GOAT edition
bit sick of this tom brady shit tbqh
https://youtu.be/zsl5D03rfzk
Thread theme
3rd for /lat/
No more yuri posting pls
real thread
>>57303911
>>57305740
This is not right, this is an obsession
>>57305768
el guayasANO
>>57305787
>>57305790
fuck off with that meme shit, I don't want to hang out with a bunch of weird ass dutch people.
>tfw drunk
>>57305790
Fuck off
>Error: You must wait longer before deleting this post
>>57305827
word fuck the dutch
Sometimes I talk like a black person and I don't know why
The wind is so strong tonight it's blowing my hair all over my face through my windows
>>57305937
Are you in the midwest too? It's so fuckin nuts here. A good portion of my state is out of power because of fucking wind.
Wish me Goodnight, /int/!
>>57305937
might want to get new windows then
>>57305937
it's been windy the last week here I think tonights the first night without it thank god.
I live in a cheap ass apartment and the ceiling panels literally move when the window blows too hard
>>57305998
gnight, gundam-san
>>57305937
We had that this afternoon, it was pretty intense. I had bits of the neighbor's tree hitting my car
>>57305982
He's from Virginia
>not having extra flags
>>57305773
Say it with me:
Purest
form
of
love
I'm really good at piano because my parents would physically abuse me if I didn't practice. will this get me pussy?
>>57306011
Thank you! Goodnight, Burger-san
>>57305998
Good night lad
>>57306015
how to get extra flags?
>>57306018
If you go after artsy girls yes
T. Bass player
>>57306024
Goodnight, mate. Shutting down my FIN FUNNERRRRRLLLLS!
>>57306040
DONT YOU START
>>57305998
im going to go to bed too anon, maybe i will read a bit or watch some k-on before sleep though
>tfw self conscious of my hairline now
>>57306039
hownew.ru
>>57306040
Hi Texas
>>57306052
I can play practically every coldplay song on piano. I'd hate my parents, but piano really speaks to my soul, 2bh
>>57306058
>K-on
>>57306083
My dad never threatened me but basically guilt tripped me into practice
>>57306099
>not watching cute girls do cute things
Considering alcoholism buds
>>57306010
I live in a very old creaky house
>>57306002
Sounds expensive
>>57306015
I think the tarp I had on my fire wood is gone, it's too dark to confirm. There's stuff flyin around
>>57306099
>K-on
All you need is googles my friend.
>>57306122
thats what I have Nichijou and YY for
>using r*ddit flag extension
>>57306115
My parents would literally physically abuse me if I didn't practice. I'd be mad at them, but I know if they didn't I couldn't have this skill
>>57306099
K-on is a wonderful and lovely show
>>57306078
Whats wrong with your hairline ?
>>57306099
>he only watches ***manimes***
>>57306126
Don't do it, there are no rewards and it's too expensive. If you're feeling depressed, talk to a doctor. I know you Canacucks love to brag about your free shit all the time when you're talking about how much better Canada is than the US.
>>57306135
I wouldn't be surprised if it was gone, we had 60mph gusts earlier
>>57306168
It feels pretty far back, I think it might be starting to recede a little
>The argie doesn't post anymore
Is he ok?
Did he die?
>>57306135
How do you not freeze to death?
I got the shut end of the stick and live in the basement. I have to wear sweatpants in summer or I'll freeze
uSinG rEdDit fLag ExTeNsIOn
>>57305998
goodnight
Trigun
Fooly Cooly
Cowboy Bebop
After these 3 animes ended, anime died.
If you still watch anime, you watch shit and have shit taste in media
>>57306167
Shit senpai. I'm sorry you had to deal with that
>>57306168
K- On is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and CUTE GIRLS DOING CUTE THINGS KAWAII X3. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The girly characters all trying their hardest to look cute , the peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole girl band faggotry and everything about the K-on world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the fantasies of your average neckbeard and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
K-on is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no K- on threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
>>57306171
There is nothing wrong with watching Manime
>>57306209
I never watched trigun
>>57306209
they're pedophiles
>>57306229
Trigun is my favorite anime
>>57306209
>not watching Lupin III, Panty and Stocking, Shimoneta, I wanna be the best in the World, Sakura trick, or jojo
>>57306209
There's still good series.
Loved the recent Lupin III run.
