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conductor edition
karen
hannah
crayon pop
I AM JANNY
CONDUCTER WE HAVE A PROBLEM
Asuka.
maisie
still watching this film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcKePNLTaYU
its talksy but not so bad for all that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp43OdtAAkM
Kyary
If you live in this area you are a TRILLIONAIRE
>>57343159
white = my cumstains
no one likes me
>women decide to fuck only top-tier men, something that's relative
>somehow it's my fault for not getting laid a ton
>>57343169
>ausgaylia
>>57343044
ffs you lot treat it like a job
they specifically ask for people who already spend a lot of time on the chon, so that they'll be around to conduct fairly regularly
theyre not asking for 7 hour shifts are they
i imagine itd be just like the regular browsing experience except youd sift through the report list once in a while and delete flagrantly awful posts (and be able to punish kpop posters mercilessly and at any time without warning)
this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R6HxbsRtbw
pls range ban this bent aussie
sudden hankering for a savoy sausage
>>57343137
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>57343171
Zodiac was garbage. Don't understand why it's so revered on /tv/.
Lotta yank bullying going on today
keep it up
haven't played competitive games for ages cause my internet was always lagging for some reason, still fucking happening
phoning up my isp tomorrow desu
>>57343169
>ausgaylia
Good thing you cunts got deported
Katarina Johnson Thompson
>>57343200
Know this from experience
why are the masses so content to be mired in a cesspool of inane cultural garbage?
>>57343186
very good pic
>>57343200
all me
why are the masses so content to be mired in a cesspool of inane cultural garbage?
stay obsessed lads
>>57343297
haha alri' adorno, slow your roll
>>57343290
she's minging
>>57343211
ur mom likes u
>>57343241
£175
>>57343200
>cromwell rd
Trigger warning please
>why are the masses so content to be mired in a cesspool of inane cultural garbage?
>>57343241
350
>1999 was 20 years ago
do think my faeces has stewed in the fetid bowels of my shitgut for long enough
going to squeeze it out now
1 man 6 women = 6 potential children
1 woman 6 men = 1 potential child
http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2015/05/on-legitimacy-and-saving-fptp.html
interesting read
>>57343241
fingers too long / 10
knees a bit mashed
straps on shoes undone
I'd pay £140 max
>>57343296
delet
>For most of human history, vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home when you were sleeping or drunk. Then we got rid of the horse.
makes you think
>>57343336
Shes cute af you gay bastard
>>57343290
>blacks
>>57343345
delete this quickly and quietly
Noticed a dramatic decrease in fedora posting
look at this stupid fat cunt, she wants a gastric band because she's too pathetic to just stop eating, and she wants DONATIONS for it
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/health/morbidly-obese-woman-appeals-help-11132142
>mfw neet and have no fucking clue what the week will hold
>>57343345
>no white british children
>double the number of five years ago
double zero is still zero lads
>>57343241
How much for 40 seconds haha
>>57343359
>leeposting
i like it
dont mind me
>>57343241
badly done tit job
>>57343169
When I'm janny I'm gonna ban you so hard you won't know what's hit you, you gay little aussie freak
>>57343137
This is ireland?
You guys need to insulate theres not that many of you
pure coincidence
>>57343403
why don't they teach this in school...
>>57343459
My god she is perfect.
>>57343459
keep going (post hannah)
>>57343406
do one jamal
>>57343359
A good example of inane cultural garbage tbqh
>tfw just managed to keep going while cumming & after
>>57343340
>>57343349
>>57343372
the correct answer is 180
hold it down boi
ur head gettin blurred
i kno u cant stop thinkin of her
by all means u can vibe wit dis girl
but just dont mug urself thats all dont mug urself
Amazing
>>57343290
good post
>>57343354
Doing a poo right now lol
>>57343357
nearly all relationships today that bear children are monogamous
libtards are unwittingly letting a few men fuck all the women when they push to end monogamy
>>57343425
You know exactly what it will hold. I hope this is a gimmick.
>>57343424
*urge to bully increases*
mate send a snapchat of me and him to my ex gf captioned "your 2011 wet dream"
she replied back saying "forever and always"
still trying to figure out what she meant by this
she's been with her new boyfriend for like a year
>>57343581
£95
goal Vermont gf
>>57343581
50p
>>57343581
£195
>>57343581
200
>>57343581
225
>>57343581
1 mars bar
Going to Amsterdam Thursday lads WAHEY
>>57343582
its just banter
>>57343581
£150
Reminder
>>57343581
three fiddy
Main poo is over; mainly rapid-fire bursts of muffled fartlets in between the last few ploppies
>>57343459
Post rare aieoufphes
>>57343581
1 bicardi breezer and a packet of salted nuts
Really getting over my social anxiety lads
>>57343533
Legitimately terrifying
need this as my gf
>>57343557
Getting up too late and going on 4chan?
