Jobs edition
cara is a slag
fuck brit
crayon pop
I try to say goodbye and I choke
should became social workers lads, £35k starting and that public sector pension
our nige
Cara 2bh lads
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11613419
BASED
ELITE
MUSCULAR
>>57311729
no, its fucking horrible.
everyone is useless and the clients are cunts
>>57311729
Ah yes I will just "become" a social worker with no education or training where do I sign?
>>57311730
>Our
>Not 'Are'
Our nig
>>57311741
thats not based at all you adolescent edgelord
>>57311734
ugly unfuckable cunt
>>57311734
>I am le depressed
kekmao
it's time to seperate the weak from the obsolete
>>57311753
I'll sort you out
Nite (night) report from me lads
- Drunkenly dump tackled a girl as a joke too hard and she hit her head on the pavement
- Made out with said girl a few times through the night, we're both taken so both cheating
- She says nah eventually and I'm like, ay mate why
- Agree to leave it and pretend to push her over while running away, we have top quality banter x
- She leaves without saying goodbye in a taxi
Bit rude desu. Still a bit drunk lads. Not sure what to make of this. Cold out. Irish weather.
>>57311770
I want Auckland to collapse
Hopefully this is the beginning
>Work as a manager in a call centre
>Surrounded by bottom rung workers, some of which are 30+ who are really smart and work very hard.
>See people who are dumber and lazier on much more money
Why is life unfair lads?
I have a 40 year old guy working for me on min wage who's a fucking maths wizard.
>>57311714
Is that an offer?
11 pence interest in my ISA lads.
GET IN
>>57311772
What?
Finna buy some high quality 2nd hand furniture in South London lads.
Teak or Mahogany desu.
>>57311762
it's from V for Vendetta
>>57311802
not what you know its who you know
>>57311792
Kill yourself
that stalker misery aus about
>>57311805
Who would be """""""""proud"""""""""" of being working class?
That's like being proud of being worthless.
>>57311702
He shouldn't be allowed in Kernow since the cunt has done nothing but make us even poorer. Also you can just tell he doesn't like Tribute. Look at the smug cunt, I want to break his fucking face
>>57311802
pseudo intellectuals
>>57311802
>Work as a manager in call center
Hows life in India, Pajeet?
>>57311713
probably
>>57311802
>math wizard
>on the minimum wage
well he's fucked up somewhere, i'll tell you that
>>57311802
Tell him to do something better with his life
>>57311802
I know a girl who studied at the open university t who works as an economist at the bank of england.
She literally looks after other banks money which look after our money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_HlPboLRL8
choon
>>57311792
Oh another thing is she seemed fine after we made out again but taxied it straight away, not sure what I did but we were talking like normal again and making jokes when she just left after I was talking to my mates.
Went full Shane MacGowan and angrily kicked a lighter, slipped and almost did all my teeth in aswell lads. Bit of a fucking weird one to be honest
>neighbours smoke alarm going off
>I've done nothing but sit in this chair, do drugs and masturbate since friday
I'm just going to burn to death lads
>>57311792
>still drunk
Literal child lmao
>>57311884
Only stopped drinking 3 hours ago lad and had about that much sleep
Not fucking happy, lads. My bike arrived at Parcelfarce's national hub Friday morning at 8am. It was supposed to be delivered yesterday and it's now over 48 hours later and it's still in the fucking hub.
>>57311855
Even Pseudo intellectuals are more intelligent than your average normie.
If you've ever worked in an office you'll understand how stupid the average normie is, and these people can vote which is the horrifying thing.
>>57311792
>make out
FOY
>Tfw poor
>Tfw ISA only has 1k in it
>Tfw I liked having it at an even number but now interest is fucking that up
Little bit sad desu, but also confused regarding that pink stuff
>Yank lad on /biz/ saying he has a plan to get rich by moving to London, buying a flat (which will cost him £40,000) then renting it out.
>>57311802
>I have a 40 year old guy working for me on min wage who's a fucking maths wizard.
Probably did what I did.
