>List of successful American invasions:
ALLAHU AKBAR
1. ukraine
Bit ironic considering Canada is pretty literally American territory.
>>57357882
>burger education
If they're your territory why do they still have the Queen as their head of state?
>>57357882
>be American
>get BURNT
B-but muh Vietnam and I-iraq
>>57357842
In order: :
>tripoli
>new Orleans
>themselves
>mexico
>texas
>spains territories
>germany
>italty,and Germany at the same time
>japan
>Korea(sort of win but not really)
>Vietnam (lost)
>Afghanistan
>Arabs(rn
>>57357920
>muh history
Fuck off Western Europe just does what America does. Living in a superpower is great bruh
>>57357842
america didn't invent france
leaf it to a canadian to fuck up this much
>>57357842
They created the electric
>>57357997
Benjamin 2: electric niggero
>>57358034
>>57357882
>is pretty literally
>>57358054
THIS DUDE fucks up THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM and basically, YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID
>>57358075
Nice to dust off the shift key sometimes isn't it my little mongol
>>57357947
When did we invade New Orleans? I do remember Jackson invade Florida against orders which you would want to add to your list, but I don't remember new orleans
>>57358126
War of 1812
>>57358163
But Napoleon sold it to us in 1803 with the Louisiana purchase. We can invade what is our property.
>>57358108
I used caps lock
>>57358034
>>57357842
mexico and florida you dumb moose fucker
>>57358203
Well aren't you a smart little fella
>>57358097
>>57358195
The British were there
>>57358232
But I'm a big guy, not a little fella
>>57358311
proofs? I thought all Finns were sissy traps
>>57358355
One weeaboo homo has managed to infect an entire board's perception of Finns with his sissy trap faggotry.
>>57358412
Probably
[spoiler]its more than one I think[/spoiler]
>>57358433
First it was two, now it's one. One of them is in the army and posts animu from there to mämmi lel
I think he's a cook in artillery (basically the place where the mentally deranged fat people are put if they're not mentally deranged enough to be kicked out)
>>57358497
Hmm. Seems like the army would not like sissys or would fuck their brains out on the reg, why does he do these things?
What do you dress up as?
>>57357842
fixed
>>57358574
You spelled mum wrong
>>57358548
The guy roleplaying as a trap is just a fat slob faggot. Nothig more to it. Also homosex isn't common in army really, hetero sex is though
>>57358619
I thought that females didn't get conscripted?
And yeah that's not a surprise. Most people on this website are horrible irl
>>57358667
They don't get conscripted but they can volunteer
>>57357842
What constitutes a successful invasion?
Because you could count most of what is modern America.
>>57358734
Finnish girls are so cute. Why didn't Denmark ever conquer you? They could have had qt finn concubines
>>57357882
>pretty literally
>>57357842
I'd rather mention Japan. US expeled the commies and ruled it well. It can be far better than the countries USSR had been dominated and treating like slaves (or worse than them).
What invasions have inflicted the most damage?
>>57358597
This.
Americans can't even write propperly.
