ITT: We trigger Bongs
>>57370973
Not triggering Bongland.
ur flag a shit USA.
>>57370973
U FOKEN WOT M8 U FAT LAZY STUPID TWAT
Hello American friend. USA! USA! USA! Woo Hoo! God Bless x >>57370973
>>57370973
I trigger ur mum in bed.
Bongs are ok.
>>57370973
We trigger white pigs
Whito piggggu goooo hoooome
Is there a flag that's anywhere near as beautiful as the union flag?
British """""""""""""cuisine"""""""""""""
We're more tolerant to Muslims/Kebab than Bongs and Murricans.
>>57371167
>>57371083
C'mon, man - simple words aren't going to do it.
Dig into the internet for bait
>>57371592
>Celebration over her death
>She's the only reason Britain's still a somewhat imperial power
Legit question, everyone.
Why is Nigel Farage the savior of Britannia?
>>57372180
hes the hero we need, but dont deserve
>>57371683
They only celebrated in the Northern shitholes
I hope I dont offend anybody, but why is everything about Britain so ugly?
Their food, their houses, their weather, their people
>>57372226
>Be me
>Go on Omegle because ebin /pol/ memes
>End up talking to two French QTs
>Have a lot in common
>They ask for my political views
>Ask them why Nigel Farage is the Savior of Britain
>They're visibly triggered
RIP
>>57371083
Birth rate
>>57372258
>Trigger Britain thread
>I hope I don't offend anybody
Is this a part of your plan?
Is this your way of feigning seriousness?
You're triggering me instead
>Be American
>Start thread to trigger someone
>Get triggered
I'm so trigger happy I've apparently shot myself in the foot
>Be American
>Get shot
>>57372390
German rudeness in a nutshell.
islam is not that great
Curry and rice is Indian food, not British food
>>57372463
Story time
>Be my uncle
>Stationed in Okinawa
>Spent his time hanging out at a whorehouse bar and drinking
>Get hammered
>Leave bar, too drunk to ride motorbike home
>stumble across street
>Walk onto random Japanese guy's porch
>pass out at front door
>Wake up to poking on ribs
>Open eyes and see Drunk Japanese guy kicking ribs
>YOU OKAY GAIJIN? YOU OKAY? GAIJIN? YOU OKAY?
>make some groggy sound
>YEAH - YOU OKAY
>Hear fumbling with lock
>Hear door open
>Hear loud thud on ground
>feet on your chest
>Japanese guy passed out drunk over you
What a mystical place
>>57373296
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57373442
Thanks for the (you), Abu Bakr-Al Hyde
>>57371683
I'd rather have a functioning economy nationwide than the Falklands lol
>>57373296
delete this right now
>>57373727
I don't get it
>>57373869
because we're muslims. Come on lad.
>>57373966
>>57374062
oh
hahah
Muslims eat bacon though? The one we had at school loved the cafe's bacon sandwiches
Why would I want to trigger our only ally?
They just don't bite the bait
>>57370973
What's funny is most things people use to trigger Americans could also be applied to Brits. There's plenty of white trash there, except they're even uglier than our white trash. And they have a lot of fatties.
Also what even is British ""culture""? It's "the current year" the Anglosphere is pretty homogeneous at this point.
>>57374158
>only ally
How fucking dare you. I hope your economy never recovers.
>>57375663
God save the Queen
>>57372791
story time
>be my grandpa
>put on boat to japan before atom bombs are dropped in anticipation of land invasion
>bombs drop
>signed on as a cartographer
>war ends
>end up just paying japanese people who can actually draw maps to draw maps for you
>profit
>>57380623
but...but muh Agincourt
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