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Post things that trigger Americans
>>57369453
Your momma's hairy asshole lmao
>>57369495
Eating salad is still American if you do it with copious amounts of honey mustard or ranch dressing.
>>57369453
best president in the USA so far is Barack (Black) Obama.
I don't like interracial pornography or Mcdonalds
>>57369841
Kek
>>57369585
The only thing trigger-worthy ITT 2bh
>>57369858
Do you actually use those in Canada?
>>57369921
I don't know many people who drive automatic but I live in the country
Silly Euros. It's really hard to trigger everyone but you can get a good majority with sports.
Pic related. Best baseball team today and of all time. MLB really just should be AL + Cardinals.
>>57370000
Baseball is the one with the big orange balls, right?
Unlawful
Triggering is a complex reaction carried by brain developed enought to simulate it, so murricans cannot be triggered.
>No black men in the picture
This triggers the American
>>57370480
Hmmm, these artists are considered to be shit even in Russia, but if this trigger Americans then it's alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhfjMH5etj8
>>57370577
shhh
>>57370271
wow that thing with the burning house is horrific
>>57370177
Fucking saved
>>57369453
Post things that trigger Bongs
>>57369585
This would actually trigger me if a European said this since a lot of them actually believe it
>>57370510
why is France not leached?
>>57370177
Wait
>The internet wasn't invented by Americans because even though they first had the idea, Britain first executed it
>However the nuclear bomb also wasn't theirs because even though they were the first to execute it, France was the first to have the idea
?
>>57370757
WHAT THE FUCK, THAT IS NOT HOW OUR MAJESTY'S BANNER IS DISPLAYED, THE DIMENSIONS ARE WRONG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This thread needs more freedom.
>>57370434
guy on the left has a terrible haircut
>>57370903
You know you're contradicting yourself by quoting this two points ...
>>57370903
>The internet wasn't invented by Americans because even though they first had the idea, Britain first executed it
You created the internet, we created the world wide web.
>>57371089
a contradiction is a too advanced concept for an american, let him be happy.
>>57370888
Let me try
I know it says "Plants OR Animals", but I'm going to try to go for 10 Plants AND 10 Animals
Let's see:
>Red Oak
>Live Oak
>Water Oak
>Magnolia Tree
>Dogwood
>Alligator Sawgrass
>Southern Pine
>Poison Ivy
>Resurrection Fern
>Maple Tree
>American Alligator
>Egret
>Blue Heron
>Yellow-Bellied Slider Turtle
>Alligator Snapping Turtle (A.K.A. Bowser)
>Cougar
>Bobcat
>Deer
>Bumble Bee
>Ladybug
Did I win?
>>57371173
that only proves that you can use google.
nice try.
>>57371089
That's the point.
The point is that there's a contradiction there.
Consider me triggered
>>57370903
Don't forget that you never made the Statue of Liberty either.
The best gifts to exchange with the French are bullets. Oh, those were the days
>>57371211
I don't have to prove it to you.
It was a personal challenge and I am satisfied in my completion.
>>57371254
genuinely triggered IMO
>>57371213
Ohh ... yeah, sure sorry I misread!
Anyway you can't say that the internet or the atomic bomb was invented by one men or country, those were big international research.
>>57369463
This actually triggers me, mostly because they're marketing buzzwords that have nothing to do with health or nutrition.
>>57371254
Thanks for the (you)s.
Still triggered with >>57370903 and >>57371213
I was never triggered in >>57371173 though
>>57371284
You're absolutely correct.
However, if the image IS going to attribute it to some nation, I'd rather it at least be logically sound in its ignorance.
>>57371400
Don't expect much, you're on 4chinz after all
What is the correct way to pronounce "pecan", the nut?
>>57371479
This one even bothered me
>>57370886
Know who Charles de Gaulle and Jacques Chirac were ?
Remember 2003 ?
>>57371565
pay-khan
I'm from the south, where everybody else says "pee-can".
Going to my grandparents' house in Christmas is always fun; especially since my grandmother is essentially a female George Dubya. She's even from the same region of Texas, and she screws up her pronunciations accordingly.
>>57370510
How is this supposed to be triggering again? USA is literally leading the developed world and fucking a hot Jewess
>>57371595
Your leaders love licking american ass, don't deny it
>>57370903
The nuke was actually British and the feasibility study was handed over to America as part of an information exchange, which you then gave us the finger over when it was time to give you half over.
