Let's decide 2nd place of best European food.
No1. is yours coz we knew you would insist no.1.
pro tip Spainish food
pizza capers
>>57369323
>prawns still have shells on them
What the fuck
>>57369323
>seafood paella
Triggered.
>>57369509
Are you coming here for voting or ripping off recipes?
>>57369689
No, I'm just the token British guy in every international food thread, who's come to explain that British cuisine is actually really good and that Europeans are uncultured for not knowing about specific regional dishes.
>>57369765
>prawns still have shells on them
Gravy sauce consist technically of blood and fat
It doesn't have any kinds of flavors compared to all flavors come from whole fish and prawn.
>>57369323
Disgusting tbf
I had paella in Spain, it was shit like everything else I got served
The spanish cuisine meme is blown out of proportions
>>57370202
You have never had authentic other Spanish cuisine.
Spanish never forget rich sauce on food with fishs and shells
>>57370202
You probably got it in some tourist trap shithole.
![1444846379631[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E0KZQ1F.jpg "1444846379631[1].jpg")
>>57369689
holy crap japan
>>57370421
Does Madrid count as a tourist trap shithole?
>>57369765
>British cuisine is actually really good and that Europeans are uncultured for not knowing about specific regional dishes
Or maybe they are just shit. At a point in time you were the most relevant country in the world, and yet you failed to do something as basic as making your "god tier" food known? The fact that your food is just plain shit sounds more believable
>>57370637
>Madrid
And there you have it. Paella is fron the eastern cost of Spain, it has nothing to do with Madrid.
>>57370660
That's a pretty good argument for an Italian.
>>57370637
Only Barcelona beats in that regard.
>>57370660
if it's so unknown, how do you know it's shit?
>>57371088
He knows all about your shit garbage food. What he doesn't know about is your 'god tier' food. Weird - me neither!
>>57371088
I guess because you tried to make it known back in your heyday and everyone agreed it was shit
>>57370637
lel
>>57370637
Yeah, Madrid is filled with bait restaurants, placed in very touristic areas they don't bother with cooking because their customers, mostly tourists, won't come back anyway
>>57370637
Also
>Paella
>In Madrid
>>57369323
uhm very taste both
>>57371129
>>57372155
Also: Germany - who knew?
>>57372155
wtf is that? are you ameretard?
>>57372155
>if they are in country X it means they cook X country's food!
>>57372155
Michelin is a bunch of shit, it's gotten way too political as well. I wouldn't really trust their assessments any more, unless you just enjoy the prestige of having eaten at a Michelin star restaurant.
t. Chef
>>57372276
Are they just handing them out to coloreds or what? I can't imagine an isolated non-nation like Japan is somehow more meritorious in the preparation of food than cultures with actual prestige in that field.
>>57372275
I never made that argument. I'm merely trying to submit facts to the proceedings. Please remain calm.
I wouldn't know since I'm an extremely bad cook but my friends who work in restaurants always say Spanish food is nothing special.
>>57369689
like you?
>>57369323
As someone who can actually cook and lives in a region thoroughly exposed to Mediterranean cuisine (especially Italian), I don't know where the debate stems from? Italian is the overal best cuisine in Europe. Period
Everyone pack your stuff, go home
>>57372349
You kind of imply it with the name of the pic tbqh.
Among those in the UK there is probably some Ramsay's restaurant and he doesn't usually cook much British-like food afaik.
>>57372155
dude toast sandwich lmao
>>57372332
If you want to know more about it, this documentary is a good place to start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f-j1ctaQqw
It investigates the process of acquiring a star in the first place and maintaining it, as well as the institution's history and why they choose certain restaurants over others.
>>57372431
This. Spanish is nice but Italian has just too many timeless classics, as well as delicious regional specialties. I love the simplicity of it, so refreshing when compared to the swanky French cuisine.
>>57372503
Do you have any explanation for Japan? Does their culture of narcissism and self-obsession lead to an arm's race to lobby for Michelin stars?
