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BRITAIN AWAKEN
*opens third eye*
stop responding to ribena
watch anime
listen to grime
ah yes impressive
crayon pop
house prices
commie twitter girls
refugees
FOY
nonce
desu
runts
UKIP
russell howard leaping from a bush
lefites??????????
cara
babymetal
isa
fuck off billionaire
big dave
jizzed
k stew
kev
brit bf
our nige
bit cold out
kyary
stannis
group poo at 2
business idea
bantchester
>>57396811
You can see my pub from there
milliband
>>57396811
I'll be laughing all the way to the gallows. She'll bring you nothing but misery and squalor, mark my words
don't like that B road running through our village 2bh going to have to get rid if it
maisie
Lads what's the score on Freddo subsidies? We could knock them back down to 10p a pop in Mr Patels with the money raised from the Gayon Poop concert
Perfumes legs
roobags
>>57396641
what's the lineup?
Business idea: pump massive amounts of funding into science and research to make Bantchester the leading producer of real waifus
Also
Asuka
>girls literally put boys' willies in their mouths and take sperm in their fannies
and people take these creatures seriously?
the mansion looks like it needs a bit of tidying up desu
listen to grime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ8wS0QCna8
>third eye is full of crust
> ah yes very impressive
Rate my brit memes
looks like a church far left
anybody want to be vicar or should we turn it into a strip club?
>trump is a poor businessman
>look at this analysis from buzzfeed
Who will run the corner shop?
Is dormers here?
>>57396917
I'll hire some of you lot to clear the land so it can be used for the mass executions of dissident Josieites
I want to live in a tiny village on the english countryside
Did we discuss this already?
>>57396932
ribena
stopped listening to dindu music lads, realised how degenerate it all is
>>57396917
looks fine to me
it's at one with nature
As official mememaster of bantchester, I ask you to deposit your memes with me to keep them safe from meme thieves.
Offering 2% interest in meme value per annum.
>>57396927
nah, church of english is great
>>57396916
Girls are utterly vapid, vile, wretched creatures
>>57396917
Lick of paint is all it needs, Janny will do it
>>57396932
Rasheed
this place better have iced coffee
very poor with girls, scared of them infact but have a very close relationship with my mother
>>57396877
Probably sex tourism in Nigeria
>>57396966
*steals your identity*
>>57396946
No he's done a bedtime
>>57396927
turn it into a mosque obv
>>57396962
enjoy coldplay rorke
What sort of salary would you settle for in an entry job?
>>57396958
going to go in and buy the daily mail every morning and banter him about being a paki
>>57396962
morals don't exist
>>57396931
>/pol/ is way more credible
>>57397001
32k
>>57396987
Fancy going into partnership?
banter & banter meme banking services.
Gf is already drunk and asleep, going to play with her arse a bit i think
>>57397001
Depends on the job
looking forward to bantchester gimmicks such as posting each other pictures of are nige
>>57397024
She's really embracing the redhead image.
Can't walk about the muslim section of the cemetery without raising a few eyebrows
>>57396993
go back to /pol/ with this shite
>>57397034
sure thing lad
sounds great
>Why yes, I do believe Trump to be an ineffectual businessman when compared to my online pokemon auctions
>Any buffoon or simpleton could multiply their wealth 1000x over if they wanted
>>57397042
what if theres poo in there
no gf law in bantchester
or i will get very upset if i say someone else with a gf
might pull a raul moat lol
Need to drown in perfumes legs
>>57396908
Kyary
Perfume
Seiko Oomori
Capsule
Stereo Pony
Charisma
Crayon pop
Other kpop groups
>>57397024
D-don't look at me like that, s-stop! Sssss-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stoaaaaaaaaaugghhhGAAAUGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
>>57397042
update us
bagsy being bantchester fc striker lads
>>57397080
We'll need a militia to sort out wrong'uns like you
>>57397042
post it
going to open the clothing store in bantchester
what kind of attire do you want me to stock?
going to have a few ironic fedoras obviously
>>57396927
VICAR WITH A TUTU
>>57397024
I'm already sweating profusely
>>57397077
Like to lick a bit of poo lad it's natural
>>57397125
grey hoodies
dark blue slim jeans
white shirts with funky patterns
inner climbing socks
Deposit your memes to me or my colleague to keep them safe.