It's on the Manhattan project wiki page if you don't believe me too.
>>57371678
Sarkosy did. His party is now literally called "The Republicans" which is a disgrace, and a total non-sense in France.
Nevertheless, we still have a strong tradition of (diplomatically) disapproving of the US politics, be it at the UN or in private.
>>57370254
>lost
>>57371764
Resentful ass-licking is the best kind of ass-licking
>>57371836
Why do you think the US psyche can't help but loving us ?
>>57370338
this is typical of west tho
>>57371789
R A R E
>>57369453
saying football instead of soccer
showing them countries that have it way better than them
telling them that their military might is pointless if they engage another great power like russia cuz nukes
reminding them that a guy called admiral cockburn burned their capital
telling them that they owe their freedom from UK to france
>>57371871
They love you as much as they love Freedom fries :^)
>>57370309
Thread is mostly shit but this one got me
>>57369453
>leaf
>>57371739
>>57371160
I wasn't asking for a source on those points, you mongs
I was pointing out the contradiction in the justification for why it's not American. I don't care if they are really American or not; I'm saying that the image is using double-standards to justify it.
>>57369711
Easter?
>>57370177
WE WUZ INVENTORS AND SHIT
>>57372059
Nobody cares, fat boy.
>>57370343
You can buy those here now, they're just expensive.
Lmfao, good morning world. I see the planet is BTFO at America today
>>57372192
Everything's expensive on the black market
>>57370177
both the phone and the radio were invented by italians. nice revisionism.
>>57370200
why does it say USA wins
why is it from 2010
guess I got triggered but I'm more confused than anything
>>57370952
>The dimensions are wrong
It's still 2:1 aspect ratio
I just fixed the Irish Cross
>>57372175
lol
>implying you are not everything that is wrong with humanity
I remain untriggered.
I rarely see threads like this, mostly it's just Europeans bickering with eachother over the same small-ass lands they've always had
>>57370434
where are the refugees
>>57372175
Didn't read any of this.
>>57372568
Your post somehow tells me that deep down the very starting post of this thread triggered you
>>57372531
This. America is the laughing stock of the first world.
>>57372760
its just pseudo-rational american blather, basically getting upset because they know everyone thinks they're fat babies
>>57372175
and then when they try to do something about international issues they get refugee'd
>>57372805
The Union Jack?
Why?
Also, where'd that chart come from.
We won't trigger America
>>57372805
>Closer to baltics than scandis genetically
>Scandinavian cross flag
>>57373018
You should've said "we can't trigger Americans, they pull the trigger on each other"
>>57373054
I pull the ''trigger'' into ur mum
>>57372531
>>57372760
>>57372823
>>57372865
I know it's hard for you to say thank you, considering you're shells of what you used to be, but...yeah, ya know, you're welcome :^)
>>57373216
Trying too hard. Keep it simple.
>>57373322
that's why ur mum said last night
>>57373301
>considering you're shells of what you used to be
Coming from an American. GOBAMA! HOPE!
>>57372671
That's a mitch hedberg joke dummy
>>57370510
>family with beautiful Jewish woman
>alpha son who carries around swords
>dogs
>other kid that looks like charlie brown
literally great
>>57373349
>you're trying too hard
Sounds about right, Argentina. They said that about the Falklands too.
>>57373392
Literally nothing wrong w/ this.
>>57373462
wat
Is that real
>>57373462
at least our dogs can carry guns, your cops can't even do that
>>57373559
Paki BTFO
>>57373301
>posting pictures of gun to show how triggered you are
Deshaun, chill
>>57371789
>population 2,210
Wtf? How do you have internet? Are you just an anon traveling for break?
>4 American presidents
>got shot
>>57373646
>UK bothered by guns
What's the matter anon, it's an inanimate object.
>>57373559
yes they can
>>57373674
>european trying to shame us for not being european
that's the whole reason why we broke off. we're a nation of hipster puritan cultists
>>57373711
Yankee marshal PLS go
>>57373790
Yankee Marshall?
>>57373803
>>57373776
W E W
Implying I'm going to read ALL THAT
>>57373784
>music glorifying crime and violence
What's wrong with that? By that logic R-rated movies and vidya are bad too.
>>57373462
how is that even possible
>>57373835
He's a youtuber obsessed with chiappa rhinos
>>5737256
Raping your mother
>>57373844
>implying he's going to read
>"ALL THAT"
>>57373844
implying you can read.
