Post things that trigger Americans
>>57369453
Your momma's hairy asshole lmao
>>57369495
Eating salad is still American if you do it with copious amounts of honey mustard or ranch dressing.
>>57369453
best president in the USA so far is Barack (Black) Obama.
I don't like interracial pornography or Mcdonalds
>>57369841
Kek
>>57369585
The only thing trigger-worthy ITT 2bh
>>57369858
Do you actually use those in Canada?
>>57369921
I don't know many people who drive automatic but I live in the country
Silly Euros. It's really hard to trigger everyone but you can get a good majority with sports.
Pic related. Best baseball team today and of all time. MLB really just should be AL + Cardinals.
>>57370000
Baseball is the one with the big orange balls, right?
Unlawful
Triggering is a complex reaction carried by brain developed enought to simulate it, so murricans cannot be triggered.
>No black men in the picture
This triggers the American
>>57370480
Hmmm, these artists are considered to be shit even in Russia, but if this trigger Americans then it's alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhfjMH5etj8
>>57370577
shhh
>>57370271
wow that thing with the burning house is horrific
>>57370177
Fucking saved
>>57369453
Post things that trigger Bongs
>>57369585
This would actually trigger me if a European said this since a lot of them actually believe it
>>57370510
why is France not leached?
>>57370177
Wait
>The internet wasn't invented by Americans because even though they first had the idea, Britain first executed it
>However the nuclear bomb also wasn't theirs because even though they were the first to execute it, France was the first to have the idea
?
>>57370757
WHAT THE FUCK, THAT IS NOT HOW OUR MAJESTY'S BANNER IS DISPLAYED, THE DIMENSIONS ARE WRONG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This thread needs more freedom.
>>57370434
guy on the left has a terrible haircut
>>57370903
You know you're contradicting yourself by quoting this two points ...
>>57370903
>The internet wasn't invented by Americans because even though they first had the idea, Britain first executed it
You created the internet, we created the world wide web.
>>57371089
a contradiction is a too advanced concept for an american, let him be happy.
>>57370888
Let me try
I know it says "Plants OR Animals", but I'm going to try to go for 10 Plants AND 10 Animals
Let's see:
>Red Oak
>Live Oak
>Water Oak
>Magnolia Tree
>Dogwood
>Alligator Sawgrass
>Southern Pine
>Poison Ivy
>Resurrection Fern
>Maple Tree
>American Alligator
>Egret
>Blue Heron
>Yellow-Bellied Slider Turtle
>Alligator Snapping Turtle (A.K.A. Bowser)
>Cougar
>Bobcat
>Deer
>Bumble Bee
>Ladybug
Did I win?
>>57371173
that only proves that you can use google.
nice try.
>>57371089
That's the point.
The point is that there's a contradiction there.
Consider me triggered
>>57370903
Don't forget that you never made the Statue of Liberty either.
The best gifts to exchange with the French are bullets. Oh, those were the days
>>57371211
I don't have to prove it to you.
It was a personal challenge and I am satisfied in my completion.
>>57370903
>>57371173
>>57371213
>>57371254
genuinely triggered IMO
>>57371213
Ohh ... yeah, sure sorry I misread!
Anyway you can't say that the internet or the atomic bomb was invented by one men or country, those were big international research.
>>57369463
This actually triggers me, mostly because they're marketing buzzwords that have nothing to do with health or nutrition.
>>57371254
Thanks for the (you)s.
Still triggered with >>57370903 and >>57371213
I was never triggered in >>57371173 though
>>57371345
>>57371284
You're absolutely correct.
However, if the image IS going to attribute it to some nation, I'd rather it at least be logically sound in its ignorance.
>>57371254
>>57371388
>>57371400
Don't expect much, you're on 4chinz after all
What is the correct way to pronounce "pecan", the nut?
>>57371479
This one even bothered me
>>57370886
Know who Charles de Gaulle and Jacques Chirac were ?
Remember 2003 ?
>>57371565
pay-khan
I'm from the south, where everybody else says "pee-can".
Going to my grandparents' house in Christmas is always fun; especially since my grandmother is essentially a female George Dubya. She's even from the same region of Texas, and she screws up her pronunciations accordingly.
>>57370510
How is this supposed to be triggering again? USA is literally leading the developed world and fucking a hot Jewess
>>57371595
Your leaders love licking american ass, don't deny it
>>57370903
The nuke was actually British and the feasibility study was handed over to America as part of an information exchange, which you then gave us the finger over when it was time to give you half over.
