Bateman edition
I am first
Have you ever... ever felt like this?
>>57368422
P O S T
D I G I T S
First for fuck latvia
>>57368401
Why?
>>57368483
You're about to be 25 and your friend's mom still makes decisions for him?
>Internets finally working properly
What's the starting salary for this janitor job?
>>57368530
300k
>>57368470
wtf, i hate estonia now
>>57368530
Pretty much the same as the ending salary.
>>57368530
You're paid in cock.
>>57368580
*sudden spike in applications filed*
>>57368530
Hotpockets and memes
>>57368530
You give your dignity and time 4 free.
>>57368530
1M deposited in your Panama account.
>>57368528
>>57368521
Yeah she's a controlling nutcase with trust issues, but he's only got himself to blame because she pays for his uni and feeds him.
>when he doesn't warn you before he blows his load
>>57368670
>>57368670
EBIN :DDDD
>>57368733
DANGER
DON'T LOOK AT THAT IMAGE
IT WILL FUCK UP YOUR VISION FOR 3 MONTHS
DANGER
>>57368670
It's been good for 4 weeks, it starts getting really bad on the last days of the month
>>57368528
>Internets
>Australia speaks Latvian now
>>57368787
bullshit, i looked at it for five minutes and enjoyed myself very much!
me irl
opinions?
does /balt/ know of frank walker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMC6gcWu2LM
>>57368925
disgusting
>>57368925
This picture made me not gay again. Thank you.
>>57368925
shave your legs and you might be a passable trap.
That old man who smells of old man soap.
>tfw you make shit up just to keep the thread alive
Youtubs uzmet reklāmu par jaunu telefonu, nēģeri viena reklāmā.
>>57369165
>tfw you make shit up just to keep you life in order
>>57369165
that's a good thing you're doing
>>57369182
>youtube reklams
>>57369182
>tfw google doesn't show ads to me because it knows i'm poor
>>57369254
Not eben the how to get rich and famous book?
Need to poo but I'm holding it in desu lads
>>57369364
Save it for that special someone.
>tfw found a leather couch near trash containers rich people threw out whick looked like new except leather ripped in couple places but i just threw a comforter on top of it and now have a piece of actual furniture in my hobo cave
good feel
>>57369534
Post pics
ANIBE
>>57369554
you'd judge me
You ever do that turd in burning paper surprise to people?
>>57369590
We judge you anyway and not in a good way.
>>57369593
>Estonian acceptable social behavior
Look what I found lmao
>>57369638
Bad post. baka desu senpai
>>57369638
>tfw image doesnt post
fuck you 4chan
I'm not gonna post it now
>>57369638
>Lithuanian "findings"
>>57369557
good post
>>57369674
>Latvian """"""""""""roofs""""""""""""
>>57369637
Renamed it to Scatvian Inferno now desu.
>>57369708
Nice
>>57369708
Why are all pictures of eastern Europe pictures of ugly concrete buildings and overcast skies?
>>57369764
soviets..
>>57369534
Man bracķa no miskates izvilka 4x 90 radiotehnika tumbas, šad tad tur var kaut ko labu atrast.
>>57369764
but I like it that way
>>57369764
The things that we and not Russians build actually look better.
>>57369764
fucking this, also the countryside always looks like empty fields with a few leafless trees and grey sky
>>57368371
Anyone read the book? I'm about 3 quarters through it it's pretty fuckin good
>>57369764
To scare away foreigners
I really smell bad, and not in the good way
>>57369864
It is not allowed to post nice pics. People will think you are whoring for attention.
>>57369787
Indeed
>>57369864
wot
Compared to Australian countryside, ours is like heaven 2bh
>>57369864
agreed
don't come here
>>57369864
https://youtu.be/fFsAlRn-TU0
>>57369933
>>57369972
to be fair it's probably mostly pics of russia, by the way we have plenty of countryside that looks like that
>>57369999
can't fight the quads
Cutting my fingernails right now.
>>57369972
That looks like literal shit. The little tree-covered Finnish islands look much better.
>>57370061
actualy looks pretty nice, is everything flat in the baltics though?
>>57370167
>>57370167
Yeah, Baltics are completely flat
More Lithuanian prettiness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6r-kyH73y4
>>57370167
Reminder to not visit these shitholes.
>>57370167
Yeah, the highest point in Lithuania around 300 meters above sea level. We do have some hilly areas though.
>>57370294
>tfw the guys with the hot air balloons always fly over your house
Are you Denmark tier flat though
>>57370359
is there more?
ZOOTOPIA
>>57370404
>tfw only NATO fighters fly over your house
>>57370523
leave
>>57370517
No but I feel sorry for you.
>>57370569
I'm always here, lad. Just because I don't post Zootopia pics doesn't mean I'm not here.
