https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdSsJQ-fvOU
edition
karen
crayon pop
Cameron's family in the panama papers.
Could not get any worse for the Tories, too bad Corbyn is too weak to plunge the knife in.
>8gaggers unironically think 4chan mods are SJWs
Imagine being that much of a runt
What's it like to kiss a girl lads?
HK Handover was in '97 you Spanish spacker.
maisie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEafxQLvpmE
Dahye
maisie
>>57337702
>tfw I used to subscribe to that stuff
/v/ was a mistake
feeling quite lightheaded lads, like I'm going to pass out
don't like it one bit
wish i could transition to be a girl lads. but one that is permanently 8 years old
Asuka.
have hurt my leg
my wonderful firm juicy leg
>Got really bad razor burn from shaving a few days ago
>Cuts and burn still on my face
>Need to shave again
Shit. What do?
>>57337741
>I used to subscribe to that stuff
bad lad
>/v/ was a mistake
good lad
>>57337588
Why do Americans say they invented the atomic bomb when we Brits were really the intellectual mind behind it. Just look at Tube Alloys, the British Manhattan Project - it was miles ahead scientifically of the Manhattan project, but lacked the funding due to Bletchley and the other war efforts.
Fucking Yanks, I hope we build H-bomb 2.0 and kill all of them.
>>57337775
get an electric razor you ridiculous insect
FEDORAS B T FO
B T F O
T
F
O
>>57337715
my bad
i always thought it was 93 for some reason, thats when they started knockin kowloon down anyway
>>57337761
Hi! few things to start off with =]
1. yes I'm replying to you because you're a female chonner, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
>>57337814
it was more the nazis tbf
back in my day SJW was just a term for over-zealous teenagers on tumblr
>>57337814
WE WUZ NUCLEAR N SHIT
>>57337761
Hi! few things to start off with =]
1. yes I'm replying to you because you're a female chonner, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Kevin.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
When will Kyary's illicit business be revealed in the Panama papers?
(Throwaway Account) My current SO was an Escort and we met through her work. I was her strange client. I was a law student at the time and had lost my previous SO to suicide. I really had a hard time "dating" (because of time constraints, etc) so, I paid an Escort to 'date' me. She would come over, and we'd made dinner, watch TV, fool around, take naps and generally be "boyfriend/girlfriend" on Saturday afternoon and evening.
We did this for over 6 months: every Saturday, she'd come over. She'd put on more comfortable attire and we'd decide on something to eat, either making it or getting take-out. Eventually she began to tell me what kinds of food she liked and what shows/movies she wanted to watch. I'd take initative and tell her what kind of sex I liked... and she did too. After a few months, we'd take afternoon dates to the park or to the movies.
Six months in, she'd stop leaving first thing on Sunday morning and we'd instead have breakfast, or go for a walk. Then it escalated to her showering Sunday morning and spending most of the day. I didn't know if she wanted more money, so one Sunday I offered extra cash and she became quiet and said that she liked me and didn't want to do this anymore as she thought it was hurting me. I told her I liked her.....
.... seven years later, I'm an associate partner at a firm and she teaches high school English. No one knows how we met or what she used to do. It's like our weird little secret. We have this funny story that will probably go to the grave with us.
>>57337741
What made you see the light, comrade
>>57337845
if only it was true
>>57337940
dropping my obsession with video game "culture" and making /int/ my home board
>>57337883
It wasn't because it was anti-SJW it was because it was raiding and off-topic shitposting
>>57337845
saw the first one and it was better than i thought.
i always cringe when i hear philosophy concepts being discussed in a film. the worst one was ex machina. the guy is supposed to super smart and he's talking about stuff like he's a high school student because they can't make it too complicated for the audience
>>57337751
>2016
if thats what you identify as, crack on and see who stops you lad
>>57337910
is this one of ky's
when did he make this i wonder
>>57337921
That's a nice story
Shame she's still a whore
"Shamanism", even if the concept weren't dubious and anthropologically fraught outside of discussions of certain magico-religious practices of the aboriginal peoples of North Asia, is impossible as such in the 21st century, because it depends on the stable, primitive order of symbolic exchange, whereas our world has since passed into the arbitrary, infinitely mutable economy of the sign, an order of the semiotic, exchangeable only for itself in a never-ending closed circuit.