>>57397125
old worn hoodys and dad jeans
>>57397086
>Seiko Oomori
>Capsule
>Stereo Pony
>Charisma
who
>>57396767
He also would have received tens if not hundreds of millions in inheritance back in the 70s. Considering all the connections his family had then factor in things like inflation and it would be more surprising if he didn't have a few billion
>>57397125
crocs
see-through ponchos
>>57397125
a few kilts thanks
>>57397087
crypto jews
>>57397125
Sweat pants
Jeans
Plain t shirts
Jumpers
zip hoodies
>Dad, I'm gay
Wat do?
may get my cock out
>Deposit your memes to me or my colleague to keep them safe.
Just imagine it
>>57397165
plen
>>57397156
I'd like to make my first deposit please
how much interest do I get on this?
>>57397125
snotty hoodies, graphic t-shirts,shit dad jeans and autism shoes
>>57397189
>sweat pants
FOY
>>57397125
charcoal trousers
Black shoes
Purple silk tie
White shirt
>>57397190
The cartoon even looks like a faggot
*shoots you*
>>57397190
Get the fuck out of this house. You are no longer my son.
>trump you are such a great businessman. please inject your alpha male genetics into my boipucci
Anybody remember a series about a little village where they kill and eat people? I think it was supposed to be a comedy. The actors had either prosthetics or were inbred.
>>57397199
>plen
did you mean pleb?
>>57397215
In one year I could return a decent Kev shop, in two a Kev gif.
>>57397165
Capsule is Perfume's producer + Toshiko on vocals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYj0_dufXBk
>>57397252
ereya lad have some chicken
calm down and we'll have a chat alri?
>>57397275
League of Gentlemen?
Thought it was like 10
hmm
>>57397252
*snorts loads of cocaine and says hi*
>>57397275
The league of gentlemen sort of fits
>>57397076
>I don't understand economics or inflation and am impressed that a man who was handed hundreds of millions of dollars has even more money 40 years later
Shame this is a blue board lads, just know it's a particularly pleasant arse.
rorkes BTFO
*fly tips an old fridge outside the bantchester mansion*
>>57397303
>>57397323
thank you
Just got mugged by a bunch drunk chavs
>>57397276
absolute plet
be nice to pakis lads
they're the future of our country
I've got the bants
You've got the memes
Let's get lots of (You)s
Can I stand as the UKIP MP for bantchester
my proposition is to build a wall around bantchester to keep the illegals out
having a quick browse of the 'bate
>>57397296
he's wearing his watch like an utter bender
>The stalker and the woman who refused to give in
>What's it like to be stalked for a decade? One woman tells her story.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35941555
fucking BBC
Poleaboo is quite offended
Have you egged your Parliament today lads?
Hi friendos, is it true that 58% of british males will have had a homosexual encounter to some degree by the age of 25?
>>57397165
>>57397288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kclagk83blE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHRHLOiDJhQ
jealous of white lads with paki gf's desu
>>57397351
Why do people stay liked to the EDL just to make smug comments
>>57397385
its already got enough bird shit on it to not make a difference
>>57397364
not quite following you
had a nosebleed lads
>>57397379
who will be paying for this wall
lads i think bantchester should take it's fair share of refugees
their home countries are wrecked and germany and sweden just can't handle them all
What happened to Paul Gascoigne? And where's Maddie?
Lads
How will we keep the birthrates up if there are no women
>>57397441
did it stop
took some melatonin + willy is hard
>>57397190
succ
>>57397441
RIP
>>57397125
Plain blue jeans (lacoste stone island etc)
Black jackets (lyle and scott, Fred Perry etc)
Adidas trainers (sl72s, Hamburgs and the like)
Polo shirts (Fred Perry etc)
Gingham shirts (as above and victorinox ones)
Some more expensive gear like CP company and aquascutum.
No one is allowed to make this looklike a Londoner tho.
>>57397458
use poleaboo's sister
>>57397398
>>57397288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4h8m74pyC8
this is their best song imo
>>57397412
sorry
they are fairly obscure even for jpop
Seiko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qlEeVS2vMU
Charisma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffH_Mp74xh4
don't know moonrunes for stereo pony and thus which songs are good
why is your country so weird and polite
this is father ted down with this sort of thing tier
>>57397458
Did you not see my brothel proposal?