>>57343648
>greece
>turkey
>>57343694
not me
>>57343533
>50k muslims
government could round them up and stick them in camps in a day. what the fuck have the kikes done to us.
>>57343424
How is she even married? how fucking desperate do you have to be to get with that thing? even if I was ugly as fuck I'd rather be single.
might make.....more te?!?!
*peers over the financial times*
looks like it's a good day for my instant access cash isa
>>57343680
why do you save posts and repost them
>>57343661
Post a picture of yourself then pls
>>57343581
would legitimately pay to have sexual intercourse with this girl
>>57343533
sleepwalking into a disaster
>Around 100,000 black American troops arrived in the UK during the war, far outnumbering the black population at the time - which may have been around 7,000. US troops were segregated in the UK as they were back home.
seven
thousand
just a quick reminder: maggie thatcher relaxed immigration rules for commonwealth countries (pakistan, bangladesh and india are on the list) to fill labour shortages in industrial cities that couldn't turn a profit paying white people actual wages. she also gave the go ahead for the call to prayer for a number of mosques
>>57343600
>>57343621
>>57343625
>>57343628
>>57343632
>>57343635
>>57343647
>>57343655
>>57343688
the correct answer is 200
>>57343581
£225
Just perhaps 1 straggling shiteling left in some corner of my rectum; the question now is whether it's worth the effort to force that last elusive chocolate chip mcnuggy out or not
>We've had a rough start to the year health wise but are improving, grandad very slowly.
>Love and hugs to you all.
>Nan and Grandad
next time i get a girl to tell me how many guys she's slept with, im gonna ignore her for a bit and bait some desperate triple texts then block her if it's over 6
haha, bantz
>ywn bum aussie anon in homebase
why live
>>57343838
yeah but Blair forced them to have a high fertility rate or something
>>57343846
Would only pay £150 desu.
>>57343861
£218.50
>>57343873
post logs
>>57343846
I WIN.
Is it sad I've visited so many that I guessed the right answer?
>>57343861
link to her profile once you reveal the price?
>>57343838
but look at that net migration fucking shoot up the year tony blair was elected
>>57343861
£160
*posts the gimmick that i stole from you in the last thread*
>>57343921
tfw no lacrosse gf
>>57343871
Cheeky little inheritance soon, lad
>>57343861
300 pounds
>>57343910
140 euro but she prob charges more
>>57343861
130
Watching Dr. Strangelove.
Would give Miss Scott a proper pounding desu
NEED a job where I can have four day weeks. Life would be a lot more enjoyable for everyone if that was the norm.
>>57343936
Social engineering at it's finest.
JAYNE
All quiet for now; bumcano seems dormant. Proceeding to wipe and flush and wash and brush
>>57343861
one packet of ready salted mccoys crisps
>>57343910
300
>>57343838
reminder that mandleson straw and blair literally sent out search parties to find migrants
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
LADS IM GETTING STONED
SMOKING A JOINT AS YOU READ THIS
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
>>57343971
is she 16?
>back at work tomorrow
>still not had chance to ride my new bike
>>57343910
£200
escorts around me are super cheap. £200 is top end
>>57343137
I thought you guys kept on top of bashing wogs as soon as they tried to move in to your communities.
All those years slaughtering your own people and you can't even keep the darkies from lowering property prices on your street?
>>57343936
Ah yes, British immigration policy changed the instant he was elected
>>57344029
ecksdee
>>57344044
where in the country
>>57343971
oh dear
>>57344042
it was good weather as well. lazy bastard
>>57343999
I earn almost 30k a year and work 3 days a week.
Can't complain.
>>57343910
170 an hour
>>57344075
Blackpool
>>57344044
min is 200 here
200 - 1000
per hour
>>57344066
7 months between him getting elected and the end of the year
more than long enough for policy to change
>>57344097
unlucky lad
>>57343200
>unironically born and raised in SW3
:^)
Good job janny, I hope you don't get replaced in two days
>>57344089
What do you do? not that guy but I work 5 days a week and it feels suffocating, especially on nights, part time work sounds appealing right now.
f.lux gives me scrren a lovely colour
>>57344124
40/100/80
>>57343861
the answer is a whopping £350
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1971392
>>57344125
romanians for 80 an hour round here desu
>>57344089
Gib job.