>>57370359
>eating animal dicks
Finland mentioned.
>>57370591
germans are always a barrel of laughs
>>57369674
Wanna fite braliuk? Cuz I'm up for anodda maxima shoah.
I'm really itchy now, gonna shower desu
>>57370675
>McBabs CELTIC PRIDE
>>57370694
Stop calling me a g*rm.
>>57370591
>>57370674
Oh, alright then. If you spend a lot of time here, then you must be an okay person.
>>57370726
How does it feel living amongst people you hate with a passion and why are you doing this to yourself?
Stop replying to the German
>>57370909
hes not a german, but some churka from caucasus
Guys today I found 6 xanax pills in my room. I think one of my roommate's friend accidentally left them there.
What should I do with them? What to expect?
>>57370987
You're basically right. He's a Gr**k
>>57370890
>How does it feel living amongst people you hate with a passion
Most foreigners don't interact with the germs. We are here for work and not more. Only (half)niggers and some "German" Russians try to be their friends.
>and why are you doing this to yourself?
Because germs destroyed Greece and keep destroying it with rapefugees.
>>57370909
>>57364550
>sister dates a dick head
>everyone surprised the dick head is a dick head
Honestly don't know why I bother with this family
>>57371015
So you're admitting Greece is shit now.
Noice
>>57371008
Put them in your ass.
>>57371028
>not dating your sister yourself
>>57371028
>sister
Post pics ;)
>>57371028
Fite him
>>57371048
I will leave this stupid country like all of my friends.
>>57371028
Set her up with an anon from here.
In fact, everyone with cute sisters should do that.
>>57371120
She's the worst person ever would not incest/10
>>57371125
Nah
>>57371126
Doubt I could, and don't even know where they live. She hasn't been home for a while
anyone else's sister's a model?
>still no gf
>felt like i was going to cry for the first 2 hours of work
>getting bored of wanking but need to do it because i literally have nothing else in my life that resembles any sort of love towards me
>things are looking grim lads :((((
i went outside today, lol wtf
>>57371372
pics or i call bullshit
>>57371374
go to one of those hobby things or something
>>57371290
Why not? :(
>>57369764
>>57369864
Because that is how it is over here.
Why do you think our suicide rates are so high?
>>57371437
I go to school but that literally consists of a long train ride where I listen to music, walk around campus listening to music, small talk in class where 90% of the students are male, long train ride home listening to music.
What are these hobby things you speak of?
>>57371372
Post pics
>>57371428
Today was the first day this year that I didn't wear a jacket on.
>>57371374
Get a hobby, lad
>>57371548
>Today was the first day this year that I didn't wear a jacket on.
wow me too!
>>57371546
Start a music blog, or become an amateur music reviewer on rateyourmusic.com
>>57371548
>Today was the first day this year that I didn't wear a jacket on.
hot desu
>>57371577
Been trying to learn a language to keep me busy but uni work always seems to wiggle its way into the priority
>>57371588
Although blogs are memes it could be cool I guess, is tumblr still the way to go these days? I bet no one will read it though
ive never seen or heard of anyone ever actually eating those little freeze dried """vegetables""" in pot noodles, why do they keep making them
>>57371710
i eat them, they taste so good when they go all soft from the boiling water + adds extra texture making noodles taste less shit
>>57371696
I don't think it is 2bh, if you're gonna post serious reviews and not "artsy" stuff. I'd go with Blogger.com 2bh, although people might think that it's too amateur. I also like the idea of simply posting reviews on rateyourmusic.com.
You can also try collecting shit if you have enough disposable income. I've gotten into collecting physical music recently.
>>57366353
Does life get instantly better when you finish your degree, move in to a place on your own, get a job with a decent income?
>>57372136
life gets better when you start loving yourself
Go in my crush instagram, see her manlet with ear tunnels bf. Hello darkness my old friend
>>57372198
t. lanky kong
Rate my new OC reaction face
>>57372348
I rate it that facial expression out of ten
>>57372348
loki?
>>57372172
I literally just want to be able to wake up in my own place and not have a worry in the world. I envy the trust fund kids who's parents can just set them up in any country they want, doing whatever they want without a care in the world
>>57372136
>>57371372
yep, so was i briefly, but my friends bantered me to living hell for it, i didn't even tell them about the nude part
>>57372436
Spooky Black aka Lil Spook aka Corbin
>>57372136
fuck no, first you work to earn up for a place of your own, unless you decide to rent, which is stupid
>>57372544
aesthetic game strong
>>57372136
You're a future wage-cuck.
>>57372494
>nude part
cuck
>>57372549
Doesn't a mortgage tie you to a certain area for like a decade though?
