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Really trying hard to get a gf edition
is a slag
>>57308506
Rent for life, scratch a meager existence and die alone.
Karen Brady is a slag
>>57308506
Move to South America
>>57308506
Mke society more tolerant and increase immigration. That solves every problem.
>>57308546
Already on that life plan 2bh
WW3 cant come soon enough
Why are so many entitled young people complaining that houses are too expensive? Young people are just afraid of work.
When I was young we just had to buckle down. I assume you can still buy a house after 6 months of part time work?
>>57308506
Live in the bush somewhere.
>>57308569
south america would be the goat continent if their countries weren't all so shit
Why are you lads complaining? The Tories just fixed everything you'll be rich in no time.
One of these days I'm gonna get a gf and I'll post something she sent me here saying "gf just sent me this" and it won't be a lie.
>>57308520
Is she blind, or just retarded. Those are some very unsettling eyes
>>57308602
Possibly one of the most retarded statements I've read
>>57308605
Minimum wage should be 20 quid an hour
Its 2016 ffs
Just paid £20 to become a Lord of Sealand lads.
>>57308631
She's hapa masterrace
How the fuck do normies have upwards of 1000 friends on facebook? Do you reckon they just add everybody who comes up on their "people you may know"?
Even 600 friends is not believable. I've added everybody I've known since primary school and I don't even have 400.
haha
>>57308636
best women
best nature
best food
best culture
a bunch of poor shitholes
>>57308660
Proofs?
>>57308575
>I DESERVE a house in my 20s because that's what my granddad did
News flash, times change. Chavs have too many kids and refuse to work, so population and tax increases caused by lazy white trash mean houses are more expensive. Stop dwelling on what you don't have, get a second job and save your money instead of blowing it on new smartphones every six months and pseudo-legal drugs from the internet.
>>57308686
>best nature
Fuck no! Some of the insects they have scare even me!
Also the soil in a lot of places is nutrient deficient.
>>57308667
Normies go to lots of parties and events and whenever the meet someone new they just add them.
>>57308686
Literally all false
fuck off paki.
>>57308703
>lazy white trash
Rasheed spotted
Rise and shine lads, im cooking breakfast, who wants what?
>tfw no blind gf
How can I remedy this issue
>>57308731
rorke
>>57308546
Good plan
>>57308569
CHI
>>57308572
Good idea David , but remember pork is haram so no piggy fun time for you
>>57308588
That's if it isn't owned by the government or Chinese companies
>>57308667
They add everyone they meet
>>57308703
>pseudo-legal drugs from the internet
>tfw pseudo-legal drugs are held in post depot
>not open til tomorrow
>fraid of being arrested
-_-
>Step Dad literally bought a brand new top of the line Capri from the factory after he got his first job.
>>57308838
And how much did he make a week, £4, 6 & 3?
Stuff costs more but even the minimum wage is massively higher nowadays. Try saving instead of living above your means and you can do the same
>>57308871
>saving to buy shitty cars instead of investing
>>57308871
People were paid a lot less but then everything was a lot lot cheaper.
Try buying a brand new car with cash from a min wage job today.
>>57308681
>extreme
>free speech
>>57308871
>Stuff costs more but even the minimum wage is massively higher nowadays
High prices cancel out the higher min wage rendering it useless.
Business idea: build commie blocks and chuck old people in them
>>57308896
So your complaint is that private companies shouldn't be allowed to make profits because it inconveniences you?
Are you a student by any chance? Is there a book written by Marx in your bedroom?
Go to bread yanks
>>57308945
I slept all day yesterday tbqh
>>57308935
Seriously don't know if you're trolling or not anymore
>>57308896
>them
You can finance the car, put down only 10% in some places with minimal interest
They were a bit obsessed with the old… S-E-X. God I’m glad I never think of that type of thing Father. That whole sexual world. God, when you think of it it’s a dirty, filthy thing, isn’t it Father? Can you imagine Father? Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself? God almighty can you imagine that Father? Can you picture it there Father? Oh get a good mental picture of it. Can you see him there? Ready to do the business?
When I wake up early in the morning
>>57308956
Quack quack
>>57308963
People used to be able to buy a car outright with cash
I'm 21 and got what I thought was a good job.
I work for a massive company and make about 23k a year plus loads of bonuses and trips etc.
All my mates form uni have got ridiculous jobs and now I'm panicking thinking I need to get a grad scheme?
Is it too late to start applying the year after you've left uni - so I'll have been out of uni for two years already?
Loads of my mates now work for the civil service, GSK, Bank of England all on their super high flying grad schemes and I feel inadequate.
