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cara
>The post holder will be Fluent in English and Arabic.
That's a first lads
Maybe it is time to be leaving the EU after all
kpop
Kyary
>>57347928
>no Ireland
I am very surprised
>>57347964
what post is this?
>>57347928
>in 2014
>per year
How many years were there in 2014?
>tfw you have to hide your musical interests in fear of being ousted as a nonce to society
I want to lick British feet tbhwylads
>>57347928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvjLgjtJKsc
I foight loike me da'
>>57347990
>if you don't hate gay people that means you hate straight people
Gas yourself runt
>>57348044
what animu is this
t. pleb
the gf
》rorke o'clock
I'm out
Having a beer lads
Having a beer
>>57348044
Go home, white man
maisie
anyone voting in the London Mayoral elections please vote Goldsmith. The paki candidate has literally come out and said that Goldsmith will make muzzies upset and he will do more to support them
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/london-mayor-election/mayor-of-london/11800426/Some-Londoners-dont-want-a-Muslim-Mayor.-Maybe-London-isnt-so-different-after-all.html
>>57347928
>>57348044
delete this
>>57348075
kiniro mosaic
>>57348075
dont even watch anime but know its kinirino mosaic or something from 4chan
I'm white as white and I just typed out a quick rap while standing on the train
Feels worrying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2mC-NUAmMk
>>57348000
I'm pretty sure Irish people aren't considered foreigners by law
>>57347928
>that sneaky bangladesh without a number on it
>>57347928
Chinese are up to something. They're planting sleeper communities all over the world... just waiting for a signal *shifts eyes*
>>57347828
how are they any different to modern rhinos? a bit larger perhaps ... but otherwise the exact same thing
gas turd burglars vote ukip
>>57348077
Name?
>>57348097
>millionaire jew married to a Rothschild
I'll pass thanks
ill take you to the kult, yeah ill talk you to the cult
>>57348234
rasheed
Feeling down.
>when you realise pakis might be posting on /brit/
>>57348269
*lifts you up*
Getting open heart surgery tomorrow, really scared guys. Wish me luck
>>57348223
Her name is Cara. We've been together for almost 4 years now.
based Telerorke readers
>>57347928
putos friegaplatos
>>57348181
NIGGA HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF THEIR FUCKING HORN
>>57347928
>chinese no.1
>still can't find a qt asian gf
>>57348274
>might
>>57348269
same
is it /real depression hours/ yet
Haha remember when UKIP won their first majority council last may? enough of them defected that its no longer ukip majority
fucking hate zoroastrians lads
>>57348274
can i get a postal vote for london mayor elections if i'm not gonna be in london when it's happening
>>57348309
chinese are reclusive as fuck
>>57347928
where are all the Chinese then
>>57347968
based pharkil
>>57348186
Wish we had a load of racist working class protest groups like the UK does. Would be good banter
when the sun goes down i will finally get to masturbate
>>57348309
>went outside once
>they were everywhere
>probably more asians than non-asians around
lol!
>>57348309
They're all students
do you really have that many pakistanis? think in reality its bangladeshis
>>57348284
Don't worry m8 you probably won't die. Just remember to tip the surgeon beforehand.
>>57348000
British and Irish people aren't counted as foreigners/immigrants in the other's country iirc.
>>57348305
>implying its anywhere as prolific as MY horn
Do normal people get depressed?
>he called my bluff
>Hess's mission, he adds, was to "use all means at his disposal to achieve, if not a German military alliance with England against Russia, at least the neutralization of England.
What a world that would have been lads.
>>57348399
When they came here they were pakistanis
>>57348399
on about london btw
fixed it
>>57348274
It's a sad thing, but inevitable
parents are arguing again haha
The Y button on my Xbox 360 controller is starting to stick. Should I buy a replacement, try and fix it myself or just shell out for an Xbone controller?
Currently in control of some girl's bladder.
>>57348446
>make peace with the UK while you invade Russia then annex us later
just like they "made peace" with France and created Vichy France, then annexed them later
>>57348274
Why would they bother unless they're self hating?
>>57347928
>less than 300,000 immigrants annually
British xenophobia makes me physically sick
*comes up in the spot looking extra fly*
>there are actual muslims on /int/ right now
Surreal
>>57348473
why tease us with this again?
try fixing it yourself
>>57348493
???
>>57348527
these are just the major sources, pretty sure if you add all the immigrants up from the minor sources its like another 200k easily
>>57348407
>tfw if the paitent dies, the doctor gets double pay as compensation for traumatic experience
>>57348499
provide me one bit of proof hitler wanted to annex anything other than slavic commie shitholes
>Sikhs carry a sword
>no one cares
>I carry a sword
>they call the police
fucking racists
>>57348455
london has nearly every race you could think of m8
>>57348473
Spray a bit of WD40 down the gap
>>57347928
Something tells me that those are only the legal ones.