>62%
>>57373784
Liberal degeneracy is a concept that is in most western nations, Europe included.
>>57372569
Raping your mother
>>57373741
>he calls that a gun
>>57373888
Nice trips. I've never fired one before, but I thought the mechanism looked neat.
>>57373921
Woah, is that guy in the back OK?
>>57373955
you have to compensate your tiny dicks, don't you?
>>57373711
nah i'm glad you guys have stupid gun laws, cull as many of the young rabbits as you can to stop the bacteria spreading
>>57373955
well....yeah, it is a gun
>>57374027
Not many homicides in my part of the country. Rarely any with guns, mostly just homeless people killing eachother.
It's not like everyone with a gun goes out and fatally wounds another person.
>>57374026
Maybe you can learn a thing or two about firepower the next time you want to claim a bunch of islands off your coast
>>57373955
It's 4.6x30mm, which is fine for the metropolitan police operations.
>>57374116
its just natural selection m8, no need to justify your stupidity to me
>Americans wear Canadian leaf patches while traveling abroad
>>57373955
Holy shit they are fat
10/10 american girl
>>57374026
>jump to the dick argument
Literally nigger-tier strategy.
>>57374143
ah, the falklands card...how original.
we're a 3rd world shithole, but that doesn't change the fact that you have a disgusting and sick fetish with that things
>>57373844
Yes it is a lot of words isn't it?
>>57369726
relevant
Daily reminder that America wouldn't even exist if it weren't for the UK.
>>57374027
It's only a problem if you don't know what you're doing with the gun.
>>57370948
This triggers the American.
You've desecrated their greatest cultural accomplishement.
>>57374187
What are you talking about? I'm saying it varies from place to place.
Tell me Brit, why don't you feel like you should be responsible for your own safety?
>>57374244
>use the tiny dick card
>WOWWWWW DUDE FALKLANDS NICCCEEEE HOW ORIGINALLLLLL
Please just let the UK handle the banter.
>>57374241
Nigger tier strategies are expected from Argentina though.
>>57374210
Cops usually are fat as fuck.
firstly i was thinking to post this pic
but i know that soon some asshole will shouw up and post pictures of Belgrade during ilegal NATO bombing and that makes me sad :'(
>>57374366
>>57374284
>>57374229
>>57374068
>>57373776
thats all folks
i don't have anymore american hate pictures
what a shame...
>>57374346
SWAT shouldn't
>>57373955
NYP Desu
AND STAY OUT
le jesus ghoste
It's Colour not color and Honour not honor.
>>57374366
Well, photos of regular Belgrade make me sad...what an ugly city, Jesus fucking Christ
>>57374414
Congrats.
>>57374424
yes, I can't bealive how much of negative emotions could american-hate thread bring to me... Wtf? I should enjoy it more than any thread
>>57374495
kek
ty
it hurts less
>>57374268
that's how weapons should be
if you're going to attack someone have the guts to look them in the eye. guns are for manchildren who can't accept reality
>>57374441
Yeah it would be great if they weren't.
>>57374467
rip in motherfuckin peace
>>57374473
CUH-LOW-WER
AW-NOW-WER
>>57374229
>average america woman
>>57374313
>>57374314
I love the smell of butthurt at the morning :3
>>57374574
>guns are for man children who can't accept reality.
You've never held a gun before. I don't expect you to understand. But listening to you talk about how bad guns are sounds like a middle-schooler justifying his Cheapo katana.
>>57374305
i am responsible. however i am not a tin-foil hat wearing fat freak who lacks the common decency to lick a mans face before you kill him. if you can only kill people with guns, you shouldn't be killing people at all (generally, you shouldn't anyway, but you're not cut out for it)
>>57374574
But the UK conquered the world with guns, not axes, swords, bows, or arrows. Don't be hypocritical
Would you guys like the American military to leave your country? All Air Force Bases, ports, and other related structures?
>>57374770
yes
fuck off
>>57374753
>all gun owners are conspiracy theorists.
You sound misinformed
>lick a man's face before you kill him
You're romanticizing death, you've never had to kill someone before. You sound like a faggot.
>>57374770
No. America is our military.
>>57374770
Memery aside, I would like that. I think it's wrong to impose on so many countries. Maybe Germany will find some semblance of pride again if we let them have their own full army again. I believe Washington got it right when he said we should keep our world interference to a minimum. Look at us now: overextended, war-weary, pissing off entire regions of the world, etc. Let's just focus on North America
>>57374829
Really think on it.
