>>57339249
Shouldn't this be in /brit/

Also wtf were u thinkin

That's what you get for being attracted to women

>>57339454
bit gay

There's still a chance boyo

>>57339249
Well you made her laugh at least, that means she wants to fuck

>>57339249
Note that it was you who didn't reply, not her.

Jokes is jokes is jokes, just play it off as one

>>57339884
Nah, I wouldn't. He may be able to get a sympathy lay. It's clearly obvious it's not a joke, and pretending it is is just gonna make him look weak and embarrassed. He should just say something along the lines of (or even exactly) 'Well hey, what can I say?'

OP is a bitchboy

>>57339249
>"Her" name is Sam

>>57339454
This tbqhwy

>>57339454
How do I ascend? I want to be asexual.

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