Janitor applications Edition
crayon pop?
tfw no credible centrist party
>>57334973
UKIP
would rather post in this thread
FRESH OUT THE OVEN BOYS
http://strawpoll.me/7270712
http://strawpoll.me/7270712
>>57334973
The Tories
just think theres lots of cunts here who run their mouths and act like they know cockall about anything and nobody says anything about it like its all a big stage production performance art eh yes well heres a play for you *hits you really hard* grrrrrrrr GRRRRR grrrraaaaaarrrrrrrr av it
Business idea: Star a brokerage and keep brokers fueled with cocaine and prozzies till they make you a millionaire.
>>57334973
soon
>>57335018
same
>>57334899
What do you guys think? Do you think I'll get it?
>>57335040
oh
youre hard
>Why yes I do prefer ChoA's long hair look
>>57334973
Spain is FUBAR.
nice bit of BM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7lxanOzQCY
a restless blessing one chance
uncle is going to give me his van as he found himself a wife
going to travel the coast a bit
>>57335078
actually laughed, have a (you)
http://poal.me/dpju4f
http://poal.me/dpju4f
http://poal.me/dpju4f
>>57335130
bm eh?? yeah batty music lol
>>57335078
Good luck, I'm sure you'll get it
I just woke up now lads. Dad is gunna be pissed I woke up this late and am still jobless.
http://poal.me/f0qpj4
http://poal.me/f0qpj4
http://poal.me/f0qpj4
> Janitors are uncompensated volunteers
i shot pies baby i don't rob guys
>>57335207
the fuck?
>>57335207
#notallforeskins
>>57335161
>>57335236
virus do not open
>>57335207
top lol
Cosy sunday cuddles with pupper
i never grew up of cassette tapes and tape decks
i grew up of mixtapes and taped sets
http://xhamster.com/movies/5606901/we_are_gonna_fart_you_while_you_are_kissing_each_other.html
what is wrong with spics
>Janitor
>>57335245
This.
Just power hungry nerds who were probably bullied in school.
badgers gave my cows tB again
>gayon pop
>>57335278
>Harry
doxxed your dog m8
>tfw you transfer £500 to your landlord so he can pay of his mortgage on his third house
might name my children after the kingdoms of the anglo saxon heptarchy
>>57335393
mercia is designated midlands territory tbqh
>tfw you send your landlord 30% of your income so he can buy his wife's son a 'hoverboard'
>I wonder what kpop I should listen to? How about the gayest and most childish group out there Crayon Pop? Ah yes very impressive.
>>57334973
iktf
just put down a 10% deposit on a 50% share of 1 room in a terrace in hartlepool, lease expires in 2041 and ground rent is only £100 a month
>>57335143
nice. jealous.
>>57335445
Today part of
∟ West Midlands
∟ East Midlands
∟ East of England
∟ Greater London
∟ northern parts of South East of England (incl. Oxon. and Bucks.)
∟ Cheshire
>>57335459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7snPxmUiM0
bad company's new label
>>57335393
>Not naming your child Alfred or Arthur
Kill yourself
http://xhamster.com/a/8e2f0716174bbb428
Haha lads
>>57335493
mentioned
>tfw your leasehold runs out and the land owner now owns your fully paid off house.
This song legit makes me very sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni1dGFRlJZY
>why cant you say it, i think youre afraid
>thats okay i feel it too
;_;
>a girl will never say that to you
Feels bad
What you want?
this thread needs cleaning up
might become a janny
>>57335550
bucks detected
Can't remember windows password for my old laptop lads
What do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAnyxG0g42k
doing a cdrama watch
also doing a little cry
>>57335494
Heavy tune
I saw Hybrid Minds this weekend in Vienna btw.
>>57335519
What's this from?
>>57335569
Looks good, phäm.
http://www.memerestaurant.co.uk/
is deadpool worth watching?
>>57335572
No that is me
>>57335619
nice, one of the only liquid producers i actually like
>>57335637
the one with clint eastwood? ya
>>57335647
london
>>57335540
err what's are nige doing there?
>>57335458
>I wonder what kpop I should listen to? How about Crayon Pop? Ah yes very impressive.
fantastic post
At least 2/3rds of what I've wanked to this week has been to black girls, lads
>>57335572
>>57335647
bit confused to who anyone is anymore
why did everyone change to new meme flags
>>57335143
would it be actually practical to live full time (at least for a few years) in one of these?