>>57374770
Well, they are one of the four places in the whole country where I can get a double whooper, so I don't mind them staying.
>>57374761
>you are responsible for the previous actions of inhabitants on the landmass you are randomly born into
stupid american
>>57374874
I agree. It's wasting resources, we should allow European countries to rebuild their militaries, and we need to focus more on our own turf, with our depleting enlistment rate.
>>57374718
held guns, shot guns. they're alright. your stupid pride in the inanimate is puerile and boring
>>57374877
i did
>>57370254
Ummmm you do realize that Vietnam was part if French Indochina. The French lost against said rice farmers first creating the whole mess.
>>57374891
>I am responsible for all the shit going on in America
okay, I'll keep that in mind
>>57374837
>this is what americans actually believe
the more I know about burgers, the more repulsive they become.
>>57374837
oh boy
Desperate Dan the gun owner man is here to teach us about how he was severing kids faces in 'nam. Tell us daddy, about how you were born in the cold palms of death and how you've sellotaped a glock to your inner thigh in case your next viewing of Batman vs Superman goes interrupted by Mr. Patel
>>57373803
So true
Cherry picked images like >>57370312 trigger me. Have a (You) anon, you deserve it.
>>57374974
>being this dim
>>57375105
okay
>>57375053
>cherry picked
>this damage control
>>57374837
you are literally the biggest faggot imaginable
thinking you're a REEL MANG because you own a pewpew machine and you and cletus go and shoot the neighbours trashcan while touching peepees to pics of his sister
We still on the gun thing or what's the argument about now?
>>57375025
I don't know what you mean.
>>57375032
I've shot someone before. Using a gun doesn't make you less of a man. I would've been dead if I didn't have one.
>>57370155
underrated post
>>57375192
No, you're a "real mang" if you can defend your home and don't need to rely on ineffective law enforcement.
>>57375195
Gun thing
>>57375207
>I've shot someone before
>another american
>be american...
all of you are psycho fuckers, that's why you're the land of the mass shootings.
>>57375195
Why can't you have responsible gun laws?
>>57374541
There's something funny when a high tier country, such as Canada, the UK, Australia etc. make fun of us, but when it's a third world country like yourself shitposting, that's when I get triggered, since youre below us in every way.
>>57375273
Yeah, it's sort of sad that there are a lot of mentally ill people.
>>57375207
How was it man? I bet it was "just the thing i had to do at that time man idk i wouldn't be here man it was me or him i'm not a hero or a big man haha im just like an everyday guy who knows how to FLIP INTO ACTION MODE HIYAAAA"
the ever evasive masculinity you chase is unfortunately just a concept invoked by your absent father
there, there
>>57375207
>I've shot someone before. Using a gun doesn't make you less of a man. I would've been dead if I didn't have one.
This is the most American thing I've ever read
>>57373741
Cute peashooter, Rajeet
>>57375176
Yes, there are fat people here. Australia also has high obesity rates...
That image was objectively cherry picked to be one sided. Like this >>57373674. It's comparing the worst of America to the best of Europe. That's objectively cherry picking.
>>57375301
your post is only good thing in this thread :3
bealive or not, our health care is better than yours he he he
>>57369453
The flag of one of our greatest allies is supposed to trigger me? I don't get your logic, it's not the late 17-1800s.
>>57375275
Because you don't have to like it, you just have to accept it, considering we protect you it's even more true.
>>57375308
I was terrified, not gonna lie. I heard something on my back porch and I thought it was my dog.
My car wasn't in my driveway, it was getting repaired so I guess someone assumed my house was vacant.
Two guys (of Hispanic descent) were trying to get into my tool-closet.
I opened the door and they chased me into my house.
I got my gun, shot one of them as he was entering my room.
The other one ran off.
He had one of my kitchen knives.
>>57369495
looks tasty desu
>>57375387
>better healthcare
>be serbian
>knee hurts from massive squating
>goes do doctor (pic related)
>come back in 10 months
>die
>masterrace Serbian Healthcare
I'd rather keep paying more for healthcare than what you earn per month to get treated like a human being.
>>57375484
Fuck man, what state? How did it all go down in court?
>>57375273
I don't think he was American, they couldn't lift an ID off of him when I had my wrongful death lawsuit.