Those numbers are totally out of whack. I'm not being a crybaby, but I'm not buying that these numbers reflect merit. I don't go to expensive places to eat nor do much else but work and shitpost so I don't feel like I have a dog in this fight, I just inherently suspect America should reasonably have far more and France and Japan far less.
based nippon
>>57372437
You are quite right my Mediterranean chum.
Maybe shouting and having a very very dry face will be our main national culinary export in years to come.
>>57372600
The organisation itself is French, which explains it's historical bias towards French cuisine. I think they've tried to open up to the Asian market (particularly Japan) and so in recent years they've heavily favoured them.
>>57372656
anything but jellied eels please
>>57372600
>I just inherently suspect America should reasonably have far more and France and Japan far less.
Why so? Because of your nations comparative higher GDP?
>>57369765
Muh fish and chips
>>57372600
>American "food"
>>57372656
>>57372276
more like
>t. Unstarred Chef
lmao
>>57372790
>Englishmen
>white
more like lobster people am I right
>>57372717
A combination of factors, I'm basing my inference on comparative metrics in a variety of fields and assuming it should be at least roughly consistent with them. Basically, I'm regressing the sample by attempting to draw comparisons from other fields.
In this case as well, America is a hotbed for skilled foreigners and we have an extremely diverse culinary tradition to draw on from a variety of ethnic backgrounds.
>>57372740
1) We're an island nation, what did you expect.
2) I strongly suspect the average American citizen consumes more chips than we do.
Does America have a national dish?
Is it meat sandwiches?
Spanish cuisine is awesome but I prefer the italian one, sorry others spaniards. it's probably a close 2nd
>>57372696
>I think they've tried to open up to the Asian market (particularly Japan) and so in recent years they've heavily favoured them.
That's very believable and seems to explain a lot.
>>57372831
Settle down Italy, nobody was calling into question your whiteness.
>>57372812
I don't like cooking the sort of food they accept into Michelin, it's too pretentious and contrived. I like real and honest flavours, and I prefer to please customers not some stuffy French critics.
>>57372938
could this man pass as local in England?
>>57372944
How do you make baked chicken not taste like shit?
>>57372428
No, we will never change authentic food.
We always respect "authentics" that's why many most of Italian and Spanish restaurants here run by chefs
who spent and learn many years to accomplish there.
But, food with tasteless or strong flavored food such as Indian might be changed in good fit with Japanese taste.
ah, food threads on the internet, you can tell the r*dditors come out of the woodworks for these with their contrarian edgy "opinions".and they are exactly the same you read on r*ddit. let's go over them once again:
>british food is actually good!
no it isn't. it's trash. full stop. it's not good by any definition of the world and no amount of contrarian revisionism will change this
>italian food is shit, it's just carbs carbs carbs
t.idiot who think olive garden is representative of italian food. go to abruzzo to have their famous skewers or to florence for their fiorentina steak, one of the thickest cuts on the planet. and don't let me start on the seafood.
>"insert nation"'s pizza is better, i went to venice once and ate a pizza in a chinese-run "pizzeria" and it was shit!
-you ate a pizza in...venice? go to naples if you want a good pizza. eat stuff from the region you are visiting. would you eat a pad thai in finland?
-you had dinner in a random restaurant in one of the biggest tourist traps in europe? don't complain if you are too fucking dumb to fall for it. read tripadvisor or ask an italian if you want the good stuff
>italian pizza is too thin, our pizza is thicker and better
NO. go to a "rosticceria" if you want a thicker pizza. they are in every town.
>italian pizza is only cheese, we have *insert everything from bullets to human remains* on our pizzas
you dumbfuck. you can ask for anything you want on your pizza, both in a pizzeria and in a rosticceria. unless you are going to that half a dozen of ultra traditional, decades old pizzerias in naples where pizza is basically a religious artefact and they will only make you a margherita or a marinara.