>>57308978
This guy wishes he was born as a girl so he could fuck his dad
>You're not allowed to be upset that your generation has no hope of affording a house, everything is more expensive than it was in the past and you're not retiring till you're 90
Very good.
>>57308990
And people used to die of measles.
You win some you lose some.
>>57309022
I'm calling for a return of cheap prices, not go back in time.
>>57308990
Not directly after getting first job. Besides, people today buy cars outright, not exactly hard to save up for.
>>57309016
>Want to work in London
>Not sure I want to work somewhere where I'll never be able to afford a house
>>57309012
Are you happy with your job? University isn't that great, but if you must go pay attention and don't fuck up, because before you know it you're repeating courses and depressed
>Muslims March In Germany Chanting "With Allah's Help, We Shall Conquer You"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pViPxGjPays
>>57309055
I've graduated uni, they all graduated too, but then got ridiculous jobs so I'm now wondering if I should start trying to get ona graduate scheme.
I hate my job - it's not a bad place or bad work - just boring and I hate not living somewhere relevant
>>57309039
>I'm calling for a return of cheap prices
So again, you want private companies, run by private individuals to intentionally make less profit in order to accomodate you and your particular aspirations?
Why should they? Would you if you were in their shoes?
You sure you're not a student? I remember thinking like you when I was in uni, like the world owed me all the things I wanted.
>>57309059
Ah yes, a lovely people
Gf's just gone back to London for a week, feel a bit down lads.
>>57309084
They made enough profit in the 50s
>he buys a depreciating asset
>>57309106
Obviously not
very sunny outside
hate the sunlight
>>57309016
you can buy a house for barely any money. they're just in very rural towns.
>wahh I should be allowed to buy prime real estate in london for a years wage on a minimum wage salary
>>57309084
Just because they should do something doesn't mean they have to be legally mandated to do so.
>>57309084
Not to mention that you would still be driving the same cars as the past, as lower profits mean less technological innovation.
>>57309116
Never understood this myself lad.
I'll drive shit cars til the day I die because they don't fucking do anything other than get you frmo A to B.
Never understood the rat race to get slightly better cars, why nnot buy something that doesn't start shedding thousands as soon as you drive it off the forecourt?
Lift my head, I'm still yawning
>>57309125
Probably shouldn't live in a desert then
>>57309129
>wahh I should be allowed to buy prime real estate in london for a years wage on a minimum wage salary
Why shouldn't you?
You could in the past.
>>57309125
Doesnt sunlight make jews turn into bugs or something
>>57309129
>you can buy a house for barely any money.
You know up North where they don't have running water or electricity?
A basic hovel up there costs £80,000
>>57309147
Land poor people bought was not prime real estate in the past... That's why they could afford it.
>It's an "anon complains because he wants to buy a mansion in central london on his £25,000 per annum salary" episode
b-but m-my grandad c-could!
>>57309173
Decidedly untrue, can get a 3 bed shithole in Liverpool for half that
>>57309173
Bullshit.
I live in a nice suburban town and the smaller houses start from about 60k - but for a decent three to four bedroom semi detached - detached they cost about 120-160k
>>57309146
nah, dislike the sun but i know its good for you. probably would have offed myself already if i lived in Norway
>not just paying extortionate rent the rest of your life
>>57309194
>it's an "expat living in the third world thinks anyone gives a shit about his opinion of Britain" episode
>>57309142
Driving fast cars is fun though but I would never buy new.
Everybody seems to think I'm lazy
>It's a Thailad thinks he can have an opinion on British house prices when new build mansions cost £40,000 there.
>>57309212
all that money gone to muhammed the landlord.. just why
>>57309147
because that's not how the world works.
the land that poor people bought that is now expensive was shit tier land no one wanted back then. Also, if two people want to live in the same house then the person who pays more will get it. literally the most basic concept of individual transaction. if someone can pay a lot more then they do.
>its a failed white runs away to live with the apes and shares his opinion episode
>>57309212
>market determined rate
>muh extortion
>>57309173
australia has a massive housing inflation and there are areas up north where you can buy a 3 bedroom house for like $30,000 which is 15,000 pounds.
>Muh rural town house prices
Any rural town that is in commutable distance from a city has massive house prices.
If your Northern Rural town has cheap houses it's because it's in the middle of fucking no where and there's no jobs for miles.
>>57309262
Isn't your "up north" basically uninhabitable scorched wasteland?
>>57309217
>>57309224
These 2bh
Wish he would the shut the fuck up, his opinion is the last I wanna hear on this topic
>>57309270
if up north just means anything above tasmania, then yes
>Not only did old people have a much better life because everything was cheaper they're also pocketing at least £100k from rising houseprices.