>>57375522
>>be serbian
>>knee hurts from massive squating
>>goes do doctor (pic related)
>>come back in 10 months
>>die
>>masterrace Serbian Healthcare
its still much better thats the point
>>57375531
Texas. His family sued me for wrongful death, they lost the case. I'm glad I'm alive, and I still own guns, but it fucked with me.
>>57375484
baseball bat, sorted
just don't be such a baby about it, happens all the time in london
Test
Test
>>57375468
>considering we protect you it's even more true.
Thanks....buddy
>>57375496
Needs oil and vinegar tbμ
>>57375549
you're human trash, please, end your life.
>>57375588
That's a shame, but it's a good thing you're still alive
Good thing you're still with us
>>57375591
God, alright if there's one thing that actually triggers me it's this shit. One time a brit was mocking me about guns, then I asked him how he would defend himself in home invasion, and he said he'd just punch them away. Jesus christ I hope this is just banter.
>>57375591
the gun scared off the second guy, I wasn't going to chase him and shoot him.
I wanted to put as much range between my attacker and I as possible, which is the smarter thing to do.
>>57375574
It sure is.
>mfw his monthly salary is less than what i pay for healthcare.
>>57375588
lol because you killed him for no reason basically
>>57375629
I'm glad his faggot family took me to court. It got thrown out because his face was so torn the fuck up they couldn't confirm or deny it was the man I was accused of shooting unjustly.
>muh universal healthcare
>be Euro/Canuck
>get injured
>go to the doctors
>have to wait for 3 hours
>finally meet with Doctor
>receive 20 minutes of subpar treatment because he has to meet with another patient
No thanks I'll stick with my healthcare desu
>>57375669
>implying that all big bad guys are actually satanic niggers from the fourth dimension who can buttfuck you into submission
if you weren't all so fat maybe you could do something m8
>>57371789
hi green canada
.∆
∆∆
>>57375712
>enters my home
>attempts to steal my things
>chases me in my home with my kitchen knife
This isn't justification to you?
Was I supposed to let him stab me?
>>57375771
so.... I guess guns are justified here in a way.
>>57375659
Thanks anon.
>>57375192
I know that guns seem scary and all, but they really aren't as long as you aren't an idiot with them. Guns aren't just some toy, or sense of power, they are an investment into taking care of yourself.
That's what we've been all about, taking care of ourselves. I own them because I'm just not the type to sit around waiting for help. I'm not gonna sit in a burned down home and wait for someone to help me, I'm not gonna sit on the side of the street if my car breaks down and wait for someone to stop and give me a ride.
If someone breaks into my home, I'm not gonna hide behind a wood door and hope the police get there before the burglar gets to me. I like being able to take care of myself, and keeping someone from hurting me or taking everything I have is an awesome feeling, you should try it sometime.
>>57375790
>being this two-dimensional
you can actually do other things besides 1. dying 2. killing btw
I have to remember this gun stuff to banter Americans in the future
>>57375659
>Good thing you're still with us
true, to keep killing ameriscum.
>>57374940
Not that guy but your reflexive need to break out the five-pound word "puerile" betrays you far more than anything the other guy said. Next you'll be complaining about "banality" and "ennui", Farroq. Oh dear me, tinny sorts of words, dreadful things, guns, stupid Americans now let's have some tea.
>>57375802
hehe maybe so
all successful applicants need diabetes tho i reckon
>>57375837
your philosophy is intrinsically flawed unfortunately. Old age will be a depressing ordeal for you
>>57375862
no, I really couldn't have. It was life or death, have you ever been in a situation like this?
>>57375885
You sound like an angry, easily upset person.
I'd feel bad for you if you weren't an awful person.
>>57375901
ennui is a disgusting french word and thusly i would rather drink filthy coffee then let it pass my lips
>be american
>commit suicide
>wife sues your dead body
>she wins
>your organs are sold to indemnify her
>>57375885
To keep killing murderers, senpai
He did the right thing
I don't blame him one bit
>>57376004
I feel bad for you for being a human trash gun lover.
>>57376053
>organs
parts*
>>57375956
consider this:
>they weren't going to kill you instantly
>you could have impaired one of them with a leg wound
>you could have scared them off with a warning shot
>they could have been reasoned with
its like everything you say is from some Hollywood blockbuster protagonist
>>57375952
Except that your argument doesn't refute my point, you're just misconstruing my argument to make it easier to attack because you don't really have an explanation for yourself.