It's on the Manhattan project wiki page if you don't believe me too.
>>57371678
Sarkosy did. His party is now literally called "The Republicans" which is a disgrace, and a total non-sense in France.
Nevertheless, we still have a strong tradition of (diplomatically) disapproving of the US politics, be it at the UN or in private.
>>57370254
>lost
>>57371764
Resentful ass-licking is the best kind of ass-licking
>>57371836
Why do you think the US psyche can't help but loving us ?
>>57370338
this is typical of west tho
>>57371789
R A R E
>>57369453
saying football instead of soccer
showing them countries that have it way better than them
telling them that their military might is pointless if they engage another great power like russia cuz nukes
reminding them that a guy called admiral cockburn burned their capital
telling them that they owe their freedom from UK to france
>>57371871
They love you as much as they love Freedom fries :^)
>>57370309
Thread is mostly shit but this one got me
>>57371956
>>57369453
>leaf
>>57371739
>>57371160
I wasn't asking for a source on those points, you mongs
I was pointing out the contradiction in the justification for why it's not American. I don't care if they are really American or not; I'm saying that the image is using double-standards to justify it.
>>57369711
Easter?
>>57372052
>>57370177
WE WUZ INVENTORS AND SHIT
>>57372059
Nobody cares, fat boy.
K
>>57372106
>.gif
>>57370343
You can buy those here now, they're just expensive.
Lmfao, good morning world. I see the planet is BTFO at America today
>>57372192
Everything's expensive on the black market
>>57370177
both the phone and the radio were invented by italians. nice revisionism.
>>57370200
why does it say USA wins
why is it from 2010
guess I got triggered but I'm more confused than anything
>>57370952
>The dimensions are wrong
It's still 2:1 aspect ratio
I just fixed the Irish Cross
>>57372175
lol
>implying you are not everything that is wrong with humanity
I remain untriggered.
I rarely see threads like this, mostly it's just Europeans bickering with eachother over the same small-ass lands they've always had
>>57370434
where are the refugees
>>57372175
Didn't read any of this.
>>57372568
Your post somehow tells me that deep down the very starting post of this thread triggered you
>>57372531
This. America is the laughing stock of the first world.
>>57372760
its just pseudo-rational american blather, basically getting upset because they know everyone thinks they're fat babies
>>57372175
and then when they try to do something about international issues they get refugee'd
>>57372805
The Union Jack?
Why?
Also, where'd that chart come from.
We won't trigger America
>>57372805
>Closer to baltics than scandis genetically
>Scandinavian cross flag
>>57373018
You should've said "we can't trigger Americans, they pull the trigger on each other"
>>57373054
I pull the ''trigger'' into ur mum
>>57372531
>>57372760
>>57372823
>>57372865
I know it's hard for you to say thank you, considering you're shells of what you used to be, but...yeah, ya know, you're welcome :^)
>>57373216
Trying too hard. Keep it simple.
>>57373216
>>57373322
that's why ur mum said last night
>>57373301
>considering you're shells of what you used to be
Coming from an American. GOBAMA! HOPE!
>>57372671
That's a mitch hedberg joke dummy
>>57370510
>family with beautiful Jewish woman
>alpha son who carries around swords
>dogs
>other kid that looks like charlie brown
literally great
>>57373349
>you're trying too hard
Sounds about right, Argentina. They said that about the Falklands too.
>>57373392
Literally nothing wrong w/ this.
>>57373462
wat
Is that real
>>57373462
at least our dogs can carry guns, your cops can't even do that
>>57373559
Paki BTFO
>>57373301
>posting pictures of gun to show how triggered you are
Deshaun, chill
>>57371789
>population 2,210
Wtf? How do you have internet? Are you just an anon traveling for break?
>4 American presidents
>got shot
>>57373646
>UK bothered by guns
What's the matter anon, it's an inanimate object.
>>57373559
yes they can
>>57373674
>european trying to shame us for not being european
that's the whole reason why we broke off. we're a nation of hipster puritan cultists
>>57369453
>>57369453
>>57373711
Yankee marshal PLS go
>>57373790
Yankee Marshall?
>>57373803
>>57373776
W E W
Implying I'm going to read ALL THAT
>>57373784
>music glorifying crime and violence
What's wrong with that? By that logic R-rated movies and vidya are bad too.
>>57373462
how is that even possible
>>57373835
He's a youtuber obsessed with chiappa rhinos
>>5737256
Raping your mother
>>57373844
>implying he's going to read
>"ALL THAT"
>>57373844
implying you can read.