>he was taken to court and used his appearance to get closer to me again.
Didn't realise what I was doing was so cliche
>but because I was protected he wasn't allowed to cross-examine me. They brought in a barrister to speak his words.
fuck
Poleaboo could go to court but not see the Polish girls again
FUCK DE QUEEN
*waves tricolour and downs a pint*
cat killed a large bird and is running like a psycho around the house
>>57397404
Our birds poo in the loo, not on parliament. We raise our girls better than that.
>>57397457
Her parents killed her with an accidental drug overdose, dumped the body in a river then drove back and pretended she had been kidnapped
heading out to woolies now
>>57397449
*britchester residents from a mob and drive you out the village waving pitchforks and torches*
*shuts the drawbridge behind you*
>>57397442
nige wil use the money he gets from being a member of the EU parliament
>>57397475
fortunately yes
>>57397484
it's ok i made it (just)
>>57397498
Careful now
>>57397518
Cats are evil bastards
>>57397457
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3340181/Paul-Gascoigne-reveals-snorted-14-lines-cocaine-trying-chicken-fishing-rod-murderer-Raoul-Moat.html
>>57397492
Capsule sound so different album to album, it's hard to pick a favourite
>>57397441
how bad?
once had one when mumsie was out that was like a fucking tap, got it all over the fancy sitting room sofa
>>57397550
get urself checked for braincancer m8
>>57397550
Are you feeling better now?
woi oi lads!
>be British
>get BIERHOFF'D
lmoa
>Why yes, Trump may be a 'billionaire', but so would I my dear with favourable economic circumstances, hindsight and entrepreneurship.
>>57397579
hopefully going to see nakata at one of his dj nights in tokyo
should be good
>>57397498
>Using a staged photo as a representation of the protest
People were throwing eggs and rotten food on parliament and policemen during the protest m8
>>57397527
yanks are wools
ya wool
is bantchester pro or anti monarchy?
would we permit DUDE in bantchester lads?
i reckon it should be sold in the general store, with a weekly limit for each resident
>>57397581
made a mess all over my sink
lasted a couple mins
>>57397597
ok
>>57397604
yes thanks to the good folks at /brit/
Will we need janitors in Bantchester?
>>57397632
Lucky fucker. Mad jelly.
>>57397524
Why do people think this? Not saying it's wrong, I've heard it before but is there evidence suggesting this? Genuinely curious.
>>57397647
pro
literally nothing wrong with the monarchy
>>57397662
Hope it doesn't happen again
good luck lad
>>57397647
our ceremonial head would be HRH Boyle, but he wouldn't intervene in affairs much
>>57397664
yes somebody already offered to clean up after our mansion orgies
>>57397649
you're not even in this country you degen fuck
fuck off
>>57397190
Can't be my son.
>tfw no gf
>>57397647
Pro
>>57397647
we'll have our own monarchy
first dubs is crowned king (including this post)
Lads are yanks genuinely religious or do they just go through the motions? I can't imagine people actually sitting down somewhere and legit discussing the bible.
Aside from whether or not you think it's bollocks it sounds boring as fuck.
>>57397703
Hope it's part time and voluntary desu.
>>57397732
Rolling for HRH Elizardbeth of Bantchester
>>57397738
I accidentally walked into a bible discussion at uni once and they tried to get me to stay hahahahahahahaha
>>57397732
Rollin
>>57397693
thanks mate
>>57397732
King dinosaur on me socks.
>>57397738
not genuinely. being christian is like a trend here. you go to "small groups" instead of mass, in which you discuss not the bible but morals, related to the bible or not. teenage girls go so that they can put "le psalms 69:69 XDDD" in their instagram bios
>>57397498
That diagram on the right needs some explanation
>>57397776
>7776
Jheez
>>57397705
you like totally need to chill out i think u might be angry or stressed or something. serious thc deficiency is my diagnosis
>>57397732
Rerollin
Going to bed
night lads
drawn up some plans
1: norfolks mansion
2: structural weakness at base of norfolks mansion
3: hobbit hole from which i rule the peasantry with my paramour maisie
4: residential
5: rorkesheed, plc (multi faith building)
6: my lands (worked by ordinary yorkshire lads)
7: norfolks lands (worked by 1400 english roses)
8: common (perfect for yank bloodsport and pikey fetes)
9: market square (including paki stall); gallows for poleaboo
10: woodland for further yank bloodsports (and wood)
11: janny's shack
12: refugee mudhuts
>>57397822
waheyyy alri king
>>57397807
looks a lot like a girl i used to hang out with
Bantchester Republic now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFS_Q06DOPo
you've been sniffing something
you know how really good cocaine has that sparkle/shine to it?
well I jizzed on my dressed gown earlier, it's dried now and looks like that :D
>>57397822
Now you can marry your cousin's. Lucky
>>57397822
Revolution now
>>57397841
Where the fuck is the mayor's gaff?
