Old thread >>57357796
i found corfu's trip
U ZALUD TRUD DZABA VAM SVE I VLAST VAS GURA AL OPET NE IDE DOSO JE KRAJ MOJ CIGANE NISTA OD TITULE I OVE GODINE VUCIC I COVIC I FMP ARAPI RUSI POMOC DRZAVE UMIRE NADA GOTOV JE SAN SAMPION JE OPET PARTIZAN
>>57373807
ayy malaka, how many of you down there are undercover albos?
Bulgarian gorilla, fuck my Greek ass
>>57374109
None... Why?
>>57373807
>>57374417
would revert this whore back to her serbian roots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R43tzrVA9gM
ksilo
THICK
ALBANIAN
EYEBROWS
>>57374577
why isn't the army blowing the fuck out of those assholes?
I like you guys :)
Romanians are the really techy bunch, always hacking and programming and stuff :)
Bulgarians are the macho people, always talking about how strong bulgaria was and stuff, also they have some good anons and do the meme heavylifting :)
Macedonians are the friendly people, they handle the banter (and the mean spirited shitposting) very well compared to others, and have the best tripfriends :)
Albanians are the cosmopolitans in here, always posting from foreign countries, they also handle the banter really well in a thread that almost universally despises them, also good posters :)
Serbs are not really posting here, but the guy that chips in from time to time is just all around funny and bro :)
Croats don't post much either and the guy that posts here sometimes sounds cool in a recluse polymath way :)
Diaspora is also ok for the most part, rarely crazy youtube comment tier posters grace us with their posts :)
The rest is not posting here, especially small countries like montenegro slovenia cyprus moldova, why :(
Turks are also not posting here, which is quite good :)
(except the cuckfendi who is honorary balkanlar and bro)
>>57374793
>Turks are also not posting here, which is quite good :)
W O W J U S T W O W S U C H H A T E
>>57374793
are you a grill or a fag?
>>57374577
>3rd century BC
>Greeks invent stoicism
>2016
>people still getting triggered
r8 my moreta
>>57374879
I'm anon :3
>>57375106
how come you aren't overextended
>>57375106
did anyone else notice that france blobs into iberia every single game this patch?
also why didn't russia implode already?
why is paradox so shit in historical balancing when they get so obsessed about it with a few countries
>>57375211
I was, 92%
I guess in the latest patches, the red thing appears only if you aren't coring the overextension
>>57375239
muh MP balance
lost my charger
fresh memes
>>57375411
probably a gypsy stole it
>>57374793
greeks are reddit as fuck.
bulgars are pretty cool guys.
romanians are shitposters but intelligent.
makes are nice but stupid.
why do you luv le balkans?
>>57374066
>>57374171
Is corfu posting the new trend?
>>57375698
Having my ass fucked is the new trend
>>57375411
found it lol
>>57374793
>Turks are also not posting here, which is quite good :)
>(except the cuckfendi who is honorary balkanlar and bro)
Thank you for kind words.
Cucks, I'm writing a short story about one of my friends as the lead character. I want it to be a dark comedy with absurd motifs.
Hit me with ideas.
>inb4 he becomes a cockroach
>>57375411
>>57375784
nice blog, upvote
>>57375661
I don't, they are in dire need of strategic MoAB bombardment over big areas followed by generations of complete restructuring and reeducation
>>57375784
found it lol
* my brother think it was copper and stole it lmao. nice guy.
FTFY
So guys, a client called me to fix his laptop and apparently he's got a ransomware/cryptolocker virus that has locked/encypted all of his files (and according to the trojan, they use RSA4096)
Is there any way to recover them or are they lost and should I format it right away?
>>57375784
open it, check the wiring
>>57375921
thanks
>>57375944
it's locky isn't it
>>57375947
found a sandwich
>>57375913
>Kebab Removers
>>57375987
>found a sandwich
Racist post.
>thanks
You are welcome.
>>57376031
how is it racist lol
>>57373807
who is she?
