friends edition
First for the Commonwealth.
HERRO EESTI IS WHITE
>>57376999
second for checked
ANIBE
Todays the day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avBZXNYwuqc
>>57377022
TOO LEWD
>>57376980
>how to weight in 4 easy steps
b-but if you're fat, there are no easy steps, they all be heavy
tomorrow it's 19 degrees celsius I don't think I can handle that heat lads help
>>57377109
*sends help (;*
>>57376913
Left one is an Aussie too
>>57376917
I forgive you
>>57376970
This statement is correct
>>57377056
I remember Fernando, he's the guy from that one radio station in GTA VC
>>57377109
i don't believe you
Me and the lads
ooh ah ah ah ah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zr6pd-tceo
>>57377109
let's go swimming!
>>57377211
Your friends are cute
>>57377211
Me on the right
>>57377211
me taking the photo
>>57377211
Me on the middle right
>>57377211
me in the box
>>57377166
ok, i was about to ask whether or not this show was worth watching
>>57377212
https://youtu.be/x-lxk_Tw0d4
>>57377391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55DHrOeqwcA
>>57377452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq_r19xoKJE
https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/
>>57377486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRbuvKYKI54
>>57377391
>>57377452
>>57377486
What's going on here?
>>57377559
if this isn't going to confirm i'm a cynical mind-game playing psychopath you might as well just delete it
Told myself I would start nofap, just had a wank, think I'm to make it my last for at least a week now though. Doubt I'll make it 3 days, fuck masturbating is like a necessity
>>57377727
50 posts away from quints
>>57377727
>Told myself I would start nofap
are you joking? you know that's a load of shit right?
>>57377727
wanking is bad for you.
>>57377727
>tfw fap once or twice a week
Is this what getting old is like?
>>57377771
You were 6 posts away :(
>>57377780
I do now
>>57377818
Wanking is great, just feel like doing it at least once (usually twice) a day is overkill
>>57377831
I think maybe I'm just bored half the time and when you're bored and on the internet literally the only thing you can do is have a wank
>>57377559
>Your Empathy Quotient score was 6 out of a possible 80.
>Scores of 30 or less indicate a lack of empathy common in people with Autism or Asperger’s Syndrome.
I was trying to get the lowest score tbqhwy.
>>57378100
all these psycho test can be bullshitted if you have at least some reasoning ability
>>57377022
ZOOTOPIA
how to appear normal: the tutorial
1) when asked: "When I was a child, I enjoyed cutting up worms to see what would happen", do not, ever, answer yes or any degree of yes/maybe, answer no, even if you did/do enjoy it
>>57377559
>18. When I was a child, I enjoyed cutting up worms to see what would happen.
???
What kind of sick fuck did this?
I enjoy having discussions about politics.
hmm, not too sure about this one, anyone here into empathy? what would you say?
>>57378541
i did, but i killed them first, did the same with spiders and toads
49/80, pretty average. Consider myself pretty empathetic so I was expecting higher but meh
>>57377014
>have slanty eyes like pic
>high cheekbones as well
nordic to the core amirite :)
>>57378541
I thought every kid did this?
>>57378673
firecrackers into toad anus anyone? xDDD
>>57378541
>killing animals is cruel
hi tumblr
>>57378715
it is cruel, even the most un-empathic person knows that, but for them it doesn't matter
>>57377014
mongoloid
>>57378715
But it is. Kids are cruel and that's normal.
>>57378699
blowing up frogs like balloons by the means of a straw in their ass is true masterrace
>>57377559
>1. I can easily tell if someone else wants to enter a conversation.
How the fuck would I know?
>>57378645
Strongly Agree for better Empathy rating I think. Enjoying discussing politics means you are enjoying seeing other people's views on the world/events and like taking them into your own perspective; quite empathetic behaviour imo.
>>57378541
I kill insects and all that kind of stuff with no mercy, mostly because I'm really fr*cken scared of them.
>>57378809
yep xDD
>>57378832
ok, good point
my initial thought was that most people get really upset when discussing politics so empathic people avoid the topic
>>57378541
>What kind of sick fuck did this?
ikr?