Granted though I don't watch anime because it's good media, I watch it because it's good escapism.
>>57306212
It's ok, I really fell in love with piano at a young age so it wasn't that bad. I also know how to play guitar because of them. Now that I'm older I really don't know how to feel about it. If they weren't suck sociopaths about it, I probably wouldn't know how to play them but wasn't it really worth it? Something I ask myself everyday
Anime is fucking gay as shit
>>57306181
Spooky. I noticed a while ago my hair felt like it was coming out way too easily. If I ran my hand through it I'd get a hair or two. Really wouldn't like to go bald I'd look so goofy.
>>57306188
Lots of blankets.
>>57306275
t. gay
Good night, my fellow north Americans. May Washington (PBUH) watch over and guide us to peace
this is more /CANUSA/ than /cum/ goddmit!!
>>57306280
I don't really seem to be losing any hair, but my hairline seems to be really far back
>>57306294
I'd fug red. White looks like a literal child
>>57306253
Good taste
>>57306325
Lesbian whores
>>57306335
thats only half true
Can anybody explain to me how a well adjusted and educated person can be against the New England Patriots in any way at all?
>Team was one of the worst teams in the NFL for years patriots fans literally use to be called "patsies" (still relevant today thanks alot jewdell)
>draft a guy who is probably the biggest underdog in sports history (he was literally a back up in highschool, college and in the NFL and had to prove himself at all levels)
>become a dynasty overnight
>consistently change how the game is played over the years unlike any team in recent history
>almost always respectable and polite when compared to other teams
>get accused of things without proof and stand up for themselves despite the entire world being against them
>and still win
I honestly don't get how people don't like them, especially if you're an actual football fan. They are history in the making.
>>57306325
>tfw favourite girl was the one non-lesbian
>every /cum/ thread
also, im not complaining
>>57306386
>unironically losing to the philadelphia eagles
tfw no bf
Back in my eji days I listened to a lot of gay ass hardcore stuff, and I just found out one of my favorite guitarists from that period in my life killed himself after releasing some insane massive statement about a conspiracy on his life and people being out to get him. I met him a few times and he seemed so chill. P. fucking weird. What on earth would cause a person to snap like that?
>>57306414
That was actually a really interesting game from a strategy standpoint. Bill won the game in the first quarter himself and then decided to lose the game immediately after all by himself.
>>57306451
>throwing not one, but TWO interceptions, one being a pick six
>against (of all teams)
>the philadelphia eagles
>>57306386
WOKE BACK UP TO POST
requesting a chilean to say howdy y'all
>>57306440
Sounds like schizophrenia
>>57306403
Never lose hope.
>>57306386
>>57306476
That reminds me I forgot
>literally every superbowl they've been in during the kraft era has been one of the best superbowls in NFL history
Canada I dropped the ball hard bro, I'm so torn up over it..
Insanely qt REDHEAD visiting from Toronto stopped by my work. We flirted for a few minutes and she left with her friends waving at me, but I didn't stop to get her number!!
I spoke with my coworker later about her telling him I missed my shot and he goes "yeah she came here and asked if any cute guys are here." (I work at a bar). WHY DIDN'T I GET HER NUMBER!?!?
The best part though Canada was some idiot was teasing her about how she probably says "eh?" At the end of everything and I stepped in, thanks to /int/, and go "no pal" and I looked her in the eyes and said "how many times a day do you say 'sorry'?" and her eyes got wide and she laughed saying how she says it all the time.
The one that got away...
>>57306209
bit sick of this >no gf wall of text blogposting tbqh
>>57306533
The patriots are sketchy as hell. Deflating balls against the colts, possibly spying on the eagles during the 05' superbowl? Wtf man, if you have so much skill, beat us with that, not with cheating.
I am absolutely in love with New England, the culture, scenery, weather, but the Patriots and MA gun laws are despicable
>>57306410
it's great desu
>>57306440
Lowe, I've met him too. I saw after the burial at warped or summer slaughter one or the other. He was messed up in the head or he was right about the conspiracy against him, and after bringing it to light it resulted in him being killed by whoever was after him. iirc he died from a fall.
Likely mental problems though. He walked in a chinese place next to the venue after the show and I shook his hand and told him I was a big fan even though I didn't really know about them.