>>57375944
>RSA4096
http://howtoremove.guide/rsa-4096-virus-encryption-removal/
kek
>>57376024
Serdar? Effendi suffers from love and you were nowhere. Post me upbeat chalga to cheer me up my best ally ever.
>>57376074
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>57376024
Had the cucks listened to Mircea the Elder we would have taken Constantinople
>>57375987
eat it, it's for prostitutes in greece lol
>>57375944
Also https://noransom.kaspersky.com/
Shieeeeeet I suffer from writer's block. Setting is complete. Characters are complete and if I find that impressive first sentence, I would write a goat story but I keep looking at the screen.
>>57375987
>>57376230
Not locky or cryptoware as it seems, it's something else called cryptowall
Will check your site too
Looking out solutions right now
>>57376078
This is the exact message it's getting on the startup, I'll try to make something out of all this mess
I still don't understand how the fuck people get this shits
FUCKING ACS DELICER MY PACKAGE RRRRRRRREEEEEEEE
>>57376452
**deliver
>>57376452
Why are greeks so pathetic???
>>57376452
>>57376495
shut the fuck up and way a day you impatient piece of shit
people on ships waited months to get mail
>>57376283
Another dumbass without a backup?
http://www.shadowexplorer.com/downloads.html
>>57376265
start with an ALLAH AKBAR, that way you'll get white readers attention.
>>57375944
install gentoo
>>57376703
Laughed t b h but no I want to have a legit creation which reflects my existential grief which is all about being rejected. Other than that, I feel normal.
>>57376833
can i take a shit on your head please?
>>57376628
yes and I've told him repeatedly go and backup his shit
booted into safe mode now and see what i can do. Btw would it be safe to connect to my wifi or this shit will try to spread to my rest network?
>>57376762
cant do, old fella wants win7..
>>57376891
I may use thisd post as a foundation. When the character wakes up, he finds out an Albo shit on his head with note written as " You bobregs belong to me bitch."
Thanks for your creative post mate. Albania is really best ex-vilayet t b h .
>>57375944
try reverse engineering the unlocker or whatever is provided with a decompiler, go through the code and find a condition that needs to be true or some shit
or do you want to be spoonfed like a little bitch
>>57376833
can i take a shit in your mouth please?
>>57376833
can I take a shit in your poophole please
>>57376930
should be safe, but always check the task manager
>>57375913
Can you culture shift and form ERE?
>>57376959
get your hands out in a cup form please.
>>57376974
Shitty as fuck post to respond a writer. Learn some manners kiddo or Osman Baba will visit you.
[x] removed
>>57376963
What part of the encrypted using RSA4096 did you miss?
>>57377115
You still have more bread to eat ;^)
>>57376833
How about going for something original.
>>57377115
serbia couldn't hold moreta, this geim is truly historical
>>57377075
>switching from the true inheritors of roma to crypto ethiopians
>>57377096
>or Osman Baba will visit you.
then i will fuck his greek ass
>>57377197
But you're a bunch of gypsy-slavs and we're a bunch of roman-albanoslavs.
Better culture shift now m8.
>>57376963
haha what the fuck I hope this is bait
>>57377182
I'm serious mate. I want to write a story for months but always skipped it. At least today may be the day I wrote my first paragraph. Protagonist is a friend of mine. Setting is rainy Thursday and I will write it as a dark comedy with absurd happenings. I only need a nice first sentece.
>>57377118
if you don't except a new breakthrough in cryptography soon, may I suggest starting a bruteforce now?
>>57377257
Wallachians have a south-slavic culture which comes in handy when conquering the balk. Greek culture is the worst in the game...
>>57374066
close enough tbqh
anyone know where the greatest greek diaspora is in the US or canada?
>>57377192
it's only their fault >>57375913
>>57377343
>the greatest
like in achievements or something?
