best girl edition
last : >>57373807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hdY4rB5DBk
english subs
Worth a listen for some shocking revelations
>>57381254
VLAD TEPES DID NOTHING WRONG
is my router on
why is grease so corrupt ???
>vlad is not an orthodox martyr
cucked desu
>>57381518
>mahomet
>>57381575
Why do you have a picture of Coca Cola named Amdi Bajram?
>>57381370
>TFW you will never go whoring with the greatest NEET poet of our time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL1haUkH_M4
>>57381482
what is this map meant to signify
>>57381567
LONG LIVE CONSTANTINOPLE
>>57381653
panama files
So what is your favorite Seinfeld episode cucks?
Mine is the one when Kramer starts acting in a Woody Allen film and Costanza tries to be a parking lot guy.
ENOUGH OF THIS IMAGE
THIS IS PROBABLY THE 100TH TIME THE SAME IMAGE ON OP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57381650
why do romanians speaking engrish sound so bad?
>>57381747
>unironically watching kikes:the show
kys cuck
>>57381754
>>57381719
more proofs that there is no corruption in bulgaria. boyko was right.
>>57381772
Because of deep emphasis of different accents. Germanic's sound better speaking English (especially Nordics)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKd6RpX4vmE
>>57381935
I don't like Italian songs sorry
>>57381653
countries that fuggd ur mum LOOOLOLOLOL
Dubs and i become rich
>>57382183
dubs and you stay poor
>>57381887
no, grey cunts are just dealing with the competition
also check em
>>57382060
>You will never live as a simple Romanian Shepherd in the freedom the Carpathian wilderness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HICicvNUbUo
kill me now senpai
>>57382183
dubs and you and every single one of you pathetic mainland greek sacks of shit go back to where you belong, shqipteria
and let us re-breed the greek mainland with our pure corfiote hellenic blood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VxOwSNvXTA
>>57382282
now a days is the best time to be romanian desu
>1 Gbps internet speed for 12 euros/month
>>57382221
Dubs and i become aristocracy
someone has the copypaste of
VULGARIA NA TRI MORETA
VSICKA E
>>57382341
This. I would move to Bucharest if I had 2 lifetimes.
>>57382419
I'd pick something like Bran or Cluj-Napoca desu
>>57382411
BALGARIYA NA TRI MORETA
VECHNA E TYA NA TRI MORETA BALGARIYA NAD VSICHKO I VSICHKI
HILYADA I TRISTA GODINI SLAVA I CHEST
1300 GODINI VELICHIE
B
A
L
G
A
R
MOYA STRANA MOYA BALGARIYA MOYA LYUBOV MOYA BALGARIYA
MOYA TAGA MOYA BALGARIYA PRI TEB ME VRASHTA VECHNO LYUBOVTA
1
3
0
0
GODINI
POKLON KAM MAYKA BALGARIYA I NEYNITE CHEDA NIY SHTE ZHIVEEM VOVEKI
TRI MORETA
EDIN BALGARIN STRUVA 100 NEBALGARI
KLETA MAYKA BALGARIYA SKORO SHTE SE VAZRODISH NEKA VSICHKI KOITO TE MRAZYAT V ADA DA GORYAT
DOYTE VREME DA SI VARNEM ZEMYATA
ZA VSEKI ZAGINAL BALGARIN 10 PRERYAZANI GRATSKI TURSKI SRABSKI I RUMANSKI GARLA SHTE IMA
SA
NAMI
BOGA
SLAVA NA BALGARIYA
SMART NA VRAGA
TRIMORETA
1300 GODINI MOGASHTESTVO
1300 GODINI HRABROST I DOBLEST
NEKA SAS SHTIK RAZDEREM PLATTA DUSHMANSKA, NEKA BOG DA VODI MECHA S KOYTO SHTE POSECHEM NEBALGARITE
DA BADE SMART
BEZMILOSTNO SHTE NASMETEM MILIONITE HLEBARKI PAPLESHTI PO BALKANITE
BALGARIYA
E
VELIKA
P
O
K
L
O
N
NARODE MOY
MIZIYA
TRAKIYA
MAKEDONIYA
SVESHTENNA BALGARSKA ZEMYA
BOG NI RAKOVODI, SHTE OSVOBODIM SVOITE BRATYA V SARBIYA MAKEDONIYA GARTSIYA TURTSIYA RUMANIYA UKRAINA I MOLDOVA I SHTE POGUBIM NEBALGARITE OSMELI SE DA ZASTANAT NA PATYA NI
Got your back фaм
>Tfw getting angry and start shouting when no dubs
>Family worries about me
WHERE ARE YOU GOD
GIVE ME DUBS OR GIVE ME DEATH
>>57382449
>>57382419
id pick Brasov shit looks 1st world
i dont really like how romanian sounds though personally
>>57382518
rolling for fetabro
>>57382529
what the fuck why did I write the fucking castle lmao. I wanted to say Brasov domnule
fuck this shit,i quit
>>57382529
>i dont really like how romanian sounds though personally
Like so lad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqPvqBH4zRA
>>57382282
ive gotta say i like this desu
>>57382452
cringe
>>57382580
dubs and you continue until you die
>>57382580
is it true that you guys eat your nose boogers?
