bantchester edition
BRITAIN AWAKEN
*opens third eye*
stop responding to ribena
watch anime
listen to grime
ah yes impressive
crayon pop
house prices
commie twitter girls
refugees
FOY
nonce
desu
runts
UKIP
russell howard leaping from a bush
lefites??????????
cara
babymetal
isa
fuck off billionaire
big dave
jizzed
k stew
kev
brit bf
our nige
bit cold out
kyary
stannis
group poo at 2
business idea
bantchester
>>57396811
You can see my pub from there
milliband
>>57396811
I'll be laughing all the way to the gallows. She'll bring you nothing but misery and squalor, mark my words
don't like that B road running through our village 2bh going to have to get rid if it
maisie
Lads what's the score on Freddo subsidies? We could knock them back down to 10p a pop in Mr Patels with the money raised from the Gayon Poop concert
Perfumes legs
roobags
>>57396641
what's the lineup?
Business idea: pump massive amounts of funding into science and research to make Bantchester the leading producer of real waifus
Also
Asuka
>girls literally put boys' willies in their mouths and take sperm in their fannies
and people take these creatures seriously?
the mansion looks like it needs a bit of tidying up desu
listen to grime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ8wS0QCna8
>third eye is full of crust
> ah yes very impressive
Rate my brit memes
looks like a church far left
anybody want to be vicar or should we turn it into a strip club?
>trump is a poor businessman
>look at this analysis from buzzfeed
Who will run the corner shop?
Is dormers here?
>>57396917
I'll hire some of you lot to clear the land so it can be used for the mass executions of dissident Josieites
I want to live in a tiny village on the english countryside
Did we discuss this already?
>>57396932
ribena
stopped listening to dindu music lads, realised how degenerate it all is
>>57396917
looks fine to me
it's at one with nature
As official mememaster of bantchester, I ask you to deposit your memes with me to keep them safe from meme thieves.
Offering 2% interest in meme value per annum.
>>57396927
nah, church of english is great
>>57396916
Girls are utterly vapid, vile, wretched creatures
>>57396917
Lick of paint is all it needs, Janny will do it
>>57396932
Rasheed
this place better have iced coffee
very poor with girls, scared of them infact but have a very close relationship with my mother
>>57396877
Probably sex tourism in Nigeria
>>57396966
*steals your identity*
>>57396927
>>57396946
No he's done a bedtime
>>57396927
turn it into a mosque obv
>>57396962
enjoy coldplay rorke
What sort of salary would you settle for in an entry job?
>>57396958
going to go in and buy the daily mail every morning and banter him about being a paki
>>57396962
morals don't exist
>>57396931
>/pol/ is way more credible
>>57397001
32k
>>57396987
Fancy going into partnership?
banter & banter meme banking services.
Gf is already drunk and asleep, going to play with her arse a bit i think
>>57397001
Depends on the job
looking forward to bantchester gimmicks such as posting each other pictures of are nige
>>57397024
She's really embracing the redhead image.
Can't walk about the muslim section of the cemetery without raising a few eyebrows
>>57396993
go back to /pol/ with this shite
>>57397034
sure thing lad
sounds great
>Why yes, I do believe Trump to be an ineffectual businessman when compared to my online pokemon auctions
>Any buffoon or simpleton could multiply their wealth 1000x over if they wanted
>>57397042
what if theres poo in there
no gf law in bantchester
or i will get very upset if i say someone else with a gf
might pull a raul moat lol
Need to drown in perfumes legs
>>57396908
Kyary
Perfume
Seiko Oomori
Capsule
Stereo Pony
Charisma
Crayon pop
Other kpop groups
>>57397072
>>57397024
D-don't look at me like that, s-stop! Sssss-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stoaaaaaaaaaugghhhGAAAUGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
>>57397042
update us
bagsy being bantchester fc striker lads
>>57397080
We'll need a militia to sort out wrong'uns like you
>>57397042
post it
going to open the clothing store in bantchester
what kind of attire do you want me to stock?
going to have a few ironic fedoras obviously
>>57396927
VICAR WITH A TUTU
>>57397024
I'm already sweating profusely
>>57397077
Like to lick a bit of poo lad it's natural
>>57397125
grey hoodies
dark blue slim jeans
white shirts with funky patterns
inner climbing socks
Deposit your memes to me or my colleague to keep them safe.
