Housing Edition
ooga booga where da toilets at
ooga booga where da toilets at
ooga booga where da toilets at
ooga booga where da toilets at
ooga booga where da toilets at
ooga booga where da toilets at
enough about houses lol
literally obsessed
ooga booga where da toilets at
>>57345495
the area matters a lot, i live in a nicer house than the one on the right and it certainly didnt cost 400k
ooga booga where da toilets at
ooga booga where da toilets at
>>57345565
>>57345548
>>57345522
bet you planned this!
>>57345495
only problem with the left one is it's in murica
>>57345601
trust the scotcuck to ruin it for everyone
ooga booga where da toilets at
How do you not get depressed? Everything we do is essentially pointless.
Window is STILL OPEN AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT
feeling VERY daring
Dropped the gf off at the airport earlier
going to make green te and supernoodles
>>57345608
>living in some shitty village with low prices because everyone wants to leave becuase its so shit and boring
oK family
>>57345522
>>57345548
>>57345565
>>57345586
>>57345588
>>57345597
>>57345605
>>57345609
>>57345615
>>57345628
I already regret posting this
ooga booga where da toilets at
Is it a good idea to lose my virginity to an escort so I am more confident around girls?
ooga booga where da toilets at
>>57345495
>>57345623
dont even know what you homos were referencing
>>57345633
what about the bugs and things flying through your window
>>57345633
*climbs through*
Ooga booga where's your toilet at?
haha nice one /b/rit!!! xD
Some fat disgusting Northern cow on tumblr got the new Perfume album three (3) days early but is refusing to leak it the fucking awful sket.
>>57345653
ooga booga where da toilets at
>>57345648
She's stankin up the seat lad
>>57345675
came here to post this
ooga booga where da toilets at
>tfw your gf's fuck buddy is taller than you
me ooga /brit/ booga
>>57345648
I hope her plane get's hijacked normie twat
>>57345664
true 2bh (except for if the house on the right is in london, in which case false, which it probably isn't seeing its size relative to its price)
>>57345680
ooga booga id like to be her human toilet
>>57345651
enjoy paying £1 million for a detached house
lmao here's what a house that "expensive" looks like where I live
If you ever need convincing that Americans are literal drooling retards with retarded humour
ooga booga where da toilets at
>>57345648
Tell her to cover her legs
>>57345680
she's probably lying like everyone else on tumblr
Mum, dad, I'm Gay
>We know son, we've always known
I have a boyfriend and... we're going to get married
>Ok, Can we meet him?
Yes, here he is, it's giant, bloated, sweaty, fat and heaving 57 year old Stephen Fry
>Oh... god... Stephen Fry... uggghhh
Goodeveninggoodeveninggoodevening, I fuck your sons face with my sweaty cock
sargon really went off on the muslims this week
>>57345668
None so far
Will punish any who deign to intrude on my bedchambre (in French accent)
>>57345673
The world is my toilet *pisses and shits myself*
>>57345720
Calm down m80
>>57345739
looks small if im honest
>>57345772
now post it on reddit before door mouse does
>>57345768
no he didnt
>>57345707
that dog nose and ears unrionically makes a woman unattractive to me.
It's like girls who have been BLACKED except with shitty emoticons.
maisie
>>57345763
How is this acceptable but a 15 year old girl isn't?
>>57345814
shagged him outside wembley arena last night
>>57345772
>tfw i was the lad who first copied the pole
>>57345814
Cheese
Meat
Water
Air
Jackie 4ch- FUCK
>>57345814
me
jackie chan's mum
jackie chan's dad
jackie chan's wife
jackie chan's son
>>57345799
it is. Long Island/NYC is very expensive.
A house the same price in the midwest would be three times the size. Area is everything.
>>57345629
babbys first nihilistic thoughts
How is he so based?
>>57345757
Nah she's got video proof and everything. Need someone in Blackpool to go and smash her windows in.
>>57345680
How can you leak a perfume
found em
anyone got 30p?
just got my postal vote slip for police and crime commissionar
>>57345864
would you let him suck your dick
http://strawpoll.me/7272788
http://strawpoll.me/7272788
>go on facebook first time in months
>see my twelve year old finnish niece is on
>it's 1 a.m. in Finland
Should I tell her off? haha
>>57345814
bruce lee
the eiffel tower
a giraffe
jupiter
paul dano
>>57345800
door mouse?