>Our generation will never get the same opportunity
Ah yes very good
>>57309262
And there's no jobs within a 100 mile radius
Excellent
>zu wing wong Chinese buisnessman, Pavel the Russian oligarch and Ahmed the Saudi prince buying property and driving up prices in the uk
>>57309147
Decreased standards of living caused by overpopulation.
>>57309263
This really pisses me off, it's impossible to live in the south east because everywhere has train links to London and is full of commuters paying over odds to be near the city-state
>>57309306
Disgusting racist
>>57309296
>pocketing
They'd have nowhere to live if they pocketed it. If anything, the younger generation is benefitting through inheritance.
>>57309341
They downsize to a smaller house.
Look at 60k will get you in the US of A
http://www.trulia.com/property/3205798923-6961-Sleepy-Hollow-Rd-Harrisburg-PA-17112
>>57309306
>buying million+ pound houses
>b-but normal people will see price inflation!!!!
having a shower
are you coming?
>>57309270
Nah, dense impenetrable jungle in some places where swimming is 'at your own risk'.
>The housing bubble will burst any day now!
Can you imagine if you could travel back in time to the 80s and buy a bunch of houses for £20k? You'd be a fucking millionaire by now.
>>57309355
Fuck off I wouldn't live in burgerland if you paid me
There's a reason why it's so cheap
>>57309270
no.
>>57309299
except there are. if you have skills outside of mining tool operation then you can work there pretty easily. some towns are small. some are close as to relatively large cities.
>>57309346
The smaller house price has inflated as well, in reality nothing has changed in their situation.
>>57309355
>Made of cardboard
>100 mile commute from closest job
Very good
>>57309355
Congratulations, your country is bigger than our country so stuff is cheaper. You must be so proud of yourself for this cutting remark on the society in which we live.
Well done you
my favourite part of sex is watching and feeling the girl respond to me
>>57308659
Should be no minimum.
>>57309394
If they live in a £300,000 house they can sell it and buy a £200,000 house pocketing £100,000.
I shouldn't have to explain this.
>>57309405
Font
>>57309378
tfw your father is a reckless entitled baby boomer
>>57309421
which you will then inherit as well
>>57309405
my favourite part of sex is when i can go home
http://www.danbolig.dk/bolig/koebenhavn/2900/villa/128ff000041-128
might put in an offer on this badboy lads, £1.2m sound good?
bree osh
We need to import more hardworking immigrants to pay for everyone's pensions because everyone knows immigrants don't age.
>>57309440
good lad keep us updated on your pronunciation training
hmm
https://www.reddit.com/r/xboxone/comments/4d3qfn/im_confused_any_advice/
>>57309355
looks like absolute shit, probably isn't even plumbed
>>57309440
NO
Bree-ock desu lad
>>57309434
Thanks to improvements in medical science I wont be inheriting till I'm about 60
>>57309454
dont know why you linked that it was a boring non-link
>>57309466
>Bree-ock
What sub-saharan shithole where you born in Mtembe>
>>57309372
yes I'll be right there baby
*drops cloths and rubs lavender soap all over my belly*
mmmm.. how about you help me and rub the soap on my back and crotch? can't quite reach them
The property developers the auctioneers the commissions
>>57309403
I honestly want to buy it and use it as a club house for me and my family desu
>>57309404
Our country is cheaper because we're not gommies
>>57309482
Birmingham
>>57309479
don't why you replied it was a boring non comment
Spent all day with an email tab open hoping to get a message to my online dating account
Got a couple three hours ago and responded promptly but haven't heard anything since
>>57309497
it's ugly and in the middle of nowhere
>>57309508
not true. simply false.
[inhales]
*boring non-post*
>>57309497
nah its cheaper because you have a massive oversupply of rural houses. Find a house in NYC and post it. If you can get 1m^2 for 60k id be surprised.
>>57309440
>bree osh
Wrong.
bri owesh
>>57309524
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>57309440
bree-oshee
Did Tzuyu do anything wrong?
Ffs
looking at porn where girls get tied up and their tits milked like cows
fascinating.... fascinating
do you think if you went to sleep with one of those 10-hour looped youtube videos of 'Dental Plan/Lisa Needs Braces' playing in the background, you'll have dreams that invariably involve or are even centred around your teeth?
dj shadow and boc are objectively the best sampling artists out desu
What do you think the Bank of England grad scheme is like lads?
it starts on about 25-30k but if you travel all the way to the top you coul be earning up to 150k.
