Death to the midwest 2bh edition lads
first for /lat/
Not gonna lie, midwest has always seemed kinda lame to me.
>>57309501
Should have used this
WHO UP?
>when some pleb says KENDRICK aint the best in the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH3-X1pdHw0
can we compromise and just kill the four eastern midwest states? I'd be cool with that
>>57309522
Special student*
Just cos you drool on yourself doesn't make you on the same level as Stephen Hawking bro.
>>57309559
It's 4am here man, we past real nigga hours
>>57309559
also
>>57309564
alright is the greatest track of the decade.
>>57309544
ngl I forgot the midwest existed until flag fags circle jerked over their irrelevant flyovers
Will North and South Dakota set aside their differences and unify in our lifetime and start a new age of peace and prosperity lads?
>mfw probably not
>>57309610
I dont think North Dakotan's actually exist
theyre like the elusive sasquatch, spoken of in legend but never seen
>>57309577
m8, I get paid to do research, fuck you stupid underachievers Tbn.
Kendrick number one in the game faggot.
>>57309610
who gives a shit honestly
>>57309610
I'd be up for it on one condition
all oil leaches are deported from dakota territory. seriously, I don't want those fuckers in my state even if they're still a few hundred miles away.
Ok, sleep time, not staying up again
>>57309728
>wank
I want /brit/ to leave tbqh
>>57309501
man , murricans sure are bad at geography nut how the fuck is Ohio in the west ? are you east coast biased ?
Just want to cuddle desu
>>57309739
fap then
>>57309743
me too.
Where at?
>>57309741
it was named before the west was settled
>>57309564
Nope, Danny Brown is better.
Still hoping for Andre 3000 to get back to it.
The Pequod has officially set sail, yet I still feel empty inside.
>>57309766
Are you the guy who likes 50s america and classic cars, or the shitposter?
>there is still an active general on /vg/ for Undertale
>>57309766
disagree
>>57309824
>katawa shoujo is up to almost #3000 threads
>>57309824
>/katawa shoujo general/ #2972
Guys I just clogged the toilet
How can I unclog it without alerting my housemate sleeping in the next room over
>>57309564
>>57309766
>>57309815
>>57309832
Wtf are you talking about? Has Trump started the Hunger Games?
>>57309815
Neither, I just like some US rap.
>>57309832
Kendrick: GKMC>S80>>>>TPAB
Danny: Old>XXX
outkast: ATLiens>Southernplayabla>Aquemini>Stankonia>THE rest
>>57309921
I see. Too bad, I wanted to ask the other guy something.
>>57309899
plastic bag + hand Tbh.
>>57309899
Remove the toilet from the pipe. There are a few nuts holding it down.
who /drunkposting/ tonight?
The best states in America are California and Texas.
>>57309938
We have a plunger, I'm just afraid of alerting my housemate
>>57309865
>>57309879
>game came out in 2012
i'm assuming they've just been arguing over who his best girl for the past 4 years
>>57309985
why?
>>57309975
>best stateabare also the complete opposites of each other
???
>>57309600
>>57309992
post more amerirat soldiers getting murdered you fucking haitiANUS
>>57309975
you're very right best ally
>>57310011
and they're both very successful
god bless america
>>57309975
According to the maymays you'd actually have to say New York is the best state.
>>57309985
Just let it sit for a couple of hours then try flushing it again.
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God fucking damn it. I have a college. Is that worth fucking nothing? I can't even park fucking cars for a living
>>57310001
It's embarrassing tbqh, the shit wasn't even that big either
>>57310025
I might just go perform a covert unclogging mission
>>57309865
>>57309879
Why?
I mean I played the "game" and it was pretty impressive considering people from 4chan made it, but what the fuck is there to discuss?
Are they still unsure if that one Hanako scene is rape?
>>57310063
Nah man, it shouldn't be embarassing.
Unclogging your toilet is a right held by every man who has access to a toilet. If your housemate has a problem with that, then fuck him.