>>57382620
>desu
what the nigger kuntshit is this word!?
>>57382518
like these ?
what's up with the foreign flags in /balk/? fuck off you hobbos
>>57382616
yeah i dont rly like latin sounding languages personally, slav ones are best sounding imo
>>57382529
>>57382449
go for iasi lad
boring looking, boring feeling city
>paying for 300mpbs fiber - constant disconnects and pic related
at least it's quiet and there aren't many gypsies around
>>57382732
that's racist anon. this is a multicultural general.
>>57382762
I don't give a shit about the internet I'm already with 100 MPB/s here paying only 5 euros, I download with like 8.5-10 MB/s, I don't need anything more. Makos can suck it
>>57382732
DUDE ITS 2016
>>57382843
thats nice, what city are you in?
>>57382843
>Makos can suck it
Rude post anon
>>57382786
>multiculturalism in /balk/
literally impossible, and it's better that way
now kindly leave before we go full balkan and beat&rape you off the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eQSupsLHB0
>>57382762
Change provider son Christ. I pay 5 euros for this shit and its not even this bad
>>57382762
I have absolutely no disconnection problems and I also live in Iasi
>>57382858
Dobrich, you can call me a selyak, poor, turk, whatever, the town satisfies me in almost every way
>>57382879
come to kavos and say that to my face
REEEEEEE
>>57382697
>>57382885
sa ma fut....
maybe the isp flagged me for my traffic or some shit
who /pee in pants/ masterrace here?
>>57382950
I'm on my way
>>57382885
Out of my way, pleb.
Daily reminder that Your Effendi will bring balance, peace and democracy to /balk/ under his rule.
>>57382946
i dont know much about BG cities and which cities are selyak etc тbh
looks comfy tho
>>57383011
Solid legs, would fuck.
>>57383059
by sofia logic everything outside sofia is selyaci, it's a meem
>>57382959
ok, fine, take her as dubs reparations, sorry
>>57383015
You know its funny when with 300 mb/s you can even get in to the top 99% of trafic lel
>>57383117
you're still centralized but not nearly as much as us, for example here 80% of us are from skopje, the bulgarians are all over the place, only 2-3 sofianci i think
>>57383124
>>57383129
I could've had 1gb if I dropped a couple more shekels.
>>57383029
t. cuckold
>>57382932
pic related
>>57383117
this, тbh
the meme is real, tho, because Sofia is a magnet for the worst selyaci from the whole country, therefore it's filled with selyaks (me and my family including)
t.1st edition sofiafag
btw, that's good for the rest of the cities in a way, because we take your scum, so pay reparations, selyaks
if dubs effendi is a cuck
if trips he cucc me
>>57383255
don't listen to him, you will have a nice week >>57383255
>>57383182
1/4 of your pop lives there, here only 1/7 in sofia
>>57383255
>>57383248
should i draw few Efendi memes?
>>57383303
yes thats pretty good, centralization is bad
>tfw no cottage in veliko tarnovo
Guys I posted this on /ita/ but they're big meanies and huge nerds so nobody knew the answer. If I almost pass out from a work out what should I eat afterwards? I measured my blood pressure and it's pretty low.
>>57383339
absolutely
how would you translate "selyak" anyway ?
is it the same as batka or bydlo ?
>>57383387
selyak = villager
>>57383387
literally "peasant"
people from province, villages usually
>>57383303
similar ratio with london desu. bulgaria seems to have much more urban flight tho, ghost villages and the like.
>>57383387
a guy with villager mentallity
Anyone has the sashko&skondran sex drawings?
>Bassarabia is on the cross eternal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1cULwOYyZU
>>57383384
expect cheap ones like this
>>57383433
the rule of thumb is the more developed the more urbanized
>>57381254
who dis
>>57383463
>Women soldiers
Delete this.
