I've recently gone on workers' comp, and with all my new free time I've decided to learn a language.
I have it narrowed down to Spanish, Mandarin, Gaelic, or Japanese.
Give me your pros/cons.
>>57311328
>Spanish
spics
>Mandarin
chinks
>Japs
weebs
>Gaelic
master race
Spanish
Pros: It's not Mandarin, Gaelic or Japanese
Cons: It's Spanish
>>57311328
learn Icelandic
otherwise you can never be truly white
>2016
>not learning Arabic
I mean might as well get ready
>Gaelic
Don't tell me you're actually considering this.
>Japanese
Meme language spoken by xenophobic tribes living in isolated volcanic islands only used for consuming masturbatory material
>Mandarin
Relevant language, but risky as you will have to deal with Chinese people regularly
>Spanish
Only choice without any repercussions, also relevant in your own country
>>57311328
>Spanish
Boring
>Japanese
Your class will all be weebs
>Mandarin
Useless and impossible
>Gaelic
MUH HERITAGE
Learn Portuguese or French desu
If you already know English, then the only language still worth learning is a programming language.
>not learning Hindi
Why don't you want to be a house white servant by the time 2030 comes?
Spanish is excellent choice.
The rest are rubbish.
>>57311328
>Gaelic
Surely you mean Gaeilge, mó chomrádaí.
Cons:
> Spanish
spics
>Mandarin
chinks
>Gaelic
literally what
>Japanese
weeb
Pros:
>Spanish
>Mandarin
>Gaelic
none
>Japanese
satisfy your weeb desires
>>57311328
>Which Language Should I Learn?
>Spanish, Mandarin, Gaelic, or Japanese.
lol
you're not gonna learn shite
Tip: it's Irish, not Gaelic - Gaelic is a language family like Romance. I speak decent Irish, learned it in school and done fuck all with it since. Actually learning mandarin now- very tough but super interesting and potentially useful for the future. If you're in America though - surely spanish is by far the most useful for you?
Spanish is useless because spanish speakers already know english
Learn chinese, arabic, or japanese.
>>57316541
there are more gaelic languages than irish aren't there
like scottish gaelic and welsh
>>57311328
Slovene will be America's official language after Trump takes over.
>>57311328
Spanish
>>57316640
Welsh isn't a gaelic language, I think it's called a britonnic language which is also celtic