>tfw new england will never be independent
>>57306593
>Deflating balls against the colts
Scientifically proven that it's not even possible for them to have deflated the footballs.
>possibly spying on the eagles during the 05' superbowl?
Nobody even believes this besides maybe a few deluded eagles fans.
>>57306506
heh
pay attention to my thread
>>57306407
>>57306627
It has been for around 240 years
>>57306628
Ok, what about when you spied on the Jets?
>>57306627
As someone who really like New England, is it true that you guys are taking in a lot of African migrants? I feel like if New England was independent, the lack of counterbalance from Dixie would let New England become a super-cucked Scandinavian copycat state. I say this out of concern, not malice
i'm California Dreamin', lads
>>57306224
>tfw have watched every possible OC gag of K-on but never watched K-on itself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7SaR4-zn-o
>>57306716
>Ok, what about when you spied on the Jets?
Would've been perfectly legal if they had recorded it 5 yards back from where they were standing, or from the press box. It was a rule that wasn't even a rule in the previous season. It is such a non-issue and they got so overly punished for it it has become taboo.
>the lack of counterbalance from Dixie
New England is a lot more brash and straightforward than dixies are. They are probably the last part of the country you should worry about getting cucked.
>>57306739
what does that even mean
I was supposed to take a class this semester, and I was really excited for it, but it was cancelled.
I signed up to take it over the summer, but that one is probably going to get cancelled, too.
>>57306779
the class that got away
>>57306770
You wish you lice in California
>>57306716
most people here dont want migrants and even new england states rejected them
CT though is cucked my malloy so
>>57306811
i wish all of california had lice too
>>57306836
rude
GUNSHOTS ducking
>>57306763
s-s-stay safe new england. please :(
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/07/us/helping-immigrants-adjust-to-new-england-winters.html?_r=0
>>57306884
I live in NH and I've seen 1 black person this year
goodnight /cum/rades
God this thread is full of weebs gross
>>57306956
good night pug
If there was a switch that could turn off your ability to fall in love would you flip it?(as in partners only, you would still love family, friends etc)
Dear spics, I bought mole sauce or w/e at a Mexican store. What the fuck do I put it on?
>>57306956
goodnight senpai
Haha
>>57307001
touch from here yanki piece of shit
>>57307032
Pls spics, I spent 3 dollars on it
>>57307025
whats up, bud
>>57307049
>>57307001
Chicken, or perhaps rice my man
>>57307025
>canada
nah
>>57307025
>british columbia
nah
>>57307025
Your problems are now mine for the rest of the night
Tell me about it man
>>57307025
>>57307025
consider suicide
I'm the best pokemon trainer ITT
AMA
I really can't stand it when the beaners switch over to /lat/ mode with their dumb spic memes, definition of shitposting.
>>57307150
>>57307139
>>57307135
>>57307118
>>57307081
>>57307051
Got rejected again m8s can't deal with it
>>57307200
if you just don't try you can't get rejected, ez pz solution
>>57307200
ditch the anime, you will gain test and women will find you more attractive.
>>57307200
wish i had the courage to be rejected
>>57307200
I've never asked anyone out so I cant so I can relate but I can say that I still feel bad for you.
Putting yourself out there and having it swatted down is certainly something that will torment you.
Just try to get over it man, remember there's more out there
>>57307200
It's the absolute worst
>>57307200
just having the confidence and opportunity to ask a girl out is honestly normie tier to me
>>57307182
nah senpai, thats me
>>57307200
m8, I am a straight 0-3 with a girl from HS, not even on the radar of another girl, and completely fucked up a chance with a girl in my math class. Was yelling at myself all year to just try something with her, but nothing happened.
I know I dont have a chance. Grills avoid skellingtons like the plague. Im not a handsome guy, Im just about the next look of a geek
but 2016 is the year of the gf. We're all gonna make it. Dont give up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJH5YEJ9iLc
>tfw no friends, only coworker
>>57307275
This
>>57307320
>nah senpai, thats me
You know nothing about pokemon, you are a fucking amateur to me, you know bat dick ass shit FUCK about pokemon.
You are fucking nothing to me. You are a level 1 pidgey sitting in the first wild grass just sitting on his ass sucking DICK doing nothing with his life. I traveled across the land searching far and wide to show the pokemon the power that's inside
>>57307325
I know this feeling well. At least we can be friends on here.