>Too autistic / weird for a high flying job
>Too lazy / not quite brilliant enough for academia
I landed a comfy programming job though. He should've invested in something employable when he realised maths wouldn't work out like I did.
Getting a programming job is piss easy because most programmers are morons. They're just autists who got bullied in school and tookup programming cos they had a computer sitting in their room that they never left. Or took CS at uni cos "I wanna maek gaems lawl"
>>57311952
Just a decade longer and you can step onto the housing ladder :^)
>>57311882
literately no one cares you attention seeking mong
>>57311967
I'm not atually using it to buy a house, it's just because it's the best interest rate for an instant access account.
2-4% interest no matter how much I have in it and can withdraw at any time
>>57311957
is it Riley
If lefties are so obsessed with claiming how whites don't belong in a certain country and aren't the natural inhabitants or whatever, why don't they want African Americans to go back to Africa? Blacks are only there because hey were shipped there against their will anyway
'Teen Dream' is literally my favourite album of all time.
having my morning wank
>Not being a rentboy
I make £100 an hour.
>>57312002
Because it means blacks would have to live in shithole black countries instead of the prosperous white countries they like to complain about
>>57311981
Actually wanted to talk about it because it's done my head in a bit. Alright, sorry lads, didn't know it was coming across that way
>>57312002
Back-To-Africa was a movement though
quite sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB9uUcvIeQo
>>57312029
>Having aids and a sore arsehole
No thanks.
I can't imagine how grim it muts be for prossies and rentboys when they have to swallow some cum off some fat, warty, sweaty dick as some BO ridden chav / fatman grabs your hair and looks at you like scum
Nightmare fuel
>>57311957
>buying
>a flat
>in
>london
>40k
do people not realise london is a shithole and a ripoff?
new kerser song is out lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0lYM1VdUqA
>yfw you realise Thailad is basic af
>>57312038
fuck off
wtf I hate eyebrows now
>>57311952
Post your balances lads
>>57312093
http://youtu.be/N14U5ZE-N2w
"Europe must accept Diversity or face War": Timmermans in EU Parlmt: No more Nation States
Frank Timmermans, a Dutch diplomat and Vice-President of the European Commission, urged all members of the EU parliament to increase efforts to "erase single, monocultural nation states" and accelerate the process in which "every single nation on earth must eventually become diverse". During his speech in the EU Fundamental Rights Colloquium 2015 he put special emphasis on the importance of "not allowing even the remotest places on the planet to exist without diversity".
The future of humanity, so he says, no longer belongs to individual nations and cultures, but rather a mixed super-culture. Contemporary conservatives, who value their own traditions and want a peaceful future for their own communities, value a "past that never existed" and can therefore not dictate the future. Timmermans therefore implies that European culture and heritage are nothing but social constructs and anybody who says otherwise is narrow-minded. He concludes his speech by stating that Europe has always been a continent of migrants and European values inherently mean accepting diversity.
>ETH is plateauing at $11
fuck sakes laddos.
This was my one shot at escaping wage-slavery.
>>57312130
>minimum wage
>Thailand
Fucking kek
fucks sake lads been putting off applying for summer jobs and i've just looked and half the vacancies are gone now, thought i had time
hopefully this summer will not be as shit as the rest of them
>Get a comfy Golf
>Start looking at other cars more now I drive everywhere
>Start noticing other Mk IV Golfs everywhere
>They're all modified or at very least driven by boy racers and dickheads
>Walked in to the city to stretch my legs yesterday
>Saw 1, 2, 3, 4 modified Mk IVs, each shittier than the last.
Why do chavs love Golfs? This model wasn't even fast. Get a 206 if you want something made from papier mache that you can modify and race.
Any good video games have become out in 2016. I have not following
>I'm not opening I'm not putting £4000 a year into a yank index tracker wrapped in a LISA each and every year until I hit 50
*Tips spacker hat*
Overslept and am missing church. Damn it!
>>57312134
Ah yes this must be that famous "peace" that EUphilles are always saying the EU promotes.
>All my friends are obsessed about moving to london or living in london.