>>57345901
loose cap
if a '''muslim''' drinks alcohol then he's mostly alright in my book
im a paki but I'm not a muslim am i cool?
>>57345864
He's alright but his fanboys are just sycophantic faggots
>>57345915
dont worry she's with me
>>57345828
because stephen frys husband is 28
>>57345929
>Turkroaches are ok
>>57345966
civil partner*
>>57345963
based phaggot.
would not care at all if my son was gay so long as he was top
Inconsiderate and quite irresponsible woman clip-clopping down the road outside my window
Have a mind to fling my indecency at her
>>57345940
>girl
>with YOU
Oh wow, is it still April Fools Day?
June will be the last chance to restore British sovereignty without having to fight a war of independence for it tbqh.
>>57345929
Opposing evidence: Anjem Choudary
>>57345869
wish i had the gall to do this
i see so many random qts
>you will never be David Beckham
>you will never have the freedom to just pack up, camp out in the American desert and motorbike across Americas sprawling country roads
Oh well. Have to go to bed now so I can get up early and travel to my cubicle to earn my living wage
>>57345984
*degenerate accomplice
What would you do if you found out your son is earning money as a trap camwhore lads?
I think my dad may be onto me.
>June will be the last chance to restore British sovereignty without having to fight a war of independence for it tbqh.
>>57345648
What a whore!
>>57346002
He's not a real muslim bruv ;)
>>57345864
'No Milo, that's not how you smo....Oh fucks sake, he's slobbering on it again.'
>>57346039
Kill him
>>57346029
don't worry
once we leave the EU we'll all be fucking 10s in our mansions
last wisdom tooth is coming in lads
>>57346002
he stopped drinking when he became radicalised though
seemed like a bit of a lad back in uni
>>57345659
Dunno
>>57345653
ooga booga where da toilets at
>>57345963
the only good negrolover
>>57346039
Shag him
>checkout page has no padlock symbol
>>57346096
shut the FUCK up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSOek-YjvGM
Think i may have acted too hastily when i decided to become athiest, Islam i have returned.
Hate autocorrect lads
Where did it go so wrong, /brit/?
>>57345999
This can't be real
>>57345999
Is this image real or a meme?
>>57345929
>muslims who drink and do other haram things but then condemn ISIS for not being real muslims
Ahh yes VERY impressive
Getting yakisoba for dindins lads
Gonna be legit
LADS
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE TAKEAWAY?
I WAS TALKING TO A DICKHEAD WASTEMAN WHO TOLD ME HE LOVED MCDONALDS
I GO TO HIM "FUCK OFF WASTEMAN, I FUCKING LOVE CURRY - DIRTY PAKI."
WHAT DO YOU GET FROM THE INDIAN TAKEAWAY LADS?
I FOR ONE LOVE THE CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA
>>57345882
Give me her address and I'll be there on 30 minutes
![448228@N23_14688629643_P_20140715_154156[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NBs2RTf.jpg "448228@N23_14688629643_P_20140715_154156[1].jpg")
suffering from post masturbational depression
>>57346121
Tony Blair let in all the immigrants
Belter of an election
>>57345999
"when the whole squad on point"
>>57346138
why are you posting in all caps
Barely ate anything for dinner tonight.
Strange since I'm usually a greedy shit.
Been feeling odd all day too.
Don't think I'm ill.
>>57346128
if that's real then imma rage pretty hard.
CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES
>>57345994
pic related
>>57346119
Me too lol, hate it when you fjggduflhclvucydufusfk kfigl hlbvk kvjxcn fjskccnckglvvl have a great range y a un mail to a friend or relative of my life and work with the free yyyt unfurnished yuht the lol soz bloody auto correct eh
>>57346165
DON'T @ ME
>>57346138
Just a normal chicken balti or beef vindaloo usually, curry is also my favourite type of takeaway.
la ilaha illa'llah
la ilaha illa'llah
la ilaha illa'llah
dont worry guys, just reciting the shahadah in preparation for when this country becomes a majority muslim nation
>>57346200
how else am I meant to respond
I want to lick Cirno's feet tbhwylads
>>57346165
capsposting gets you more attention and therefore more (You)s
What should I get lads?
