedish coworker and I are alone in the greenhouse
>She says "woo I have a Tinder date tonight. Looks like I'm getting laid toniiiight"
>"haha, nice"
>awkwardly says "ohhhh, I'm such a slut"
>mfw probably could have had sex with her if I wasn't such a beta autist
FUCKING REEEEEE
>>57396975
Had my first kiss and lost my virginity at 25
It's never too late, we're all going to make it
>fingered a girl when I was in elementary school
>HAVE NEVER GOTTEN KISSED OR EVEN CLOSE TO LAID SINCE
Y O U
C A N T
M
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T H I S
S H I T
U P
>>57399059
>elementary school
What the fuck
>>57398837
Start small. Work on hygiene first, then exercise and diet, then clothes (clothes second if you have money to buy more when you lose weight). That's literally it, by the time you're done with that you will feel better and actually be able to talk to a girl without fucking it up.
>>57399092
Idk man
I guess just experimenting horny kids
Feels bad tho, literally never experienced love since
>>57397230
28 here
newbs just thinking they have it bad
welcome to life i suppose
>>57398935
>Getting cucked by the BIG IMMIGRANT COCK
>>57396975
Is this /r9k/ or am I missing a meme today?
>>57399059
Did you lose your job as a teacher afterwards?
>>57399226
You needed this thread to realize that you're posting on /r9k/ with flags? Were the dozen other waifu threads in the catalog too subtle?
>>57399263
>He hasn't experimented as a child
Wut
>>57399263
ayy
German humour isn't so bad
>>57396975
Same here, i don't understand dating, it's too complicated.
Back in the 50's you married the girl nex door and it was done
I'm 22 and the same.
I thought I was special because there is very little of that here, until I found out this is pretty common in the western world.
I blame my nu-male genetics and my parents who waited way too long before they married and had children
>>57399329
It's still done, and you can easily be a part of it.
>tfw you're ugly
>tfw you lose weight and you're still ugly
What do I do now? Makeup?
>>57399465
physical ugly is fine as long as your heart is handsome
>>57399510
>as long as your heart is handsome
not bloody likely with his diet
>>57399510
>your heart is handsome
I'm not a very nice person.
>tfw I think I got the autismus or some other mental illness
But seriously, what is this total alienation? why, even if you can't point out any actually ugly feature in my face my reflection looks so horribly wrong, like I'm the weirdest motherfucker? like a person who is not worthy and I know it and people know it and they don't even bother
>>57399510
being alone has made me very angry and bitter
Te falta saliero
>>57399807
you let it taint you because you think you can't take the loneliness
for those in for the long run it's better to try to not let it effect the inner self, that's just a sort of self mutilation
>>57399100
I don't talk to girls. We look at each other from the distance and play that "do you look at me, do you love me" game.
I'm actually underweight. Exercize and diet take all the free time I have I literally cannot get my master diploma in the pocket while working half time while dieting and working out. When do i sleep, I dont even take holidays. Needless to say I look ridiculous in a formal shirt.
Life's a fucking joke.
>>57399059
>elementary school
What the fuck?
>>57400268
I-it's not normal...?
>25.
>Had a single girlfriend in my lifetime, 10 years ago. So at least I've got that.
>Started working for the railroad straight outta highschool.
>Was never much of a conversationalist before that, but after seven years of roaming the country, working in the bush with a bunch ex-cons, alcoholics and old army guys who couldn't find work anywhere else, smashing things with hammers and building track through both heatwaves and cold snaps while trying not to be killed by fucking trains, bears or less-than-welcoming locals... I can barely even talk to the few women I know on a personal basis on those rare occasions I'm actually home without coming off as a giant asshole.
>Or y'know, ANY of my childhood friends for that matter; we just don't have much in the way of common ground anymore, and I'm not exactly in any one place long enough to go around making new friends, if I even remembered HOW to at this point.
>But I can't exactly leave my job, the money's too good for a guy that never went to University to pass up. Especially in this economy.
>So, for the forseeable future, I'm pretty much stuck.
>TFW 'Die with my hammer in my hand' is starting to sound less and less like a line from some annoyingly folksy old song, and more like a grim prophecy.
Had to check to find out hold old I was since every day has been the same for years and not even I celebrate my birthday.
>>57401273
bla bla bla bla
>be gay
>ugly
>awkward
>stupid
>bang 4 guys before turning 18
Fucking trash straight pansies
>>57402342
Getting laid as a gay is easy.
They're hypersexual and virtually every appearance is somebody's preference or fetish.
>>57398616
>tfw baby boomers talk shit about how you don't get jobs because you are not serious about it and whatnot
>>57399510
>as long as your heart is handsome
>>57396975
ur making our cunt look bad anon
I had my first kiss and fuck at 21
>>57403951
did he put you in his pouch after coitus?
>>57404015
bruh
>>57404015
brutality
20 year old and been at university for three years and not even made one friend
just sit in my room on 4chan
kill me
>>57404909
just go outside and b urzelf
>>57396975
Why don't you just kiss one of them?
>>57399510
that isnt how the real world works, bud