Cucks be serious for a second and rate my sentence for impressing girls.
>Hey cutie, what is the smell of your room?
>randomanswer. Your Effendi?
*Looks at the antennas on the highest building around in a mysterious way
>Loneliness.
>>57383519
GERY NIKOL
she is a talented bulgarian singer
>>57383382
>If I almost pass out from a work out what should I eat afterwards? I measured my blood pressure and it's pretty low.
electrolytes, salt and similar shit
just don't kill yourself working out, will you
>>57383382
Bananas and nutella, skinnyfat?
>>57383519
gery nikol
idk what they see in her though, so average
>>57383204
>Institutul national
de?
>>57383463
Wtf I love romanian now
Also singles and I will find true love.
>>57383531
>what's the smell of your room
>jizz
>>57383519
geri nikol
famous Macedonian singer
>>57383561
>talented
ahaha good one m8
even vid related is better at singing than her imo (trigger warning for bulgarians that hate slavi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSnCsizBUFI
>>57383531
i wonder when you will strangely disappear from here, only to appear on some /r9k/ screencap, Efendi...
>>57383519
Gerka Nikolovska famous macedonian singer from the macedonian revival period.
>>57383443
the ones i made last year? I lost them
if archive.moe was still up I'd fetch them from there
I feel like I'm the only one who legit misses shkodran
shame he got a girl pregnant and was forced to marry her
>>57383590
puleala :^)
>>57383565
No I just forgot to eat today
>>57383629
>/r9k/
Never posting here t b h. I hate the place. Full of beta cucks and white knights.
>>57383661
fuck faм how do you forget to eat???
>>57383561
thanks
>>57383566
thanks
>>57383616
thanks
>>57383637
see above
>>57383661
>not eating and lifting
nice one
I-i thought effendi was a white man
>>57383639
>shame he got a girl pregnant and was forced to marry her
full story now
>>57383661
literally dysfunctional
>>57383691
I don't know. I didn't feel the need to eat today, so I just drank a shitton of water during workout and went vomiting in the gym's locker room a few times and almost passed out. It was pretty scary 2bh
>>57383743
Are you colour blind?
>>57383590
>tfw not working in an off limits reasearch lab hidden deep in the woods
>>57383754
>he doesn't know the sad story of Shkodran
i can expect something similar to happen to all the namefags here - Fulgrim, Corfu and Ros
but seriously meme aside, scratch Corfu from that list, cos autism and girls doesn't coop well.
Watching Seinfeld t b h. It cheers me up. Tomorrow I will see her and I don't want to feel angry or sad. She won't give me any pain. Not anymore. Effendi will be a Chad in next summer.
>>57383759
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication#Pathophysiology
>>57383872
Idk why you spam your forced shitty meme all the time m8.
Its dumb, try something better
>>57383754
back in like august or september he posted that he got a girl pregnant and now he's forced to marry her
it was like 5 in the morning and I couldn't screencap because I was on my second computer which is laggy as shit
he hasn't posted since
>>57383886
>but seriously meme aside, scratch Corfu from that list, cos autism and girls doesn't coop well.
I've had a gf since july
guys ignore me, I'm testing a theory of mine
>>57383872
i was seriously though about dropping off that meme and fail it under "unsuccessful" folder
thanks for giving me hopes, anon
>>57383967
holy shit, the meme police is trying to get me
>>57383603
Do you know?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtvZnteTTFM
>>57384035
chong chong?
>>57384035
your not the boss of me xd
>>57384035
>A FUCKING LOTUS
>>57383951
It think it was a mix of that + forcing myself to do my full routine even though I was feeling like shit. Now I ate 2 pieces of bread and nutella + a banana + pasta and feel better
>>57384029
>since july
>since july 2016
we know Corfu, we know and we love you because of that
>>57384035
>Hong Kong
Cuck.
who /nostalgia/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t10UGN5F0Y
Do you know that famous Asian Guy with his Macedonian girlfriend
>>57384035
fu xd
>>57384119
july 2015 ofc
silly tatar
>>57384138
>Macedonian
whats that?
>>57384129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384
>>57384115
Yeah, shit's pretty awful, imagine blacking out during mid-rep
guys we should make like 200 replies to this >>57384035
and then screencap it, it would be pretty cool meme xd
Asian guy with Balkananse girlfriend
>ok I'm done now we wait and see
>>57384035
see that star, bananaboi?
i'll make your anus like that start of yours. only more yellowish.