>>57346122
>Q.3 Design a Tinder profile for as soldier in the trenches
Hi
>FPTP
ah yes, very impressive
>>57345882
*holds up spork*
still have that consert to stream some day or the other
average british lad outside an average british house
Is it normal to have suicidal thoughts?
>>57346235
What is Vietnamese food like?
What is Thai food like?
Are there any other Asian cuisines excluding Thai, Vietnamese, Chinese and Indian?
I feel like I should be exploiting the sole benefit of multiculturalism more.
Just ordered my new slippers lads
http://www.herringshoes.co.uk/product-info.php?&brandid=6&shoeid=6124
>>57346138
Biryani is best, m8.
Molyneux really went off on the Muslims this week
>>57346313
is google broken?
>>57346235
fried dog
>>57346330
what did he say?
Got arrested for owning a spoon
Bobbies said they suspected I would sharpen it into a weapon
Fair enough I guess.
>>57346338
Google says every country has a cuisine including Cameroon.
I mean actual edible food that doesn't taste like SHIT.
>>57346357
Things I dare not repeat here
>>57346133
>>57345929
My Muslim friend says he drinks only indoors because then Allah can't see.
VR porn or an actual gf lads?
>>57346374
Rasheed
>>57346160
1931 was funnier
Heres some choice cut of arse *gives you a roasted slice of human bumcheek on a platter garnished with parsley*
http://strawpoll.me/7272868
http://strawpoll.me/7272868
http://strawpoll.me/7272868
http://strawpoll.me/7272868
http://strawpoll.me/7272868
http://strawpoll.me/7272868
>tfw been having acid reflux
>tastes like food i ate over a day ago
???
>>57346404
Es ist ALLES deine schuld du Stricher
Pakistani gangs molesting thousands of children up and down the country for decades?
Can't be having that show up in the crime stats. Better arrest British folk for tweeting
>>57346269
Explain
Fuck me lads
Time to do my taxes
>>57346274
Indeed indeed. Would have suggested tonight if not for the fact that I have to wake up tomorrow morning to drive mumsy to the train station.
Any lads in the royal navy?
>>57346430
>>57346481
Scotland swung from Labour to Conservative so the Conservatives got more seats that Labour despite more of the UK voting for Labour
what is the current state of British education?
t. kraut
>>57346507
nah all female nowadays
can all the irish posters in this thread answer this please
http://strawpoll.me/7272895
http://strawpoll.me/7272895
>>57346495
Also I'm abed you thoughtless heartless monstrous scum
https://trumpstrumpets.wordpress.com/2016/03/23/21/
janny got me
>wife's fuckbuddy is taller than me
What should I do?
Why do the Polish loiter so much?
They just stand around.
>>57346476
Honestly can't understand how that didn't turn into a bigger scandal. Literally confirmed every right wingers suspicions and even leftists should be horrified about girls being allowed to be raped.
Nightmarish stuff 2bh
when will some darknet nerd give us a list of the politicians who used Mossack Fonseca? could be just like the fappening
>>57345864
hes not
its just the liberals have gone so utterly batshit that a charlatan like him actually has been given an otherwise unprecedentable window of opportunity to put himself out as a legitimate media personality
>I still love him though
>>57346558
Wish he got you in the damned lungs
>>57346530 lel
>>57346530
It's a glorified day call centre tbqh.
>>57346532
Fantastic. I'm definitely joining.
>>57346495
what concert?
what's a good way of saying 'gross'
anyone know what the lowest percentage of votes you can get and still get a majority of MPs is?
>>57346607
How is he a charlatan?