>>57348499
You wouldn't have Pakis and Poo in Loos m8
>>57348611
The fact he annexed austria, denmark, norway and northern france?
going to have a so-called ""shower""
Another disappointed soul
Well I tried, I tried to keep it in control
Well I, I will end up on the dole
It's my life, and I'll fall into that goal
watching employable me
>>57348309
Go to any university. Won't help because they have awful English and only hang out with each other. Your best bet is to try and make some east asian friends who were born in the UK and so you have an in. Even the ones from Hong Kong only really interact with other asians.
watching some of these virtual sex incest roleplays
>>57348499
Their goal wasn't world domination. It was a super state Germany that ruled over Europe.
Also Anglo Saxons weren't seen as bad in the nazi race theory
>Sikhs carry a sword
>no one cares
>I carry a sword
>they call the police
>fucking racists
if my facial hair grew like my bum hair i would have a full beard
>>57348620
are you bro tier though?
>>57348169
mostly gormless students
seriously, is there anything dopier than a chink?
r8 this video i made lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq0I_vyhIXU
>tfw been staring at a screen too long
Actually think Frankie Boyle is quite funny.
>>57348735
You'd look like a paki though
>>57348702
>a super state Germany that ruled over Europe.
imagine such a thing
>>57348735
kek this
give me movies about your kings.
Like "King Arthur" or "Lionheart" that kind of movies
Alright lads, going to do a past paper. See you in a couple of hours
>>57348782
haha did the lefty scot insult disabled people? love it when he does that
can absolutely guarantee that once we leave the EU the gays lefties and muslims will just go back where they came from and white britons will start a third industrial revolution
>>57348670
austria was completely democratic, 99% of the population voted to join germany
find me one bit of evidence he wanted to annex any of those countries to the reich post war
>>57348753
thats what they want you to think
Gonna apply to become janny lads. Wish me luck
>>57348077
>>57348298
feeling a bit uneasy you're posting my gf ngl
>>57348782
Yeah, was surprised when at how cucked he is when I read some articles he wrote
>>57348144
>>57348428
how cute desu desu
>>57348825
this, and the same will happen here when Trump is elected president. the West will become an industrial power again
>>57348794
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455590/
>>57348461
communism was horrendous and all but commieblocks imo are probably the only thing the commies actually got right
they were probably shit to live in, but at least it gave you a literal roof over your head. and you weren't going to get to build your own house no matter how determined you were
>inb4 best korea and their govt mandated radios
>>57348702
unthinkable
>>57348794
king arthur doesn't real
need to find a studio/1 bed to rent
they're all shit though hahahaha
>>57348857
haha lad look a bit closer, it's my gf
your gf must look pretty similar haha
>>57347928
jajajajaj spain los friegaplatos jajajjajaja
>>57348823
Actually he was joking about paedophiles
Never said I agreed with his politics.
>>57348870
Its the same with commonwealth countries
so Australians and Pakis aren't foreign
>>57348888
memes aside thats a good movie desu
>>57348829
>believing what hitler said his plans were before WW2
guess thats why he didnt invade czechoslovakia then, the trustworthy guy
>>57348909
jaja hacen mejor que nosotros, todavÃa no tenemos puto gobierno joderrr
kyary kpop cara karen
do you see the pattern
>>57347928
>tfw it costs british employers an extra ten thousand pounds in fees to hire a skilled ethnically english/scottish person whose first language is english from australia/canada/new zealand than it would to hire a romanian
Was wasting the best years of your life on 4chan part of your plan?
>>57348885
Switzerland and norway are the two best countries in europe to live in and not part of the EU.
When did you realise it was all a scam?
>>57348970
Yes, always one step ahaead
>>57347928
mexico of europe ,confirm
>tfw no Imperial Russia
>>57348144
>>57348428
Probably because there are a bunch of old fucks who are legit UK citizens, despite being born in Dublin or Cork or whatever. Same way people born in certain bits of the Empire still get British passports despite having never set foot in Britain itself.
>>57348970
no the plan was go to uni and get a job and wife and have a normal life
>>57348966
>There are cucks voting to remain in the EU ITT
>>57348970
>best years of your life
Implying my life isn't going to be uniformly shit
>>57348989
Say thanks to Mr. Bean.
>>57348950
except there isnt even anything in internal documents suggesting hitler wanted to annex places like france directly to his realm like there is with the east
find me a single respected historian that thinks hitler wanted to annex france into the german reich you utter cretin
>>57348970
time spent having fun isn't time wasted :3
>>57348604
The only way to counteract this is to offer him triple if you survive.