Mayor Camp David the Right Queer Gay can't stay with his rentboy every night
>>57397868
pic
I don't think any of you are seeing the bigger picture here
>>57397889
im sure he can have one of the mansions 20 spare rooms
no voting in bantchester lads, just make decisions based on common sense
>>57397684
slave
>>57397841
very VERY impressive
![[HorribleSubs] Kuma Miko - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_08.37_[2016.04.04_23.55.50].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vvjhJk6.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kuma Miko - 01 [720p].mkv snapshot 08.37 [2016.04.04 23.55.50]")
loli
feel very anxious
>>57397907
Nah he deserves his own space
One of the men's cubicles in the pub bogs will do, so long as it has a glory hole
>>57397887
bantchester will exact revange on iceland for the cod wars and annex your annex your fishing zone
>>57397823
Would yanks get pissy with me if I told them I thought all the God stuff is a load of shit?
Might end up in NC at some point, want to gauge how nuts they are.
>>57397841
excellent post
>>57397904
its more nuanced than that lad
>>57397351
>normie "arguments"
>>57397909
We strawpoll everything pal, democracy prevails
Voting is compulsory, anyone that doesn't do their duty had 2 weeks of community service (working as the janny's assistant)
>>57397841
I like the kev banners
Will there be shops working with Nectar so I can get points? Also will Mayor Camp David the Right Queer Gay allow satellite dishes for SKY+HD?
>>57397941
I must protest
>mfw seeing the average house prices in bantchester
Poor commitment to building 250,000 houses a year.
>>57397989
It will be a benefits town but we'll actually work but not tell them
>>57397989
we will have our own propaganda tv networks that will display UKIP promotional videos 24/7
>>57397989
>Mayor Camp David the Right Queer Gay
Who?
Why haven't the English produced any good liquor?
>>57397989
The petrol station will have nectar points
>sky+HD
FOB
The pub will have sky+HD for the footie though
>>57397978
i concede. strawpoll it is
Independence for Yorkshire
might assassinate the mayor and install my own puppet
>>57397957
yes
just don't bring up religion or politics with yanks. they don't know how to have a respectful discussion without freaking the fuck out
going to need a bantchester courthouse
I can be the judge i am VERY impartial
>>57396926
6/10
>>57398068
Good luck, he's always surrounded by an entourage of big butch boys
Just bought the Bantchester bank, now have a meme vault to keep all your memes safe in.
>>57397841
>no Irish quarter
fugg. do we have to sleep outside
tally-ho chaps anybody up for a runt hunt this weekend?
>>57398084
Send poleaboo down
>>57398110
>Irish
>Ever allowed near the great Bantchester wall let alone in them
the sheikh will need a mosque
>>57398110
you can have the mud huts
>>57397825
I think he's saying that Iceland is like Mordor, Airstrip One, and Hell combined. Pretty accurate tbqh.
>>57398044
The boozer will need one of them big ones for the foreign channels for 3pm kick offs. Wanted sky+HD so I can still watch NCIS:Los Angeles and Hawaii five 0
>>57398076
Are the women as easy as people say? I always imagine yank women to be an absolute pain in the arse to get off with who make you jump through a million hoops before they let you so much as squeeze a boob.
>>57398102
HAND OVER THE FUCKING MEMES, NOW!
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
>>57398127
30 years to life for pissing in your flatmates ribena
such behaviour will NOT be tolerated in bantchester
you shall be imprisoned in bantchester tower
>>57398186
>robbing from your chums
That's just not cricket mate
>>57398171
They'll vomit when then see a cock that isn't jewed
>>57398076
Maybe in Dixie Fuck-Your-Sister land. In civilized Yankee country people can have intelligent discourse. Besides, there's no shitskins in Northern New England.