>>57397125
old worn hoodys and dad jeans
>>57397086
>Seiko Oomori
>Capsule
>Stereo Pony
>Charisma
who
>>57396767
He also would have received tens if not hundreds of millions in inheritance back in the 70s. Considering all the connections his family had then factor in things like inflation and it would be more surprising if he didn't have a few billion
>>57397125
crocs
see-through ponchos
>>57397125
a few kilts thanks
>>57397087
crypto jews
>>57397125
Sweat pants
Jeans
Plain t shirts
Jumpers
zip hoodies
>Dad, I'm gay
Wat do?
may get my cock out
>Deposit your memes to me or my colleague to keep them safe.
Just imagine it
>>57397165
plen
>>57397156
I'd like to make my first deposit please
how much interest do I get on this?
>>57397125
snotty hoodies, graphic t-shirts,shit dad jeans and autism shoes
>>57397189
>sweat pants
FOY
>>57397125
charcoal trousers
Black shoes
Purple silk tie
White shirt
>>57397190
The cartoon even looks like a faggot
*shoots you*
>>57397190
Get the fuck out of this house. You are no longer my son.
>trump you are such a great businessman. please inject your alpha male genetics into my boipucci
Anybody remember a series about a little village where they kill and eat people? I think it was supposed to be a comedy. The actors had either prosthetics or were inbred.
>>57397199
>plen
did you mean pleb?
>>57397215
In one year I could return a decent Kev shop, in two a Kev gif.
>>57397165
Capsule is Perfume's producer + Toshiko on vocals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYj0_dufXBk
>>57397252
ereya lad have some chicken
calm down and we'll have a chat alri?
>>57397275
League of Gentlemen?
Thought it was like 10
hmm
>>57397252
*snorts loads of cocaine and says hi*
>>57397275
The league of gentlemen sort of fits
>>57397076
>I don't understand economics or inflation and am impressed that a man who was handed hundreds of millions of dollars has even more money 40 years later
Shame this is a blue board lads, just know it's a particularly pleasant arse.
rorkes BTFO
*fly tips an old fridge outside the bantchester mansion*
>>57397303
>>57397323
thank you
Just got mugged by a bunch drunk chavs
>>57397276
absolute plet
be nice to pakis lads
they're the future of our country
I've got the bants
You've got the memes
Let's get lots of (You)s
Can I stand as the UKIP MP for bantchester
my proposition is to build a wall around bantchester to keep the illegals out
having a quick browse of the 'bate
>>57397296
he's wearing his watch like an utter bender
>The stalker and the woman who refused to give in
>What's it like to be stalked for a decade? One woman tells her story.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35941555
fucking BBC
Poleaboo is quite offended
Have you egged your Parliament today lads?
Hi friendos, is it true that 58% of british males will have had a homosexual encounter to some degree by the age of 25?
>>57397165
>>57397288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kclagk83blE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHRHLOiDJhQ
jealous of white lads with paki gf's desu
>>57397351
Why do people stay liked to the EDL just to make smug comments
>>57397385
its already got enough bird shit on it to not make a difference
>>57397364
not quite following you
had a nosebleed lads
>>57397379
who will be paying for this wall
lads i think bantchester should take it's fair share of refugees
their home countries are wrecked and germany and sweden just can't handle them all
What happened to Paul Gascoigne? And where's Maddie?
Lads
How will we keep the birthrates up if there are no women
>>57397441
did it stop
took some melatonin + willy is hard
>>57397190
succ
>>57397441
RIP
>>57397125
Plain blue jeans (lacoste stone island etc)
Black jackets (lyle and scott, Fred Perry etc)
Adidas trainers (sl72s, Hamburgs and the like)
Polo shirts (Fred Perry etc)
Gingham shirts (as above and victorinox ones)
Some more expensive gear like CP company and aquascutum.
No one is allowed to make this looklike a Londoner tho.
>>57397458
use poleaboo's sister
>>57397398
>>57397288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4h8m74pyC8
this is their best song imo
>>57397412
sorry
they are fairly obscure even for jpop
Seiko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qlEeVS2vMU
Charisma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffH_Mp74xh4
don't know moonrunes for stereo pony and thus which songs are good
why is your country so weird and polite
this is father ted down with this sort of thing tier
>>57397458
Did you not see my brothel proposal?
>he was taken to court and used his appearance to get closer to me again.
Didn't realise what I was doing was so cliche
>but because I was protected he wasn't allowed to cross-examine me. They brought in a barrister to speak his words.
fuck
Poleaboo could go to court but not see the Polish girls again
FUCK DE QUEEN
*waves tricolour and downs a pint*
cat killed a large bird and is running like a psycho around the house
>>57397404
Our birds poo in the loo, not on parliament. We raise our girls better than that.