>>57337883
because its tiresome offtopic drivel
>>57337867
hi brian, fancy making a crutch out of your own twisted bastard spine?
>>57337909
kevin my love, would you be so kind as to walk towards some chickenwire so i can use your grossly deformed lower half as a footrest?
Jack Black was a weird choice for Carl Denham.
>>57337940
>>57337977
that said, looking back on it, some parts of the whole #gg shite was funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wfZvmeTte8
>>57337814
>yfw Brits invented some of the most commonly used encryption protocols that revolutionised cryptography
>yfw Americans get all the credit for it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSA_(cryptosystem)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diffie%E2%80%93Hellman_key_exchange
what even was the grievance of Gamergate
>oh no there are gay characters in Mass Effect
>>57337845
>On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has a rating of 14%, based on 21 reviews, with an average rating of 4.2/10.
Face 3long
not sure what is happening
visited some several-thousand year old caves today
saw some dinosaur bones in there too
Imagine being Putin's best mate and having him put you in control of hundreds of millions of dollars of assets. wew.
Punpun is too depressing
>>57337588
is that jamie vardy's wife
>>57338104
female """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""video game journalists"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" fucking game devs in exchange for favourable reviews or something
you know when you think of a tune in your head and then it triggers you because you can't remember what it is and you spend 20 minutes trawling through stuff and then that great sigh of relief when you finally find it
good feel lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYUgrMhiVVc
>>57338085
Watching the butthurt on both sides was quite funny desu
>>57338076
oh dear :)
someones a bit grumpy today :)
if God's Not Dead was about Islam it would get a 99% rating from critics
>>57338104
gamergate is basically just retards now, but if you honestly think that it started because people didn't like gays in video games then you fell for some spicy SJW propaganda
>>57338125
ngl would fuck
Is it even a girl?
Fuck it, id fuck him/her anyway
having a thing for interesting looking women lads. not into the 10/10 blondes and what have you.
https://twitter.com/communistloser/status/716654683130036224
Jews confirmed white
>>57338102
Get used to it, bub. It's the 21st century
land and the culture doesn't belong to anyone. It belongs to all living things and everyone has a right to experience it.
>>57338214
Same desu mate
>>57338104
People trying to censor and shoehorn stuff into games etc. or something
desu I agree with some of the stuff they were against but attacking stupid feminists/SJWs only gives them more ammunition to use against you
Should've just ignored them
>>57338039
I dated a girl who used to be an escort once.
surprise, surprise, she cheated on me
I'm back
>>57338220
am a fan of challenge wanks with women from ethnic minority backgrounds
>>57338188
on top of everything else plaguing me tonight, ive gone and practically shattered my shinbone whatever the cunt its called and i am shot right up with shooting shots of pain every time i move the damned thing
>>57338172
sounded bland and repetitive the entire way through
your music taste is shocking
Can Germany not go one century without destroying Europe?
>>57338130
id banter him so hard for marrying his ugly wife and even harder when she divorced him that he would have me killed desu
>>57338104
oh no i remember now
feminists complaining about sexualisation in video games
and something about some slag sleeping with some people associated with video games
loadiv wank
>>57338220
Same lad, i know exacatly what you mean
5/10 plain janes get my dick going like no other
new girl at work wore sheer tights once then wore trousers every day since
pretty disappointed
>>57338104
Ethics in games journalism
>>57338076
>>57338269
then go to a hospital
or stop whinging before i obliterate you
>>57338293
it's an instrumental for spitting over not a standalone track tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAPnIdiRKQQ
ummmmmmm leftists?????????????????
>>57338104
I was literally in the threads when it very first started.
It started simply as some guy leaking info that his gf was fucking 5 different game reviewers.
Then people kept digging until they found out the whole corruption in journalism
>>57338389
>your music taste is shocking
howling at the guy on r9k who sliced his ballbag open. what a little legend.