>tfw the Spurs won't win the league
EPLel confirmed for rigged
>>57398147
We're good banter tbf
>>57398161
what did we do to deserve this
>>57398205
Put him in the stocks outside the pub first
We can use his little paki head as an ashtray and urinal
>>57398186
Just called the police, give it up.
Protip: all the police are Yanks so get ready to die.
>>57398226
chelsea and man u will let leicester beat them just to piss off arsenal and tottenham
>>57398171
Our women are about as easy as yours are. Your accent might help, unless you look like Quasimodo
>>57398242
So we still have to go outside for a cig?
what will the rorkes do in bantchester lads? there'll be no pakis to moan about
>>57398239
You threw your toys out the pram when we called you terrorists earlier
We're pro monarchy anyway, we don't want you kicking up a fuss for independence
>>57398149
dunno. you're talking to a 5/10 uni student here
>>57398223
he said he is going to SC you fucking muppet
>>57398242
might put him on the cross 2bh
>>57398262
Nah mate but on a nice summers day are you really going to have a snout inside? Amer will be locked up in the beer garden
>>57398223
I would like to meet a qt southern Belle.
smoking in pubs in bantchester: a divisive issue
browsin' the 'chon
>>57398262
no but you might fancy lighting one up while having a relaxing piss in ribenas mouth
>>57398274
Doesnt matter if we're invited or not, we're gonna show up anyway, just as Americans :D
>>57398253
*takes you as hostage*
I WANT 3 BAGS OF MEMES, A HELICOPTER AND MAISIE OR I'LL BOMB THE FUCK OUT OF YOU
>>57398339
You won't get past the wall or the drawbridge you odious little toad
13: bobby station and prison on the left, royal bank of banter on the right
14: "the crispy slag" public house and inn
>>57398110
you'll sleep in the provided mudhuts in between tilling my earth and learning how to work a catapult
>>57398149
he has the east wing of rorkesheed, plc
>>57398310
Good shout.
https://twitter.com/communick/status/717041399678517248
>>57398315
And I want to fuck Mary Poppins. Those are fantasies.
>>57398339
good luck getting past the 40 foot wall we are going to build
>>57398339
Ask*
Idea for Bantchester: have public executions and quarter ribena in the square for his crimes.
>>57398365
>multi faith building
fuck off you paki fuck
>>57397351
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Islamist_terrorist_attacks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_terrorist_attacks
>>57398393
rasheed
>>57398285
And I'm telling him he shouldn't go to NC
>>57398365
Very impressive.
>>57398410
>rasheed
>wanting to execute a fellow paki rapist
>>57398360
>>57398381
Without Irish and poles who's gonna build said wall?
>>57398414
It's a job related thing so I don't really have a choice. All I really wanted to know was should I not mention politics or religion and do I have a shot at fucking some local girls.
Sounds like I should just keep my mouth shut and keep to myself desu.
>>57398339
As soon as our immigration officers get a peek at your potato passport you'll get laughed back to paddystan
>>57398432
chinese
>>57398365
Glad you got the big satellite dish on the boozer.
>>57398401
the sheikh can have the mosque half and belfast can have the church
we can all pick sides in the ensuing race war
business idea: put the ulster flag on our currency in honour of are late pishy scooter nonce
>>57398422
put your trip back on you fat little cunt
Poleaboo is currently downloading quite a range of media
>>57398404
>freedom fighter happens to be a Muslim responding to western actions abroad
>call it an Islamic terrorist attack
bantchester proposal: a news ticker around the mansion showing real time updates of commie twitter feeds
>>57398480
on the cross with you
business idea: no religion in bantchester
>>57398472
>Ulster flag on currency
No
We'll have public use Vespas instead, like boris bikes
That way lads can make a speedy getaway home when the missus is expecting them for din dins
>put your trip back on you fat little cunt
ummmmmmmmmmmm leftists hello??????????????
janny just deleted the old thread again
weird cunt
bantchester proposal: a town crier that announces current poos and wanks
going to hold the annual banter world championships in bantchester
whoever can handle the most banter wins
>>57398472
>currency
>implying this wont be a cashless commune
How else will it attract the communist Twitter slags
>>57398588
excellent proposal
>>57398448
Honestly your life won't be that different from Bongistan. Girls will be about as easy as home, and people aren't gonna shoot you for having the wrong opinion. Americans just love to argue and talk, but we're usually pretty friendly about it. Just don't act like an autist.