>>57310042
>Dominican
>talks about niggers
Oh boy
>>57310032
Seriously guys, this is bumming me out. This is the 3rd "no experience required" job I've had that had rejected me. I fee like just a fucking useless piece of shit right now
>>57310094
It's a grill though, although I think she's ugly and weird
>>57310032
Literally half of the girls I talk to at my school here say they want to be a flight attendant when I ask them what they want to do after school. These are often like 18 or 19 year-olds, but the older students as well. When I ask them why they are wasting their time in college, they say that the airlines don't want to hire people without a degree.
>>57309994
sad to say I was a participant in those threads in mid 2013. I guess that kind of happened, but I remember two or three things the most. they talked about new fanart and fanfiction and shit like that, but it was mainly a support group for pathetic neets
mostly people talking about their life and getting advice and encouragement and shit. driving others to start exercising and whatnot. no idea how the threads haven't been deleted since posts were only tangentially related to the game
>>57310078
"was it rape" was p much meme level. also misha is fat and emi is a whore etc etc. weird mix of a hugbox with shitposting about best girl
I decided to check it out again when they got up to number 2400 or 2500 or whatever and there were tripfags I recognized from 2 years earlier. they just can't let go
>>57310140
>It's a grill though
That's no excuse Tbh.
>>57310132
what's your degree in?
>>57310078
you should spoiler that shit motherfuker.
Some of us have only played one route in spite of the game being 4 years old.
>>57310132
Try to not let it go to your head. I did this once and wasted a precious year doing nothing and being angry.
>>57310150
this was for a valet job at a casino. I can fucking park cares for living. My brother literally works there. I thought for sure nepotism could get me a job. It was pretty much my last hope
>>57310132
You are looking in the wrong places for work. Don't look for "no experience required" jobs. Get into training; it's probably gonna be something that will take several weeks to a couple months, but you'll come out of it with a job.
>>57310207
desu I have no desire to ever go through more than one route. I tried once, but it didn't feel right. my experience with that game is the one route I did and that's that.
>>57310178
So this is why you are living in Sweden and sucking the welfare tits instead of your glorious Republic? :^)
>>57310207
If you didn't play all the routes even after 4 years then it shouldn't matter because you weren't going to play them anyway. It's like complaining about having the end of LOTR spoiled for you.
>>57310193
Criminal Justice. I wanted to be a police officer when I did it, but I can't even get a fucking job as a valet or hotel service job, so what chance do I have? I'm seriously super close to just joining the army
>>57310262
Do what you want, I just don't care for this place anymore.
She'll probably apologize afterwards for not enjoying your brown dick. Not even joking they apologize for being raped by "refugees"
>>57310275
I guess.
Katawa shoujo isn't important enough for me to waste my time on it.
>>57310262
Why they have no pants?
>>57310295
Try to come up with something better instead of mentioning something that happened 70 years ago :^)
>>57310304
What do PDs usually look for when hiring officers? Just curious. Guessing ex-military pretty much guarantees you a job?
>>57309766
This. To Pimp A Butterfly was hot mediocrity. New Danny Brown when.
>>57310368
security/military. though there was someone at a law enforcement expo at my uni who said it was his first job. He was 19. I guarantee his dad was a cop though, no fucking way other wise
Really want a gf right now guys, like its become my goal of 2016
>>57310400
Try harder
>>57310470
become the gf
>>57310357
wonder how many more rapes have been censored by the German and Swedish government
>>57310470
>only now becoming aware of #gf2016
>>57310509
can you please just ignore him
>>57310345
I like kikes, 2bh. My grandma may have been one, we can't be sure, 2bh
>>57310435
What about going for shit-tier inner city departments that pay below average? I imagine the turnover must be fairly high.
What movie should i watch while i fall asleep?
>>57310578
imouto paradise
>>57310576
I guess it's worth a shot. I've not nothing to lose. I'd literally work for less than Minimum wage at this point. NEET life is driving me insane, I can't stand it anymore. I've cleaned my room 2 twice a day for the least month and a half
fml, lads. I bet this is how half the people join the army.
>>57310747
court order?
>>57310747
>>57310747
Ace the asvab man, don't get yourself in a dangerous position now.
