So, when was the last time you had this?
Did you pass or fail the erection test?
What penis score did you get?
>>57358442
>got a boner in front of the nurse
>she points to a glass of water on the table and tells me to take care of it
>confused, but drink the water
>suddenly realize it's for dipping your penis in
>mfw failed ejaculation test
>be me not from USA btw my english is not so good
>hot nurse measures penis with my mouth
>it is ok size all good
>go homo tell mamma what happen
her face was so upset
>>57358442
When I entered the military
>Did you pass or fail the erection test?
>What penis score did you get?
You gay lad.
>>57358535
wheres your mind at son
we both know that nurse was a guy
I skipped two weeks of school just to avoid the annual penis inspection, but a fucking traunt officer came to my house along with the designated penis inspector and threatened to send me to prison if I did not comply with the penis inspection
I failed, now I'm not allowed a girlfriend until I'm 29
>>57358442
>What penis score did you get?
I don't want to talk about it...
I passed, but on one condition
>be me
>3rd Grade
>get in line for penis inspection
>decided to pull a prank on the nurse
>tuck my penis in between my legs
>nurse pulls down my pants and underwear
>open up my legs
>dickslap him with my 3rd grade cock
>end up getting suspended for a week
>when I come back to school I get called back to the Nurse's office for retesting
>end up getting molested for the next 5 years
w-worth the banter, r-right guys?!
>probably in 4th grade
>benis inspection
>I wasn't expecting it
>nurse tells me she needs to see my bensi
>wow, me?
>she takes a peek
>lifts up one of my balls
>runs her finger down space between the shaft and the sack
>start getting a boner
>she tucks it back in before I get a full chub
I passed.
Is that really thing? WTF
>>57358442
why is Tayyip Erdogan removing that boys pants???
>2016
>not having your penis registered as MV (masculine vagina) so you can get out of PID
Penis inspection checklist:
Circumcised?
If you're cut, you pass. If your uncut, you fail.
>>57358756
I was laughing hard till the last line
then I got a boner
What the fuck is this all about?
>>57358859
How else do they know school circumcision rules are being followed?
>Gym teacher takes a look
>Pretty bad phimosis/10
>He tells me that if I want to pass he's going to do something that will hurt
>terrified of not passing, I consent
>puts my glans in his mouth
>sucks most of my foreskin up passed the glans
>he bites down
>Insh'allah.jpg
>takes the smegma that got trapped under
>smears it on his chin
"you passed"
>>57358859
Oi mate you never had penis inspection day? We had it every fortnight at my high school.
Alright everyone, it's penis inspection day. Post penis and we'll see if you pass.
>>57359014
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>>57359014
8=D
ebin!
>>57359014
I don't want to get suspended from /int/
>>57359036
Your testes look a little tight son, mind if I see if we can loosen 'em up?
>>57359049
One of those testes looks a little deformed, I cannot pass you in good conscience... you should make sure to moisturize that glans lest it keratinizes.
>>57359052
you fail
>>57358903
In my school you would of had to had your masculine vagina fingered through your urethra with the rest of the nancy boys.
Is that Eminem on the left?
>>57359114
Sorry Coach, I was juicing so we could win the big game.
>>57359185
That's okay son. If you let me josh around with the little one we should be able to normalize it. Let's preempt keratinization too while we are at it, I know a good way to moisturize.
I'm uncircumsized so after the first penis inspection day they suspended me from school. i was forbid from attending public school after that so my parents had to home school me- when the penis inspector came around for his bi-annual check up my parents had to hide me in the attack and make up a story about why i wasn't home. my entire childhood was basically anne frank tier.
>>57359296
I'm alerting the bensi bolice this instant, Chad. You won't get away with this any longer.
>>57358442