What do you do?
>>57344129
for starters the trend quite clearly starts prior to the 1997 election and secondly 7 months is obviously not long enough for immigration policy to change and have its effect
>>57344035
looks younger m8
>Assuming patterns of net immigration do not change significantly, the Pew Forum thinks that there will be just over 5.5 million British Muslims, representing 8.2 per cent of the UK population, by 2030.
Ahh hmm yes a most impressive turn of events
>>57344125
You're getting robbed
>>57344097
>living in Blackpool
why
>>57344185
Fuck that.
Looks like an average chav slut.
>rating girls based on how much you'd pay them per hour to have sex with
ngl pretty triggered
>>57344201
looks comfy as fuck desu, not for me though
>>57344201
>>57344149
why is britain SO FUCKING DEPRESSING
>>57344167
Machine operator.
>>57344185
I got closest again!
I'm good at this. I should be a pimp.
>>57344201
>>57344149
bit grim
going to have a piss and put kettle on
got up at 5pm today
>>57344186
romanians are shit tier mechanical robots who give shit service
>>57344201
stop posting this
>>57344201
Do not think I could hack living in an attached house tbqh
would be nonstop worrying they could hear me through the wall
>>57344210
>Babby detected
Plenty of changes were made the instant Blair got in, most notably the changes to the Primary Purpose rule and relaxing restrictions on asylum seekers
>>57344185
what is it with whores and ruining themselves with those horrible, swollen fake tits.
>>57344257
>Machine operator.
Is it 12 hours shifts? I know a machine operator who works 4 on 6 off, 2 days 2 nights, hard to get in there though.
>>57344221
ours was a decadent society after all!
>>57344210
youre being pedantic on a small point and completely missing the bigger picture
look at when tony blair was prime minister and how much net migration increased compared to those before him
returned from my bathroom
had a fruitful and enchanting shit
>>57344298
I can literally hear my neighbours sneeze
>>57344185
>42 years old
>>57344280
>Boiling your piss
>>57344291
yeah i know, just giving you an example of the cheapest option lad
never shagging a prossie again though 2bh
>blair
>>57344333
>>57344201
>>57344149
>>57344233
who cares sex is just another commodity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcuijtauGUc
>>57344259
HI WOOWEE
don't think i'll sleep tonight
>>57344333
>>57344333
s-stop
>>57344315
Yes and similar shifts.
going beds now
*changes flag to bedfordshire* haha LOL but im actually going to bed
when i was little i boiled some milk in the kettle and my grandad hit me with a dustpan
>>57344333
>>57344201
>>57344149
Edit the numbers to make them £1m+ then post a thread about them to confuse JFs
next time i get a girl to tell me how many guys she's slept with, im gonna ignore her for a bit and bait some desperate triple texts then block her if it's over 6
haha, bantz
>go to upload skype profile pic
>camera turns on, see face
>turn off computer and go and sit in a dark room for a while
>>57344430
*takes over the mercia flag whilst you're gone*
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_aTtV5BNLQ
been enjoying this haha
>>57344394
same
need to start dissertation tomorrow tho
So sad!
>>57344430
night boyo
>>57344394
watching WWE?
>>57344487
dont care
>>57344487
50p and a ham sandwich
>>57344430
*punches you in the spine*
>>57344487
1 chad/hour
>>57344487
45p
>>57344454
how much -should- this be worth then?
price is fine ttbh
ALRIGHT
>>57344505
no
just don't really want to
>>57344512
Good fortified position desu.
>>57344536
David Mitchell can't afford her then
>When he raises your minimum wage to £7.20 so you can be the sole bread winner for your wife and two kids
>>57344487
175 euros
>>57344512
>That flower bed
Brutalism at its finest
>>57344512
Worth it for the tank defences
>>57344549
£5000
>>57344457
>not already sitting in a dark room
font
>>57344394
>>57344457
have a good wake dickheads lmao, will think of you whilst tucked up warm and comfortable in bed but in a wholly christian way
>>57344471
actually looking into purchasing the right to use this flag
>>57344531
*its a hologram*
*the real me is already asleep in bed*
always 1 step ahead
>>57344557
>sniping encroaching mudshits with your well armed militiabros
A man can dream
The house posting was amusing for a bit but can u stop spamming it
do one per thread or something
>all these overpriced cardboard boxes going for 100k+ pounds
you should go to Limerick lads. you can get a house there for like 20k euros (probably 15k pounds sterling) in some areas
>>57344599
nighty night x
>"Northerners are people too"
just slipped a finger into my front bum x
>>57344629
would live in one if it was 10k
its basically a flat
>>57344624
>Genetics
Kek
>>57344595
few of those lying around down some of the lanes back home
>>57344149
>>57344201
>>57344333
>>57344396
>>57344454
>>57344512
>>57344567
>>57344629
Thing is, not everyone is entitled to live in some fancy middle class home. Nothing wrong with having crappy starter homes.