>french food is better
the king of all contrarian opinions. yet when you ask what their fav french dish is everybody scramble to wikipedia to find something that's not goddamn boiled snails.
>>57373022
Make a thread about it, I want to shitpost
>>57372869
Meh - I think it seems about right. Even generous.
>>57373040
What are you an idiot? Just marinate it.
keep rockin' england
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti-tree_hoax
>>57372155
How does have a lot of great restaurants that cook international cuisine a proof of England having "god-tier" regional food?
>>57373057
hello rebbit
>>57373057
Nobody has said any of these things?
>>57372899
handfuls of roast beef from Arby's
>>57373102
I was hoping for a low effort solution desu.
>>57373057
>my country's food is great, yours is shit
>literally every opinion you have is wrong and if you don't like my country's food, you've obviously just not tried the REAL version of it
Why is it always Italians?
>>57373117
Its a different poster. I never claimed that.
>>57373112
I heard it on the radio the other day, bretty good
>>57370637
>eating paella
>in MADrid
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>>57373195
Hello r*ddit
>>57373098
Why?
You realize that if you regress the sample with data from other fields where merit is a factor, the numbers don't add up at all, right?
>>57373248
wow I hate the UK now
>57373209
>roast beef
Well now I don't know what to bloody think.
>>57373278
paella is traditional food of Valecia. is right Pablo?
>>57373242
Marinating is a fucking low effort solution.
>Take chicken breast an hour before cooking
>dump some spices in a table spoon of oil
>Rub that fuckin tit with the oil
>Shove it in the fridge and forget about it till you're hungry
>Cook the fucking chicken 20-25 minutes depending on how thick it is, flip it half way through
I WENT TO COLLEGE FOR THIS
>>57373248
Go back praying Stonehenge or whatever you do with rocks
>>57373333
right
valencia is the original place for paella, but you can get it anywhere in the eastern coast of Spain
but getting paella in Madrid is retarded
>>57373308
You already did. Because of that thing we did.
>>57373289
Sorry? Could you explain to me your definition of merit please? And perhaps an example sample regression just so I know roughly what you're saying?
>>57373405
I got paella in a place in Barcelona called the Pueblo Espanol or something like that (kind of like a village with all regional stuff in it, went there with the school), it was really good.
>>57369323
1. Italian cuisine
2. French cuisine
3. Turkish cuisine (hue)
4. German/Bavarian and Austrian cuisine
5. Greek cuisine
-------------------
POWERGAP
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Any other European country
-------------------------
POWERGAP
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British "cuisine"
>>57369323
both are shit
italian by far
>All the people ITT IM-FUCKING-PLYING that not all European food is God-tier
It depends on what you like.
If you like sea food,asados,steaks,fish and probably rice,Spanish food is better.
If you liie deserts,pasta,lasagna and shot with lots of cheese, Italian food is better.
>>57373049
>Sushi is literally not invented by you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_sushi
>>57373040
You mean like a roast?
First of all, make sure it's not some steroided up freak of nature full of antibiotics.
Second, baste the outside of the chicken lightly in some olive oil, then slice a lemon in quarters and rub all around the skin. Then liberally salt (try to use good salt).
If your inclined you can make a stuffing too, even if it's as simple as some diced rosamary, garlic, lemon slices etc.
Put in the oven on a high heat (~150) suspended on a tray so that the juices fall below into your vegetables.
Roast for ~40 mins, or until the skin is browning and turning crispy. Then strain the sauce into a saucepan and let simmer until it reduces into a gravy. You can add a bit of white wine, salt and pepper.
Cut the chicken up and pour the gravy over it, and you're ready to eat.
>>57373482
this man is right.
>>57373482
muh kebab Çağan
>>57373452
>Could you explain to me your definition of merit please?
>the quality of being particularly good or worthy, especially so as to deserve praise or reward.
See: per capita adjustments of various between-nation contests of outstanding merit; Nobel Prizes per capita, Fields medals per capita, scientific papers per capita, etc.