Had a breaking point last week in class when we had to pair off in groups of two to work together for the rest of the semester on a project and everyone paired up with their friends. I am the only one workin by myself. Unironically cried in class with my hood up so no one saw. 4 years of college and years of jobs at various places and I have no friends.
>>57307200
0 for 3 here, and I know there were at least two other girls that I had a mutual crush with but never acted on.
The pain fades away, but some escapism helps.
Kind of miss when this board was actually moderated tbqh, it was fun for a while but it's gone to far. The porn and shit is getting out of hand. Like there's a fucking cock on the front page for hours. Fucks sake.
>>57307406
Fuck man, you do know this feeling well.
At the very least I'm good at what I do and people want to work with me.
but still
>tfw no intimacy in life
>>57307406
>>57307325
why not try to make friends?
>>57307432
just fucking hide it fåm
>>57307200
we all going to make it senpai
and if we don't fuck it lets go to space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy1UJaCTtfE
>>57307447
I did, for about three years in college. Everyone is apparently already content with their own crew.
M8, a lot of people who reach their 20's have already made awesome friends. I don't blame them for not wanting me to join their group.
>>57307401
m8, I was raised on pokemon. First video game I ever played? Pokemon Gold on my GBC from my cousin. literally spent 5 summers of my life at summer day camp with other kids I knew playing pokemon games with each other. Think you know about "that kid" spouting bullshit about pikablu and "mew under the truck". Nah senpai, I was too smart for that. I didnt fall for any of that bullshit, same with that bullshit "deoxys is on the moon" bullshit in gen 3. Who watched the animated series(johto league AND R/S) when it was on the air? This guy. Who got the manual wiht all 150 OG pokemon and literally spent a month as an 8 year old memorizing all 151 pokemon? This guy. Who spent a week debating whether or not to buy that old school red pokedex toy from the 90's on ebay, regardless of whether or not the damn batteries worked? This guy. Who has just about every pokemon game ever made, console or handheld? This guy
You know NOTHING
>>57307447
I try so hard. Nothing has stuck. Sometimes I feel like I really hit it off with a classmate then they just stop talking eventually and I never hear from them again. A girl I sit next to every class asked what my name was because she forgot even though we had talked a ton before and shared notes.
>>57307433
It's a bad feel Tbh
>>57307325
>Not being friends and hanging out with your coworkers
Faggot
>>57307432
It's been like that a year and a half now
>>57307508
ay man, I tried to be friends. Nobody wants to be more than fucking coworkers apparently.
Idk tho, the money's good, but will having friendship at a differnt job make up for it?
>>57307496
>First video game I ever played? Pokemon Gold
>>57307237
>People unironically think this
>>57307406
>crying
fucking pussy
>>57307547
come at me., lil nigga
Gen 2 was best gen
>>57307573
It's not like I wanted to.
>>57307575
Gen 2 > Gen 1 > Gen 3 > Gen 4
Haven't played any of the newest ones though.
>>57307604
i'll be your friend as long as you stop crying like a pansy
>>57307575
>nigga talkin about mew under a truck when his first game was gold
you're a generic magikarp fisherman and I'm mother fucking gary oak nigga don't step to me
>>57307496
>old school red pokedex toy
glad mine still works perfectly
>>57307573
There is literally nothing wrong with crying to relive emotions. I used to cry myself to sleep every night and if I'm ever feeling upset I might do it. In public definitely not though.
I've cried in public like twice and got hugs
I should cry more often and get hugs all the time
>>57307669
you're that punkass bitch joey talkin about his hot shit rattata team that could get OHKO'd by a magikarp, smug ass motherfucker
think you know shit when you'd be the kind of dumbass trying to take down Misty with a Charmander or a geodude
>>57307545
Maybe I'm just lucky, but I work retail and everyone at my job is super friendly, I've even hung out with several of them.
That's not to say there isn't drama though, because we have quite a bit of that too
>>57307672
kinda this.
Sometimes crying can better you, but definitely not in public like >>57307406
>>57307624
sounds like a deal.
>>57307721
Nigga I bet your team didn't have 1 perfect IV among the lot of them, tryin' step to the king get your garbage ass shit out of my face.
>>57307722
I work in the sciences fäm.
Everyone's older and smarter than me.