>thomas
>>57310783
maybe I can get my self wife who will fuck other guys while I'm off to war
>>57310826
what's the fucking point?
get yourself a wife while at war instead
>>57310851
You make more money if your married
>>57310542
How the fuck do you not know if your jewish or now
>>57310818
to be fair in the cities near where I live you do essentially need a bachelors degree to become a police officer. Obviously having a degree is still no guarantee tho
>>57310873
Child support costs more in the long run. See how many military marriages at 20 last. The easy money up front isn't worth it.
>>57310873
There's a lot of different ways of making more money anon.
Ciudad Victoria
>>57310895
When my grandma came to America they changed their name from Cohen to Coyne
>>57310919
I guess I could hope I get stationed in Korea or Japan and get some girl who doesn't believe in divorce as a wife
>>57310938
>there are people itt who aren't living in their province/state's capital city nor is their city named Victoria
embarrassing desu
>>57310695
nope vancouver fuck
>tfw I'll never going on a coming of age adventure with my best friends
too old now I guess
>tfw can't stop farting
>tfw they don't even smell good
Just get some buds and take an unexpected drive sometime. Just as good in my book.
>>57311294
Seriously? I used to go out in the woods and explore and shit with my friends. We also had a gang and fought kids in the 'back neighborhood'
What are the big rivalries between areas in your state?
>tfw just went to flush the toilet
>mfw the water rose to an inch below the seat
>then I hear a thumping sound in the pipes
>the water gets sucked down like normal
God damn that shit felt like defusing a bomb
>>57311704
Not a whole lot of notable rivalries within Ohio I don't think. We do have a huge rivalry with Michigan in everything.
>>57311888
>>57311704
Actually, forget the no rivalries thing. The town I grew up in, Powell, had rivalries with all the other suburbs around Columbus.
Fuck Upper Arlington
Rejection update:
Worked my way up from rejected to a "please try again after I settle some things".
When do the real nigga hours end?
>>57314168
you just missed them
>>57309675
hasn't that shit collapsed by now due to low oil prices?
its snowing again lads, 25-35cm expected
it's fucking april
WTF i hate canada now
Friendly reminder that Nebraska>every other State
>>57310314
good morning buds
>>57317716
morning
soon
>>57317836
what's up?
>>57317970
Did you get the Nyx Prime blueprints as drop or did you buy it with plat?
>>57318042
yeah that's what i meant
>>57318084
misread
bit tired
didn't buy it with palt desu
>>57318108
no worries
nice, it's always nice to get those bp drops
Who /TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU/ here?
>>57318158
feel like I missed a party desu
>>57318323
add me on steam desu
https://steamcommunity.com/id/the_mail/
>>57318418
m-maybe
haven't made a habit of adding people I don't know IRL desu
What do friends do with each other lads
>>57318515
laaaame
>mfw I'm trying to write a story but I can't help but think of all the things it's similar to
>>57309741
Back when it was named that was the farthest western part of the US. It gradually became called the Midwest and its too culturally ingrained to change it.
>>57318014
I farmed them desu
I'm trying to farm all prime sets before they're vaulted
>>57318694
Nice.
I kinda wanted to farm for Frost Prime but it's too much work
>somebody asks how old I am
>accidentally say I'm several years younger because that's how old I feel
>>57318782
farming prime sets is hell desu
jewing in the market and buying them with plat is actually easier
should t1e have taken me like an hour on my first solo run
>>57318928
Yeah
I've got some stuff I could probably sell, so I might do that and then jew around.
>>57318948
nope
git gud
>will get raise in foreseeable future
>enough to offset the extra running costs (read: fuel) if I were to switch from my econobox to some BADASS MURRIGAN MUSSEL
>realize most of them still won't fit into my garage
Fugg!
>>57319037
t-thanks
I spent most of it digging around for hidden crates and stuff but I still feel like it took too long desu
>>57319100
>germany
>homeowner
Waid a minude
Are you ridch?
>>57319281
I'm renting in a two family house with a double garage in the back.