I can see myself doing so when I think about it. just find some out of the way or abandoned spot to park it at night where you won't to worry about permits or trepsassing and shit whilst being extremely frugal with electricity and heating etc
bucks on vacation ama
>>57335714
fag
>>57335687
>gif
fuck off
crayon pop and aoa are both shitty meme groups
>>57335687
on the cross
>>57335674
Whats with all the bags under their eyes, do they get enough sleep?
>>57335687
Thats pretty gross dude
>>57335687
jamal al-rasheed
>>57335724
go back to obsessing over manly looking women m8
>>57335747
cosmetic surgery
>>57335620
CzechCasting - Renata 0297
>>57335747
Its literally a fashion thing
Apparently they think it looks cute
>When you buy a £300,000 London Flat but no one wants to buy it 30 years down the line because there's only 20 years left on the leasehold.
yeah yeah it's great for such a small club to be on the verge of winning the league .... WITH A LITERAL BILLIONAIRE OWNER ffs
NEED a 100kg bench soon
>>57335674
imagine smashing that big ugly face in with a meat grinder and crushing it into a cube like a car and then flattening the cube with a hydraulic press and shredding it with an electronic paper shredding machine and setting fire to the shredding-bin and blowing the ashes out of the window
>>57335687
might do a BFWM wank later
>>57335746
>>57335759
>>57335760
my penis just loves black butts
Watching King Kong lads.
Its one big shit ride anyway, this hell will never end
>>57335816
idgi. if you own something you have it forever not just for 20yrs
>>57335747
add definition to their slits so you can tell theyre eyes
>>57335747
lack of sleep and asian genes
>>57335849
not an argument
villa have a billionaire owner
>£300,000 London Flat
>>57335864
Fucking Kim Jong
>>57335911
would rather not click on those spoilered images but i did and regret it
>>57335854
good thing she wears a helmet
>>57335569
If I want Vietnamese I go here
>>57335674
wouldnt be quite so bad if the unfortunate automaton knew how to smile like a normal fucking person but no she has to just stretch her lips across her face in every single one of these shit webms like someones sliced her face open lengthways with a box cutter (we should be so lucky)
>>57335980
dont you reply to me
>>57335370
>>57335928
only recently
browin' the 'chon
>>57335902
Flats aren't freehold they're leasehold meaning you're not buying the property you're buying the right to occupy the property. These typically last 99 years from when the first occupier took out the leasehold. When you "sell" the property you sell it with the remaining years on the lease.
Eventually once the lease expires the flat returns to it's original owner.
>>57335911
jesus murphy
>>57336013
i think you meant to go to the designated yank thread
How has the Living Wage affected your life?
I can finally afford to raise a family
>>57335278
your puppy a shit
a shit
>>57335911
This is a fucking weird website innit
What the fuck are we doing here
>>57335707
i lived in a caravan for a while. You'd be surprised how cold the nights are, and constantly under threat of vandalism by boyos if you travel around.
wouldn't recommend it.
>>57336034
Rude desu, why do you hate your children
>>57336034
i like /brit/ more. less weebs and gays and better gimmicks
Business idea: Get rid of the minimum wage
post tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5DCb1ycXyA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n-T56u4Ha8
>>57335007
>anti-immigration
>libertarian
right wing populists lad
>>57335038
>northern powerhouse gimmick
>deciding to split about the referendum and losing their definite majority in anything related to the EU
not credible imo lad, not saying corbo or tim is
>>57335061
I agree with chukas views most of the time 2bh but i reckon if he wasn't black he'd be considered to borgie for labour
>>57335111
they are indeed, at least we have a majority, they cant even make a coalition haha
on a serious note, fuck podemos
sorry lads was pooing and postin in the wrong thread and stuff
>>57336015
you can have freehold flats though just not in england
need to shit but cant
>>57336095
LITERAL JIPPO
>>57336002
here's your reply
thoughts on her body of work?
>>57336131
How could you possibly have a freehold flat? You own the flat but not the building it's in? That's silly.