That's just cognitive merit, too. You could also include things like the Olympics.
Point being, all of those numbers are in roughly the same ballpark, whereas these numbers alone are completely of whack. In my estimation, it's more likely after this regression that this system doesn't accurately reflect international merit.
>>57373482
>5. Greek cuisine
Spotted a flaw here. Otherwise generally agree.
Also - shouldnt those countries 'in the east' where an old lady hands you a potato which must last the winteror you die and your body is eaten by wolves - shouldn't they be here somewhere?
>>57373482
Turkroach detected.
![poble-espanyol-barcelona-spain[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2pXiSTW.jpg "poble-espanyol-barcelona-spain[1].jpg")
>>57373461
I know, Poble Espanyol is a small representation of the average Spanish town in Montjuïc
that's a good place to get paella
>>57373520
>handling free god-tier cuisine passes just because muh Europ master-rays meme
unfair to be honest
>>57373057
3/10 You obviously put far too much effort into this
>>57373333
>>57373278
The real question is why is it that Euros seem to think that a decent rendition of a regional specialty can't be made outside of that region. Even if you're talking about it from a "muh super special ingredients only found on this tiny slice of Earth" perspective, your countries are pretty small, so getting them shouldn't be that big of a deal.
Why is it that I can't have a good paella outside of Valencia?
Why
>People judging other countries cuisine based on what they ate in tourist traps.
Why am I not surprised?
>>57373713
>Why is it that I can't have a good paella outside of Valencia?
Because you are a morbid retard. That's why.
>>57373743
Why tho
>>57373660
yes that's the place!
probably the only Tourist trap done right I've ever been to now that I think about it.
>>57369323
We have both and they are better here.
>>57373713
You can have awesome paella in Madrid. But you have to know where to go. You cant expect to eat a great paella in a place which is not traditional in a tourist trap. That is just retarded.
>>57373791
That's not what>>57373278 said
>>57370637
> Paella
> Madrid
You should come to Valencia, the seafood is important
>>57369323
Italian
Spanish cuisine looks awful and makes me sick
>>57373829
He said literally nothing. Of course you can eat great paella in Madrid. But what you cant expect is to get one in a tourist trap in Madrid.
>Type good English food into google
>it's all pies and puddings and shite like that
The meme is true, kill me now /int/
>>57373713
this guy's reason >>57373743
and because paella is a seafood dish, the place it comes from, Valencia is on the coast
Madrid is in the middle of the fucking meseta, the sea is hundreds of km's away
of course as >>57373791 says, you can find a good paella in Madrid, but it's going to be way harder than finding it in Valencia or the eastern coast
>>57373886
Obviously. Same is true the world over.
>>57373759
Making a good paella is hard as fuck. There are many tricks and it's something you can't cook by just following some online recipe.
Last month I was in London and went to an open market. They were cooking a paella and they got everithing wrong. If you want to learn how to preparte a real paella you must go to Valencia. Some people says that the hard water from Valencia is better for preparing a paella. A cook in Asturias brings water from that region for example.
Paella valenciana with chicken is better than paella with fish. Fight me irl if you disagree
pls no bully uk
take us instead
>>57373713
because the quality of the dish is important in the place where it originated in.
for example if you make shitty steaks in Tuscany, no locals will come to your restaurants because they know what the real deal is, but if you open it in a place that doesn't have the same steak tradition people are just going to assume that's what Tuscan steaks are like and settle for an average or bad product.
Just take a look at Italian-American food, yanks have no idea about our actual food so they will eat anything even remotely "Italy sounding", but nobody would eat that stuff in Italy.
>>57373605
Sir, you cannot generalise merit in such a way.
If your only criteria for appraisal is that it has achieved the most and best praise (being as this is not a quantitative measurement) then you must accept the dictate of the most regarded praisers appraisal surely.
Further, you cannot strictly compare the feilds you have done. Germany and the Soviet Union would be culinary masterminds.