>62%
>>57373784
Liberal degeneracy is a concept that is in most western nations, Europe included.
>>57373382
>>57372569
Raping your mother
>>57373741
>he calls that a gun
>>57373888
Nice trips. I've never fired one before, but I thought the mechanism looked neat.
>>57373921
Woah, is that guy in the back OK?
>>57373955
you have to compensate your tiny dicks, don't you?
>>57373711
nah i'm glad you guys have stupid gun laws, cull as many of the young rabbits as you can to stop the bacteria spreading
>>57373955
well....yeah, it is a gun
>>57374027
Not many homicides in my part of the country. Rarely any with guns, mostly just homeless people killing eachother.
It's not like everyone with a gun goes out and fatally wounds another person.
>>57374026
Maybe you can learn a thing or two about firepower the next time you want to claim a bunch of islands off your coast
>>57373955
It's 4.6x30mm, which is fine for the metropolitan police operations.
>>57374116
its just natural selection m8, no need to justify your stupidity to me
>Americans wear Canadian leaf patches while traveling abroad
>>57373955
Holy shit they are fat
10/10 american girl
>>57374026
>jump to the dick argument
Literally nigger-tier strategy.
>>57374143
ah, the falklands card...how original.
we're a 3rd world shithole, but that doesn't change the fact that you have a disgusting and sick fetish with that things
>>57373844
Yes it is a lot of words isn't it?
>>57369726
relevant
Daily reminder that America wouldn't even exist if it weren't for the UK.
>>57374027
It's only a problem if you don't know what you're doing with the gun.
>>57370948
This triggers the American.
You've desecrated their greatest cultural accomplishement.
>>57374187
What are you talking about? I'm saying it varies from place to place.
Tell me Brit, why don't you feel like you should be responsible for your own safety?
>>57374244
>use the tiny dick card
>WOWWWWW DUDE FALKLANDS NICCCEEEE HOW ORIGINALLLLLL
Please just let the UK handle the banter.
>>57374241
Nigger tier strategies are expected from Argentina though.
>>57374210
Cops usually are fat as fuck.
firstly i was thinking to post this pic
but i know that soon some asshole will shouw up and post pictures of Belgrade during ilegal NATO bombing and that makes me sad :'(
>>57374366
>>57374284
>>57374229
>>57374068
>>57373776
thats all folks
i don't have anymore american hate pictures
what a shame...
>>57374366
:(
>>57374346
SWAT shouldn't
>>57373955
NYP Desu
AND STAY OUT
le jesus ghoste
It's Colour not color and Honour not honor.
>>57374366
Well, photos of regular Belgrade make me sad...what an ugly city, Jesus fucking Christ
>>57374414
Congrats.
>>57374424
yes, I can't bealive how much of negative emotions could american-hate thread bring to me... Wtf? I should enjoy it more than any thread
>>57374495
kek
ty
it hurts less
>>57374268
that's how weapons should be
if you're going to attack someone have the guts to look them in the eye. guns are for manchildren who can't accept reality
>>57374441
Yeah it would be great if they weren't.
>>57374467
rip in motherfuckin peace
>>57374473
CUH-LOW-WER
AW-NOW-WER
>>57369678
>>57374229
>average america woman
>>57374313
>>57374314
I love the smell of butthurt at the morning :3
>>57374574
>guns are for man children who can't accept reality.
You've never held a gun before. I don't expect you to understand. But listening to you talk about how bad guns are sounds like a middle-schooler justifying his Cheapo katana.
>>57374305
i am responsible. however i am not a tin-foil hat wearing fat freak who lacks the common decency to lick a mans face before you kill him. if you can only kill people with guns, you shouldn't be killing people at all (generally, you shouldn't anyway, but you're not cut out for it)
>>57374574
But the UK conquered the world with guns, not axes, swords, bows, or arrows. Don't be hypocritical
Would you guys like the American military to leave your country? All Air Force Bases, ports, and other related structures?
>>57374770
yes
fuck off
>>57374753
>all gun owners are conspiracy theorists.
You sound misinformed
>lick a man's face before you kill him
You're romanticizing death, you've never had to kill someone before. You sound like a faggot.
>>57374770
No. America is our military.
>>57374770
Memery aside, I would like that. I think it's wrong to impose on so many countries. Maybe Germany will find some semblance of pride again if we let them have their own full army again. I believe Washington got it right when he said we should keep our world interference to a minimum. Look at us now: overextended, war-weary, pissing off entire regions of the world, etc. Let's just focus on North America
>>57374829
Really think on it.
