>be lemon
>get made into lemonade

U cunt maeg dis shit ub :DDD

ayy lmao

>be coconut
>chill with your coconut-homies on a palm tree
>some crazy human grabs you, cuts you open or smashes you against a rock and drinks your blood

HOW CAN BIOLOGICAL "LIFE"FORMS EVEN COMPETE

>be tomato
>get PICK'D

AYY LMAO

>>57372168
>be beaner
>get boiled like beans by cartels and than be fed to your family

CANNOT BE FALSE

>>57376960

Very good post.

Thread of the day

/int/ is the best board on 4chan

>be human
>constantly have to distract yourself in order to not suffer from boredom

>>57377201
>he doesn't have a tulpa homie to play astral ping pong with for those boring days