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>Be me a portuguese guy in Norway >I notice 2 norwegia
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>Be me a portuguese guy in Norway
>I notice 2 norwegian ladies are getting groped by a group of muslims while their boyfriends are watching
>I pick my rosary necklace and put it over my t-shirt
>I say:How about you step the fuck back from the ladies?''
>They look at me,and angrily charge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They grab their guns
>They point them at me
>I pick my Carracks black sword
>They shoot at my knee
>I fall on my knees
>Church bells start ringing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLKzg4widGg
>I stand tall
>I say:''Deus Vult''
>I charge at them
>They keep shooting
>I slice them all,however,I get heavily injured and start losing blood at a fast rate
>A group of woman grab my hand and ask:''What's your name,and where do you come from,brave hero?''
>I say:''My name is João,and I come from Portugal,the modest Lusitanian and Suebi western land,in my blood runs Suebi and Lusitanian people's heritage,my pride and honour.
>They ask:''What do you want to be known for?''
>I say:''Protecting the weak,serving my faithful catholic religion''
>They answer:''You shall die as a hero and rise as a saint.May your act of heroism motivate others as it did to us.''
>I think about what I've been through all my life,the people I've met,the comrades and friends I've lost,was it all worth it?Was my sacrifice even worth anything?Europe's future is inevitable...
>I look at the sky and say:''This is good,isn't it, mother?''
>Tears start rolling down my cheeks as I say my last words:
ESTA É A DITOSA PÁTRIA MINHA AMADA
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>>57392695

>protecting women from an atheist country
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we should do catholic crusade to northern europe and purge the kebab scum
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>>57392695
>protecting barbarian woman
never do it again, Alberto
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>>57392695

FUCKEN
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>>57392804
I had sex with them after my ressurection my dear friends
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Bravo Portugal.
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>>57392695
DEUS VULT MI AMIGO

Never forget good old crusade times
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Did this really happen?
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>did this really happen
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>>57392695
>Wasting a patrician life to protect barbarian from other barbarians
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>>57393521
>having sex with lower lifes such as barbarian
>race-mixng with barbarians
Wew lad
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>>57392695
Mate are you from valongo too?
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>>57393942
It's not the story that's fiction, it's you.
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>I completely destroy them
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>>57396084
no,i'm from the norte and Porto district aswell...
It just one of the only videos of portuguese church's bells
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Bravo Alberto
If only the other shitskins were like you
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>>57392695
did an immigrant in norway laugh at you for being portugeese
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