>>57372604
How does one live life comfortably without being a wage-cuck?
>no rich parents
>>57372669
pretty much
>>57372669
I thought everyone is rich in Australia
>>57372665
i'm a sucker for hot photographer chicks xDD
>>57372669
The fucking g*rmcucks pay you about 200€ for every child you have. All the Arabs here have 100 children and live from welfare payments.
fuck this country
>>57372720
>confusing australia with estonia
>>57372867
as unbelievable as it may sound, this shit is also possible in estonia, though your living standard as a neet parent with an army of unfeed children will be somewhat different i presume
>>57372894
give the man a break, it's obvious he couldn't afford a top tier school xDD
yabba dabba doo xdddd
>>57372669
>How does one live life comfortably without being a wage-cuck?
You don't chap
>>57372867
Ayy we've got a system like that too, a lot more though
>>57372970
lug at mii häbbi yäbbi :3
is the latvianon who does freelance programming jobs around?
>>57372719
Well great
>>57372720
Parents are divorced and a series of shitty financial decisions lead them to the current situation which is Dad renting while everyone else lives here and combined they still have a mortgage on this house of $200 000, which hasn't changed over the past 10 years.
Wish I was rich
>>57373001
Am I wasting my time at university, should I just go full wage-cuck now and save the effort?
>>57373005
yabby innit
>>57372970
bunki binki boo
>>57373062
Depends on what you're studying
>>57373050
not him, but why u askin?
>>57373083
Computer Sci
>You will NEVER be skull fucked by an extremely attractive Latvian twink named Abdul
krinkli?
>>57373154
planning for future
>>57373246
zvirbulinkli :DDDDDDDDD
>>57368422
When strange things happen, are you going round the twist?
>>57373383
All the king's horses, and all the king's men
>>57373426
creampied ur mum last nite :DDDD
>>57373426
couldnt pur ur mums anus back tigether again lmao
>>57373217
>tfw fetishised in an australian power fantasy again
>>57373327
one thing i can tell you already, it DOESNT matter if u go programming, engineering, science, math or whatever it is, you have to like what you do, it might sound cliche, but if ur gonna do programming for the money, forget it, wanna know about your future and see if its for you? try programming 1 month, hell 1 week for 4 hours a day, if you cant do it, if ur getting bored, dont bother
>>57373062
at least try and finish your degree, you can become a wageslave whenever you want
>>57373340
auzvirbinklis
>>57373470
>post yfw latvian """science"""
>>57373470
mate, take a pill or something, i've been a professional programmer for the past four years xDDD
i just want to get the fuck out of the office some day ;)
>>57373443 (OFFBYONE)
>>57373447
Good chaps.
>>57373547
You can come into my office any day you want ;)
By office I mean anus ;)
>>57373598
hehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehHAHAHHHAHAHAHEHHEHEAHEHAHEAHEHAHEAHEHAHAHAHHAEHAHEAHEHHAHAHAHAHA
Alex here.
Do any of you have microphones?
>>57373663
Alex is a kiwi, you're just a pretender to the Throne of Kings.
Bloody poofter
>>57373598
i'm warning you though, it's spiked like a cactus
alex here
haha jk had you going there didn't I
>>57373709
I'm on holidays fuckwit. Just bought some new jandals at the dairy
>>57373504
I guess that's probably the best idea. Wanting to move out so fucking bad but not wanting to start the adult life of bills and responsibility sure is a conundrum.
>>57373470
>>57373547
Isn't LOVING YOUR JOB just a meme? Work will always be work, and unless you're in some weird 5% of the population you're going to be wishing you were doing anything but working while you're actually working. I thought that because of this you just pick what you can imagine being somewhat bearable to do on a weekly basis and go for it.
>>57373531
putns
>>57373781
it is a meme, no one, literally no one loves working
anybody who says they work on something because they love it is a shameless liar
you don't need to love your work, you just need to work, simple
Freddo > Baltic Raven
krinkled krinkles
>>57373907
potentially a valid generalization, but only if "working" means "working for someone else"
I love working on my own projects, and they do pay the bills
>>57373996
How the fuck do you make your own income in a world where it seems everything has been done to an above average standard already anyway??
>>57373781
its not a meme, but most people dont like their jobs, doesnt mean u cant like urs
>>57373996
maybe, yeah
i just like working as an activity, doesn't even matter what i work on, earn money for the man or mess about with hobby stuff
i think when people talk about having love for their work they literally have one specific thing in mind, either you do that and you're happy or you do not and enter off mode
>>57373907
>>57374127
I guess I'll find out in (hopefully) two and a half years once ye ol' degree is completed
nvm no one hires until you have 1324824 years experience, wwwwwweeell then
>you will never steal an estonian's pixie magic
>>57374094
finding clients through networking for a semi-constant income, plus hobby projects which I might publish as a hit-or-miss thing
>>57374228
internship, internship, internship
>>57374287
so you're like a drug dealer or something?