>>57397457
Her parents killed her with an accidental drug overdose, dumped the body in a river then drove back and pretended she had been kidnapped
heading out to woolies now
>>57397449
*britchester residents from a mob and drive you out the village waving pitchforks and torches*
*shuts the drawbridge behind you*
>>57397442
nige wil use the money he gets from being a member of the EU parliament
>>57397475
fortunately yes
>>57397484
it's ok i made it (just)
>>57397498
Careful now
>>57397518
Cats are evil bastards
>>57397457
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3340181/Paul-Gascoigne-reveals-snorted-14-lines-cocaine-trying-chicken-fishing-rod-murderer-Raoul-Moat.html
>>57397492
Capsule sound so different album to album, it's hard to pick a favourite
>>57397441
how bad?
once had one when mumsie was out that was like a fucking tap, got it all over the fancy sitting room sofa
>>57397550
get urself checked for braincancer m8
>>57397550
Are you feeling better now?
woi oi lads!
>be British
>get BIERHOFF'D
lmoa
>Why yes, Trump may be a 'billionaire', but so would I my dear with favourable economic circumstances, hindsight and entrepreneurship.
>>57397579
hopefully going to see nakata at one of his dj nights in tokyo
should be good
>>57397498
>Using a staged photo as a representation of the protest
People were throwing eggs and rotten food on parliament and policemen during the protest m8
>>57397527
yanks are wools
ya wool
is bantchester pro or anti monarchy?
would we permit DUDE in bantchester lads?
i reckon it should be sold in the general store, with a weekly limit for each resident
>>57397581
made a mess all over my sink
lasted a couple mins
>>57397597
ok
>>57397604
yes thanks to the good folks at /brit/
Will we need janitors in Bantchester?
>>57397632
Lucky fucker. Mad jelly.
>>57397524
Why do people think this? Not saying it's wrong, I've heard it before but is there evidence suggesting this? Genuinely curious.
>>57397647
pro
literally nothing wrong with the monarchy
>>57397662
Hope it doesn't happen again
good luck lad
>>57397647
our ceremonial head would be HRH Boyle, but he wouldn't intervene in affairs much
>>57397664
yes somebody already offered to clean up after our mansion orgies
>>57397649
you're not even in this country you degen fuck
fuck off
>>57397190
Can't be my son.
>tfw no gf
>>57397647
Pro
>>57397647
we'll have our own monarchy
first dubs is crowned king (including this post)
Lads are yanks genuinely religious or do they just go through the motions? I can't imagine people actually sitting down somewhere and legit discussing the bible.
Aside from whether or not you think it's bollocks it sounds boring as fuck.
>>57397703
Hope it's part time and voluntary desu.
>>57397732
Rolling for HRH Elizardbeth of Bantchester
>>57397738
I accidentally walked into a bible discussion at uni once and they tried to get me to stay hahahahahahahaha
>>57397732
Rollin
>>57397693
thanks mate
>>57397732
King dinosaur on me socks.
>>57397738
not genuinely. being christian is like a trend here. you go to "small groups" instead of mass, in which you discuss not the bible but morals, related to the bible or not. teenage girls go so that they can put "le psalms 69:69 XDDD" in their instagram bios
>>57397498
That diagram on the right needs some explanation
>>57397776
>7776
Jheez
>>57397705
you like totally need to chill out i think u might be angry or stressed or something. serious thc deficiency is my diagnosis
>>57397732
Rerollin
Going to bed
night lads
drawn up some plans
1: norfolks mansion
2: structural weakness at base of norfolks mansion
3: hobbit hole from which i rule the peasantry with my paramour maisie
4: residential
5: rorkesheed, plc (multi faith building)
6: my lands (worked by ordinary yorkshire lads)
7: norfolks lands (worked by 1400 english roses)
8: common (perfect for yank bloodsport and pikey fetes)
9: market square (including paki stall); gallows for poleaboo
10: woodland for further yank bloodsports (and wood)
11: janny's shack
12: refugee mudhuts
>>57397822
waheyyy alri king
>>57397807
looks a lot like a girl i used to hang out with
Bantchester Republic now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFS_Q06DOPo
you've been sniffing something
you know how really good cocaine has that sparkle/shine to it?
well I jizzed on my dressed gown earlier, it's dried now and looks like that :D
>>57397822
Now you can marry your cousin's. Lucky
>>57397822
Revolution now
>>57397841
Where the fuck is the mayor's gaff?