>>57375952
Not him, but maybe you're right. The government-helps-us-all mentality in Europe will certainly help shepard the old in the coming demographic crisis. But the US's culture is founded upon rugged individualism and self-sufficiency, and despite the struggles that may entail, I would have it no other way.
Gran torino is a nigh-comical manifestation of this spirit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HisV1xUcIFI
So you can call us out on it, but it's something we will never let go of because it is part of what we are
>>57376060
>holding a knife instantly makes you a murderer
OH BHOY LOOKS LIKE GORDAN RAMSAY SHOULD STAB YA MUM THEN GUVNOR
>hating on America
This is the most exciting country on earth. There's never a dull week in America.
God bless this strange land.
>>57376131
my "argument" was just a note to you, that the ending portion of your life is going to be uncomfortable. your need for control is going to be sorely wounded when you're shitting yourself everyday in a retirement home. your whole argument is just the typical bants you texans spout when you think you know stuff. idc, have all the guns you want, you're still going to end up hanging yourself
britbong is clearly baiting and all burgers fell for it
>>57376266
God bless the US and A
>>57375699
>87x124
>>57376266
god bless from the U to the motherfucking A
>>57376144
>when Americans think they're free and independent from the government despite being told told what to think by fox news
this argument is the biggest joke possiblé friend
it's a pretty little thing that actually helps to keep you subdued ironically
>>57376279
It's never about control, it's about taking care of yourself. I can accept when I can't do things, but even if I'm shitting myself in a wheelchair I'll still shoot straight. Stay mad faggot.
>Americans seriously replying to bait in a bait thread
>>57376115
I was awoken, confronted, and chased around my house. This situation was moving very fast. Also, I was using my shotgun, the grouping on the first shot wasn't lethal, but he didn't go down, so I hit him again.
>>57376266
You said it brother
>>57376446
>can accept when i can't do things
>like win arguments
>>57376266
God bless
>>57376509
>Why won't those damn Americans give in?
>Why won't they just give up?
You tell me, because it's how we kicked your asses back over the Atlantic.
>>57375885
PAY DEBTS BEANER
>>57376500
lol i love the "ENEMY MUST DIE" mentality you guys have where you completely dehumanise whoever you're riled up against. just more evidence you're all under-evolved tbf
>>57373392
Brasileiro?
i thought brazilians speak portuguese
>>57376405
AMERICANS stand down. This brit is a crafty banterer and we clearly cannot handle it. STOP REPLYING TO HIM. you will not win because he has no actual investment in this, despite our elaborated posts
le 62 face
Brit friends teach me how you trigger Americans so hard
>>57376612
They were in my home and intended to cause me harm. He knew the risks.
>>57376605
we're already paying, you fucking ignorant
>>57376115
>Impaired one of them with a leg wound
Leg wounds kill, and even then you can ignore a leg wound until you've only got a few minutes left
When you shoot, you shoot to kill
>>57376601
did you? did you personally "kick our asses?" because it seems to me you can't even kick the asses of two little latino hoodrats without a fucking cannon to protect your little dribbling cripple body
>>57376618
>>57376648
He's invested in this or he would've fucked off by now. I don't feel bad explaining to him why I shot someone.
The Argentinian fucked off, glad about that.
>>57376716
Stop feeding him dude. He obviously knows going for a leg shot is total BS.
>>57376614
we're far superior than that meme """language"""" spoken in POORtugal
![smiling-young-man-thinkstock_101350542-258x300[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3SkXWn0.jpg "smiling-young-man-thinkstock 101350542-258x300[2]")
>I will never be so obsessed with another country that I spend my life browsing the comments section of one of their websites, desperately hoping to get a rise of its citizens through my irritating behavior
>I will never be so obsessed with the self-hatred and dissatisfaction in my life that I turn to offensive stereotypes
>I will never be so obsessed with the self-hatred and dissatisfaction in my life that I bully others to make myself feel bigger
This is my pledge to myself:
I will never be a pathetic yuropoor.
Signed
Brian Collins
4 April, 2016
>>57376684
Wait, no he didn't, just more anti gun rhetoric.
>>57376680
seems like they're almost capable of rational thought then, no?
perhaps even communication?
BUT NAH BLOW EVERYTHING UP YEAAAH MERICA
>>57376735
He's a brit with fuck all else to do. The argie just copycats the brit (quite ironic heh). Just leave it, they will never say "ok you're right"
>>57376618
Philadelphia """""""cheese"""""""
>>57376680
>They were in my home and intended to cause me harm
>he intended to cause me harm
>that gives me the right to act like a savage and kill him
>american logic
>>57376769
b-but you are partially yuroporr
>>57376618
>>57376732
Sure about that?