>>57374770
Well, they are one of the four places in the whole country where I can get a double whooper, so I don't mind them staying.
>>57374761
>you are responsible for the previous actions of inhabitants on the landmass you are randomly born into
stupid american
>>57374874
I agree. It's wasting resources, we should allow European countries to rebuild their militaries, and we need to focus more on our own turf, with our depleting enlistment rate.
>>57374718
held guns, shot guns. they're alright. your stupid pride in the inanimate is puerile and boring
>>57374877
i did
>>57370254
Ummmm you do realize that Vietnam was part if French Indochina. The French lost against said rice farmers first creating the whole mess.
>>57374891
>I am responsible for all the shit going on in America
okay, I'll keep that in mind
>>57374837
>this is what americans actually believe
the more I know about burgers, the more repulsive they become.
>>57374837
oh boy
Desperate Dan the gun owner man is here to teach us about how he was severing kids faces in 'nam. Tell us daddy, about how you were born in the cold palms of death and how you've sellotaped a glock to your inner thigh in case your next viewing of Batman vs Superman goes interrupted by Mr. Patel
>>57373803
So true
Cherry picked images like >>57370312 trigger me. Have a (You) anon, you deserve it.
>>57374974
>being this dim
>>57375105
okay
>>57375053
>cherry picked
>this damage control
>>57374837
you are literally the biggest faggot imaginable
thinking you're a REEL MANG because you own a pewpew machine and you and cletus go and shoot the neighbours trashcan while touching peepees to pics of his sister
We still on the gun thing or what's the argument about now?
>>57375025
I don't know what you mean.
>>57375032
I've shot someone before. Using a gun doesn't make you less of a man. I would've been dead if I didn't have one.
>>57370155
underrated post
>>57375192
No, you're a "real mang" if you can defend your home and don't need to rely on ineffective law enforcement.
>>57375195
Gun thing
>>57375207
>I've shot someone before
>another american
>be american...
all of you are psycho fuckers, that's why you're the land of the mass shootings.
>>57375195
Why can't you have responsible gun laws?
>>57374541
There's something funny when a high tier country, such as Canada, the UK, Australia etc. make fun of us, but when it's a third world country like yourself shitposting, that's when I get triggered, since youre below us in every way.
>>57375273
Yeah, it's sort of sad that there are a lot of mentally ill people.
>>57375207
How was it man? I bet it was "just the thing i had to do at that time man idk i wouldn't be here man it was me or him i'm not a hero or a big man haha im just like an everyday guy who knows how to FLIP INTO ACTION MODE HIYAAAA"
the ever evasive masculinity you chase is unfortunately just a concept invoked by your absent father
there, there
>>57375207
>I've shot someone before. Using a gun doesn't make you less of a man. I would've been dead if I didn't have one.
This is the most American thing I've ever read
>>57373741
Cute peashooter, Rajeet
>>57375176
Yes, there are fat people here. Australia also has high obesity rates...
That image was objectively cherry picked to be one sided. Like this >>57373674. It's comparing the worst of America to the best of Europe. That's objectively cherry picking.
>>57375301
your post is only good thing in this thread :3
bealive or not, our health care is better than yours he he he
>>57369453
The flag of one of our greatest allies is supposed to trigger me? I don't get your logic, it's not the late 17-1800s.
>>57375275
Because you don't have to like it, you just have to accept it, considering we protect you it's even more true.
>>57375308
I was terrified, not gonna lie. I heard something on my back porch and I thought it was my dog.
My car wasn't in my driveway, it was getting repaired so I guess someone assumed my house was vacant.
Two guys (of Hispanic descent) were trying to get into my tool-closet.
I opened the door and they chased me into my house.
I got my gun, shot one of them as he was entering my room.
The other one ran off.
He had one of my kitchen knives.
>>57369495
looks tasty desu
>>57375387
>better healthcare
>be serbian
>knee hurts from massive squating
>goes do doctor (pic related)
>come back in 10 months
>die
>masterrace Serbian Healthcare
I'd rather keep paying more for healthcare than what you earn per month to get treated like a human being.
>>57375484
Fuck man, what state? How did it all go down in court?
>>57375273
I don't think he was American, they couldn't lift an ID off of him when I had my wrongful death lawsuit.
>>57375522
>>be serbian
>>knee hurts from massive squating
>>goes do doctor (pic related)
>>come back in 10 months
>>die
>>masterrace Serbian Healthcare
its still much better thats the point
