Why is our food so boring and disgusting?
We globalized the spice trade yet our food still sucks, how did this happen?
You sold all the spices and kept none for yourselves?
Bland but nutritious food is a sign of a good protestant.
>>57319211
I had really good Indonesian food in Rotterdam
>>57319211
>>57319234
you have this
Most "traditional" food anywhere is what the poor plebs ate. Most of the spices we traded were sold to the elite in Europe. Now eat your erwtensoep met melk you little pleb or you will stay a manlet forever.
>be holland
>don't call yourself holland
>call yourself lower countries
>don't do anything of note in the last 200 years aside from legalizing weed (so progressive)
>try not to cry
>shed a single tear
>200 million dead in flood
looks pretty tasty actually.
>>57319211
Protestant work ethic. No time for cooking, only for adquiring shekels. And in any case that doesn't look bad.
>>57319302
i'm 183cm, i'm still below the national average, this is ridiculous
If you don't like it here you can still get out, Mehmed
>>57319234
>>57319211
>>57319277
looks good
>>57319260
Tasty food makes you masturbate. It's why Yuro birthrates have dropped in line with the rise of Chinese restaurants. Too much masturbation, not enough sex.
>>57319211
>boring and disgusting
If that is true, how do you explain pic related?
Fucking thieves.
>>57319211
>Why is our food so boring and disgusting?
Because most Dutch people can't cook, and think the tasteless crap their parents fed them from Hak jars is actual Dutch cuisine.
>We globalized the spice trade yet our food still sucks, how did this happen?
Not my fault your mother can't cook m8...
Als je nog nooit hazepeper of hazerug hebt gehad, geen gebraden wilde eendenborst met puree en (VERSE!) rode kool met een rooie Boskoop, nog nooit een zeetong (en dan niet zo'n lullig sliptongetje) hebt gegeten en nooit een versgerookte paling hebt gezien weet je uberhaupt niet wat Nederlands eten eigenlijk is.
>>57319277
>too much potato
>no bacon
>too little sausage
>no pickles or picalilly on the side or anything
This is the kind of thing that ruins our food's reputation, even in our own country..
>'My mother is a retarded whore that never learned how to properly add flavors to simple dishes, so our national cuisine sucks'..
No anon. Your mother just can't cook.
>>57319325
>Hutspot
>No gravy
AAAAAAARGH
>>57320610
Kankerlimburgers oetz.
>>57320970
>being left handed
>>57319211
>Why is our food so boring and disgusting?
When Japs do it it's hip and trendy, and when we do it it's boring and disgusting. We're just too far ahead of the curve I guess...
>>57321214
Not my pic, but it doesn't matter what your preferred hand is. The fork is on the wrong side regardless... Maybe the pic got mirrored, or yanks got involved.