Enjoy living in a crackden 8 person share for 600 quid a month in the east whilst barely surving on the meme starting wage of 25k :^)
https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-dining-living-furniture/stylish-vintage-jentique-teak-sideboard.-delivery.-modern-danish-style./1162666028
Cop or not?
>>57312165
battlefleet
>>57312149
Don't even know if there are minimum wage laws here tbf.. probably is
>>57312165
two girls one cup
>>57312129
>>57312192
>£340 for a sideboard
FOB
>>57312163
but 206's are shit too
I like them to drive though
>>57312166
Rate my plan
>Maxxing help to buy ISA
>Shoving extra money into interest savings account
>One they both have about 5k and my current account is comfy open up index tracker wrapped ISA
>Continue to invest
Rate my downsides
>>57312163
do you want to buy my 1.6 16v with plastic wheel trims
*puts up a refugees welcome banner*
ah yes, perfect.
>>57312195
Lol likes in you sunk my battlefleet. A6, hit. I plaid this with my sister before
>>57312134
Can't wait for a multi-culti and diverse saudi arabia desu
>>57312165
Farming Simulator 2017
>>57312222
>Rate my plan
no
>>57312222
well the help to buy isa is a con and you are the whim of the housing market
>>57312222
Downsides are low.
What is the savings account though? Rates a shit atm. Put it in the index fund desu.
>>57312202
>>57312246
No troll please
>>57311957
Has he returned? The Messiah.
>>57312246
>not 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ei4PF5r4a0
>entry level cost of a first time buyer starter home is £120k
Ah, yes, very good. Let's buy that and start a family!
>>57312234
not sure if you're taking the piss because you thought i was
>>57312272
That's cheap.
Mummy made spaghetti
>>57312262
He still posts here anonymously. He never left.
Still remember the Mississippi is richer than the entire UK thread.
>>57312275
No we plaid it many times as the child. Thank you for your options
>>57312272
But what about the new living wage!
Need a rosy cheeked brit bf
>>57312272
mates dad paid 60k for 4 bed detached in kent 25 years ago. now worth 850k.
fml.
what even is an index fund
>>57312318
poofter
>>57311762
>the protestant King James I
>implying Anglicans are protestant
>Israeli education
>>57312316
>complaining about £120k houses
shut up
50p more for every hour I work!? Looks like my hard-work is paying off!
just checked my rate on my ISA, 0.2%
they've been mugging me off lads
>>57312222
get your pension going if your employer matches your payments lad
and do something with the savings money, have an emergency fund(6-7 months of your wage), and invest the rest
>My life is so beauty
What did she mean by this?
>>57312260
Just a savings account that gives 1% a month as long as I add 100 quid. Instant access
>>57312326
>4 bed detached in kent worth 850k
BOLLOCKS
>>57312356
>What did she mean by this?
It's "my life is a beauty" you idiot.
>>57312329
It's one easy trick to get rich quick.
>My company doesn't offer a pension even though they literally have to by law
>talking about saving
Boring cunts lmao. Fuck off grandad
>>57312134
Always post this when the EU shills shit up threads and they suddenly disappear, fucking scum.
>>57312353
They match some of it but no idea how it works.
Want me to give moeny to blackrock but no idea how much I should do a month.
>>57312356
The fried rice is burnt
>>57312356
>My life is so beauty
>2 cousins and my my work in car dealership
>Get me an interview through nepotism, interviewers loved me
>Dont get the job because the boss' friends son needed a job
>Unlce is manager at a call centre
>Get an interview through nepotism
>Don't get the job
Do I just give up and kills myself?
>>57312297
If you don't remember Riley then you missed out on some of the best /int/ times.
>Saving money when Muslims are going to bring about the next dark ages
Your numbers on a screen are going to be worthless in 50 years m8
>>57312326
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-58645283.html
???
>Love is for walls
What did she mean by this?
>>57312372
no really its listing is 850k its mad
>>57312398
Rorke
Really like how Ben pranks Elliot ALL the time!! haha :)
elliot is so naive lmao
Seen the dick of an approx. 85yr old man yesterday. AMA
>>57312443
The sweet and sour pork is burnt
How do I come to terms with the fact I'll never own a London property, particularly one worth living in?