*bites on the burger*
>>57378699
Weren't really much toads around, but we did catch eels and blow the up with homemade fireworks.
>>57378909
but eels are so slippery :DD
>>57378744
>>57378757
So compassionate and European.
#alllivesmatter
>>57378886
*sips chicken soup*
>>57378947
10000 pictures of sad earthworms that will make you say fuck walking on the ground after rain
>>57377561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
Moar tekno
>>57378937
All part of the fun :DDDD
>>57378821
You're talking to a friend, someone approaches you, stands in the middle/next to you both, opens their mouth to speak in long pauses, staring at you both as you speak, nodding/shaking heads to show they're paying attention to what is being said - if you notice most of those things then Strongly Agree, if not pick most relevant other choice
>youngest child
>siblings already have children
>tfw you are reserved by nature to be cannon fodder for some random war and be forgotten
>>57379064
then make your end memorable, blow up the base
>>57378937
Need both hands to get a real grip on that monster ey?
>>57379064
You know that guy who cause ww1?
Yeah.. everyone remembers him
You can also be like him
well well well, i wonder where i screwed up
>>57376948
>stabbing
Sveiki draugi.
>>57379111
Or sneak into the enemies base and blow it up. Full on Rambo shit
THE EARTH IS FLAT THE EARTH IS FLAT LOOK AT THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE FLIGHT PATHS LOOK IT UP!!!!!!!!!!
>>57379031
If I notice it 2 out of 10 times, I might think that I notice it every time.
Same thing with
>44. I can sense if I am intruding, even if the other person doesn’t tell me.
>>57379157
>>57379111
>>57379205
>there's still hope
thanks friends
btw, just cross-checked the politics question, it doesn't scale the score either way
Fellow latvians and lithuanians (no rude estonians).
Please tell me if you have expirience with this >>57376789 .
>>57376980
My hear hasn't been broken, but also I have never been in love, so I need a change in my life.
>>57379204
Sveiks !
>>57379005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAGJWBAFg8c
>>57379327
>lemon gym
sounds gay you little fag
>>57379327
>lemon gym
Do they have parties there?
Like a "Lemon Gym Party"?
>>57379327
Is it a gay club?
>>57379327
>(no rude estonians)
that's a bit rude innit
>>57379440
It's extremely cheap. The cheapest gym in Riga.
It would be perfect.
>>57379511
Don't know. My biggest fear is that it is like european Planet Fatness.
>>57379539
It's a gym.
>>57379542
Well you were rude to me in previous thread.
>>57379542
>innit
huinnit
>>57379579
you have the memory of a crayon, i have been very polite to you in previous threads on multiple occasions!
>>57379609
i'm calling the rude police now!
>>57377559
>Your Empathy Quotient score was 16 out of a possible 80.
>Scores of 30 or less indicate a lack of empathy common in people with Autism or Asperger’s Syndrome.
>Higher scores indicate greater levels of empathy.
shit
hahaha lelele xDDDDD
>>57379655
and you weren't just shitting with the test?
>>57379645
>i have been very polite to you
I'm sorry if I have mistaken you for your fellow estonians.
Please, forgive me kind sir !
>>57379712
no
should i be worried?
>>57379737
>>57379805
all is cool lads
check the sources though, literally can not xDDD
>>57379579
19 € a month is the cheapest in Riga?
wouldnt mind a (you) desu
>>57380079
dumbfrogposter :DDD
>>57379915
>S Baron-Cohen
fucking borat at it again
>>57378541
>he didn't cut worms, burned ants, killed frogs when he was a kid
Soft cunt
Please post in my amusing thread
>>57379873
>>57379873
>>57379873
>>57380133
hihi good catch
>>57380141
Don't think I will.
>>57380098
>>57380129
thank you
>>57380202
You have my permission to post some fresh /balt-ausnz/ gimmicks in there
>>57380141
this is so silly xDD
>>57380133
>>57380176
C O C K F I G H T !!!
>>57380133
>>57380176
>sweden and germany
cuck fest
>>57380006
Which is in good conditions.
Previously I was thinking about my fitness, but 39 eur in a month was nice, but it could been better.
Lemon Gym seems like a nice quality gym for lower price.