>>57373560
We were sub human enough not to develop our food until the westerners brought spices and green salad. I admit our food is too overrated.
>>57373482
sorry lad, but the austrian cuisine is way better than the german one
>>57374001
A swedish restaurant opened recently near my house, it all looks very tasty, I'm just waiting to acquire gf so I don't have to go alone.
>>57373960
Was it Borough Market?
>>57373998
I'll let it slide because I'm not a big fan of fish, but don't say that in Spain or you'll get rekt
>>57374001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2s0aOhkjmY
People should eat meat in Madrid. You can usually find very good pieces of it,as the biggest meat market in the Europe is here
In Madrid you can also find great fish too,but you have to know where you go. The second biggest fish market in the world is in Madrid.
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>>57373998
Chicken and rabbit. In theory that's the real paella. The rest should be called "rice with whatever is made of". This is why you may see restaurants with a sign saying "paellas y arroces" (paellas and rices).
>The most widely used, complete ingredient list of this era was as follows: short-grain white rice, chicken, rabbit, snails (optional), duck (optional), butter beans, great northern beans, runner beans, artichoke (a substitute for runner beans in the winter), tomatoes, fresh rosemary, sweet paprika, saffron, garlic (optional), salt, olive oil and water
![20121126112312_16[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EObMo0d.jpg "20121126112312_16[1].jpg")
>>57374155
>>57374155
I had amazing pork in this place in Madrid
>>57374029
Any American with a modicum of education knows that Italian-American food≠Italian food. Just because you wouldn't eat it in Italy doesn't mean it isn't decent.
>>57374155
And best chorizo
>>57374201
>mfw Italy, Spain and France all eat snails but only the French get shit for it
>>57374240
I dont know it. But you can get pretty good meat in Madrid. And as the main influence of our cuisine is castillian we also have great asados and such.
>>57374225
is that chorizo or blood sausage?
>>57374254
>actually defending Italian-American culinary abominations
>>57374225
I gave Callos to a German friend and he loved them. Moat guiris wouldnt dare to taste them. Their loss
>>57373195
i've read these same exact points on the internet for years, it's not like i just came up with them to write an angry rant
>>57373248
>>57373692
>i'll reduce your objective post to a bunch of fallacies and subjective propaganda
>you hurt me with your post, i'll dismiss it as a troll
why it is always butthurt anglos?
>>57373057
>>french food is better
>the king of all contrarian opinions. yet when you ask what their fav french dish is everybody scramble to wikipedia to find something that's not goddamn boiled snails.
Ah fuck off how can you actually blame French food for foreigners being ignorant about it ?
By the way besides all the delicious dishes you don't know but we don't even want you knowing about, everything you eat is French anyways
That's why it's the best, you don't realize it because you all see it as standard food already
Literally all of it
your bread ? French, your butters and your creams ? French, your preparation of meat ? probably French, your fries ? French too, all the sauces you use ? definitely French
>>57374051
>austrian
>better than german
>mfw austrians eat schnitzel without rahmsoße
>>57374337
Both. Also, in Canary Wharf you have a mindfuck "spanish" restaurant.
>>57374155
In Madrid I recommend Bocadillo de calamares.
>>57374317
it's a really cool place, the oldest restaurant in Spain iirc, the pork I had looked exactly like that.
>>57374155
>People should eat meat in Madrid
Sounds like Buenos Aires ...
>>57374337
Blood sausages are usually black here. They usually have rice too.
![index[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qq4Mx6l.jpg "index[1].jpg")
>>57374291
I should try cargols (Catalan recipe for snails)
>>57374337
both, the dark thing is blood sausage (morcilla) and the reddish thing chorizo, like this >>57374290
>>57374367
>By the way besides all the delicious dishes you don't know but we don't even want you knowing about, everything you eat is French anyways
>That's why it's the best, you don't realize it because you all see it as standard food already
that's the same in Italy
>your bread ? French, your butters and your creams ? French, your preparation of meat ? probably French, your fries ? French too, all the sauces you use ? definitely French
where are proofs
>>57374291
made me kek
>>57374291
>mfw we eat frogs too
>>57374397
Sorry, wrong pic.