>>57377197
>roma
I like where this is going
>>57377296
yeh, tech illiterate people exist
>>57377304
Cringe comedy is trending as of late, see Louie CK if you're into that. The rejection complex thing has been done a billion times over. I'd go for doom and gloom humor. The way you wanna do it is just a chick flick w/o the happy ending.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFdWcNJ17YY
>>57377343
in ur moms vagoo lmao xDd
>>57377343
Baltimore has Greek mafia running operations in The Wire but I thought they weren't Greeks. They were mostly Cypriots.
>>57377162
pff pleb, not leaving the greeks to the turks for extra points
>>57377296
>>57377433
h e l l o r e d d i t !
i literally just woke up, AMA
>>57375239
I always blob into Iberia as France, it is the logical thing to do. Expansion into HRE early on is not worth it, also the first 3-4 Tsars tend to have good stats.
>>57374417
Gief me kikebook/hipstergram reeeeeeeeee
>>57377502
does my dick look big
>>57377443
>The rejection complex thing has been done a billion times over. I'd go for doom and gloom humor.
I won't write about rejection. I will write your way. More like an existential comedy mate.
>Louie
Watch some episodes. It was nice.
>>57377502
anything?
;^)
who /applied for janny/ here?
>>57377461
they were pollocks idiota
>>57377548
would you /do it for free/?
>>57377548
Me
>>57377574
yes
>>57377530
small greek peepees
>>57377540
въй зaдyших ca
>>57377548
its a well known fact that the corfunigger is actually a jannie, we dont need more balk hot pockets
>>57377553
May be but they hated Turks. Poles don't hate us due to our not-recognizing sanctions or smth against them in the past.
>>57377511
>it is the logical thing to do
not for the french historically I think?
>the first 3-4 Tsars tend to have good stats.
it was ironic, this patch muscovy was getting dominated by the powerhouse of lithuanian superdeveloped swamp provinces
>>57377603
>фpeнcи
кo нaпpaй cя...
>>57377674
фeнcи кaт нa aнглийcкoтo гoвopeнe
>>57377574
it's a stepping stone in your 4chan career anon. when you get made moderator you can ban people for "not respecting international cultures" when they call you a gypsy :D
>>57377310
there was a time when south slavic was byzantine, in early eu4 if I remember correctly
or was it just armenia and albania with us or something
>>57377548
me, I'm getting the job and doxxing all you fags
>>57377706
aпф нe мoгa дa чeтa, миcлeх, чe тpябвa дa e фpeнcки тapикaт
нямa знaчeниe, кийп oн мийминг :^)
Get repetitive digits or die trying
>>57377706
>нa aнглийcкoтo гoвopeнe
>>57377774
you tried
>>57377774
>>57377641
They should be expanding in Italy and fighting for the Naples cores event if they go by history. Muscovy tends to get fucked if they don't conquer Novgorod asap , or if some of the hordes blobs. I am always a sucker when they start to fail so I give them 100k ducats and a 30/30/30 province as a boost.
>>57377774
so close and yet
>>57375843
He becomes a kurdish nationalist and fights for the PKK, the joke is how useless the Turkish soldiers are.
>>57377828
>menale
kek, romania get point for that one
>>57377774
КPУME БE
FUCK ALL OF YOU AT LEAST I TRY TO MAKE THIS FUCKING BOARD MORE GET-FULL WHY ALL OF YOU JUST STICK RANDOM THINGS IN YOUR ASSHOLE AND THE EAT THEM
FUCK THIS BOARD
FUCK ALL OF YOU
>>57377876
you're like a little baby.
watch this.
>>57377953
>>57377828
SA MOARA TOTI DUSMANII
>>57377916
>Rise of Bulgarian Nazis in kids' internet board
>>57377916
calm down m8
thats how its done
Watch me get, phaeggots.
XAXAXAX watch these numbers guys :^)
only chef-posting guarantees dubs
if dubs you're all faggots
if dubs Memecedonia annexes Bulgaria
>>57378099
He has risen
>>57378099
told ya
>>57378099
he looks like a big guy
>>57377916
calm down man
look, these dubs I'll get now are for you ^
>>57378120
if singles kosovo annexes macedonia
>>57378099
>>57378133
>>57378144
HOLY SHIT
If dubz, Bulgaria gives me banica and kiselo mleko.