And about the is it the cheapest. I don't know. I have looked at many gym's and the lowest prices I saw was about 20 eur.
There might be cheaper gym's, but will they be that nice ?
trigger warning
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1459790456701.jpg
>>57377559
>Your Empathy Quotient score was 36 out of a possible 80.
>Scores above 30 are generally not indicitive of an Autism Spectrum disorder.
How come Aussies don't have their own thread even though there are so many of them?
Do they know that thread 100% aussies would be so full of shitposting and so dangerous it could end the world?
>>57380406
ok, here's your (you)
>>57380477
>>57380375
But do you need them that nice? All you need is a bunch of barbells and a benchpress.
>>57380596
The bigger the gym, the better.
I have strong anxiety and it would be better if I had my own corner where I can lift alone.
Otherwise I would of made a home gym, but for now I'm living in a apartment and I split the rent with 2 other people.
>>57377559
37. Well, least I'm not autistic
>>57380545
nice
meme
>>57380477
>>57380976
what was in that bin originally?
>>57380745
I see...
>>57381039
>>57377559
hahahahahaha im borderline autistic
i dont see how though, i just dont give a fuck about animals or people who i dont know
>>57381158
what the fuck? does he not have a torso? what magic is this?
>>57381293
the magic of conjoined twins xDDD
>>57381293
you must be retarded
>>57381293
he just leaned forward
>>57381412
>>57381492
lads..
>>57381293
>>57381556
what?
>>57381492
I didn't open the image so I thought it was photoshopped and that you were memeing
>>57381604
yes, this is a very good infographic, well done
>>57381604
i think i get it. the thing in the bin is a puppet and the man behind is holding it? the puppet is very realistic
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""art"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>57377559
17. I always do terribly in these things, I feel like I was lucky to escape autism
>>57381856
the art of forgetting to attach a pic
>>57381736
I rarely troll most of the times I'm serious :DDDD
>>57381924
I love you Alex, you are the world to me
>>57381925
what does it say on the paper?
>>57382012
>yfw he would literally ask: what did he mean by this
Easter?
>>57382034
>«Tere, mina olen suur junn ja sulan igal kevadel lume alt välja.»
Hi, I'm a big turd and i melt out from the snow every spring.
>>57382118
>>57378832
Nuh, I make discussions to see people being butthurt and chimp out because of what I posted lel.
>>57382199
dog owners with shit (no pun intended) manners, i bet they are real scared and embarrassed now
>>57382114
Bane?
>>57382223
that would actually make you empathic or at least knowledgeable in how to use empathy as a poison
>>57382278
were you aussies really ranged during easter?
>>57378832
I avoid politics when meeting new people because I know people will dislike me for having different views
does this mean I have autism?
>>57382468
no this means you're a pussy
>>57382468
How autismo are you?
>>57377559
>18
>damn i'm an autist
>>57382591
I don't think I am
I meet and make friends with new people all the time
>>57382693
Let me rephrase my question, draugs.
How autistic are your political views?
>>57382770
I'm only slightly more /pol/ than the average normie, but nothing extreme
I just don't see the point in bringing it up since I've never heard of a political discussion end in "oh you're right" or a similar positive resolution
THE GENERAL FREE TIME FOR /INT/ IS NEAR
>>57382980
fuck off
>>57383017
cuck yourself before you fuck your shelf
>>57382980
>>57383055
what did he mean by these
>>57383085
you will know soon enough ;)
@57382980
What I don't get about you "No generals on /int/, it ruins the board!!!" crowd is how you think it's going to be for the better. We see already what happens in non-general threads (more shitposting, autism and childish insults than even /asean/ can pull off), how would forcing everyone into those threads make the board any better?
>>57383202
Wait, so it means that we will be put in a big shit bow ?
Fuck that shit, I just want to be with my chaps.
>>57383292
*box
>>57382980
There is literally no point in going to non-general threads on this website.
literally just go into every general and tell them it is coming, everyone gets mad and starts justifying why generals are good xDDDD
>>57382980
/int/ without generals will just be /pol/ 2.0
""""""57383573""""""
haha lmao he's at it again
>>57383655
Lmao indeed
>>57383655
dubs
ubsd
bsdu
sdub
lads my penis hurts what do i do?