>>57309501
Missouri is part of the midwest
cum lol
why is it called midwest when it's obviously the center north?
>tfw too Midwestern for the South
>tfw too Southern for the Midwest.
baked af
>>57318245
hi I'm looking for the mulatto american girl
>>57322853
hi :)
>>57322879
Mike pls
I wish I was dead desu
How do you pronounce /cum/ lads??
>>57323203
cee-um
>>57323203
coom
>tfw woke up again
>>57322950
same desu
>>57323703
another day in paradise
>>57323709
How have you been, lad?
>got blackout drunk last night
>told everyone that im depressed
>begged my friends to kill me
Shit, time for some uncomfortable phone calls
how do I stop hating myself?
Should I apply to be a janitor? I think I could really clean up this shithole.
>>57324608
No, you display megalomaniac tendencies and should never be considered
>>57325003
Needs someone with hot pockets tendencies
>>57325003
Isn't that a requirement for the job?
>>57324608
being 100% honest here literally anything would be better than the retards we currently have
>>57325070
Not for this board, go apply to be a janny for /tv/
>Executing criminals is barbaric!
>Of course there's nothing wrong with abortions, people have been doing them since the middle ages!
t. Liberal
>>57323888
Ouch
Don't worry, you'll be fine in the end!
Where are my /cum/rades at?
pfthaha 8 hours later and the same thread /cum/-chan? pathetic!
>>57323888
Oh I've done that before. Makes me scared to drink alone
OHAYOU GOZAIMASU
>>57326701
Take that back
>>57327094
it's noon
>>57309501
disagreed
>>57327122
shut the fuck up
>>57327167
Rude posters please leave
>>57312714
gj buddy, wish I had the balls to do it
>>57318662
http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/story/
>>57327167
shut me the fuck up
>Average high °F (°C)
>Jul 106.1 (41.2)
>people not only live there, but willingly, and continue moving there
>>57309501
Kek, I think it's hilarious that people on the coasts always hate the midwest. Like angsty teenagers that hate their parents who provide them with all their food and resources.
>>57312714
Pls stop orbiting
>>57327499
This is actually a good way to put it
>>57327446
*unzips saturn V*
>>57309501
>Death to the midwest
You can have my /cum/ when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Why does this general have so many autistic faggots? Tied with /brit/ for gayest general.
>>57327603
All the good posters either got banned or driven off
Can anyone explain to me what's so bad about breeding dindus out of existence?
>>57327603
Generals are shit 10/10 times. This is not unique to /cum/, this is not unique to /int/, this is not unique to /4chan/. Generals are shitposting central.
shut the fuck up, don't bully the midwest
also good morning pals
>>57309501
But Kansas is Midwestern
>>57327499
Except California is an agricultural power house. Why do you think we can steal water? :^)
The west coast is fruitful. Everything east of the Rockies should be nuked into oblivion
>>57328008
Except California is a smoggy social justice hellhole*
FTFY
>>57328008
Say that to my face not online motherfucker
>tfw women keep ignoring you in your youth, but they will age like milk while your value will continually rise with age and financial equity, and someday when you're in your 50s you'll bang hot 20-somethings while divorced women your age will get dried up cunts and die lonely
>>57328175
If you haven't had sex by 22 then you're never going to have it desu. In the past only 20% of men got to breed. We're just not cut out to reproduce bud
t. almost 21
>>57327994
morning greatest ally
>>57328008
>California is an agricultural powerhouse
>grows grapes, almonds, and oranges in the middle of a fucking drought
black panthers are alright because they're black
>>57328271
Aww, I have that saved. How are you man?
>>57328243
Lies man, lies.
>>57328450
pretty okay
got a lot of shit to do today that I should probably get started on
>tfw someone literally told me to just b myself today
>>57328553
>not having a PS Vita
>>57328553
I wonder if celebrities even look ugly in this situation
I cant imagine kek
>>57328553
That's good advice, I hope you thanked them
>>57328272
>can afford to because we still get water from neighboring states
>>57328114
<3 Its also the most populated state with a rich history and anything you could ever want
>>57328125
meet me at the mall
It's going down
meet me in the club
It's going down
Anywhere you meet me guaranteed to go down
>>57327835
/cum/ is especially autistic though. And a lot of the gay shit in this general is sincere rather than shitposting. If youre into "feminine dicks" and "boypuss-asshole", as many in this board are, you are a faggot.