>>57336120
allow the free market to determine the minimum calorie and sleep requirements for survival
finally found a good porn to settle on
>>57336154
Genuinely has the best body in Hollywood
>When he says he's a BtL landlord
>have pay as you go gas meter
>top up card £50
>try to transfer money to meter
>says the card has no credit on it
>call company
>they tell me to send them a photo of the receipt and they will refund the top up
>do so, they confirm refund should arrive by monday
>go top up £50 again
>put the card in meter
>£100 gets transferred
>call the provider saying the funds from both
>they thank me and do so
What if I had not told them to cancel the refund?
t. kraut
>>57336120
It might work
>Business idea: Get rid of the minimum wage
>>57336154
HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN
>>57336126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFP7xAw_0SA
what did she mean by this
>>57336004
sleep tight m'pupper
>Labour MP Jess Phillips and SNP MP Drew Henry told BuzzFeed News they want Britain to accept more refugees and they’d both be happy to welcome some to live with them. If you’re an MP and would take a refugee into your home, please contact [email protected].
You reckon they'll get to handpick which refugee they take in?
>>57336264
>dr. pavel I'm NASA
>>57336142
nah i was on my parent's land while I was a teen.
>>57336196
idk how it works but it exists. just rarer
>>57336120
Tell Corbyn that
Beth's hamster is going to die lads
*call the provider saying the funds from both top-ups were transferred and they should cancel the refund
>>57336264
font
>>57336126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOBmkbRsvLY
>>57336127
>>57336127
>>anti-immigration
>>libertarian
>right wing populists lad
>libertarians have to be liberal on absolutely everything
Ahh yes of course
>>57335083
literally LITERALLY the exact thing my mate would say
>>57336264
How would she know that?
>tfw you dont shower for a few days and your hair sticks up around where youve been wearing headphones
brb doing a shower
>>57336264
Connect your charger
>>57336314
meant to amend >>57336232
>>57336336
yeah that is the idea
>>57335911
imagine if its poleaboo
>>57336303
Tell Corbyn that
>>57336345
no idea. no one's called me yet kek
>>57336361
ok
th
Corbyn? CORBYN?!?
want to go to let it roll
who /nostalgia/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRjLgSkBOGU&ebc
Why do people romanticize living in semi-rural Norway, Sweden, and Finland.
Like yeah, those countries are great, but only in the urban sprawl and suburban areas.
They're all depressing shitholes with horrible weather
>>57336065
are they the ones that have seizures through shit breeding?
>>57336232
They'd find out when your meter was read next
>>57336336
i wasn't really talking about the interesting contradiction you just pointed out so gonna try again:
>nationalist
>anti-immigration
>libertarian xcept immigrants
>>57336241
>>57336484
no idea what this is
must be a paki thing
Want a gf less than half my weight desu.
internet friend has just revealed to me he is a fucking psychopath
not sure how I feel about it
Reminder that jannies will be hitlering extra hard for the next two days to save their jobs.
>>57336521
>Nose and breasts 10/10
>sky news, BBC news and the Guardian all broke the news about the tax haven leaks at the same time
Strange
>>57336545
was it his WICKED sense of humour that revealed it to you?
>>57336545
would you say he has two personalities?
>>57336516
I see nothing wrong with this
>When your landlord says he votes Tory
>>57336550
What jobs?
ngl getting rather sick of seeing black people on TV
Every fucking advert has a black person in.
Black people are only 3% of the UK ffs. You NEVER see Indians or Pakis on TV yet they're like 90% of the UK.
>>57336567
They were all waiting for confirmation
>>57336592
intelligent and nihilistic
>>57336521
rosy looks good here tbf
I tried to fart but I pooped instead.
How do I explain the poop stains to my mother.
everyone is surreptitiously ignoring the reality that china's economy is about to collapse and we will all collapse with it
>>57336545
Call him an edgelord
>>57336481
Grab me a beer please
>>57336558
True
>>57336667
say someone else was wearing your pants
why can't freehold flats work like factoring estates?
everyone can buy their own house but they pay like 30 per annum to some estate manage company to fix the place up.
same thing with a flat. everyone buys their flat and pay something every month/fortnight to maintain the close
how is this not a thing?