>>57384138
I know one from Canada which is a TV presenter that has macedonian/asian mix
i want an asian gf, will chinese girls like me if im poor?
>>57384221
u making fun of me nigger?
>>57384035
>>57384078
>tfw we're selling foreigners this picture of romania when most of it is squalor
>>57384236
WOOOOOOOOW XDDDD
>tfw even Iron Maiden know about the stolen Hungarian lands of Romania
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY0RZriJ3gk
>>57384035
drop it
>>57384296
>Most
Just urban centers or former commie industrial areas, desu.
>>57384035
>>57384341
Guys did you know that Iron Maiden has a song about the famous Macedonian King Alexander ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oTEQf1d9Iw
>>57383872
I have the same exact comfy pants 10/10 great choice ( with out the piss ofc )
>>57384382
What the fuck is up with your nail
>>57384342
I think the amwf spammer uses keywords to notify him to post
So I'm seeing ifi can trigger him
Like his filenames are super meticulously organized I think he'd be autist enough to make some kind of program to do that
>>57384395
Yes, first time listened it in 2003-4 when I was in High School
good times, I miss my CD player
>>57384296
desu no offense but without Transylvania I doubt you'll get 30% of the tourists you get now
>>57384382
WHY ARE YOU QUOTING ME ROS
>>57384455
i didnt listen to Iron Maiden because im not a cuck, only Judas Priest>>57384035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS6-vI70oc0
>>57384444
Im fat:(
>>57384395
Asian guy listening to iron maiden with his Romanian girlfriend in their caravan together
>>57384381
I'm racist but feel no rage seeing this. I've met asians in real life and they are like us. Niggers are insufferable and arabs too.
>>57384382
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE COPS WILL KILL YOU LADEE
>>57384445
>amwf spammer
wat?
>>57384506
So you decided to eat your nail?
>>57384382
oops I accidentally saved the image
>>57384381
>>57384516
Wait is she /balk/?
We did it Reddit!!
>>57384502
Halford's voice if from another galaxy man, Maiden had that heavy metal flair I always like. JP was better as a band in general
>>57384571
we lad
>>57384571
>those nails
so fucking disgusting
>>57384516
i only feel rage because tfw no gf.
your bigoted remarks are way off base tho.. chinks can be pretty disgusting too.
ROS THE FAT FUCK STRIKES AGAIN
>>57384516
subhuman olympics gypsies > niggers > albos > pakis > arabs
asians are chill
>>57384545
newfag
>>57384595
>implying you're a real chinese and not bong diaspora
If you are, Chinese gorilla fuck my Greek ass
behold ros's shitpostan-mobile
>>57384516
accidentally scrolled through /brit/
>emojis
>animu
>gook grills
>brit slags
>stale pepes
holly shit, that general should be forbidden by UN
>>57384672
oh fuck :DDD
prepare your boipucci
>>57384725
Asians are the master-race tbqh
>>57384709
You know how expensive a parking spot is?
>>57384571
Wtf I hate namefags now
>>57384668
not new, tho
redpill me anticki
>>57384381
how the fuck are you doing this you autist
>>57384745
Every general besides balk is shit. The only one that could potentially be less shit than us is v4. But they try too hard to be memers
>>57384774
mongols are hardcore, 2% of people in the world are ghenghis' direct descendants, biggest continuous empire in history, feared worldwide, ONLY people to ever conquer moscow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyeZOEUCP_M
>>57384775
Just park in front of your commie bloc, Danut.
>>57384745
kek agree. the banter can be very clever tho.
>>57384820
I was scrolling int and a huehue had posted it in a tfw no gf thread. it fitted so I posted it.
>>57384838
pretty much this
what makes /balk/ so different is that there are only 3 major tripfags and no retarded anime avatarfagging
>>57384774
2 bad you are no longer Asian lad.
>>57384881
parking is full. Shit sucks. I have to rent space...
>>57384802
Asian man with his Bulgarian girlfriend
Asian man dating Bulgarian woman
Asia Asian China East Korea Japan North South Korea Taiwan Hong Kong
>>57384946
TELL ME IF YOURE A REAL HONG KONGIAN
can i get chinese gf if im poor? but also white and tall
Korean guys man dude Japanese Taiwanese girlfriend boyfriend dating relationship
>>57384913
And we write (mostly) in English, so it's comfy for outsiders too.
>>57384838
>v4
post the magic word with the proper flag and watch the (You) count rise
Tatars, my sister is going to Sunny beach in early May (college stuffz). Are the degenerates there already or it's empty?