>>57349066
(Pun absolutely intended)
pure coincidence
A lot of people want to be in despair just so they can pity themselves.
>>57348989
Africa begins at the Pyrenees
>>57349098
>he enjoys this cesspit
>>57349074
>Overthrowing a countries government to set up a loyal puppet regime is absolutely fine as long as you didnt "formally annex" them
kekking at you
>>57348970
of coursh!
https://twitter.com/GreaterGlasgPol/status/715867273261662208
what the actual fuck lads
>>57349164
>is it necessary
yes
>Vladimir Putin isn't the Hitler of our times
>>57347928
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ SPAIN HAHAHHAHAHAHA IS ROMANIA TIER AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Are we all just here because we're lonely and have nobody to share our emotions with?
>>57349164
>glasgow
lol who cares
>>57349156
it is when it was france that declared war on germany for trying to take back rightful german clay
>>57349074
You're right, Hitler just wanted to crush the Bolsheviks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8raDPASvq0
>>57349164
>1st april before 12 in the afternoon
>>57349239
>12:43 PM
>>57349216
t. Wilbert Jonathan Pacheco Cuadrado
Can't you write like fucking normal human beings?
>>57349233
France guaranteed the independence of Poland before Hitler invaded
>find qt on dating site
>knocking out a cheeky one over her pics
>lists her favourite TV show as America's Next Top Model
Have never lost a hard on so fast.
>>57349216
que comporte por favor
>>57347928
UK. Stop going to China and Australia, you can only be friends with us
it was always the intention of the US to control Europe through germany. Us breaking away doesn't change any of this. germany is still in comment and we're perhaps even more closely affiliated with the US than them. more so after we leave.
either way, we're faced with US hegemony. Everything from ukraine to syria to the referendum seems tailored to meet US interests. They want to preserve their dominion over the pivot region and therefore control over the world island. in that way they hold off competing interests like russia, saudis, iran, china and with it any idea of an independent europe
>>57349275
lads they unironically smash about 15 smileys into every whatsapp message like msn never happened
its tragic
business idea: bring back the Reagan Doctrine
>>57349262
?
>>57349131
sadly, its true spain is european mexico
>>57349382
says 1:43 for me so your twitter must be in some weird timezone
>>57349164
what is this? police aren;t regionalised anymore
>>57349281
exactly my point friendo, preventing germany take back its rightful land and protect german minorities in that area is an act of aggression
portugal is the african norway
>>57349423
Greater Glasgow police
For Queen and country!!!!
>>57347928
los friega platos amasando masas de dinero en el extranjeros
>>57349423
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_police_forces_of_the_United_Kingdom
>>57349316
so THIS is why europe hates americans
My soul is on fire tonight
Might go out into the woods and scream
FUCK
Nearly beat risk of rain for the first time and i died to those fucking WORMS fucking shit
>>57349306
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAUEEHE
>>57349447
>>57349471
yeah it's weird how this even exists shoudl just be police scotland
>>57349504
There are still regional police division within Police Scotland
>>57349493
stupid immigrants...
I hope spaniard expats behave better.
>>57349487
dont get lost lad. ill come and find you if you do though
"employable me" is pretty much just an advert for disabled people desu
>>57349382
is K "kill yourself"?
>>57349433
>conquer land during the partition of poland (danzig)
>Lose a big war, forced to give it back to poland
>pretend its rightfully yours
?????
>>57347928
armada invencible enviada a traves de aviones patera
>>57349543
they should be representing themselves according to this map though.
glasgow branch went rogue. literally reporting them to the commissioner right now
>>57349306
viva mexico cabrones
FUCK
OFF
>janny applications now open
>PLEASE UNDERGO THE RIGOURS OF TESTING TO BE PAID 0 DOLLARS PER HOUR AND A WHOPPING 0 DOLLARS PER YEAR
i wonder if they have to packrun up brecon beacons hahahaha
>>57349572
>95% German
>not rightful German clay
Head on you cretin
What should I do lads, omelette or noodles?
need some ASMR to send me to sleep
>>57349545
What are you even talking about? Cunt. Are you cringing like a fucking rat? GO ON MISTER RAT GO ON.
Any good films on in cinemas lads?
>>57349572
prussia was ethnically german since the teutonic order settled there in the 13th century you absolute buffoon
>>57348097
>muh dichotomy
vote a third-party instead
>voting a for a kike like Goldsmith
both are shit, might as well vote for a meme party.
wonder if people on /brit/ sent in a serious janny application
>>57349646
>packrun up brecon beacons hahahaha
Don't joke lad that shit's pretty hard no lie.
>>57349630
ARRRRRRRRIBA MEXICO CABROOONNES
>>57349653
noodles
Should I join ISIS now or wait untill they take over Sweden.