>>57346495
ye no problems, im not really in the correct frame of mind tonight for a full jappo concert plus still watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcKePNLTaYU
praps later on in the week if ive made progress with dissertation
*Opens Examiner*
Ugh... this truly is a commoners newspaper
*Picks up Economist*
Ahh yes the stocks are going excellent
http://strawpoll.me/7272923
http://strawpoll.me/7272923
http://strawpoll.me/7272923
http://strawpoll.me/7272923
http://strawpoll.me/7272923
>>57346604
font
love these mesh dresses
haha
>>57346530
The answer is all of them, right?
>>57346628
london
>>57346604
Bet he's a UKIP voter as well the rapacious bigot
>>57346638
Vile
>>57346638
Nasty
>>57346635
some perfume one which hasnt been seen apparently
>>57346384
I tried Google goggles the other day. I could see vr being the future. Drugs are banned because if everyone uses them to escape their shitty life, there's no one to work. Imagine a world where the machines work and we get to all waste our lives away with a vr harem.
Wish I had a thick gf
>>57346604
illegal
>>57346530
the fact i tried to click on the replies on the picture shows it isnt great
>have daughter from previous marriage
>left her and got custody of my daughter because she got studded by the black bull
>new wife has son
>her fuck buddy is taller than me
>her son took my daughter's virginity
>>57346654
buy low sell high m8 don't need a magazine to tell you that
>>57346668
me in the hat
>>57346642
Depends on how many other parties are competing. In theory you could win a majority with just a few hundred votes if there were thousands of other parties
In practice, 35% seems the lowest
>>57346642
this last election should give a decent idea I think
>>57346701
VR will mark the end of the world as we know it
give it 10 years
screenshot this
>>57346530
>youshoulbeabletosolvethis.png
>>57346728
kek
>>57346542
*punches you in the spine*
>>57346648
>2:42:36
Might as well read the book.
Need a Lauren Southern gf
>>57346758
where will we post to prove you were right?
>>57346663
>Donino's - 2 votes
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>57346643
you honestly take a single thing he says seriously??
he even says himself he loves trolling
Lads I am going on vacation to UK in a few months. I have to pick between two (2) trips, first one is pic related
>>57346797
in the vr world
you will know
>>57346789
racist
Any slags in here?
>>57346789
Rorke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbpNe_bMw7U
absolutely demand a bremain and a gf right now
>>57346822
well he's usually correct
>>57346668
Pitty about the gypsy face on her
me entering /brit/
Any of you lads have international gfs?
Mine is Polish.
>>57346812
dominos is honestly shit
don't understand why its popular
>>57346789
EXCELLENT profile
>>57346828
And this is the other one, focused on knights, royalty, castles and shit.
>>57346788
started watching around 7pm too
>>57346881
ye she moved back though
>>57346904
how are you making these maps
>>57346828
>SZKOCJA
>LONDYN
>>57346904
BATH
A
T
H
This one
BEADY
>>57346904
do both
>>57346904
You should go to Birmingham; it's the toilet of the UK
>>57346828
>Not going to Northern Ireland, AKA Western Poland
>>57346881
No Ben, turn back, turn baaaaack!
watched some tv for the first time in a while lads, quite decent as background noise while posting
>>57346951
ANGLO
Don't care for sex or women at all but would like to have kids and I know they need both parents to grow up right.
Advice?
I think it's best to look for a frigid woman so we can have sex a couple of times to make the kids and then never again.
![Eternal Anglo[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/URMY9v4.png "Eternal Anglo[2].png")
>>57346951
ANGLO
dont let me go murf
>>57346828
>cockington
surrounded by torquay: large town of dreams
>>57346881
No gfs left in england, m8?
>international gf
>it's like a normal relationship only chad handles the sex part
Anyone here ever been south america/africa? Any good experiences?
how could communism ever happen in a developed country since the middle class is larger than the working class? shouldn't commie just give up?
>>57347035
But I met her in England
How do you make friends? Seriously. I was pretty normal back in school, but I've drifted away from everybody since then. It's not like I can just walk up to a group of people and ask to join in.
>>57345495
My home is worth 450k€ and is an old 90m2 apartment
900€ rent
>fucking housing bubble
>>57347019
My dream is to find a frigid girl and corrupt her with my drug use.
![Eternal Anglo[3].png](https://i.imgur.com/9M0RK8p.png "Eternal Anglo[3].png")
>>57347021
EYES