Do you think it's cool or dya reckon it's just shit number crunching and mind numbing work?
>>57309657
>Working for the Jews
Good goyim
>>57309657
Get a job at Dank of England instead
>>57309442
Good thing there's billions more where they came from :^)
>>57309668
but muh pension scheme
Ourivwa ameego
>Monthly expenses are literally only:
>Rent and bills £395
>Food £160
>Car Insurance £76
>Petrol: £60
>Never have any money left over at the end of the month
Wtf?
אני אישה אנושית
>>57309722
and how much do you make a month?
>>57309763
C U C K E D
>>57309762
£1470 after tax
>>57309722
Eat less. Or alternatively eat smarter. Buy food that is most cost effective in energy and nutrient returns.
>>57309763
is this like christmas for abos
>>57309746
בבקשה תהיי בתל אביב
>>57309777
>>57309777
so what are you spending the other £779 on?
"Fuck off billionaire" is my favourite gimmick
I love when everyone pretends they're poor
>>57309777
You should save slightly more than your total expenses each month. My advice is to take more care of the little things that you don't think about.
Also, less drugs maybe...
>>57309763
>the cuckstamp meme "country" is a cucky meme "country"
is anyone suprised?
>>57309763
I'm not even mad , they deserve an apology after centuries of mistreatment
>>57309777
do you not save anything
>>57309515
>it's ugly
But it doesn't appear to have any structural damage. Honestly just looks a tad unmaintained and rundown. You could literally make it look however you wanted.
>nah its cheaper because you have a massive oversupply of rural houses. Find a house in NYC and post it.
Why don't euros spread people out? It's not like they have forests left anyways.
*batters you*
lol soz m8 was an accident I tripped
>>57309818
have you given those arabs who came to london with their gold ferraris a proper bashing yet?
gook posters waking up
>>57309818
Fuck off billionaire I'm not pretending I'm literal working class scum
>18 degrees and sunny in london
bastards
>>57309763
a day's better than a month
>>57309817
Exactly
>>57309800
היה :פ ר כלת בת סורי נו
>>57309657
almost impossible to get on, youd have to be one of the very best students at oxbridge to stand even the slightest chance in the selection process
Help me lads. Stuck in the trap of being a sad rat race cunt.
I got a job out of uni and felt happy, then some mates got better jobs, now I feel inadequate and want better jobs - the cycle begins.
How do I not become a cunt ?
was in school with an aussie. every time I saw him I'd just sing the theme to Home & Away
drove him to suicide. literally
mfw
>>57309886
> Observed by United Kingdom
is it FUCK
>>57309908
Bullshit. I went to a non oxbridge uni and know a politics graduate who is a good friend on it.
That's definitely not true. Got a 2:1, too
>>57309923
Stop caring about them and what they do. They may seem happy but they may not be.
Evaluate how your situations feels to you independent of anyone else.
If you truly feel you need some change, do it.
>>57309923
become self employed
>>57309926
I remember home and away
Utter shite, makes Shortland Street look like a masterpiece
כאשר אתה נוהג אות לפנות ימינה אבל אז פונה שמאלה כמו אפריל טוב טיפשי בדיחות לעם הנהיגה מאחוריך
minimum wage is not a life
don't understand why the """living wage""" only goes to over 25s
>>57309886
>Observed by: United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Germany
At least we spread our cucking around a bit :^)
>>57309969
>the US being a dog
colour me suprise
*Opens Financial Times to see what I should invest in next*
Ah yes very good
>>57309966
כאשר אתה נוהג אות לפנות ימינה אבל אז פונה שמאלה כמו אפריל טוב טיפשי בדיחות לעם הנהיגה מאחוריך ***
>>57309926
neighbour's is the better show des
Holy shit. Not being rude lads but most of you are starting to depress me as much as those single mum yummy mummys on facebook.
All arguing over minimum wage or being unemployed in your mid to late twenties.
You're like the friend I don't want to hang about with anymore because his life isn't going anywhere.
>>57310020
want to go to burger king with me, the rest haven't got any money LOL
>>57309966
>>57310003
>>>/Vaucluse/
post rare capekinos
>just found out 18 year old cousin has a gf
>>57309995
Heh
enjoy your money being pumped and dumped away ;)
>>57310020
We're only meming lad
>>57310035
>burger king
foy
>>57310020
Congratulations, yo're a normie. I'm fresh out of gold medals atm, but if you leave a forwarding address when you get the fuck out right now, I'll be sure to send you one when we re-stock
>>57309838
desu it would cost a lot of time and money to make that shack presentable
>A Halal food festival has been rocked by a violent brawl between anti-Islam protesters and far-left activists.