>>57376716
>>57376746
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Lee_Rigby
nigs armed with gun
armed police turn up
luckily this isn't america and they're trained police so they do not instantly just fuck everything up and then wank each other in the ruins of black kids
>>57376841
City of brotherly love. I cannot let my American brothers be trolled by banter like this.
>>57376809
Chasing me around my home with cutlery seemed to send a pretty clear message of his intentions.
So yeah, I shot him. It's not like I don't think about it, or how it could've played out differently, but it happened, and it can't un-happen.
You can't make me feel like I was wrong in doing so.
>>57376933
maybe he just wanted to spoon
>because you said cutlery
>>57376846
>act like a savage and kill him
Savages chase people around their homes with knives.
>>57376874
Yes, brits and aussies exist in a much more relaxed state where they say anything to get to people. They don't really care about your logic. Re-read your posts and there's. It's pretty clear they just shift around to take the piss... and you're buying it. They found the weakness and are poking it man
>>57377004
Sorry, it's early, I should've just written a knife.
I'm glad he didn't find my assault spoons, then I wouldn't be posting right now.
>>57376916
>Be mentally handicapped Philanderer adult
>Get kidnapped
>This thread
>>57376933
>still feeling self-justified after killing the only child of a poor latino mother, who just wanted to pay for his mothers hospital bills
but as long as you're okay, nice white man
>>57376732
I like how you refer to it as a cannon, because it's so terrifying to you, having what you consider a weapon of mass destruction in your hands. Either you think you are too irresponsible to use the thing properly, or you have truly been convinced by your leaders that you don't know what's good for yourself, thus letting them take what they want and tell you everything you should be doing.
>>57377074
>Philanderer - a man who readily or frequently enters into casual sexual relationships with women; a womanizer.
shit man, didn't realize that alpha chads get kidnapped so much.
>>57377023
yeah, they also attack the people when they chase their homes instead of calling the police.
barbarians.
>>57377028
Sounds like damage control to me
>>57377195
I can't help you if you're going to be as stubborn as they are bored mane.
>>57377105
Apparently he had a wife and kids. They tried to take me to court because he was declared missing a few days later.
HOWEVER, they were illegal. No dental records, no finger prints, no one knew where he was or what he was doing.
Since he got hit at almost point blank range with birdshot, and then buckshot, his body couldn't be identified.
He had no identifying materials on his body, no tattoos, no hair, not even a wedding ring.
>>57377139
Fug wrong word im out of here
>>57377129
>"Either you think you are too irresponsible to use the thing properly"
>lol i just shot some brown kid because he tried to butter my bread too hard
>>57373955
Fuck, is that kind of weaponry necessary? I know New York is a shithole but god damn.
>>57377170
The cops would've taken too long, one of us was going to die, I would've bled out by the time law enforcement got there if I tried to hide in my room or some shit.
>>57377232
Well you could have just joined in on the satire but you started crying wolf about us losing anything but time.
Pretty sure you're a redcoat spy.
>>57377316
wtf you cannot be serious you're in the banter as well. This is all banter? this is awkward. Fuck I'm out of here GOODBYE
>>57377263
That's your logic on how to use a gun properly, right? I get that not knowing the first thing about them leaves a person rather dense on how to use one, but c'mon man.
>>57377087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvaVh6WGPE0
>>57377298
>The cops would've taken too long, one of us was going to die
exaggerating as the good american you are, how typical, there's a difference between your tv shows and real life, you know?
>>57376684
How does it feel to be third world? Not good, I would assume
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2002/nov/25/famine.argentina
>>57377233
>HOWEVER, THEY'RE FILTHY IMMIGRANTS
sub-humans right? impressive amounts of delusion there buddy boy
>>57377368
Yep, that's a spy if I ever saw one.
>>57377379
You don't know much about American le enforcement.
>average response time of 11 minutes
http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-NB-1264
>>57377385
>How does it feel to be third world?
well, we don't have mass shootings, 35 million mexicans and we're not cucked.
on the other hand, your criminal rates are closer to ours, and you're supposed to be irst world.
>>57377298
>implying he was looking exclusively to stab you
this is projection, and i think its time to admit to yourself your dressed-up sadistic fantasies.