But the cost of these pieces of shit is unforgivable
>>57344624
Savers on a cig
guess her hourly rate
>>57344654
ooer awkies LOL meant to reply to >>57344479
>>57344660
in a wholly christian way?
>>57344687
>her
>>57344557
>not living in a pill box
what are the disadvantages of losing my virginity to an escort to try and improve my confidence around girls?
terrorizing jams like troops in pakistan
>>57344687
please do not talk about the gf like this
>>57344637
I thought that Irish house prices were even more barmy than ours?
guess her hourly rate
>>57344629
Why don't brits just buy houses in germany? Way cheaper. If you live frugally for a dew years you can buy one. Too easy.
>>57344585
>>57344539
>>57344536
>>57344525
>>57344517
The correct answer is a 2 bed terraced house in Millfield, Sunderland
>>57344702
nope
lord forgive me for i have sinned
can so-called "libertarians" just fuck off already? their ideology is moronic and totally contrary to human nature.
>>57344693
that's why I thought I'd throw in my own night night message
>>57344687
the promise of a cat-walk appearance
Hmm...
>>57344687
if she auction off an hour of sex she would get something ridiculous, probably a million quid from some saudi prince
haha norfolk get FUCKED
Would you date this?
Mind she has had two black boyfriends before this.
>>57344733
9001 yen
>>57344687
1 x "I promise that I'll get you some good role in a big movie"
>>57344750
yeah well i didnt ask for a damned message did i
*all sullenly* good night..
Guess her hourly rate.
She provides car meet quickies as an extra
Going to bed and watch some AD. Goodnight, lads.
>>57344736
Some people want to stay in the country they grew up in, have friends here, family here, a job here, like it here etc.
>>57344782
maybe
>>57344763
You are fucked
>>57344738
laughed
Types of tenure power rankings
Eternal Goat - voluntary homelessness
1. with parents
2. sheltered housing
3. flatshares
4 - housing association
500. Council
90001. Home ownership
99999. Rtb/shared equity
>>57344782
no, my small white willy would only disappoint
>>57344736
>Buy house in Germany
>Get evicted to make way for a refugee family
>>57344749
kek imagine someone posting this on /pol/ 4 years ago
and i sat there, on a bridge over the tay in dundee, looking up at the eclipse, and i just had this wave of emotion crash over me, and i couldn't help but think about just how fucking pointless life really is
not just in dundee though, extending to scotland and the north generally
>>57344630
>no banter to see who can pacify the most Mohammedans
>>57344782
>trainers
>dress
>lingerie
what a mess of an outfit
>>57344782
depends if it were protected intercourse or not
wouldn't want to put it inside her if black seed has been there
so sad!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3521011/Bizarre-suicide-bids-seafront-Police-rescue-woman-near-cliff-man-jumps-followed-woman.html
>>57344801
AD a sh*t
hope your bed catches fire
Whoa lads
This is some accidental proto-vaporwave shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYtzf7YD8oY
Skip to 0: 18
>Bought Art of the Deal off Amazon
>"Racist bigot" scribbled on the inside sleeve
How much could I sue Amazon for?
>>57344801
AD? Night.
>>57344763
>its reasonably possible france has 10 million muslims
>4 times as many as we do
>>57344763
Wh-Where is this from?
>26 million
Jesus
GF said she'd like to have "three or four" kids lads. I thought she was kidding and said I want twenty-seven.
Should I be afraid?
doing molto difficile pressups
nelly put his fingers in the jelly again
>>57344763
Moving to asia desu
Just created a proper equaliser preset for another set of headphones. Bowled over by the difference.
Don't care about getting hats for this. Would take a million hats if it meant I could convince one other person to try it themselves.