>>57338350
probably noticed you ogling her all day
>>57338384
industrial scale whinging is absurdly cathartic
why would i go to the hospital over a damned calfbone anyway dyou take me for some fruit
>>57338104
idgi when people say pro or anti gamegate. gamergate is just the issue/event not one side of it
this is enough to confirm to me it's retards on both sides and i don't wan to get involved
>When your mum calls at ten to nine "just to talk"
>>57338236
>openly admit their collection of mental illness
>think they're fit to run the country
https://twitter.com/communistloser/status/693836235748610048
>>57337798
thanks for telling me about my town and my life you fucking mong
>>57338214
It's a trap
>>57338480
has she been posting on /brit/ or what
>>57338448
he didn't even take the balls out
*here comes the money music starts*
>>57338434
why was she fucking all the game reviewers then
why did people get up in arms about it
>>57338448
it was ulster
>>57338462
probably a little babby shinsplints
/v/ went shit after tribes: ascend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAjTgMy9mPc
daddy owes me £81 for bills lads
still remember that day on /anglo/ when i decided to make the new thread called /brit/
good feel lads
you're all my children
Instead of thinking about suicide if you're chronically unhappy, focus on what you need to try and cut your balls out.
my favourite gimmicks, ranked by effort (low to high) and salience:
jayposting
paraphrased fedoraposts
testicle destruction
fabricating the other side of a story that someone posts
>>57338121
why does that kid look like antisemitic propaganda?
Just stumbled across this video
Wanking over the girl in the vid as we speak
Very cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxC9HUEeqY8
>>57338537
because game reviewers was giving her shite games good reviews
>>57338236
'White' is an arbitrary term
Basically any light-skinned caucasoids mostly europeans could be considered 'white'
desu most jews could be considered 'white' since I think most of them are Ashkenazi which come from Europe
>>57338528
*puts a bin in front of your face and jumps into it feet first*
>>57338594
still remember when i fucked you up the arse
depressing edition
>>57338650
hewat
>>57338600
>fabricating the other side of a story that someone posts
its a very good gimmick, especially when you get a good combo of 3
hope it doesn't get overused at any point though
>>57338537
Well it literally only started as "haha look some guy leaked his gf fucking other guys, what a lad"
I can't remember the whole jist of the conspiracy thing. But people dug deeper and found out she was fucking game reviewers in exchange for positive reviews of her own shitty game. Then it just spiraled into bigger things
>>57338647
how could i forget x
Ava Sparxxx lads
>>57338678
why do girls not appreciate honesty
>>57338480
>https://twitter.com/communistloser/status/693836235748610048
Leftists really do hate themselves
lads
imagine if with these Panama Papers coming out it turns out that Corbyn has millions stashed away overseas
think about it, no one is going to ask a self proclaimed socialist who dresses like an inner city secondary school maths teacher about his finances
it's the perfect cover
EU BTFO
WOOLFE
O
O
L
F
E
Can't Hoof the Woolfe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72Jsa7oSv8s
>>57338678
what the actual fuck
pls dont tell me you actually did this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORifieiZiP4
>>57338678
stupid females
was going to pack today but haven't done it
haven't made my bed either
>>57338678
you got her in the bag m8
>>57338678
>Tfw autistic
>Tfw was kissless virgin until 18
Not a nice post
>>57338718
depends on the girl I guess
told the first girl I was with I had never had sex before, she said she found it attractive. dated her for about 2 years
woke up in a wheelie bin somewhere this morning
>>57338678
She wants the strudel lad. Set up a date.
>>57338758
what day are you off
>>57338814
thursday
niggers tongue my anus
>12chan is an imageboard created by pedophiles after they were banned from 4chan and 7chan
>>57338810
what colour
your self worth is dependent on this question
If the EU is not a political entity and just an economic thing, why do the EU create law, enforce law on other countries, creating an army and an anthem and have a flag etc
>>57338678
tragic stuff
http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=1637.msg240489#msg240489
>>57338537
>why did people get up in arms about it
People harrassed Zoey quinn for banter as usual and she blew up because of the sympathy she got due to autstic posters on /v/. Everyone probably saw it as the same thing as tropes vs women which was like 4 fucking years ago now. All this shit wouldnt be anywhere near as big as it is now if people just ignored it instead of harrasing for lulz etc. Its was a wild ride though following it week by week
>>57338779
>an actual autist lost his virginity before me
For fucks sake
>>57338831
Better call up Yewtree.