>>57328667
>mfw California IDF replies to me
Your state is literally hell
It's almost summer
I'm almost free from this hell for 3 months
>>57328715
>he's not into feminine dicks
Haha gay
Why are Trump supporters so autistic?
>>57328715
http://strawpoll.me/7196339/
Still doing a survey to see if its ironic or not, 2bh just seems like a lot of people here are bisexual
It's funny because small town midwest is the whitest area on earth, 99% North Europeon immigrants who never succumbed to cuckoldry or leftism
>>57328818
/cum/ also has a lot of girl posters and girls are mostly bi
>>57328731
It sure looks like it doesn't it?
>>57328818
Where's the [Acting straight IRL but honestly and on the internet longing for a cute trap gf] option?
>>57328818
>no bicurious option
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>a creationist museum
>>57328791
the same reason Hillary supporters are so batshit insane and Bernie supporters are so delusional and cucked.
Anyone stupid enough to have a strong opinion about politics doesn't have an opinion worth valuing
So who's going to do without the reward of monetary compensation now?
>>57328897
Beautiful pic, very spooky
>>57328818
I'm straight, but I also want a certain board game playing tripfag to tear up my boipussy so badly
>>57329053
We all do...
>>57329053
LMM rule34 when?
reminder
http://www.ward32news.ca/ward32news.pdf
for the most part I have no problem with the Midwest, but NUKE OHIO WHEN
>have a twitter account where I follow lots of Canadians
>search "Trudeau" and see tweets from my followers from around the election
>literally only 2 of the people tweeted about him in a positive matter, the rest say they don't like him
how the fuck did this nigga win, Canadabros? These were millennials too.
>>57329342
i didnt vote for him
>>57329053
>>57329119
>>57329202
I actually feel like he was secretly a qt, just extremely autistic
>>57329523
He was an ugly fuck
t. Knower
>>57329523
He is cute
My cousin is at the tender age where he is discovering internet porn and his loser weeb friend is trying to lead him down the path of the cartoon devil
>>57329577
2d is far less degenerate than 3d desu
>>57329577
Nothing wrong with 2d
>>57329577
Dont let him. Nothing of value in that direction
>>57329680
I've seen him and he's handsome imo
brb reading Newt Gingrich's magnum opus
>>57329758
Fuck walls, fuck free college, we need a moon base
>>57329722
>>57329842
delete this
>>57329577
show him big tits and pov amatuer riding
>just going about daily business
>suddenly reminded of all the mistakes that led me to my current condition
>flinch and make a retarded face instinctively
>>57329722
How do you figure?
>>57329842
>>57309501
>Death to the midwest 2bh edition lads
midwest farmboy steal your crush? sry lad...
>>57329927
I'm not him btw.
>>57329927
Happens 2 me too. Usually when trying to sleep. I remember some ungodly embarrassing incidents and failures like the time I used my dad's AOL account to spam teen chat rooms with edgy tranny-scat jokes and then the account was locked and my dad was told all the things I posted word for word. I usually just yell into my pillow to make it go away
Wish I was a lesbian who takes advantage of supposedly straight girls
Shit's hot
>>57330024
farmboys are cute
>>57309501
Nice meme haha
>>57329927
youll learn to do that on the inside, constantly
>>57330086
Memories haunt everyone that way, but I have to say that sounds especially embarrassing...
>>57329927
Perhaps you just need to learn to let go
>>57329842
I'll fuck that bitch up
Ok summer is coming up.
I rarely "do" anything for it, beyond playing games and fucking around - basically wasting it. What do people do, what do normies do, what do productive people do? A friend told me about how they go to this summer camp thing. But Im 25 now, maybe a bit too old?
What are you doing?
>>57330800
Productive people work, normies usually do outdoor things like camping, hiking, or running.