>>57344732
not in limerick they're not!
http://www.property.ie/property-for-sale/limerick/price_0-50000/
01625
>>57344905
>no proof
Nice try rorke
Can't wait for a new
*waits patiaently*
*coughs*
*raises voice*
I CAN'T WAIT FOR A NEW
>>57344988
thats a lot of hats
>>57344930
If you are both White British, or even White Other otherwise don't bother.
having an existential crisis about which grandstand to sit in at monaco
>>57344794
*rams several more messages down your throat*
>>57344988
hat for days
>>57344882
dont understand why charities are segregated like that
there shouldn't be a male suicide and a women suicide charity, it should just be one whole
I suppose they might need specialists in some cases so perhaps donations and fundings should go to a big pot that is evenly divided (or tactically allocated as needed) to each organisation
just a few thoughts
>>57345023
I'm English, she's Polish.
>>57344930
Rasheed
>>57344930
gotta outbreed the muzzies if what im reading ITT is true
get stuck in lad, give her an extra one from me
what time is your alarm set?
7:26 here
>>57345045
s'not fait
>>57345045
Go for it then.
>>57345122
it isn't
>>57345122
6:50, but I'll snooze until 7:20
Yorkshire independence referendum when??
>>57345045
>polish gf
My condolences
Slidden my wee tortured leggies undercover
No sinning on Sunday don't you know
Have done some farts though
>>57345044
male suicide is notably higher so we can assume there are specific motivations that don't apply to female suicide
>>57345122
6:30
you are everyone and everyone is you
>>57345154
seems like a bad idea economically to me tbf
>>57344919
http://www.thecommentator.com/article/5632/uk_muslim_population_of_26_million_by_2051
>>57344996
Fairs. I was just going off what I was told by the Irish lads who went to my sixth form back in the day told me, though that was a few years ago
eating a bowl of cheerios
how long can you leave cheese sitting out?
>>57344988
hope this helps you towards your JustTipping target of a million hats
>>57345122
10am
>>57345143
won't you be late for work?
>>57345122
7:15 then 7:20 then i'll lie in ten minutes
>>57345151
Literally identically this
>>57345195
we are the one
>>57344988
then teach me how
>>57345122
9:30
>>57345122
6:30, 6:37, 6:44, 6:51, 7:04
>>57345122
Naturally waking master race.
Asia or South America, where should i move?
>>57345255
more evidence I have an alter ego posting on /brit/
>daywalkers
worse than anime losers 2bh
>>57345256
2,1,3
>>57345209
Your pee is gonna reek
would you a neet jap gf?
>>57345317
day... walker...
night... stalker!
>>57345267
http://www.head-fi.org/a/how-to-equalize-your-headphones-a-tutorial
Looks a lot but most of that is just bollocksing about. The actual process is quite simple.
Rally do so adore the ability to speak of vulgarities and crassness with total strangers
feel bad when i don't look like at my phone for hours and my m8 sends me loads of messages
>>57345197
FACT: Yorkshire's economy is bigger than Slovakia's
its simple
we ban religion
(got btfo earlier and am just thinking some things through)
>>57345367
who is this sperm urn?
>>57345356
tfw your pee smells when you eat sugar puffs
>>57345378
also seems a bit odd to extrapolate economic information on a situation where governance is radically different.
>>57345374
I do this all the time with my gf and then I tell her my battery was dead haha
>>57345378
slovakia isnt exactly a rich country
>>57345318
>eldest first
font
>>57345360
A FANNY SMELLING LIKE A RAINY DAY AT GRIMSBY FISH MARKET
>>57345256
wait, they're two different people? I thought it was all done with mirrors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFGyZsOM-aY
who here /milo/
>>57345451
honestly i usually go with 1 but in that particular pic 2 looks fittest
>>57345424
if girls only need fanny pads 1 week out the month why do they carry handbags every day??
>>57345360
Yeah probably, she's not proper pretty and her skin is bad but yes we can play games together and watch anime and shit.
Barely ate anything for dinner tonight.
Strange since I'm usually a greedy shit.
Been feeling odd all day too.
Don't think I'm ill.
noticed quite a few housing estates popping up recently that look exactly like this
>>57345186
true.
Perhaps there should be like an issue pot, controlled by some third party, for things such as suicide, cancer etc, who then allocate the money to the charities as necessary based on the size of the issue
So donations would go to a suicide pot and then be split between male and female 70:30 for example
perhaps to complicated to actually work but personally feel its a bit silly how it is now
>>57345445
Increased devolution would grow the economy
>>57345492
no, they are the one
we are the one
everyone is the one
(woooooooaooooooh)
>>57345497
>available to Americans
traitor
>>57345449
Neither is the Islamic London Borough of Twattinghamshire
>>57345600
he lives in America now
>>57345122
4:30. In at 5:30.
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