![bocadillo_de_calamares_3325_630x[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uHQJ4PT.jpg "bocadillo_de_calamares_3325_630x[1].jpg")
>>57374356
I'm not really sure about this tho
>>57374402
It is cochinillo. I have never go there because its probably expensive as fuck and I am not a tourist. In madrid people should stick to meatand embutidos.
>>57374402
Where do you think that they got the tradition from? All the asado culture comes from the interior of Spain
>>57374291
Yep, but they are uncommon here. I can count with the fingers of my right hand how many times I ate them.
>>57374486
nah m8 I like to actually spend my money on something good when I'm on holiday, sometimes you get awful tourist traps but sometimes you get jewels.
>>57374001
This shite is still unironically better than English """ food"""
>>57374525
wew I'm not an expert I'm saying that place had really good food.
Spanish food is disgusting.
Great:
France
Italy
Croatia
Greece
Portugal
Good:
Austria
Slovenia
Belgium
Adequate:
England (varies from good to shit)
Netherlands
Germany
Switzerland
Hungary
Bad:
Everywhere ex yu apart from Croatia
Scandinavia
Spain
Poland
Czech
Romania
Shit:
Ireland
Scotland
Poland
Belarus
Finland
Romania
Bulgaria
Turkey
>>57374460
Most bocadillos have pretty crappy quality,as tourists,mainly Spanish ones,ask them,so everyone does it right now. In some places you can eat great ones.
>>57374526
Caragols (caracoles) are a traditional dish in Catalonia
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caragolada
>>57374603
que picardia
>>57374531
I see your point. I just know cheaper restaurants with great quality,so I avoid places like that. I bet that the food is great though
>>57373713
>ameridumbs
do you realize that, for example, the people making mozzarella in italy have been breeding and raising the exact type of buffalo needed to make the perfect milk for that cheese for centuries?
do you realize that they have found the exact ratios of ingredients, the perfect equipment, the best technique to manipulate the paste and shape it into a mozzarella, after decades of trying?
some hick from alabama or mongol from finland can sure buy a random buffalo, a couple of metal vats and try to make mozzarella. but he will never reach that kind of perfection.
same goes for every type of food from every corner of the globe and not just the food. the same goes for shoes and guns and whatever.
>>57374526
Valencian here.
Here eat snails is really common.
>>57369323
Traditional Finnish appetite
>>57374291
You know weirdly 'we' invented that like 5000 years ago. They found ancient snail pits.
>>57374603
It is food time. behave yourself man.
>>57374031
I think my method is more statistically robust and likely to reflect reality.
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/VjogzTJ.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>>57374600
>Austrian food
>
>>57374367
t.arrogant french
do you really think you invented bread you faggot? fries are belgian
>>57374603
wew
>>57374651
>mfw Amerilards actually buy dried white cheese believing that it is mozzarella
also dat label
>>57374600
>Spanish food is disgusting.
where is the evidence?
>>57374601
I have never eaten well in France. The closest I got was close to the French border. It was still horrible, full of oil and grease (as were the staff), the wine was harsh and generally it was overpriced.
The other problem I have is that if I eat in pretty much anywhere else in Europe I trust the staff to do things like wash their hands. In Spain you're taking a huge risk.
>>57374526
They are a common dish in Mallorca too.
Btw back on topic I prefer italian food, spanish food uses too much pig for my taste.
![1382563753456[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CoDsiab.jpg "1382563753456[1].jpg")
>>57374672
>>57374672
This is late my dinner
>>57369323
Italian hands down.
>No1. is yours coz we knew you would insist no.1.
True, nothing could beat agood żur served in chleb.
>>57374672
What is the fuck that disgusting slimy blackish object?
This and Mämmi for dessert is 5/5
>>57374410
looks delish
>>57369323
btw this is how pizza looks like
>>57374792
>spanish food uses too much pig for my taste.