>About 30 far-left protesters wearing black clothing and balaclavas, believed to be part of the anti-fascist Antifa group, swarmed a group of right extremists, including members of the United Patriots Front, Reclaim Australia and other anti-Halal activists.
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/violent-brawl-at-halal-festival-in-ascot-vale-20160403-gnx74z.html#ixzz44kItYlRB
>>57310020
fuck off normie twat
*rolls around in the dust, squealing happily*
>>57310037
* הגויים טיפשיים צוחק כמו גאון מרושע *
>Congratulations, yo're a normie. I'm fresh out of gold medals atm, but if you leave a forwarding address when you get the fuck out right now, I'll be sure to send you one when we re-stock
>>57310077
>any left wing group
>able to fight
i have the utmost faith that those true blue aussie dinky di battlers fucking decked them
POT ADDICTS BTFO
>>57310020
fuck up cunt
no actually fuck up cunt
youve annoyed me, i dont like you piss off
>tfw my name is actually james bond
>everyone laughs at me when I introduce myself
>fml
י מ א ביג לפטר. הוא מניעה לרגע מוסיקלי. מוח אדמירתיון פור סקוובי
Is life in urban England really as depressing as Harry Brown, This Is England, and Billy Elliot makes it seem?
>>57310115
Yeah
>The Daily Mail is more popular in the US than in the UK
How is this possible lads?
>>57310110
>have surname Bond
>name your newborn James
Paddies are true banter merchants
>>57310110
>an irish james bond
a pint of Guinness. warm, not chilled.
>>57309987
Have some respect
If it weren't for us the japs would've taken over your island in WWII
>>57310115
life's what you make it ^^
>>57310077
>Calling the lefties protesters
>Calling antifa, the biggest fascists around in the west after islam anti-fascists
>Calling the ones who don't want their country raped "extremists"
Shitty reporting/10
>>57310139
Yanks love sensationalist bullshit
>>57310106
people who smoke weed every day time seem to be permanently monged out
>>57310156
t. tyler gonzalez
>>57310139
They don't understand half of it's made up or glamourised
>>57310156
Would've been heaven
>>57310107
What are you even trying to say?
>>57310080
Epic you big manchild.
>>57310071
I hatemy life and just about everything in it but it's just depressing.
I feel a failure working a grad role for a huge company yet you guys all argue over minimum fucking wage.
Jesus wept
אני שולח חרא אילם בחורים עברים
>>57310077
Meanwhile in the cucked nation of Germany mudshits march through the streets saying "with allah we will conquer this land"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pViPxGjPays
>>57310115
When there's a grey British sky then yeah it feels exactly the same
>>57310106
if only i knew but it wouldn't have changed anything
>>57310220
>When there's a grey British sky
Is there any other kind?
>>57310186
O yes they were known for their kind treatment of allied soliders
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Siffleet
>>57310105
what makes you think people on the left don't fight
Lads next week I'm starting on overtime at work that will pay me between £24-£54/hr based on performance.
What drugs can I take to just want to spend all day at work bashing shit out?
>>57310240
HEY!
We get black thunderstorm clouds too you know, it's not always grey drizzle
post the rarest capekinos you can find
the rarest you can afford
post em up
>>57310209
inshallah the streets of Europe will be painted with the blood of kuffar
>>57310256
good goy
@57310197
ive told you to fuck off
do one cunt
>>57310252
the fact that they're limp wristed social lefties and not (what the actual "right" protesters would be) working class lefties
besides i see these antifa scummy cunts around uni all the time. they're all scrawny, greasy, little halfmen who went to some pink, fleshy palmed selective school.
>>57310256
Meth is the go-to drug here for grueling manual labour jobs
>>57310327
>meth
FOY it's called P
>>57310327
>>57310339
>not shabs
hello seppos
>>57310327
It's not manual labour.
It's a lot of spreadsheets, a bit of maths and a lot of phoning up people.
>>57310347
>shabs
sounds like a Lebanese loanword
>>57310347
>not "being on the pipe"
>>57310252
They are non-confrontational, effeminate betas, which is why they are lefties in the first place.
>>57310367
how can you critique when P is literally not even a word
>>57310339
Yeah but they don't know that
>>57310347
Is it true that petrol-sniffing has taken White Australia by force in recent years?
And does this petrol-sniffing epidemic have anything to do with the quality of Australian posting?
>>57310386
but the article said one far-right activist was taken to hospital after being confronted by antifa
that sounds opposite of what you just said
>>57310441
100% and a staple of australian culture
I wake up everyday aged 21 worrying about my career, worriyng that I'm not achieving enough and sometimes cry myself to sleep because I'm not earning enough/ doing something prestigious enough.