>>57338824
do lot of pics
>>57338827
you gay?
>>57338782
me on the right
https://twitter.com/zeldanarchy/status/716647688813613056
>>57338844
the eu is a political thing lad we have elections for it and stuff
>>57338862
assuming I can post with my data sim card I will be blogging the entire thing probably
>>57337588
BRATHWAITE
T
F
O
>>57338850
>living in denial
>>57338927
gwarn tae japan?
Reminder that Russia would've looked like Germany or France if the Russian Empire remained and Communism didn't destroy the country
>>57338958
ye f4m
>>57338850
I lied I'm not an autist.
I do Aspergers though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXzhEokVn0s
>>57337588
good edition to be quite honest
>>57338969
that escalated
WEE WOO
WEE WOO
WEE WOO
CHOON ALERT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2CXrvcsbMk
CHOON ALERT
WEE WOO
WEE WOO
WEE WOO
>>57338987
going to shag kyary
>>57338938
literally who
>>57338971
umm, please stay on topic
*gives you a warning*
>>57338927
good la
plus youll be able to fake pretend as a japanese poster like the english teachers do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72Jsa7oSv8s
>>57338678
Never tell girls you're a virgin.
They go
>'awww that's cute'
if you're not an autist, but they'll tick you off the list for a possible shag or bf, probably because they don't want to take your virginity and/or want a decent shag.
>>57338678
>cmon
>you're 22
Literally me
where would you turn if gookmoot pulled the plug?
>>57338969
wew
>>57338546
probably is iah i overexerted myself on well ard surfaces in poorly chosen footwear like a twat these past couple of days but its only come to a head today on my so-called rest day of all days hate it hate it
>>57338678
screeching
>>57338622
maybe the reviewers should have gotten some scruples and moved on to good productive jobs like milking cows or summink thats not a total and utter waste of damned time like video game journalism
thats what i think
if you ask me *smashes glass on table and it goes right through* its the damn tories to blame for this
>>57338729
reckon that fetching panama hat of his was a sign?
hes probably the one wot leaked them
>>57338758
>pack
watford (the d is silent)
>>57338848
post images of this zoey quinn
sounds like a damned charlatan to me make no mistake
>>57338990
aspergers is literally a form of autism you damned autist
>>57338971
russias about five million times the size of either of those countries you stupid uneducated twat
>>57339023
think there's a ride in which you go through a model of her mouth at universal studio
close enough
>>57339024
>denial
np m8, it will all be ok
>>57338919
>You're a little ho
Game, set and match. Alpha as fuck.
Paddy's getting his willy wet tonight.
I pooped before and I thought I'd done a good job of wiping but now I'm not so sure.
>>57338994
cringe
>Steven Woolfe Destroys the CBI argument to remain in the EU UKIP
>>57339070
hmm
>>57339061
http://strawpoll.me/7271581
http://strawpoll.me/7271581
http://strawpoll.me/7271581
>>57339061
I'd do a 360 and walk towards him
>>57339019
that was fucking dogshit
>>57339094
Just a catchy choon bro
>that many replies
>it's an "Irish lad posts fake Tinder conversations" episode
you wouldn't dl a gf
>>57339089
>pooped
Fuck off yank
>>57339068
desperate plea for attention
>>57339083
i actually dunno who you're on about though tbqh
>>57339149
strawman therefore not an argument
>>57339149
>>57339142
leave me alon
>>57338678
>>57339056
So if I ever get a gf I probably shouldn't tell her that at 27 I've never even held a girl's hand?
if you say space ghetto in an american accent it sounds like spice girl in scottish accent
>>57339068
>>pack
>watford (the d is silent)
holy pilgrimage to see my waifu
Still can't wee accurately standing up lads.
Piss goes fucking everywhere. Especially at the start and the end of the wee.
>>57339124
>krautchan
>no ylilauta
>>57339068
>aspergers is a form of autism
Had heard this.
Never did any research.
Don't like thinking about it.
real nigga choons now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3zSy8B2tdA
is there anything really THAT wrong with arranged marriage?
>>57339241
when did you grow your penis?