>>57398586
what page was it?
>>57398480
>utorrent
qbittorrent or deluge or fuck off
also
>perpetrators declare war on Christians
>not an Islamic attack
Morning lads, what's on the agenda for today
bantchester proposal: state issued gfs
can you look into this mayor camp david we would possibly need to get the girls hypnotised
>>57398648
bacon butty and a cup of twinnings
>>57398365
Please may you add a 'twinned with Grimsby/Magaluf' sign
Would I be allowed to immigrate to Bantchester? I'd build my own turf house and work the fields every day, I swear it
>>57398648
australians fucking off
im going to bed
someone keep adding to and posting my gimmick list pls x
>>57398638
>western europe
>christian
>2016
Don't like the UI of qBitorrent or Deluge
>>57398655
Interesting proposal
Where do we source these gfs
>tfw can't into bants so can't into bantchester
i feel like a paki
>>57398720
well the nearest town is scarborough but we are not too far from grimsby and I heard that grimsby girls are some of the finest slags in the land
Imagining a town full of just brit posters
Not a nice thought desu
>>57398700
utorrent is owned by the media companies lad
http://botanique.be/fr/activite/la-femme-fugu-mango-release-bon-voyage-organisation-joy-toy-130516
just bought a ticket lads
someone come with pls i don't want to fly alone
>>57398744
Special room in the mansion basement for you. Some of the patrons of my parties have interesting tastes.
>>57398753
I've always had a thing for Geordie girls
15: crucifixion point
16: comical barrel to roll poleaboo down the high street in
17: bantchester welcome sign (twinned with grimsby and magaluf)
>>57398602
we won't survive unless the strong (me and norfolk) employ the weak (you and rasheed) to work the fields and pay your taxes
>>57398720
>where do we source these gfs
we'll let the commie slags have everything for free when they visit
the irish will just have to work extra hard for the next few weeks to make up for the loss
>>57398786
are you the plonker who went to spain
>>57398772
Never had a letter from my ISP in a decade of using it
>>57398700
utorrent is a literal botnet for the MPAA
>>57398720
we have an advantageous position on the east coast for importing Scandinavian gfs via trade ship
>Work as a plasterer
>Worn my poppy all day
>Come home to my semi detached ex-council house
>My 2nd wife and her kids (1 girl 1 boy) are all inside the living room watching Britains Got Talent
>The girl is wearing a leather jacket and skinny jeans, the boy is wearing an England top and adidas joggers rolled up to show his weed socks
>Take a Carling from a magnet covered fridge
>Fill neglected dog's food bowl
>Walk past framed photos of our holiday to Majorca last year to the back garden
>All my England flags are right on the fence where I left them
>Rusted bbq and step son's motocross take up most of the garden space
>Go back to talk to my wife who is a lunchtime supervisor at the local primary school
>Tell her that instead of Labour I will vote UKIP because that nige talks a lot of sense
>She nods in agreement as she admires her newly dyed blonde hair in the Stella mirror
>Sit down on my Brighthouse armchair
>Caring in my hand that is covered in faded tattoos
>Kids ask whats for tea
>Its obviously ASDA pizza with Coke
>Serve it to them infront of the TV which has now changed to Hole in the Wall
>Wife nowhere to be seen
>Notice the local Pakistani youth has his car parked on the street outside
>Hear muffled voices from my bedroom
>Run upstairs
>Hear a Pakistani accent going "oh shit oh shit"
>Go to my sons bedroom to get his BB gun
>Burst out onto the landing heading towards he bedroom
>Open door
>Point gun in the air and scream "Get on the floor!"