How do I get a grip?
dumb britbongs
>>57310399
I wasn't critiquing, I was noting that a particular demographic may be heavily involved with the manufacturing/selling of "shabs"
hi
>>57310252
maybe if they outnumber the nationalists 10 to 1 they will
or they're just beating on someone with a shaved head as they've been known to do
ops girls is a real stunner. anyone knows who's she
>>57310445
yeah and another was hit in the chest by a pole so they probably coward punched him. furthermore, the far right ones are generally the ones who let the police try to stabilise the situation as their aware that they're under a microscope by the media.
>>57310459
t. town rapist
>>57310453
>21
>m-muh midlife crisis
jog on skidmark
GACKED
>>57310453
>I wake up everyday aged 21
Being immortal sounds pretty fucking great, don't know what you're upset about
>>57310453
I'm 21 and have been unemployed for 3 years wahey
*makes the runts squeal*
>>57310445
I wouldn't call antifa lefties, just edgy teenagers looking to outnumber and abuse people using the guise of "fighting da ebul Nazis".
They are lower than niggers.
>>57310478
She's a goy
Sorry Chaim but she can never bear Chosen children
feel very tired want a 12 hour nap
wish i had some rustlers burgers in
*holds in a squeal*
>>57310459
What the hell even are you?
>>57310488
>limeyboo
Washington is rolling in his grave
very tired want a 12 year nap
going to IKEA lads, anyone need anything
ah yes the fearsome marauders of cultural marxism
>>57310560
The world would objectively be a better place if your ground opened up and swallowed every single one of those creatures.
>>57310546
not a dumb britbong, for starters
>>57310547
Washington served in the British army, he was one of the few survivors of Braddock's Column
>>57310597
Then I pity you.
Watching wolf of wall Street to psyche me up for my first job lads.
Telesales £15k basic plus £60 per sale. Some lads are earning over 40k
>>57310607
He's just trying to play divide and conquer by using American revolutionary rhetoric.
>>57310644
>Telesales
lmao
>>57310644
>Telesales £15k basic plus £60 per sale. Some lads are earning over 40k
Is that what they tell you, kek?
>>57310644
outsourcings
>>57310512
stupid yank youll speak when you are spoken to
*hits you with the runt stick until it becomes sticky with blood*
yes, yes, that will teach you little runt. next time i won't be so kind, now back to your pen and stop squealing or ill have to bring my runt taser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84qj2y8BR4Y
miss tony desu
>>57310675
>runt gimmick
prefer the ball busting t b h
meghan markle
>>57310663
I've spoken to the lads on 40k
Why the fuck do I have to keep deleting all my cookies so legacy captcha doesn't turn into gibberish scribbles?
>turning 23
>never had any friends or a gf
>never had a job or any education past 16
HOLY SHIT WHAT A LOSER COULDN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
i want rustlers burgers
>>57310702
dislike both
>>57310675
i like this israeli poster 2bh
>>57310742
Because you didn't buy a pass you silly goy
>tfw I've got the best job out of anyone from any of the schools I went to and I didn't even do A levels and don't have a degree
Ahh yes, the rat race.
>>57310560
>cultural marxism
what does this mean? wikipedia takes me to "cultural marxism conspiracy theory"
>>57310743
Fuck me
How do you motivate yourself to wake up in the mornnig?
I feel shit that my mates earn a few grand more than me but you must just feel fucking shit.
What do people say when they see you? What do old school mates say?
>>57310748
they're disgusting you working class scum, mainly mrm and partially some added plastic, texture of them is so chewy
>>57310644
telesales is by no means an easy job m8, you can either sell or your can't, and I doubt by being here you're someone who can sell(I can't sell for shit)
>>57310787
Cultural Marxism is a branch of western Marxism, different from the Marxism-Leninism of the old Soviet Union. It is commonly known as “multiculturalism” or, less formally, Political Correctness.
It has been almost ten years since the 2006 world cup
>Go to rah uni
>Everyone is middle class, grammar schooled or privately schooled.
>It's like everyone went to finishing school and is part of a culture I know nothing about
>They all walk into posh graduate schemes run by other very middle-class people.
>I didn't care about their middle class problems and just wanted to do a phd and be a scientist
>Blew it
>Working at some shitty programming startup maintaining spaghetti code
Wew
>>57310790
>old school mates
hahaha never had any really
I left the house twice last year to get a haircut in july and then december
haven't left in 2016 yet but i'm going to try and start getting back into education or some shit this year if i find something i can do
>>57310801
i can sell myself
>>57310787
There's a reason Wikipedia isn't allowed to be used as a citation.