>>57339241
attach a grip
>>57339268
Rasheed
>>57339241
pull your foreskin back for fucks sake lad
>>57339241
just use and empty bog roll to assist aim
that's what I do
Gonna get some girls to set up my Tinder profile for me.
>>57339241
Linda.
porn is almost downloaded
>>57339269
Last Tuesday
>>57339294
I've got a red dot scope but doesn't seem to be very good desu
>>57339299
All the way?
>>57339331
>foreskin
>>57339260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dskNQuoFovw
>>57339299
dafuq?
>>57339212
thats not Ed Earth (slang for "til") july izit
>>57339259
Asperger syndrome is a form of autism, which is a lifelong disability that affects how a person makes sense of the world, processes information and relates to other people. Autism is often described as a 'spectrum disorder' because the condition affects people in many different ways and to varying degrees. (For more information about autism, please read our leaflet What is autism?)
t. http://www.autism.org.uk/about/what-is/asperger.aspx
>>57339339
>downloading porn
why
>>57339295
Not even a rasheed
just think that it can actually benefit everyone involved otherwise the normies just have a monopoly over all the girls
>>57339241
used to have that problem but practiced and now im literally like clint eastwood in fistful
>parcel hasn't moved in a day
Get your shit together yanks
>>57339337
Kevin.
Feel the depression coming
>>57339364
I am going to her homeland so that I may walk the same soil she has
>>57339268
Not at all. In most cases it's much better for a woman's parents to choose her husband. In fact in the modern West it's pretty much impossible to find a wife without being a sleazy low-grade rapist (hence why cultures where alcohol is prohibited all have arranged marriage as the norm).
>>57339365
saw a good scene and couldn't find clips to the rest of the film, so had to download it
>>57339355
take a hike, kike
our resident paki has been vastly outdone on the cutting front by the lad on r9k
>>57339068
>post images of this zoey quinn
Its just best to avoid digging into gamergate desu. It turned into just two sides chucking shit at each other pretty much instantly with a fuckload of baseless accusations made constantly. The whole 'five guys' shit that came early into it was good for OC though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgaOcfbqrdU
>>57339331
>getting advice from girls on anything related to dating
>>57339360
grime is pretty cool, dont know much apart from dizzy rascall though
>>57339437
Think I have done that in the past tbf
always delete it straight after though
wish mummy would find me a nice girl who couldn't escape lads
how do you cook a steak have one for dinner
>>57339414
good
>>57339497
all me
>>57339360
black lads are proper odd
they shoot and stab each other over fuck all lmao
>>57339371
>benefit everyone involved
except the girl who has no say in the matter and has every chance of marrying some utter bollock who smacks her up for looking attim wrong
>>57339427
follow her around the nippon tube and lick the handrails she holds on to
>>57339449
cripes thought it was a girl lol
>>57339497
fair few (Me)s innat
>>57339371
>>57339362
>>57339360
>>57339346
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>>57338381
whoever got the most (you)'s gets a small gift
>>57339381
wut did ya order lad?
>>57339497
all me
pretty good album
>>57339497
did you just (You) every single person in this thread?
>>57339497
all me
>>57339514
Chop it up into little pieces and insert them into your anus
>>57339537
all me
Can't remember the last time I saw a paki tbqh.
>>57339545
*all I
>>57339541
New guitar
>>57339537
I got 4
>>57339537
all me
>>57339497
>22 (You)'s
feels good
>>57339497
a
>>57339497
l
>>57339497
l
>>57339497
m
>>57339497
e
>>57339537
I only got 1 ;_;
>>57339355
>He had an important part of his own penis permanently revoked off him at birth and there was nothing he could do about it.
>>57339546
I'd give her a length
>>57339594
all FOY
>>57339630
;_;
we've lost another one to the pakis
http://www.cheshire.police.uk/news-and-appeals/appeals/appeal-renewed-to-trace-missing-teenager-jade-lynch/
Getting the daily Sargon and PJW in
>>57339471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYgmsCBKmLM
>>57339524
foy
>>57339590
do you not have mirrors in your house
>>57339597
cocking nora!
*pushes old-timey vendor's cart down the street while ringing a bell*
(You)s for sale! (You)s for sale!