>Everybody walks the dinosaur
>>57398823
no
what happened to that guy anyway
>>57398819
My Celtic genes make me stronger than most Brits. It's. O secret brits on int are mainly sissy's
>>57398901
slightly annoyed at myself i never met him 2bh, he seemed safe
>>57398915
how long would it take you to get a sustainable supply of potatoes going for the chippy?
got 700 calories left today lads what should i eat haha
>>57398819
I think you're going to need a bigger map
also please add space for my turf house
*enters the thread*
ahhh
>tfw superior yank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mRn9chmRAY&list=RD-mRn9chmRAY#t=1
>>57398915
fuck off paddy
>>57399018
Not long if you lads would stop famining me
>>57399078
battle of brisbane best day of my life
>>57398819
loving this btw
>>57399085
>believing 19th century propaganda
Howling
*farts*
>>57399039
unfortunately by the time i made the bigger map the joke would probably be dead
16: coastal port for receiving exotic gfs and spices
17: big pit in the ground full of spikes for icelandic scroungers
>>57398877
Top notch post up until >wife nowhere to be seen
Need a bf
>>57399175
whoops
stroking my small cut cock atm
Need a gf
*walks past the farm*
*sees Tim the blacksmith hammering some new shoes on his micks whilst his farmhand shears the paddy's matted hair ready for the summer heat*
>bantchester
one can dream...
>>57399211
fucking hell
>>57398877
>Everybody walks the dinosaur
Not seen one of them for a while
>>57399211
Pls no spike, I will work very hard
I get fish from the river and raise sheep on the meadows
Also I'll be the whitest bloke around
>>57399252
fantastic post
>>57399266
this should be created in minecraft iah
>>57399151
>Of major concern was the fact that U.S. military pay was considerably higher than that of the Australian military[4] and U.S. military uniforms were seen as more appealing than those of the Australians. This resulted in U.S. servicemen not only enjoying greater success in their pursuit of the few available women but also led to many Americans marrying Australian women, facts greatly resented by the Australians. In mid-1942, a reporter walking along Queen Street counted 152 local women in company with 112 uniformed Americans, while only 31 women accompanied 60 Australian soldiers. That it was thought necessary for the media to report this situation indicates the effect of the American presence.[2] (About 12,000 Australian women married American soldiers by the end of the war.[5]) "They're overpaid, oversexed, and over here" was a common phrase used by Australians around this time and is still an anecdote recognised by some in modern generations.[6]
Anime
>>57399308
would take years to construct my mansion
because I have no idea what i'd be doing
>bantchester would be 100% men and none of us would ever leave our rooms/flats
>In violent opposition to all this sphere of Jewish effort rise the schemes of the International Jews. The adherents of this sinister confederacy are mostly men reared up among the unhappy populations of countries where Jews are persecuted on account of their race. Most, if not all, of them have forsaken the faith of their forefathers, and divorced from their minds all spiritual hopes of the next world. This movement among the Jews is not new. From the days of Spartacus-Weishaupt to those of Karl Marx, and down to Trotsky (Russia), Bela Kun (Hungary), Rosa Luxembourg (Germany), and Emma Goldman (United States), this world-wide conspiracy for the overthrow of civilization and for the reconstitution of society on the basis of arrested development, of envious malevolence, and impossible equality, has been steadily growing. It played, as a modern writer, Mrs. Webster, has so ably shown, a definitely recognizable part in the tragedy of the French Revolution. It has been the mainspring of every subversive movement during the Nineteenth Century; and now at last this band of extraordinary personalities from the underworld of the great cities of Europe and America have gripped the Russian people by the hair of their heads and have become practically the undisputed masters of that enormous empire.
t. Winston Churchill
to revise:
18: coastal port where GoT actresses and worcestershire sauce are traded for exotic gfs and spices
19: pit of spikes (poleaboo's residence)
20: bjorksson's riverside hut
ahhh
*cracks my back*
thats better, now time to get down to business
*continues to work on my major paper*
>>57399339
I see no problem with this
Man chest hair lol
we'll have to be careful when Maisie comes to visit or Bjorksson might try and harpoon her
>>57399355
Thanks man
Finally I can fulfill my dream of a quiet counrty life herding sheep
And going to town to slaughter pakis on the weekends
One thing ive never understood about people saying mass immigration/the refugee crisis is caused by jews is that muslims really dont like jews? what would they gain from it?