>>57383698
off by one
ff by oneo
f by oneof
by oneoff
y oneoff b
oneoff by
neoff by o
eoff by on
>>57383764
Let me suck it
>>57383764
Go to the doctor.
>>57383764
go to the fucking doctor
>>57383764
stop squeezing it
Do you balts people find it weird to see a Paki show up from. The lead fly?
>>57383764
have a wank
>>57383764
try wanking
>>57383775
off by two
ff by twoo
f by twoof
by twooff
y twooff b
twooff by
wooff by t
ooff by tw
>>57383880
that but off by three
>>57383764
try turning it off and on
>>57383921
fucking hell
I refreshed the thread like 20 times to see my comments appear and when it does it already has a reply.
Fuck Aussie internet.
P.S off by one
>>57383848
what>
>>57383764
I am penis doctor, my lad are you sexualy active?
>>57384034
krinklis binklis
>>57383764
It's probably cancer tbqh
>>57383786
no thank you
>>57383787
>>57383808
its too early
>>57383819
im not though
>>57383866
>>57383879
i had a wank 3 hours ago
>>57383937
i dont know how
>>57384103
no
>>57384167
i hope not
it feels like it is blocked. it doesnt feel good
>>57383921
Off by one
eno yb ffo
ff by oneO
oeno yb ff
f by oneOf
foeno yb f
by oneOff
ffoeno yb
by oneOff
ffoeno yb
y oneOff b
b ffoeno y
by oneOff
yb ffoeno
y oneOff b
yb ffoeno
oneOff by
yb ffoeno
oneOff by
yb ffoeno
neOff by o
o yb ffoen
eOff by on
no yb ffoe
Off by one
eno yb ffo,
draugs.
>>57384320
is this the aussie (You) factory
>>57384320
You can't take a piss? Gently try to push around your appendix area. Does it hurt?
>>57383764
HURT IT BACK!!!
>>57384320
punch yourself in the balls and see what happens
>>57382856
I sometimes get drunk around normies and start talking about politics or even talk in English. That's creepy.
I'm going to Lithuania soon and I'm willing to make love with some prostitute. Can some Lithuania-bro address some website where I can find some escorts, please.
>>57384592
you can have a lend of me mum if you like
Any abos in this thread? Whats the best brand of petrol to huff?
>>57384592
http://wastebin.com/
>>57384652
when "ur mum" jokes go bad
>>57384707
it's just moving behind another layer of irony
>>57384592
well prostitution is illegal in Lithuania m8, but obviously you still can find a lot of prostitutes on the internet
>>57377014
Like us Finns.
>>57384656
vortex 98 is the best ive found
Dumplings "Otto" are very good.
>>57384592
fuck off mongol
>>57384484
haha
>>57384885
I know. Still waiting for answers.
Is this guide trustworthy?:
http://www.wikisexguide.com/wiki/Lithuania
>>57384592
Just ask the taxi drivers, they will bring you to a brothel
hey Estonians
what nice things would you recommend to do to a tourist visiting your country?
also, which foods? (blood sausage with lingonberries doesn't really seems like my thing)
t. not Finland
>>57385091
there are no brothels in Lithuania as I said prostitution is illegal here
>>57385234
i take there is no drugs or crime in Lithuania as well because they are illegal?
>>57385366
We should make being russian illegal. Would solve a lot of issues.
>>57385069
Köksal?
>>57385076
didn't red everything, but I guess every escort/prostitute has her own rules or something because as I said there are no brothels here and they just work for themselves.
Also don't know about this stuff much cause I have never been to a prostitute and I wouldn't want to go there either.
Birch juice is very good, draugi.
>>57384592
why not Estonia?
>>57384592
Found some and my fucking jaw dropped when I saw those prices. Lithuanian whores starting from 250€ per hour. What.the.Fuck?
>>57385136
The food is the same as in every other nearby country. Blood sausage tastes like sausage, idk it's nothing special nor disgusting. There are a few restaurants that sell bear meat, I guess that could be unique? probably not.