>>57378099
nice one, бaцкa
>>57378099
>>57378133
>>57378144
ARE
YOU
FUCKING
KIDDING
ME
>>57378204
if dubs Serbia, Romania and Greece become one state and conquer all of Europe
>>57378165
UUUUUUUUU
If singles I am playing as France and posting my blob
>>57378221
Too bad, friendo. At this rate, all you get is tanks for scrap.
>>57378188
nice
>>57378293
If singles you will go on a hadj to mecca
>>57378221
Aren't those things staple in makeland as well?
if dubs i fucc ur mom
>>57378221
terrible attempt
hes one on the house anyway for being such a disgusting tripfaggot
>>57378258
>and Greece
doing what exactly
if singles I die
If dubs, Krum will never get any dubs
>>57378371
If trips you rise again
>>57378373
OK GUISE DIS TIME FOR REAL
>>57378099
>>57378133
>>57378144
Tи дa видиш.
>>57378344
>fyromshits
>having anything even close to out god tier киceлo млякo и бaницa
lmaoing @ their lives to be quite honest
>>57374793
Rude desu I post here regularly
>all these weak attempts
Watch Effendi's skills cucks.
>>57378400
good enough
I'm back phams
also bulgarbro missed the dubs I got for him >>57378188
maybe he'll see these ones
>>57377916
>RANDOM THINGS
my dildo is everything but not a "random thing", faggot
A ka naj shqipe?
>>57378499
BASED EFFENDI
>>57378499
Call the armies of the cross
The crescent has risen anew
>>57378543
me on the bottom btw
>>57378499
DELET THIS
>>57378543
WTF I hate Bulgaria now!
I'm at work - this is a blue board :D :3
if dubs, next krum gets dubs
>>57378575
A SHQIP!
>>57378344
Foreign ones always taste better for some reason.
>inb4 foreign
>>57378367
>>57378575
RARE
A
R
E
where's the pee in pants guy
>>57378575
A SHQIP
If dubs Southern Dobrogea will come back to Romania.
>>57378696
who /pee in pants/ masterrace here?
was cooking, sorry
>>57378712
>back
>>57378712
if dubs, Northern Dobrudza becomes a part of Bulgaria.
>>57378712
I like you, Vlad. Let's not start a fight over this.
>>57378641
>>57378712
>>57378692
Hehe, yes indeed.
Shalom.
>>57378730
me in the middle btw
Give me your worst insults, you brown dog spinning sandwich stealers
>>57378730
>pee man cooking
I refuse to believe this
>>57378790
i agree ishnallah brother(peace be upon him) to be quite honest
when will our albanian overlords lead is into new era of conquest and glory ???
>>57378870
You are like me :(
>>57378870
ur romanian
If dubs Effendi gets laid
>>57378870
You smell.
>>57378962
rolling for this
>>57378962
if dubs effendi gets laid
>>57378962
Singles and I find gf.
>>57378892
Inshallah brother, in the name of the father, the son, and the holy ghost, also the prophet Muhammad s.a.v.s (mpbuh), we will conquest Europe, and we will make Serbia suffer. This is your only chance, be an Albanian, now. Have the holy blood in your veins.
>>57379033
delet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lPGYJ9UJSA
we should make more gifs from this vid
>>57378870
ur dum jipsi
>>57379037
Singles and Effendi is cucked by Kurds
again
>poorglaria likes cum so much that has a village named after semen
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zemen
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.
>>57379033
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>57378870
Usca-mi-as sosetele pe crucea ma-tii.
>>57379060
whos that greek semen demon
>>57379063
>>57379033
One of these days Corfu, I'll fucking slaughter you
>>57379033
>>57379016
When new Turkish former Ottoman Empire of Effendi rises, you will have nice golden seats in my council.