>want to apply to be a janny
>no good references
>>57349687
yeah no shit, I was making fun of the candidates even more tbqh hahaha
>>57349665
>Poland allows the teutons to settle there to help against baltic pagans
>rightfully part of Poland
>they dont wanna give it back
>catholic monastic order secularises and converts to protestantism so they can confiscate church housing in order to fight the polish and claim squatters rights on their land
parasites
>>57349681
I sent one
literally don't give a single toss if I get fired or whatever, I'm going to put ban requests all posters I don't like until I get the boot.
On the dole.
>>57349707
Who cares?
You'll die in an explosion any way you look at it
>get interview for janny position
>so it says here you're a fat virgin?
>yes, that is correct
>ahhh yes, very impressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxsyBMuM8ts
>>57349720
please delete this degeneracy
>>57349751
well there goes your chance right there
>>57349727
>Ireland allows Scottish planters to stay in Ulster
>rightfully part of Ireland
>they don't wanna give it back
>Protestant Scots latch on and take up Unionism so they can confiscate Irish land in order to fight the Irish and claim squatters rights on their land
parasites
>>57349727
>rightfully part of Poland
why? it was never theirs, they just asked the teutonic order because the balts were attacking them often
>they dont wanna give it back
to whom? The Baltic people?
>>57349751
>literally don't give a single toss if I get fired or whatever
yeah i hear the severance package is pretty healthy (4 years salary, kerching)
>>57349767
>Anonymous tried to kill Trumps family
It's on lads
Going to drop all of you runts with one hand
Spain is poland tier and now we a eastern shithole.
mexico of europe but we have a natural all at pyrenees
>you'll never have enough dosh to pay for the baby experience with a qt proz
The hours, days, weekends
Ah, the weekend nights alone
Where were you?
In the basement?
In the attic?
In your room?
Working some job - just to have something to do.
Just to have a place to put yourself
Just to have a way to get away from them
A chance to get away from the ones that made you feel
so strange and ill at ease inside yourself
>>57349755
most soul crushing 8 months of my life
>>57349720
need the gf version
What exactly is that jelly you get in a pork pie?
>>57349727
>actually stooping low enough to argue about claims from the 13th century
if its populated by germans and has been for hundreds of years, then its german
>>57349859
I'm finishing university soon, probably gonna neet it up
Could do what everyone does and teach English in Korea or some shit if all else fails
>>57349859
Does it get better?
>>57349887
pig semen
t. knower
>>57349845
Fake the mexican hat and we all be happy.
>>57347928
friegaplatos
remember Gary Speed lads
>>57349646
So what are your qualifications?
Well, I sit on my ass all day browsing the chon and eating bread straight from the bag, dipping it into anything runnier than bread.
Please, I need this job. I hate that faggot who keeps posting cara.
![TracerOverTheShoulder_overwatch-e1459249732715[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wq5WeCZ.png "TracerOverTheShoulder_overwatch-e1459249732715[1].png")
I'm here in Britain visiting. Where can I find girls like Tracer?
>>57349953
>>57348027
post it here, la, and ye shall not be judged
>>57349949
>t. friegaplatos de casa
>American politics
https://twitter.com/RobMorroLiberty
blimey lads
>>57349953
RIP desu
>>57349953
yes desu
>>57349953
thinking about this the other day, fucking tragic
might apply to be a janny
just to be contrarian you know
>tfw working in a dead end near minimum wage job
The money is perfectly fine now while living at home, and I am very content with my contemporary life but the future is bleak. I wish I didn't fail college. Although my biggest regret is probably pursuing academics to the extent that I did and not going to work straight after school.
>>57349893
>the nazis had silesia in 1939 and planned to keep it
>b-but we only want danzig because its ethnically german
>>57349915
Got a free course from the dole, got a job and went on a trip abroad for a few months. It does mate, it does keep your chin up
>>57350030
what work do you do?
had my little gay shower
>>57350030
What's your job m8?
i'd imagine being a janny would get old real fast especially when you have to prune /brit/ every 5 minutes
>>57349953
wanking while hanging is always risky
i don't bloody think sharia allows it
>>57347928
Why is everyone leaving Lithuania,a count[r]y of just over 2 million people? Is the imminent Russian invasion haddbbbbbbeninggg?
>>57350030
Are you me?
>>57350128
this gif is amazing
going to make some te
thinking about it, on a daily basis i rarely drink any liquids other than te
So sad!
>>57349953
yeah
>tfw always get upset by deaths but hide my emotions from everyone
>>57350068
>>57350081
Work in a supermarket lads
>>57350131
I feel like a lot of lads in our demographic are like this desu. I don't know an awful lot of people who have went onto to proper work after finishing their degree.
>>57350027
that application page is fucking adorable