I know two accountants on a combined total of about 130k and they have just bought a 'property' which is a one bed ex council flat on a huge mortgage.
Will this ever get fixed?
>>57312450
And proud.
>>57312261
>implying
>>57312446
link me cos i'm calling bullshit.
I'm seeing 4 bed detached houses going for 650,000 where i am in sussex but 850,000 sounds like shite for a regular 4 bed
>>57312421
sytner?
got any memes boys?
>>57312488
By leaving London.
>>57312519
Norway
'ello
Beautiful mass today. Big up the priest.
>>57312356
Goddess
>How do I come to terms with the fact I'll never own a London property, particularly one worth living in?
Is this really what normies care about? Living in Memedon?
Just set your gaze anywhere but London and half the shit people complain about vanishes.
>>57312488
Live 30 minutes away from London?
Why can't you microwave raw meat? Would the radiation not kill any bacteria, etc
Best Bowie album? Low is my favorite.
>>57312553
you can if you did it long enough. but that would destroy the meat.
>>57312553
I have seen videos on /ck/ where people actually cook raw meat in a nuke box. I wouldn't.
Not even memeing, just got back from viewing a flat about 10 minutes outside of London.
£900 p/cm
Opened the "closet" to find the shower
See pic related
>>57312576
hunky dory.
>>57312335
How are they not?
>>57312576
It's Low. TYBEno
>>57312541
Lmao right? It's pretty annoying hearing people complain about housing prices in England when they can buy a house anywhere but London for a fraction of the cost.
Meanwhile in Australia, you can't even buy a house anywhere worth living for less than $400k
imagine having such an eviscerated pineal gland that you care about "news" like this?
>>57312488
Can't you just commute? why do people have to live in london, i dont get it.
>>57312638
>Meanwhile in Australia, you can't even buy a house anywhere worth living for less than $400k
why? you have a billion miles of undeveloped land
>>57312646
normies....
>>57312647
Work in politics lad.
Fucking cut my life into pieces.
Spent my whole life building up to it to realise that I'll alwys have to work in London
>>57312424
That's why you buy assets like weapons, gold, food and jewelry ya mong
Just bought my Romanian gf 800 dollar's worth of clothes from her Amazon wishlist lads, hope she starts wearing them in her vids :]
What do you mean the bank won't give you a mortgage of £120k for a starter home on your wages?
YOU BETTER BE GRATEFUL YOU HAVE THIS £12k JOB I CAN JUST FIRE YOU AND GET AN IMMIGRANT TO TAKE YOUR PLACE
>>57312646
>Normies
just checked my student account rate
0%
hmm
>>57312666
Our government has no real infrastructure plan, and a lot of the land is currently uninhabitable.
Messaged a girl with the line 'LITERALLY a turd' and it got me an in
Business idea: Start a brokerage that takes companies public, buy a large amount of their shares for cheap, create artificial inflation of the stocks buy quickly trading them so interest is generated then sell your stocks for a massively inflated price.
It's a step op in paae
>>57312692
Why do people get huge mortages when they don't need to?
I'm saving about 8-9k a year at home, or would save about 5k living out of the house. Why not just save about 50k and dump it all on a 130kish house and then have a cheap as fuck mortgage?
going to watch some natasha nice videos
>>57312647
Lots of people do commute to London which makes the commuter towns almost as expensive as London itself, but then you also have to pay thousands of pounds per year in train tickets and waste 1.5 hours each way per day.
This is usually what "successful" professionals do when they start a family.
Anyone else feel like £5 is a lot for a fast food meal
>>57312771
Nah not poor
>>57312706
Noticed this myself lad.
Graduate account interest. No fucking interest the cheeky cunts, moved all my money into a new saversaccount that is 1%
>>57312544
My hometown is a commuter town that's shit over an hour away from london on the train, with a season ticket for that train cost £4,000 a year.
4 bed houses are still going for £650,000 here, fucking one bed flats for £215,000.It's mental.