>>57379042
I'm so beta and emotional. Can I be Albanian alpha man ?
>>57379061
>Again
No mate. I will never fall in love again. There is a 2/10 girl hitting on me. I'm asking her a date tomorrow.
I hate dubs posting
>>57379152
Bow first. Then we shall proceed to the next phase. Abi.
>>57379042
>we will make Serbia suffer
nah
>>57379228
if dubs you love dubs posting
>>57379130
Areti Ketime
>>57379228
if dubs you will love dub posting from now on
>>57379228
if dubs you love dub posting
>>57379152
2/10
She's perfect for you Effendi
>>57379289
He's the same Albanian in love with Prison Break that wants to shank everyone
>>57379228
If dubs you'll love dubs krumposting now
if dubs. corfunigger is getting stripped of hes jannie powers by jackie 4chan
Haters, bullies, Gayreeks all beware!
>>57379408
if dubs you get fucked up the ass you fucking nigger
>>57379377
>>57379373
>>57379308
>>57379291
STICKS AND STONE MAY BREAK MY BONES
BUT DUBS WILL NEVER CONTROL ME
>>57379237
is this albania's greatest invention???
>>57379425
if dubs dubs control you
>>57379408
Corfu is janitor? It is all explained now!
>>57379412
kek
we should flood the mod apps with stuff like this
>>57379489
>>57379412
kek
>>57379489
how new are you
>>57379423
>>57379425
If dubs Corfu and Effendi are cucks in a Kurdish bukkake and dubs control Dinko
>>57379602
if dubs all gayreeks fucking die of anal cancer from turkish cum and corfiote greeks repopulate greece with pure hellenic blood
If dubs I go back to /r/eddit
>>57379644
BACK TO THE LEDDIT WITH YOU LOL
>>57379644
off you go
>>57379633
>>57379644
>>57379644
ebin
>>57379633
If singles Corfu's post becomes singles
>>57379633
Based.
>>57379644
Not based. You belong here cuck. Btw, are you English?
>>57379633
>>57379644
Two hilarious dubs at once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySWLAraDOwQ
Damn, /balk/ has reached its lowest...
>>57379769
If dubs /balk/ has actually reached its lowest
>>57379633
ahahahahahaha
pure corfiote hellenics will rule greece and make it great again
>>57379769
dubs and you fuck off back to ebaumsworld
>>57379769
if dubs /balk/ is actually great and you're just a cuck
>Deutschland
>Deutsch land
>Doici land
>Daci land
>Dacian land
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
>>57379813
>pure corfuiote hellenics
You mean Italian-albo pygmy africans?
Imagine a world where all greeks are like Corfu.
>>57379865
butthurt gayreek
>year of our prophet and savior Muhammad 1437(pbuh)
>hating on based Corfu, savior of /balk/
>>57379913
>mfw
>>57379919
If dubs Corfu is eiffel-towered by moot and chinese moot
>>57379913
Grease might be a little better
>>57379969
>69
GOOD ENOUGH
go back to /b/ children
Talking to the best friend of her about my morale? Is it a good thing or bad thing mates?
>>57379969
if dubs you get sissified and creampied by effendi's mighty 21-inch cock
>>57380012
If dubs /balk/ is full of teenagers
Corfu get out and seek professional help
>>57380021
>>57380001
so close yet so far
>>57380012
You know what to do /b/alk :DD
Dear
POST HER FUCKING HIPSTERGRAM/KIKEBOOK REEEEEEEE MALAKAAAAA
>>57380021
wtf greece
>>57379460
> Incorrect.
This is our invention.
>>57380065
pee in pants lad, u still here ?
>>57380074
https://www.instagram.com/doruntinahox/ ?
>mfw this thread
>>57380118
Based pepescu
>tfw you're not brown enough to become a refugee and move to germany
i wished the memes about us were true sometimes desu
>>57380089
>albanian girls are so repulsive that you literally need to drug yourself just to be able to hold a boner with them
CAN
NOT
FABRICATE