Business idea: we go to /pol/ and make a thread called
>brit/pol/ III: are you ready to leave edition
when Dark Souls III comes out and we use the image as some darksouls-brit/pol/ crossover
>>57336667
ur boipucc leaked :o
then ask mummy to clean it :3
>>57336640
From who?
>>57336676
Good
I want to watch the world burn before my inevitable suicide
>>57336667
just dispose of them
>>57336636
haven't seen a black person in 3 years and have never seen an interracial couple in my life
bit irritated desu
>When you can't decide which one of the 4 million BtL landlords you want to be cucked by
>>57336739
Investigators
post Cara pls
>>57336613
well nationalism is almost a gimmick imho, but yeah the other two are fine. i was just saying that they're not centrist
BEEN ON /INT/ LITERALLY ALL DAY
EVERY SINGLE THREAD HAS BEEN ABOUT EXPENSIVE BRITISH HOUSING
>>57336694
my gf
Your mum walks in on you playing games and asks you
>What's the joke
How do you respond?
>>57336753
I saw a load today when I went to """"""""Milton"""""""""""Keynes""""""""""""". Saw a white girl sitting next to a black man too.
Apart from that I very rarely see nonwhites, the joys of living in a village.
>>57336782
want a nice girl to settle down with
>>57336771
Stop making shit up
>>57336753
>t. vigorously seeking confirmation of my prejudices
>>57336748
She'll notice that I'm missing a pair.
>>57336733
>>57336709
Guys this is serious ;_;
1 in 20 people in the UK are buy to let landlords... jesus christ.
might make diner, really ceebs with cooking tho
>open the /deutsch/ thread to Johnny Foreigner
>all nations come flocking to funpost with us
>not a single Brit inside
bit rude that
>>57336844
not an argument
i had a dream about cara last night tbhlads
>>57336808
that fucking caserole you cooked for dindins mother
it was bland and unsophisticated much like you
>>57336808
>ME, I AM THE JOKE *starts sobbing uncontrollably*
>6 girls waiting for me to reply
Cba lads
>>57336861
she won't care
>>57336567
Eleven million documents held by the Panama-based law firm Mossack Fonseca have been passed to German newspaper Suddeutsche Zeitung, which then shared them with the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists. BBC Panorama is among 107 media organisations in 78 countries which have been analysing the documents. The BBC doesn't know the identity of the source
>>57336753
Stop lying
>>57336836
go on
>>57336783
I agree
Our chakras are aligned
>>57336869
we're celtic you germanic fuck
>>57336882
I'm not arguing, you're speculating with zero proof
>>57336864
39% of conservatory MPS are landlords
>>57336927
Opening my *fifth* eye lads.
my gf
>>57336904
iktf
women that are only messaging you because they like your photos
why are women so shallow
>>57336848
>>57336919
sorry lads I don't live in a paki shithole
>>57336931
filthy saxon pls
>>57336986
would give anything for a ordinary gf like this
>>57336966
>conservatory MPS
people who live in glass houses...
>>57336965
still not an argument
>When you transfer your Landlord enough money that he can put a deposit down on his SECOND buy-to-let mortgage.
>>57336967
thats clearly Hizaki
Where do mussies even get acid to throw on women?
>>57336917
But why did they all break the news at the same time?
>>57336967
not the weeb cara pls
business idea:
>go on a night out in shrewsbury
>find rosy
>pretend to be a communist
>shag her
foolproof right lads?
EDIT: street signs captcha was in birmingham
>>57336900
mean
>>57337085
brilliant
film it for /brit/ please
going to do microwave curry
>>57336990
I don't either, but you're clearly lying.
>>57337081
You'll get what you're given.
Lads I am beginning to suspect my gf is only with me because I am extremely good in bed.
What should I do?
>>57337132
sounds grim
Lionel Messi is in these panama leaks kek
>>57335143
>You will never travel around the US on a comfy tour picking grills up in your literal bang bus
>>57337085
Those are some fucking dumb tattoos
>>57336754
british men love it more tbph
>>57336987
I've only got one photo desu lad, I know why they're all messaging me now though, it's because they all heard about how well I'm doing now.
Two of them have boyfriends already, shagged one of them already before I knew and they both want to give up their boyfriends for me
VERY shallow lads
>>57337132
t. lazy student ponce
>>57337132
GOOD lad. What kind?
>>57337085
>le sexually liberated meme