>>57377374
>implying that guns actually take any significant skill or talent to use
that's just what southern Sam wants you to think so you have something to feel good about for yourself instead of fisting your grandma every tuesday
>>57377390
I'm not your buddy, britbong.
You're a very delusional man, where him or his friend magically would've spared me if I had let him live.
>>57377495
Ooh, or he would've kidnapped me and taken me hostage, that sounds like fun.
Jesus, you're really reaching for ways to antagonize me.
>>57377645
nobodies YOUR buddy right? because you can't let people in too close in case they get one over on you! and don't even get you started on that pesky government eh. always sneaking in, taking your guns and god-lovin' normal folks.
your life is a stereotype, one big joke
>>57377688
for someone who prides himself on being a real man
gunfuckers like you are the biggest pussies imaginable
>>57377480
>we're not cucked
Paco, don't get me started on you beaners and cuckoldry.
>>57377759
Who hurt you this badly?
I'm not some deranged conspiracy theorist, but I don't have to explain my lifestyle to you.
You're losing focus, let's just keep talking about guns, I like doing that.
>>57377688
teehee it is working tho
>>57377688
Anon don't let Punjeet get to you, I would've done the same thing.
>>57377843
>he doesn't want to get kidnapped, wounded, or murdered
>he's not a real man
What kind of a world do you live in?
>>57377639
Obviously you've never shot a gun before (England thing and all) so if you ever get the chance to hold one please don't shoot yourself in the foot on the way to the liquor store.
>>57377915
you're not action man until you can fight off attacker with melee at least, fagit
>>57377913
Im indulging his little bullshit diatribe, it's entertaining, this little world he's conjured for himself where everything will turn out for the better if you don't protect yourself and give criminals the benefit of the doubt.
>>57377848
let me educate a little:
>Paco isn't an argentine related name
>we aren't beaners: this is a concept that would confuse you, but not all latin americans are mexicans or puerto ricans
your lack of arguments and buthurt are laughlable, also, you confirmed the ''american education'' meme.
>>57377928
this just seems overall like an odd thing to say
>>57378026
maybe I'm not as inclined to get stabbed as you are, Englishman.
He wasn't about to bin that knife.
>>57378029
trumpie detected
>>57378087
but you do realise this makes you gay?
>2016
>not getting stabbed for queen and country
faggit
>>57378048
Honestly, no one in the United States really cares about Argentina.
It's just kinda there.
You have your French fries with the hotdogs and cheese, and you're in movies about nazis that fled Germany.
and that's the extent of how much Americans care about Argentina.
>>57378029
>"this little world he's conjured for himself"
>i actually live in the full constant fear that my government will one day decide to randomly start exterminating or assaulting its populace for some unspecified reason and you should to, sheeple
>>57378125
This election is a circus, I've yet to determine who I'm voting for.
>>57378172
I'm good w/o getting stabbed.
>>57378264
No, I don't think the government is going to come out and "take away my guns"
They would've done it by now, or a while ago.
>>57378265
>"This election is a circus, I've yet to determine who I'm voting for."
OH BOY
never trust those suited government rats lad, what if they pillage our three-legged cousin/children
>>57378343
Are you alright? Is there something I can do for you? You don't seem well.
And no, I'm just undecided, I want to find a candidate who's policies I think will make my country better.
>>57378197
>no one in the United States really cares about Argentina.
good! then you have to learn to not speak about things you don't know a shit.
>>57378531
stay angry, paco. Use your inner fuego to light the fires that will burn down America.
>>57378480
>you don't seem well
>says the man who's shot someone
this guy eh
>>57378684
kek, America will burn down due to its own decadence and degeneracy, not because some random anon on the internet...
>>57378698
Oh, I'm fine.
If I was in the state you're in I wouldn't own a gun.
>>57378822
If I was in the state you're in, I guess i'd be inbred too
>>57378811
¡ay que rico papiiiiii!
Jajaajajaja
>>57378854
You sound very upset.
>>57379091
have the inanities descended to this level now? are you still that upset about getting butthurt earlier? you gonna sit here all day spewing further pleb talk "huurr you okai fwend durr? you seem a bit silli to mi hueee"
it's okay you got upset, i guess i was being a bit mean. you're a human, you have emotions and that's fine
>>57379091
it's probably part of the reason your dad won't return your calls though you insufferable fagit
>>57379497
>>57379297
Exactly 200 posts later. Jesus you are a shitposting machine.
>>57380278
thanks bae