>>57385366
why would they work for somebody when they can just work for themselves also that way they wouldn't need to share the profit.
Two years ago I updated the map of this game, you guys wanna play?
>>57385685
Just passing by. No time for hookers there.
>>57385715
They are escorts lol :D If you want cheap whores find an area littered with condoms and then wait for a prostitute to arrive.
>>57385727
well, the only nearby country I've visited is Finland, I'm latin american. Bear meat does seem exotic to me.
>>57385834
€42.70 for a meal, weow
http://troika (dot) ee/eng/restoran/menu/meat-dishes
Why do Balts hate Russia while Russia doesn't give a fuck about them?
>>57385715
come to Russia - I'll suck u for pack of cigs.
>>57385926
>we don't even give a fuck about you
Nice try Vova, is that why you hold military drills next to our borders all the time? Ban imports because of political reasons? Spit on treaties and agreements?
Keep dreaming, maybe the average Russian doesn't know about the imperialism of your cunt.
>>57385715
You can find some at the bus station in Vilnius.
>>57385926
1. I don't like Putin and don't feel particularly safe when he's in power.
2. RT occasionally has a few propagandey news articles about us, but other than you, I don't know many Russians who give a fuck.
Anatolia used to be Greek
Then they got their shit fucked up
>>57385136
medieval torture museum and ancient sex toy museum, idk if they still operate but they were fun
the dungeons of old town if you happen to stumble on a group large enough
kick in the cock
the sea fortifications where they used to store prisoners + sea harbor area, might catch a good play there
super alko
"estonian music week" coming up briefly
really touristy shit, idk check some tourist info site
food: aspic, just get it from the store
if you have an oportunity to grill, get some meat from the store, it's literally the best in this region (and will forever destroy any good opinion you had on finnish cuisine)
the sushi is world best tier (i just so happen to know this because i worked in a restaurant which got top marks from some wizards from japan)
old town has a lot of top tier restaurants (garlic restaurant and old hanseatic are good and easy to find), but if you're not into that then go to north tallinn and get hipstered up with fancy stuff i don't even know how to spell
well, what else... idk, ask and so on
>>57386068
Putin will come and personally rape you, small baltiboi.
Expect him.
>>57386196
good filename
good pic
good post
>>57386507
>why balts hate us?
>WE WILL FUCKING KILL U FUCKING BALT SCUM
>i just dont get it m8
@57386321
an angry pensioner is a very dangerous weapon
>>57386599
>WE WILL FUCKING KILL U FUCKING BALT SCUM
I doubt any Russian would even find you on the map.
>>57386507
putin has cancer and will die within months
what now cyka?
>>57386727
>russians don't know their own territory
classic
>>57386727
probably the main cause for the custerfuck your so called mighty army caused in ukraine
they meant to invade estonia, but fuck did they miss hard xDD
btw, chill the fuck out mate, there are easier ways to get yous here ;)
>>57386732
Epic ftw!
>>57386507
I didn't really say anything bad to you, so your reaction is quite puzzling to me.
>>57386732
epic
>>57386025
>Nice try Vova, is that why you hold military drills next to our borders all the time?
To prevent fascist invasion.
>Ban imports because of political reasons?
This is reverse-sanctions.
>Spit on treaties and agreements?
Then why Narva is still yours?
>>57386783
Don't be rude, friend.
>>57386840
because the treaty extends our "rightful clay" all the way to ingerian territories, the question really should be, why do you have them?
>>57386840
"fascism"?
>>57386732
wait, what the fuck am i looking at here? :DDD
>americans
>not shot
????
>>57377559
>Your Empathy Quotient score was 4 out of a possible 80.
These things are ez pz to rig
>>57386840
>To prevent fascist invasion
t. Closest white country to operating on a fascist model
trips for racism and sexism
>>57386967
they got shot just seconds after the picture was taken
>>57387162
EVEN THE PICTURE WAS SHOT XDDDD
>>57387121
>white country
We are not white.
>>57387056
welcome to the 4 points club fellow psycho :DD
>>57387152
Jesus her face is horrible.
>>57387226
>black russian qt
HNNNG
>>57387226
how this nigga so black?
>>57387226
some uncanny valley shit right there