Anywhere in the south-east is affordable
wish these NORMIE FUCKERS would reply to let me know if I've got the job or not
fucking hell it's driving me mad
>>57312804
what job did you apply for?
>>57312771
Went for a Chinese with my gf last night, got a bit carried away and spent fifty quid.
>Mfw the bill comes down and they've asked if a 10% service charge is okay and I say 'sure'
>>57312692
I earn over £50k but the bank won't even lend me enough to buy an entry level shitbox in my area.
I'd need to save like £100-150k deposit to buy at all.
>>57312771
Yes.
>>57312811
waste technician
>>57312814
What do you do?
>choosing a career that forces you to live in London
lol fucking idiots. enjoy your shitty life decisions.
>>57312811
brothel bed cleaner
>tfw been irritable as fuck
>just constantly pissed off no matter how much sleep I get and how well I eat
>family was in town today, first time I had my parents and sister in almost a year
>was just being a irritable passive agressive cunt to them for no reason
> was literally fuming when they were just trying to make small talk with me
wtf is wrong with me
>>57312756
>tfw she finally did an anal scene
>>57312847
>>57312811
samefag
>>57312839
Programmer.
>>57312853
>>57312771
Well seeing as you can get a meal for about £6 in wetherspoons it does seem a lot for some shitty burger and chips
>>57312840
To be honest lad I'm in a tough spot at the minute.
I have a job that I could do for more money in London but I live in the desolate north.
It's good money and I live at home so I bank like 600-800 quid a month but nothing fucking happens, so I can go to the Trafford Centre but other than that there's fuck all to do.
Whereas when I spent two months in London I always had stuff to do because it's fucking London
>>57312840
t. potato farm machine operator
>>57312853
You have troubles on your mind much greater than simple lack of sleep. My guess is either financial issues or, being here, loneliness.
>tfw banks tend to give you three and a bit times your wage for a mortgage
>an average starter home is £100k
>you need to earn £30,000 just to even think about buying a one bedroom 400sq/ft terraced starter home in between a Kebab shop and a Londis in Birmingham
Shits fucked up, lads. Not even generally complainin about the size of starter homes. They're starter homes for a reason. But I refuse to pay how much they are priced at. You get absolutely fuck all for your money here.
We need the bubble to burst NOW
someone who takes steroids and sits on the sofa gains more muscle in 12 weeks than someone who lifts consistently without drugs for 18 months
depressing
>>57312882
It's hardly a meal mate. They microwave a burger and give you some chips on a plate
>>57312771
just get a double cheeseburger and medium fries then, you don't want the drink
>>57312908
I hope it burts in about 5-10 years, I'll be primed. If it bursts now I'll miss it
>>57311734
good post
>>57312915
pretty cool tbqh
>>57312756
new ones aren't that good desu
>>57312890
>I always had stuff to do because it's fucking London
once you live there it gets old fast.
>>57312908
>>57312950
It will never burst, how could it? Population wont decrease so demand will never go down.
>>57312920
even if it is microwaved
burger + chips + onion rings + pint > burger + chips + coke
genetically gifted people can cruise through school without doing any homework and get into harvard
let that sink in for a moment
This is what happens when you leave Capitalism unchecked
>>57312957
get fucked
>>57312974
>the only factor is population growth
I really need to find a new board
>>57311714
Finlad
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-35726627
wew
Hall, a father-of-two from Newcastle-Under-Lyme, Staffordshire, has dedicated the past five years of his life to extreme training, polishing off a staggering 10,000 calories a day.
He already weighs in at 28 stone (178kg) - and aims to get to 30 stone (190kg) to compete against the strongest men in the world.
His chest size is 66 inches and he wears 5XL clothes.
>>57312957
are u watching the f1?
any streams lad?
>>57312915
>gains more muscle
But what happens to the fat
>>57312908
>try to find a house
>already reserved for Rasheed and his 12 children
ahh yes
>>57312915
not really. steroids are a poor choice because they target muscle - and not other just as important tissues such as ligaments, tendons and other connective tissues.
people who lift natty get legit strong because their whole body responds to it and grows accordingly. steroids just bulk up the muscles but leave out the other stuff that actually improves fitness.
so basically if you're just a preening vain twat looking to look better then bosh some steroids.