>>57374469
lol
programmer mainly, but I do whatever needs doing
>>57374287
How did you even find an income like that? Was it a completely solo endeavor or did you stumble across an opportunity?
>>57374303
>We won't hire you until you get 3 years of experience at least
>Goes and gets 3 years of experience in an internship, literally get fed the scraps for 3 years
>Finally get experience and land the fancy job
>Use .1% of the shit you learnt in the internship, company ends up spending a huge amount of time/money training you anyway
Why not negate the whole 3 year thing, interview your potential employees well and train them from the get-go to do the '3 year experience job,' so many extra unnecessary hoops to jump through imho
>>57374534
like killing people when they piss on your turf?
>>57373938
Oi m8, ill smash ur fookin head in m8
guys check these for me please
>>57374636
which head? xddd
>>57374287
>Corruptcland
Good to see at least our universities haven't fallen behind the rest of the world lads
>>57374596
i dont know how its in australia, but you do internships during uni/college, they know u dont know shit, u dont need experience, sometimes they give u a job
>>57374596
That is needed to weed out the idiots.
If you have the skills and you can prove it you have no problem finding a job anywhere
>>57374735
>be woman
>get cheaper cake
they want to fat them up? diabolic!
>>57374596
made something cool in my spare time, sold it and it was mildly successful, joined a community, made friends, showed my stuff off, met more people, e.t.c.
it just went on from there
>>57374707
DELETE THIS
>>57374688
ur mums cockhead xddddd
>>57374707
>He thinks Icelad isn't just a Sven posing as Icelandic to avoid getting BULL'D
>>57374835
Wasnt there supposed to be a revolution in iceland?
That one lad even bought a tank
>>57374766
>>57374828
At my University apparently you do a bit of work placement in your third year. I'll be doing Cyber Security specialisation so I think I get placed in one of the big banks for a couple of weeks keeping those l33t hax0rz out of my sheckles. Hopefully can make a good impression and land a job for the next year, lecturers have said that companies are begging for their Cyber Security graduates
>>57374835
What'd you make, got me interested now?
>>57374735
>Feminist week
What the actual fuck
>>57374937
it's still escalating
we'll see
>>57374975
sorry, that one latvian will be able to dox me if I describe it
B
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:DDDD
>>57375080
>>57375078
Wew lads
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>57375080
FUCKING TEUTONIA WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING JUST FUCKING GET OUT OF MY SIGHT HOLY SHIT YOU UNREPENTANT FAGGOT
>>57375021
>>57375066
>>57375071
>>57375078
>>57375080
>>57375084
>>57375110
>110
XDDDDDDDDD
>>57375021
>>57375066
>>57375071
>>57375078
>>57375080
>>57375084
>>57375088
>>57375094
BENIISSA
a feminine form of BENIS!
>>57375117
:( o-ok
>>57375117
Easy on m8 settle down.
>>57375017
drones?
>>57375149
>SS
FUCKING LATVIANS I SWEAR
>>57375120
>didn't include my S
that's cool lad
well fine, like what ever
>>57375017
That's fine, I'm sure it was cool as fuck.
Wish more small startups existed in Australia, would be a lot nicer to work at imo
>>57375173
>>57375332
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>57375332
>332
to gulag you go :DDDD
>>57375367
>67
*:DDDDDD more calmly*
>>57368925
Ay yo lemme hit your ass up gurl
>>57375448
Lapas
>>57375448
>>57375448
Kļavas lapa kā karogs hahaha
Really wanna fuck that qt nerdy chick that hosts the game review show on ABC tbqh wit u lads
>>57375562
Yeah I'd smash her box
I'd smash any box at this point though
what do you lads think about my new rom-com?
here's the script:
two best gfs meet up after all those years to do chick stuff
they take their bfs, neither of whom has any friends
the bfs absolutely hate each other initially
BUT THEN
they are trapped in an exciting situation
which forever transforms their relationship
they become best friends and soul mates
BUT THEN
love sparks between them
they fuck
AND THEN
the gfs start hating each other and the movie ends
>>57375562
pics? you know, to scientifically validate.
>>57375611
sounds like you took my advice lol
>>57375667
i'm transforming the genre i fell, fucking with peoples minds
>>57375562
le pics pls for scientific research XDDDD
>>57368371
Posting in a Bat thread.
>>57375716
>transforming the genre
>comes up with the most clique script
>>57375476
Lapis
>>57375658
The guy sitting next to her is Autismo Extraordinaire but I'm pretty sure they've fucked in the past