Fuck
>>57307738
k gimme a throwaway and we will be bffs
haven't read any manga in the past, but I can appreciate that backstory seems to be an important aspect
>>57307749
>gen 2
>IV's
>>57307714
Next time you want to do it, do it in front of QTs
If and when they ask you why you're crying, tell them your ma just passed away in a car crash that hit the car of your gf so now she's dead too, and then get their phone numbers because you "have no one else to turn to" since your father is already dead
>>57307751
What kinda sciences?
Are you one of those guys in a white lab coat and goggles looking at a vial of colored liquid that you see on the cover of science textbooks?>>57307757
>>57307785
>I'm a pokemon master
>I only played gen 2
>>57307789
that's absolutely devlish
i think i would stammer trying to come up with that and autism all over the place. I would fuck that up so bad, I'll just stick to crying and being pathetic 2BQHWY
>>57307810
nah man, I'm in geology. I like to go outdoors and shit.
There's a demand for geologists atm b/c a lot of the current geologists are super old and dying off.
It makes it easy to get a job, but hard to relate with people.
>>57307570
>not having given up years ago
it's bliss m8
i feel bad for those tied to vagina
>tfw only 1 beer left
Wish me luck lads
no mexicans here
>>57307812
hold this thought, Im surrounded by normies at the moment
>>57307883
I've got a whole lot left. I'm applying to a bunch of jobs right now because I'm too much of coward to do it sober
>>57307954
best of luck lad.
What do you drink btw?
>>57307810
>(you'd) me
>doesn't give throwaway
you alright there buddy
>>57307997
Utica club. Local shit
>>57307883
haha good luck
Go buy some more beer>>57308025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsTXFcGUMqg
Listening to some willie, lads. always wanted to go to a county song and dance to this
>>57307883
one beer you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jd0VICL4og
>>57308072
country bar*
>>57308082
Fucking perfect.
My favorite tho:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpex2Gy9oJY
>The teacher of my Security Training course I'm currently taking just offered me a job at their Private Security Company as soon as i'm done the course
This will be my first real job. Pretty hyped tBh.
why do brits/aussies/kiwis pronounce los angeles as "los angeleez"
>>57308130
a dope track for sure
>>57308151
good shit mein nigga
who else /spendmoretimeon4chanthanwithfamilyandfriends/?
I genuinely hope I make it to the boat setting sail.
>>57308151
That sounds cool man, what does it entail? I considered taking a course like that myself a while back.
im wasted toronto
im wasted cali
im wasted hongcouver
how do you pronounce new orleans, i say 1
1)New or-LEENZ
2)New oar-linz
>>57308230
me
>>57308322
i switch between the two cause i'm indecisive and it's not like anybody is going to correct me :^)
>>57308293
h-haha
will literally say anything on vocaroo
this title does not meant what I thought :D
>>57308248
>what does it entail?
The course or the job?
The course is pretty simple. The one i'm taking is a 3 hour every thursday thing for a month. Pretty lax. It's easy as fuck. Goes over Law, how to deal with threats, patrol methods, alarm systems, etc... There is an exam at the end of it but it's pretty easy I've heard. You have to actually have a license to work security jobs so that's what this is all for.
I don't know what the job will be like. The Woman who is teaching the course is ex RCMP and she used to do security shit for De Beers, and just opened up her own Security company here in town. I have no idea what i'll even be doing. But I took this course to get a job so I'm accepting it either way lol.
>>57308344
"my name is boris, i am big hairy man"
>>57308344
same
Fuck lads.
My little brother is 4"9 130lbs 13 years old
Double chin, cheeto powder on shirt, the whole 9 yards.
He does nothing but play call of duty all day. This whole week he hasn't left his room except for the bathroom or for whatever junk food he can get his hands on. He's in so much denial about his life. I try to talk to him but he's so fucking unbearable. We cannot have a simple conversation without him trying to sound better than everyone. I can't say one thing without him trying to *and always failing to one up me.
What the fuck do I do?
I've offered him so much
>>57308357
wut?
>>57308344
"I'm a huge sissy and I want a cute Texan to bend me over and break me."
>>57308357
north korea is best korea
>>57308363
>>57308372
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VScFcEaB3A
>>57308372
"my name is boris im big hairy man"
alternatively "ayyy gurl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"
>>57308379
beat the shit out of him
alternatively, what the fuck are your parents doing?
