>be human
>DIE
You cant make this shit up
>be lemon
>get made into lemonade
U cunt maeg dis shit ub :DDD
ayy lmao
>be coconut
>chill with your coconut-homies on a palm tree
>some crazy human grabs you, cuts you open or smashes you against a rock and drinks your blood
HOW CAN BIOLOGICAL "LIFE"FORMS EVEN COMPETE
>be tomato
>get PICK'D
AYY LMAO
>>57372168
>be beaner
>get boiled like beans by cartels and than be fed to your family
CANNOT BE FALSE
>>57376960
Very good post.
Thread of the day
/int/ is the best board on 4chan
>be human
>constantly have to distract yourself in order to not suffer from boredom
>>57377201
>he doesn't have a tulpa homie to play astral ping pong with for those boring days