>>57310787
It's the extension of Marxism to culture instead of just social and economics.
Some people think that "Cultural Marxists" are destroying culture on purpose to make it easier to install communism.
It's widely regarded as a conspiracy theory.
I don't know if it's real or not but it makes a little sense. I mean it WOULD be easier to install communism and a supreme dictator if you destroyed all nation states with immigration so no one cares about their nation anymore.
>>57310743
where do you get your money from
>>57310836
What does 'spaghetti code' mean la? Low quality code that you have to deal with?
>>57310852
What do your parents/ relatives say?
How are you not ill? Surely you've been outside
new day new me
>>57308520
Who is she?
>>57310787
It's formally known as "critical theory"
If you want to find cultural Marxist literature you have to search "critical theory" otherwise you'll just get a bunch of rubbish
>>57310862
>t. paranoid tinfoil hatter
>>57310836
there no such thing as a rah uni
i can just imagine you
shut the fuck up you insufferable cunt, shittalking scummy fucker
>tfw had years of Asian gfs
>used to hardly even notice tits, crave big arses and wide hips
>now I jerk almost exclusively to big tit porn
>browse various 4chan boards collecting the best tit pics
>imagine my gf having bigger tits
>can't help but look at other girls on the streets, catch myself looking straight at bigger chests
What do I do lads?
>>57310836
theres literally nothing wrong with working at a start up maintaining and implementing your own code
t. does the exact same thing as an internship but is actually grateful for being able to work for 2 hours then spend the remaining 4 just browsing /brit/
>>57310899
not much, don't feel really bad though I probably lack vitamin D
>>57310884
welfare state
>>57310917
find an asian gf with big tits
>tfw know mad qt's but they're all in relationships
End it phams
>>57310917
be yourself :]
>>57310892
They just bundle everything together, typically in one single huge file or even method.
Everything is interconnected and a mess so that when you pull on something it's like pulling on spaghetti and it all comes out tangled up.
You're supposed to break programming up into functions and classes, and different files, so that other people can understand and work on it. If you don't it's all just one mess that no-one else can understand or change without breaking everything.
>>57310949
I don't have a particular thing for them, I just live in Auckland so they're 3/4 girls
>>57310836
what is to say you can't get into these schemes
>>57310917
Fuck off normie
I'm leaving this place.
My life is shit and I hate my job but fucking hell you['re all depressing as fuck.
Get a job, study at night and get a degree then do something with your fucking life
>>57310906
I may be a paranoid conspiracy theorist but I am not a porn star.
>Auckland
easily the best meme I've heard
>>57310972
I'm NEET for 2 years and literally have no friends
I don't speak to anyone but my gf
>>57310995
tra
>>57310892
Spaghetti implies that the program is structured in a way that it is hard to understand the sequence of commands, genuine spaghetti code dates from when GOTO statements were popular in the 90s but sometimes it's use a a synonym for badly written code.
>>57310995
piss off you fucking shitarse cunt
>>57310995
post bp
>>57310905
Oh right that makes a lot of sense, I've heard of critical thoery.
>>57311024
shut up arse fucking shitcunt scum
>VBA programmer in non programming job
>Make several utilities and scripts to make my team's jobs easier.
>No one at my company gives a shit
who wants a vigorous and brief fucking
>>57310944
What kind of startup do you have the ability to work 2 hours then slack off and not be noticed?
Where I work everything is down to the wire everyday, chasing absurd deadlines with only a few developers.
I wasn't first so I'm not writing my own code most of the time. I'm trying to maintain someone else's shitty code that they shat out as fast as possible then abandoned to fix some other gaping hole and put out more fires. No-one ever spends more than a day on something and it's never polished. Just barely working then abandoned.
>>57311077
haha nerd
>>57311083
ur ma
>>57311016
what the fuck since when do womyn date friendless neets
you must be really good looking if she actually still likes you
therefore, FONT
>>57311077
>>VBA programmer
>>57310969
I'm on 4chan.#
You really think I'm confident, outgoing, and eloquently spoken enough to woo some middle-class fuck.
>>57311095
comfy start up where i create web scraping algorithms for marketing analysis, some back end touches up here and there, csv stuff, etc
my CTO is a mad cunt if i ever need help he'll just come and be heaps patient with me and suggest things to get the ball rolling.
your life seems shitty and i'm almost positive i not only have a better life than you, i also have more friends than you, get paid more, far more intelligent, and most likely have a larger penis.
girlfriend slapped me last night because I was playing with one of her stuffed animals (it was an owl) instead of paying attention to her
then she also snatched the owl and threw it across the room
don't appreciate that desu
>>57311113
I'm just interesting to talk to I guess, I'm very average looking.
