>wake up
>find out that your cunt has been annexed by Russia during the night
would you become a refugee or start sucking the dick of your new Russian overlords? assumed that Trump is president and NATO is kill, so resistance is nothing but a symbolic suicide
http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/04/02/donald-trump-tells-crowd-hed-be-fine-if-nato-broke-up
learn to squat 2bh its the only way i will survive
>>57312045
They got no money/resources enough to annex ous.
t. living between Donetsk and Crimea.
Not on my watch.
I my 2 wives 2 brothers and 8 kids would seek refuge in norway.
good think I know english will get more neetbucks
>>57312045
>resistance is nothing but a symbolic suicide
Resistance is never futile, my treehugging, oil-drilling, bisexual scandi friend
Good thread Norgebro
You'll enjoy crowds of asspained niggaz from butthurt belt
I'd join the Russian air force and become a Cyka-35 pilot.
>>57312817
sergay no one is more ass pained nowadays than you.
>muh western embargo is making rooshya poorfags
fuck off and starve to death already
>>57312045
more like:
>have years of nationalistic government banning your culture and language
>have weeks of the right-wing nutheads locals abusing your kin for speaking foreign
>having nearly 40 people burned alive, forcefully locked inside the building
>"no more this bullshit!"
>your kin from home country come and blood-lessly liberate you from civil slaughter
>West, Ukraine goes "Ooh, cut your hippie-dippie bullshit - this is our people and we'll deal with them as we see fitting.
Go fuck yourself with your pulled out of ass assertions, shit-eating scum.
>>57312628
lucky bastard
>>57312851
>he thinks the embargo is really affecting the Russian economy
>>57312942
to be fair, m80, there's no sanction that goes for nationsl economy unharmed.
I mean, look at the Cuba, North Korea or Iran.
Economy development just don't get along with international isolation
>>57312045
Mmm, sucking dick
>>57312045
trump is putin's low faggot. i always say it. i believe he is payed by kremlin and make stupid yanks shithole again. fucking populist for retards
>>57313437
>trump is putin's low faggot
what's that supposed to mean? If Trump gets the throne, he'll economically fuck your shit up, man.
One doesn't even have to look up his background as a politic - just look at his well-bleached, ultra-libertarian pro-capitalistic face.
>>57312045
>find out that your cunt has been annexed by Russia during the night
>sucking the dick of your new Russian overlords?
Is that your rape fantasy or what?
>oil jews on suicide watch
best day of my life
>>57312045
Try to emigrate.
Probably get shot.
Also, since their department of defence is literally on fire right now, I'd like to know - are they destroying some documents, or is it just normal Russian "ordnung"?
>>57312045
Chechens made them bleed quite nicely. There were only 1 300k Chechens.
>>57312045
Kill myself because lower slavic forms will make my country even shittier.
>>57312045
They would have to annex all Europe for invading Spain... Although Russian couldn´t resist the high temperature in the summer. Iberian Peninsula is really easy to defend and half of the national territory is mountain. I would join to the resistance.
I would hide in the bushes, masturbate and take potshots at russians with my rk-95. And raid K-markets for ES.
>Scandinavia is so far gone they can't think of an alternative to running away or living in servitude
You don't need America to fight your wars for you, cucks.
>>57315938
Against the endless horde they kind of do. Either that or help from other european nation, and we all know that people of europe for the most part hate each other.
>>57312045
Я dont see difference.
>>57312942
It does, it surely does actually.
go full jihad on red orthodox filth
>>57312045
Desu Russia is so weak now that it even sounds unfunny.
not bad at all