>>57312974
It happens in 2007 lad.
No idea how it works but basically a recession causes loads of people to lose jobs, so they can't pay mortgages, or afford to take them out, people start losing houses or not buyning them, they get cheaper because of the lack of demand and you can swoop in for like 10-20k or 40-50k off
>>57311788
Godspeed on your mussion, pupper
how come fb famous people always have hot girls and i cant even get this bakers delight bird to be my gf
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>>57313007
you realise they doing that to trigger you right?
>>57313005
watch your mouth young man
>>57313028
ye its still 5 hours away though
>He thinks the bubble will ever burst
>He thinks the government will let young white couples have financial mobility and be able to start families, breeding more white people into the country
Can't be having that
>>57313007
ok bye then
>>57312977
It's just the same thing, in fact chip shop food is probably better quality. At least it's cooked in front of you
>>57313045
Ah yes £50,000 makes all the difference. Now that £200,000 house is £150,00! Very affordable!
>>57312915
what happens when you cycle off though
>>57313051
personality > looks
i'd much rather have friends that are nice people than attractive :DDD
>>57313056
>>57312971
This desu.
People always go on about how there's so much happening in London. Well I've been here for over 3 years now and struggle to find interesting things to do.
I don't even now what is "happing" that they are going on about desu.
>>57313056
any streams?
>tfw I pay £5 a day to park on the carpark of an abandoned DWP building that was built with tax payer money and sold to a private investor.
Ah yes very impressive.
>>57313106
It would make a huge difference to somebody like me.
If it burts in a couple of years I'll have about a 30-40k deposit which means that a 200k house I can't afford to pay a mortgage on could go to about 100-110k which I could easily pay the monthly rate on and then sell years later for profit and get another
>>57313090
yeah and if i did a shite on a frying pan while you were watching it would still be cooked in front of you
>>57313106
>I can't save my money for a few years to save for a house
fuck off
Business idea: Give the bankers bonuses to the working class so they can afford houses
Had some incredibly spicy kimchi last night. Now just playing the waiting game until the toxic poo today.
I'd genuinely genuinely move to America tomorrow if I could. Cost of living might be a bit higher for your average entry level worker than in Britain, but at least you get more for your money when buying a home. I saw a really nice big and spacious 2 bedroom house with a large garden in Austin for like £60,000 the other day.
Only problem is
>Be white European
>need to earn 50,000, have a PhD, pay thousands in visas and wait 5 years
>be Mexican
>jump the border
>Obama gives you citizenship
contemplating a poo
>>57313159
Privatisation on the scale it's happening at just oesn't work, it just makes people poorer and services worse.
Even Peter Hitchens wrote an article today saying he admits he got it wrong on privatisation and Thatcher and that as bad as nationalised services are, they're better than the monsters that private companies have become
>>57313151
i'll post one when they're up lid
>when he lets you have 50p more an hour
>>57313170
>£150,000
>A few years
>>57312742
www.lse.co.uk
>>57313217
Do you understand how it works lad?
You just save a deposit, usually 5-10% of the house, so that'd be 15k, then pay the rest off with monthly rates.
If you're not a mong and just keep saving and get a bigger deposit, you can put more down and have cheaper monthly repayments.
>>57313217
10 years then, that's not bad.
>>57313117
>ever cycling off
>>57313206
thanks m8
If diversity and multiculti is our strength, why aren't governments forcing white people to move to Africa..or the Middle East...or South America....or Asia?
>>57313169
Who is this spoons shill lmao. Their food is absolute dogshit ready meal tier
Literally have no idea what a 'mortgage' is
You realise the whole idea is to not have people buy houses right? They want you to rent that way they can control everything. First time buy schemes are facade.
>>57313021
when you know you are council
>>57313255
>Save hard for 10 years and you might be able to afford a 1 bedroom starter house.