I adeptly maintain the illusion that I'm much better off and more stable than I really am. By the time they've seen my place, spent much time with me or in current case, moved in, they are too attached to ditch me.
>>57311024
>>57310964
Cheers laddos, I only do a bit of VBA for the people at my job desu.
>>57311146
piss off you absolute gaycunt piece of worthless fucking shit
Why don't start ups appreciate any of the work you do?
I joined a startup utilities company a few years ago thinking it was a good place to get noticed and get rewarded for good work but it's been the complete opposite.
I mean the whole company wouldn't fall apart without me, but several things would. For example I'm the one stopping the regulator pulling our trading licence for settlement errors.
>>57311178
you're cucked pham. Also you sound like an infant.
>>57311204
yeah wouldn't know my start up's actually great, mate. the bosses are going to SanFran next week to gather more seed funds, and they're going to bring me back a MAGA hat. yup life sure is good for me -- not for you though (pity that. LOL.)
>>57311232
Ah yes a hat very impressive
got a phresh ralphie shirt from vinnies for $12 today tBh
>>57311208
it was a nice owl, fuck off with your nasty comments
>>57311146
give it a go maybe
>>57311255
you might need one for when you start to go bald+start greying from your heavy workload
>>57311204
>Work have invested loads of trips and money in me
>They've given me a huge event to organise asked for by the Chief Exec
>I'm the only one doing it
>I'm the only one with all the knowledge of what's going on
>They can't fire me otherwise it'd go to shit
based
>>57311168
yeah but you're australian and nothing can be worse than that.
>get promoted but no pay rise
>check what my new title should be making
>I'm getting jew'd out of 10k per year
Fucking Amazon
>>57311281
I eventually did, and landed an internship which turned into a job.
But I aimed low and could've got something better
>>57311053
This is a p good explanation of it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vrt6msZmU7Y
>>57311341
if you're worth that 10k+ find a place that will take you and let your boss know that you intend to move unless your salary is increased.
>>57311341
I honestly don't care about you :\
>>57311306
he could be a pseudo-Australian
>>57311306
good meme response. not sure how it will alleviate your crushing realisation that your company doesn't recognise you as a valuable asset, or even a asset.
C H O O N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agtHSz8zTzI
>>57311341
swansea?
>>57311305
yeah yeah sure
>>57311178
You need to show your girlfriend this information film:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObvC12uJa6A
No woman has to tolerate abuse in a relationship form the rape machine known as man.
>>57311398
and im unsure how to break it to you that the world doesnt recognise you as a valuable country, or even a country.
>>57311380
Don't know how well I'll do in the position 2bh. This role is a lot more social and I'll have to speak to complete strangers rather than just the warehouse lads.
>>57311386
Good to know you have my back f4m
>>57311425
I'm up north
there's a muslim on the bbc talking about muslims
>>57311469
i'm not particularly worried about how the world views my country as it doesn't immediately affect me. your situation on the other is completely different.
Call it in
>Currently getting paid £18,000 to do a £30,000 job at a start up
>Can't go anywhere else because you only need 1 of me at every company and there's only 26 companies that do what I do.
>>57311474
'bang tidy' is such a hilarious phrase ngl. Does anyone even say it anymore?
>>57311178
What do you mean by "playing" with the owl.
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/university-of-queensland-union-to-host-bake-sale-that-charges-based-on-gender-20160402-gnwsts.html
problem, men?
>>57311509
Think it's dead and gone forever like "mint" and the like
>>57311494
Join the club lad
>Get paid 21k for a 28k job
>This job usually takes place in London
>I'm in the north so can't go anywhere else unless I move to London to live in a box room
>>57311494
Seems you chose your career poorly.
I get 30k and they could replace me with literally anyone
>>57311586
what's the job
>>57311525
Is this satire like that one from yankland that did it by race to point out the stupidity of shitskin pandering?
>>57311556
>tfw get paid 28k for a 21k job
kek
>>57311487
I know my situation is different you dinking diddler, i actually have running water and electricity.
>>57311586
I didn't choose my career, my career chose me like most people.
>>57311509
Literal 15 year old. That Keith lemon guy is constantly spouting it and is who made it popular. Awful awful humour
>>57311602
civil servant.
>>57311626
You mean you had no plans and then got stuck doing the first thing that came along?
So did I, so you still chose poorly.
need a gf
>>57311667
How old are you?