>tfw galician from the inland
>>57374706
>being afraid of eating food that doesnt come in boiling grease served by a man that uses his hand to wipe his asshole
>>57374759
they fed that to my sister when she was a baby
>>57374603
>Jorge detected
>>57374843
Can she move objets with her mind?
>>57374367
>French invented cows
>French invented milk
>French invented food
>>57374833
putain
>>57374764
Spain, even. I always eat well in France.
>>57374759
Spanish people are involved in its production so it is inevitably horrible
>>57374838
Margherita!!!!
>>57374887
y-you too
>>57374812
It is mämmi
>>57374838
hmm I remember eating pizza in Rome :3
>>57374031
>>57374703
I forgot to explain myself, let me do that briefly.
Regression is not at all an intuitive concept. It didn't exist in the human mind until Galton identified it quite recently.
Basically, let's say that you're a Rugby player and you have an outstanding game. I'm not sure what that would mean, but let's say this player either does very poorly or very well. If you were asked to predict the player's next performance, you should avoid any kind of causal explanation, ie. "he'll be on his toes this next game so he can make up for that terrible performance", or "he'll be feeling overconfident and thus unlikely to match his prior performance". What is likely to happen is that his scores will regress towards the mean, because data in individual samples has a natural tendency to do this.
> is the phenomenon that if a variable is extreme on its first measurement, it will tend to be closer to the average on its second measurement—and if it is extreme on its second measurement, it will tend to have been closer to the average on its first. To avoid making incorrect inferences, regression toward the mean must be considered when designing scientific experiments and interpreting data.
Basically, I'm inferring the question of merit based on a regression of merit in other fields. It's not a perfect comparison, but it's not bad if we assume that there is a correlation between per capita representations of cognitive excellence and culinary excellence.
I love this crap.
>>57374886
yes we did
god is French
>>57374838
Welp, you helped me decide what to cook tomorrow for lunch, thanks Italy.
>>57374838
>not slightly charring the basil for a few seconds in the oven
pleb
>>57374926
somebody get this hothead outta here
>>57374838
Why do you guys not just spread the mozzarella evenly?
Why Italians?
>>57374842
I remember visiting Germany and Austria and their higiene standards were exactly higher than ours, you guys don't shower
>>57374960
I'm sharing my thought process for having robust worldviews. You should be thanking me.
>>57374881
nope, but she is about to end her degree in chemistry, maybe it made her intelligent
>>57374963
>triggered
>>57374968
You haven't visited anywhere other than a UN camp to get some food stamps you shitskin
>>57374886
you didn't know that? silly islanders
>>57374886
Well chickens were invented by the Dutch so I don't see how that's impossible.
>>57375016
I didn't know Austrian food was this salty
>>57374764
That happens because quality is not needed when you recieve as much tourists as we do in most places. This happens everywhere. When you move outside of tourist traps you can find great things.
>>57374728
Yes well I did put inside commas expecting than Italian would be hot on my trail.
>>57374927
>lechazo
l-lewd
>>57375014
Tell me Fabrosi why?
Why do you not spread the cheese evenly across the whole pizza?
>>57374913
>mämmi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X67lbRQUcic
>An asian grill's face. lel
>>57374838
this look ok-ish at best, nothing special
there is too much oil
tomato is too dry on the borders, too raw on the inside
from the color of the crust is clear that it's not as fluffy as it should be
>>57375016
Astrians and germans dont shower everyday. You smell like crap,and your breath smells like rotten corpses.
Did you know Croissants are Austrian?
Yep, just another culinary theft of those treacherous Frogs.
>>57375091
>we was snail eaters n shite
>>57375119
Can confirm, it's a stereotype in Spain that northern euros are filthy.
![gerard-pique-barcelona-athletic-bilbao-supercopa-17082015_183t928ul4lxv1gny99kvlb1wo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WX990Oj.jpg "gerard-pique-barcelona-athletic-bilbao-supercopa-17082015_183t928ul4lxv1gny99kvlb1wo[1].jpg")
>>57375016
heh, why so mad franz?