>>57399408
delete this
she is safe in my hobbit hole having a lusty affair with me
>>57399423
jews want muslims as far away from them as possible
>>57399400
Chest hair is fucking sexy on a guy for me.
t. gaylad
>>57399417
>herding sheep
Oh no Bjorksson, you have to earn your keep. It's straight to the pier with you, catching some fishies for the fish&chip Fridays at the Crispy Slag
>>57399423
>expecting 'its the joos' conspiritards to make sense
>>57399454
There are just as many jews living in the EU + america as there are in israel though
%
>>57399477
Epic Fridays in the Crispy slag. World class
>>57399477
Of course lad, but in my spare time I can herd sheep
The welsh pay good money for Icelandic sheep dontcha know
>>57399454
they expanded into muslim areas where the muslims still live and continue to live
starting a petition to ban anime from bantchester
anybody found in possession will be put on the cross
opening my 4th eye to gear factors of safety haha
>abnormies that use twitter
WHY
howling at the idea of poleaboo sleeping in a big hole amongst all these massive spikes and having to climb out of the pit every morning to go clamp himself into the stocks in the main square and be pelted with rotten produce by my islamic warriors
im a bit of a genius desu
>>57399572
good shout
anime possession is a one way ticket to crucifixion point
The church is gonna be church of scotland right lads?
Have such a problem appearing genuine. I literally don't give a shit about other people.
>>57399585
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>>57399271
you're under the thumb
>>57399620
all me
>>57399545
I'll need some for the welsh themed party room so you'll do a roaring trade i'm sure
thanks for the (You)s, swine
>>57399624
this is me too
>>57399611
fr belfast is a militant catholic
>>57399423
The Jew uses every possible means to undermine the racial foundations of a subjugated people. In his systematic efforts to ruin girls and women he strives to break down the last barriers of discrimination between him and other peoples. The Jews were responsible for bringing negroes into the Rhineland, with the ultimate idea of bastardizing the white race which they hate and thus lowering its cultural and political level so that the Jew might dominate. For as long as a people remain racially pure and are conscious of the treasure of their blood, they can never be overcome by the Jew. Never in this world can the Jew become master of any people except a bastardized people. That is why the Jew systematically endeavours to lower the racial quality of a people by permanently adulterating the blood of the individuals who make up that people.
>>57399521
They want those jews in Israel, did you see Bibi shilling for French jews to move to Israel after that attack on a jewish supermarket last year?
>>57399628
>Welsh themed party room
Smack + sheep?
@57399620
>28 (You)s
tyvm
>>57399664
yes
can't believe i missed most of this bantchester business
>>57399657
thinking of becoming a jew desu
seems pretty solid, controlling people and that
>>57399683
all me
feeling resplendent today
>>57399651
is he going to plant a car bomb in bantchester
>>57399683
only this and the previous thread desu. bucks is taking the cake with drawing it though
>>57399658
So now the conspiracy is that its only jews in israel that are part of the conspiracy?
>>57399703
friday prayers at the mosque are going to be a BLAST
Any of you lads overcome body acne? Had it since I was 13 on my chest, shoulders back and upper arms. Been on benzoyl peroxide for ages. Any tips that have helped you rid of this curse? Or at least helped you reduce the damage.
wew
should probably stop being a fat cunt sometime soon
>>57399702
get well soon
>>57399703
Might tarmac our drives too.
sorry for any trouble caused, all immigration applications to bantchester from NI have been declined
>>57399722
"The jews" refers to globalist, rich jews (who are actually usually atheists) like George Soros et al, not some Orthodox Jew baker in Isreal or New York.
>>57399746
big boy
>>57399703
He going to plant a scooter bomb in ulster's vespa
>>57399767
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>>57399767
new
>>57399766
4 u
i'm not even that fat really
just started to get a slight belly
>>57399423
Basically subversion of western civilisation because racially homogeneous non-cuck societies are the biggest danger to the Jew's plan of eternal subversion and domination.
>>57399746
I thought I was a really healthy weight for a while then I had my weight done at the doctors and realised my scales were under by 1 and a half stone haha
>>57399620
Dunno what that means
>>57399628
I'll be making so much dosh
I´ll have the biggest turf hut in all of Bantchester
>>57399764
Yeah but why would the rich jews living in the west want loads of muslims who hate them to move to the west?
>>57399832
see >>57399802 and >>57399657
>page 7
going to have pottage
hmm
janny is NOT welcome in bantchester
>janny might be among us in bantchester and we'd never know
not a huge of the janny lads
>over 400 posts
>page 7
>>57400053
law idea: require proof of income to live in bantchester
hope they accept my application so i can do my nut in like him desu
>>57400053
Atleast the trees will be well manicured with all the pruning they do.
>>57400053
I am the official border control
would smell the hotpockets a mile off and alert the guards to his presence
>>57400083
would be a ghost town