Mayor Camp David the Right Queer Gay can't stay with his rentboy every night
>>57397868
pic
I don't think any of you are seeing the bigger picture here
>>57397889
im sure he can have one of the mansions 20 spare rooms
no voting in bantchester lads, just make decisions based on common sense
>>57397684
slave
>>57397841
very VERY impressive
![[HorribleSubs] Kuma Miko - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_08.37_[2016.04.04_23.55.50].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vvjhJk6.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kuma Miko - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_08.37_[2016.04.04_23.55.50].jpg")
loli
feel very anxious
>>57397907
Nah he deserves his own space
One of the men's cubicles in the pub bogs will do, so long as it has a glory hole
>>57397887
bantchester will exact revange on iceland for the cod wars and annex your annex your fishing zone
>>57397823
Would yanks get pissy with me if I told them I thought all the God stuff is a load of shit?
Might end up in NC at some point, want to gauge how nuts they are.
>>57397841
excellent post
>>57397904
its more nuanced than that lad
>>57397351
>normie "arguments"
>>57397909
We strawpoll everything pal, democracy prevails
Voting is compulsory, anyone that doesn't do their duty had 2 weeks of community service (working as the janny's assistant)
>>57397841
I like the kev banners
Will there be shops working with Nectar so I can get points? Also will Mayor Camp David the Right Queer Gay allow satellite dishes for SKY+HD?
>>57397941
I must protest
>mfw seeing the average house prices in bantchester
Poor commitment to building 250,000 houses a year.
>>57397989
It will be a benefits town but we'll actually work but not tell them
>>57397989
we will have our own propaganda tv networks that will display UKIP promotional videos 24/7
>>57397989
>Mayor Camp David the Right Queer Gay
Who?
Why haven't the English produced any good liquor?
>>57397989
The petrol station will have nectar points
>sky+HD
FOB
The pub will have sky+HD for the footie though
>>57397978
i concede. strawpoll it is
Independence for Yorkshire
might assassinate the mayor and install my own puppet
>>57397957
yes
just don't bring up religion or politics with yanks. they don't know how to have a respectful discussion without freaking the fuck out
going to need a bantchester courthouse
I can be the judge i am VERY impartial
>>57396926
6/10
>>57398068
Good luck, he's always surrounded by an entourage of big butch boys
Just bought the Bantchester bank, now have a meme vault to keep all your memes safe in.
>>57397841
>no Irish quarter
fugg. do we have to sleep outside
tally-ho chaps anybody up for a runt hunt this weekend?
>>57398084
Send poleaboo down
>>57398110
>Irish
>Ever allowed near the great Bantchester wall let alone in them
the sheikh will need a mosque
>>57398110
you can have the mud huts
>>57397825
I think he's saying that Iceland is like Mordor, Airstrip One, and Hell combined. Pretty accurate tbqh.
>>57398044
The boozer will need one of them big ones for the foreign channels for 3pm kick offs. Wanted sky+HD so I can still watch NCIS:Los Angeles and Hawaii five 0
>>57398076
Are the women as easy as people say? I always imagine yank women to be an absolute pain in the arse to get off with who make you jump through a million hoops before they let you so much as squeeze a boob.
>>57398102
HAND OVER THE FUCKING MEMES, NOW!
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
>>57398127
30 years to life for pissing in your flatmates ribena
such behaviour will NOT be tolerated in bantchester
you shall be imprisoned in bantchester tower
>>57398186
>robbing from your chums
That's just not cricket mate
>>57398171
They'll vomit when then see a cock that isn't jewed
>>57398076
Maybe in Dixie Fuck-Your-Sister land. In civilized Yankee country people can have intelligent discourse. Besides, there's no shitskins in Northern New England.
>tfw the Spurs won't win the league
EPLel confirmed for rigged
>>57398147
We're good banter tbf
>>57398161
what did we do to deserve this
>>57398205
Put him in the stocks outside the pub first
We can use his little paki head as an ashtray and urinal
>>57398186
Just called the police, give it up.
Protip: all the police are Yanks so get ready to die.
>>57398226
chelsea and man u will let leicester beat them just to piss off arsenal and tottenham
>>57398171
Our women are about as easy as yours are. Your accent might help, unless you look like Quasimodo
>>57398242
So we still have to go outside for a cig?
what will the rorkes do in bantchester lads? there'll be no pakis to moan about
>>57398239
You threw your toys out the pram when we called you terrorists earlier
We're pro monarchy anyway, we don't want you kicking up a fuss for independence
>>57398149
dunno. you're talking to a 5/10 uni student here
>>57398223
he said he is going to SC you fucking muppet
>>57398242
might put him on the cross 2bh
>>57398262
Nah mate but on a nice summers day are you really going to have a snout inside? Amer will be locked up in the beer garden
>>57398223
I would like to meet a qt southern Belle.
smoking in pubs in bantchester: a divisive issue