I'm a blond green-eyed Catalan, I wonder who would be the shitsking if we where side by side
given you are probably a refugee, it's you who should be in a UN camp
>>57375107
plus some crazy person put fucking LEAVES on the pizza dude, open your fucking eyes
>>57375099
Mämmi sauna olvin kolmonen maansiirtovirma ukkometso perheväkivalta ulkohuussi
>>57375107
here's
>>57375167
>plus some crazy person put fucking LEAVES on the pizza dude
Fucking Canada man, putting leaves on everything.
>>57375138
kipferls*
>>57375155
I always regret explaining our mysterious ancient past somehow.
>>57375099
>tfw went to Finland for a day
>tfw forgot to taste mammi
>>57374001
Still looks 100 times better than this.
>>57375283
I tased your mamma if that makes you feel better
>>57374963
mozzarella is not a bunch of plastic shards like you faggots think
it has two layers, an outer, extremely thin, translucent skin that's a bit stronger than paper
an inside layer, that's like...a sponge but not really. imagine an elastic sponge. it's soft but quite firm. you need to see it to understand i can't really describe its consistency. in this pic you can see the outer film wrapping the internal ball
you can't just fucking grate it and spread it evenly.
>>57375323
delet this paesà
>>57375283
I went to Finland a while ago.
Mammi was pretty good, not sure if I would eat it regularly though.
>>57375364
>>57375107
who let the Gennaros out?
>>57375364
t.mozzarella expert
Lol autist
![image525[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JUWu9lA.jpg "image525[1].jpg")
kek, I remember being in class as an exchange student in Germany and Austria
besides seeing shitskins everywhere, (all of them surrounded by blonde blue-eyed girls, of course) I remember the smell of sweat in every single classroom. North Europeans don't shower!
At the home I was staying in I was told:
>a-anon, if you want to shower make it quick please, if you take too long we will run out of warm water...
they can run out of warm water? WTF? I remember before visiting the north of Europe, I had the stereotype of the north being a perfect society, where everyone is rich, etc. But when I visited it for real, it felt like a step-down from southern Europe. Truly saddening
>57374001
I like smoked fish, sour cream and potatoes
>>57375392
Fuck off, he is right
>>57369323
Spanish Food is better. We (Laz people) do same dishes like this with anchovies.
>>57374340
You're free not to eat it.
>>57375283
Fug hope thät you at least tasted karjalanpiirakkaa/paistia
>>57375426
>muh mozzarella wagliò
nobody cares
>>57372899
>japan
>island nation
>good food
Nah m8
food really brings out the autism in italians
>>57375413
shitskins don't qualify to universities you liar
>>57375481
remov this
>>57375372
Apu apustaja (help helpper) here! Purest memes in Europe.
>>57375502
I was talking about high school level, that's when I visited
>>57373452
I actually don't know what you're talking about
>>57374600
Have you actually tried any of these fąm?
>>57375392
>>57375407
>knowing your traditions makes you an austistic gennarino
>talking about food on a food thread makes you an austistic gennarino
who let the 14 years old, COD-playing, mcdonald-eating, 9gag rejects out?
>>57375386
Respect!
>>57375578
t. Raffaele Cutolo
>>57375608
How many of this do you have autistic fuck?
![trufas12[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z5d0tdZ.jpg "trufas12[1].jpg")
Italians, what are your thoughts on this? I have mixed feelings about it, after trying it in different dishes
>>57375413
>a-anon, if you want to shower make it quick please, if you take too long we will run out of warm water...
I have a friend that went to Ireland and he was told to not shower everyday. I want to believe they were cheap as fuck.
>>57375608
seen larger spanish benises on here tbf
requesting spanish alien picture
>>57374838
Love it
>>57375678
It is great,with certain dishes. To expwnsive.