>Danut
Lmao. Every Danut I met was either autistic or a manlet. Biggest fucking meme name. Fits you well, Ros.
>>57385000
You are the worst poster in this thread. That's quite an honor knowing you beat Corfu and that makke namefag
>>57384913
there was only 1 tripfag, our glorious king Alexander Sashko Makedonski and you should bow to him
the regent was Shkodran but he has fallen in the battle of Pussy and Pregnancy (Sept. 2015)
>>57385023
ungur tigan?
>>57385027
I'll be going to Sunny beach in early May ;^)
>>57385023
DO IT
>>57385038
Your Mom is named Danut. Call me "King of balk"
>>57385008
/sverige/ is the most cancerous general by far
they have 10+ tripfags who use the thread as their personal chatroom
>>57385044
i hope you dont mean fulgrim
hes based тbh
>>57384802
Random thread about random stuff, a nationality gets mentioned, here comes the spammer, mentioned nationality with her asian bf
>>57384993
He's triggering the amwf poster, based bruce lee.
>>57385027
post her fb lad
BIG BRITISH WALLET
>>57384946
it's usually the vise-versa, due to pee-pee dimensions awareness among the local grills
never knew that's a thing, tho
>>57384993
Yes
It's Hong Konger
I dunno, just be yourself? I'm actually more interested in middle eastern/arab qt's desu so I can't help you
>>57385103
My mom's name was Nela.
>>57385160
dil lay mow
>>57385160
i want asian gf preferably japanese since they're the most attractive but chinese/fillipino is also fine, koreans are a bit ugly
>>57385027
>Are the degenerates there
i can drive to there, if you insist...
>>57385160
>interested in arabs
True son of Britain
>>57385128
My family is richer than yours
>>57385085
gyppo b*zgor
>>57385100
why would you kick a man when he is already down
>>57385038
>Danut
that's a name? tho, i would still met you, Ros :^)
>>57385205
Lebanese & Moroccan women are so qt tho
>>57385261
Why is Danut such a bad name? I've heard some really shitty names on balk so far any way.
>>57385253
HAVE A HAPPY BAN FAGGOT
>>57385261
Think of the diminutive name for Danny, the ultimate turbocuck, that's how it sounds in our language
>>57385305
morrocans are chubby chasers they're probably all fat
>>57385199
Moroccan>Japanese
>>57385305
>>57385305
They are all shitskins, nice cherrypicked pictures of mixed people, come to our border and you'll see
>>57385221
did you steal a golden statue from skopje?
>>57385390
oh my :3
Pic is my Syrian-Lebanonfu
>>57385438
we dont get lebanese or morrocans or even mostly syrians
we mostly get fuckin pakis lol
syrians are as white as balkanites usually тbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wioCKYGMpw
>>57385221
of course they are m8
>>57385261
Lets go in the Danube this summer. The weather will be nice and I have never really met any one on /int/ b4.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-okRrPL-Dyk
>>57385312
>Danut
sounds like dyslexic "Donut" or something
or like Da-nut, like you can make a "DEEZ-NUTS" meme out of it
also, I didn't said it's bad, just odd in my tatar ears.
>>57385505
kys cringebro
>>57385476
>golden
that's foam and plaster, lad
>>57385312
It's pretty awful, dude, not gonna lie. I cringe thinking about it because every Danut I've met was seriously a huge sperg. Biggest cocalars around.
>>57385490
danube is prolly the shittiest river in europe, literally half of europe is dumping their shit in it
t. Ruse fag
>>57385479
you guys are my favorite romanian colonies, I'll give you that
OK peace out niggers
nvm it didn't work but thanks for all the (You)s I guess
ps Lebanese qt's
>>57385489
Took you 7 minutes to reply all composed. You were triggered, no?
>>57385490
>Lets go in the Danube this summer
>30km top, from his selo
i'm a sofiafag, i would meet romanians no probs, but i'm not driving 300km for stale IRL memes in broken english and awkward silence
>>57385546
did you mistype reddit.com again?
lol
>>57385483
Man that song is hilarious.
>>57385194
食屎啦
>>57385596
Stanimire?
>>57385633
cлeд 30 минyти нa пилoнитe
>>57385627
lel no, I had to do some work for a minute. I'm not drunk anon, I can't be triggered except by the Bulgarian/British tripfag.
>>57385708
I don't speak coolie, sorry, you understood the meaning of mine though?