>>57308379
He's 13, what 13 year old isn't retarded? You should encourage your parents to put a leash on that fat fuck though.
>>57308322
new awlins
>>57308379
Take the mean/blunt approach. Make him want to change.
Denial only goes so far.
>>57308400
dude you sound like that nigga from that one adult swim show
the fat one
i can't think of his name right now
the fat guy with that lol random show
fuuuuck, somebody has to know it
>>57306976
It feels like I've already flipped that switch. I just want to love somebody and have them love me back.
>>57308393
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cXcpx3EE0A
also guess which part of america im frome
>>57307883
FUCKING ZERO BEERS NOW!!!!!!!!!!
ALL I HAVE IS FUCKING SHITTY ASS CIROC!
>>57308439
this is 10/10
"teehee i'm an otaku, that means i love japan, and I ERP in a 4chan general, I pretend to be a kawaii little girl, daddy why did you leave?"
>>57308439
California probably. Sissiest state of them all.
>>57308401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0joKgIBgwnF
I'm not underaged
>>57308401
>>57308407
My dad is an engineer so he's constantly working. My stepmom fucking babies him and gives him whatever he wants because in her mind if he's content he's ok.
>>57308419
I've tried. I've offered him to workout with me. I've told him he can ride my bike whenever he wants. I've offered to take him to movies, sports, concerts. .....I actually refused to take him to concerts because his choice in music is cringy. But you get the idea.
I've thought about walking in there and slapping his mantits and telling him to get off his lazy ass
>>57308470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nvL7Lzixuh
lads, my roomie just did a carot reading on me, and he said my neet life is behind me
>>57308515
Make it happen
>>57308515
You mean tarot?
>>57308470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pL56YG4WQj
teehee
>>57308509
Get your friends together in your house and get them to hurl insults and abuse about his weight whenever they see him.
He is not listening to you because familiarity breeds contempt. What you must do, is get a group of normies to expose how much of a social misfit he is.
>>57308553
yes. I have terrible spelling dixlexia
>>57308555
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yA3P4Rlanr
>>57308555
7/10
>>57308555
5/10 w/o trips
The emotion wasn't there kid.
crossed the point of no return. found out there is fan porn associated with many anime series and wanked to non 3D for the first time
>>57308514
>>57308555
>>57308498
thanks dudes
this has made my night
can i bookmark these to repost @ ppl i disagree with
>>57308571
I'm tempted to. I have 3 lads I workout with who want to help. The problem is my step mom will defend him because he's the "perfect child".
gonna try to wake up early and jog, i haven't exercised for 3 months
>>57308585
whew
>>57308670
it's almost like i wrote this post except i'm a lazy fat fuck that isn't going to do anything tomorrow
I wanna get a job in a cruise ship
>>57308692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_wFEB4Oxlo
>>57308692
Join the Navy
>>57308670
I do it every week day lad. It feels so rewarding. Breakfast tastes like ambrosia after a good run
>>57308688
There's always a chance to change .
I used to be a fat fuck
>>57308555
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04M2qBI9k7m
>>57308688
i have been trying to do it for the last 3 weeks, but i end up getting my phone in my bed and cuddling with it, pressing snooze subconsciously for the next 3 hours
>>57308692
Norovirus incoming
>>57308706
don't wanna kill people, 2bh
>>57308709
i can't wait to be sweating bullets and heaving from running half the pace and half the distance i used to
>>57308739
i've just been mopey and haven't had the energy to bother and then the lack of exercise makes me even more sleepy, it's a pretty shit cycle to get into
tomorrow let's both run
>>57308692
>join coast guard
>become navigator
>get maritime certificates
>work on cruise ship and hit on the young and qt stewards
that my plan anyway desu
Why are college guys so thirsty? My sister always reports to me all the guys who talk to her and it's unbelievable. She's only a freshman here and practically spammed with "can I get your number? we're friends right?! Lets chill this weekend!"
Might have to beat some punks up if they refuse to take no for an answer
>>57308753
man up
>>57308710
teehee~ (no)
>>57308753
idk then, join the coast guard?
buy a raft?
>>57308788
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of a fateful trip,
that started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
>>57308781
think ur sis is a slut la'
>>57308781
Set things straight with each one lad
Everyone should go for a run tomorrow
>>57308753
you won't, most likely
